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GizilqDec 20, 2019

Я не знаю, как написать насколько фильм плох, не спойлеря. Это не фильм, это клип MTV - все дерганное, нет долгих сцен. Все сделано для чтобы зритель не успевал понять насколько бредово то что происходит. И нет, это не работает. Фильм -Я не знаю, как написать насколько фильм плох, не спойлеря. Это не фильм, это клип MTV - все дерганное, нет долгих сцен. Все сделано для чтобы зритель не успевал понять насколько бредово то что происходит. И нет, это не работает. Фильм - красивый набор идиотских ситуаций которые пытаются вызвать у зрителя ностальгию, но не могут.
Меня радует только то что Дисней не получил мои деньги - я сидел в кинотеатре бесплатно.

I do not know how to write how bad the film is, not a spoiler. This is not a movie, this is an MTV video - everything is twitching, there are no long scenes. Everything has been done so that the viewer does not have time to understand how miserably what is happening. And no, that doesn't work. The film is a beautiful set of idiotic situations that try to arouse nostalgia in the viewer, but they cannot.
I am only happy that Disney did not receive my money - I sat in the cinema for free.… Expand

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bacchus_playsDec 27, 2019

Pure "diversity agenda" drivel straight from the minds of money hungry idiots.

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eyalbentancurFeb 11, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. When gaylo died after the kiss thingy Finally understood this is a comedy, 0/10 would be better with the Wayan brothers… Expand

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KromioDec 24, 2019

You can't take Star Wars serious anymore. All 3 movies are a disgrace for Star Wars and it's fans.

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PascalHBFeb 4, 2020

It's just what you expect, if Disney gets involved.
But to be honest: After The Last Jedi, there wasn't really much you could do as a director to rescue the new trilogy.

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EerieDemonbleDec 22, 2019

"No Spoilers"... like anyone care at this point.

+ beautiful cinematography and CGI. And that is it. That's the only good things. - ....everything else. - horrible and nonsensical plot, that will lock you in permanent state of "WTF is"No Spoilers"... like anyone care at this point.

+ beautiful cinematography and CGI. And that is it. That's the only good things.

- ....everything else. - horrible and nonsensical plot, that will lock you in permanent state of "WTF is this!?"
- absolutely insane pacing, constant rush from scene to scene
- every attempt at "dramatic" moment immediately ruined by stupid jokes
- cringe dialogues
- acting, or more accurately overacting
- empty and anticlimactic ending

I can't even recommend this as a dumb and mindless cinema attraction. You know it's bad, when even MSM ripping it apart. You need to be a shill or a person with severe head trauma to give this cinematic abomination 10/10.

If you want to see some Star Wars, go see Mandalorian. This is the Way.… Expand

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mark8J4Dec 21, 2019

Another remake. This is a remake trilogy.
A bad film, with many things without explanation, jedi powers have become like Marvel superpowers.
I'm speechless.. 1) In episode 6, didn't Palpatine's body incinerate, neither after falling into theAnother remake. This is a remake trilogy.
A bad film, with many things without explanation, jedi powers have become like Marvel superpowers.
I'm speechless..

1) In episode 6, didn't Palpatine's body incinerate, neither after falling into the core of black death, or following the explosion of black death itself? Impossible.
2) If they introduce the power to teleport objects, I expect that introduced any power, such as making disappear stars , creating planets, .....
3) With the exception of those who manage to transform into Force ghost , when a jedi dies he loses his identity.
Obi Wan in episode 6 said he can't interfere with the events, so it's impossible that they spent their energies on Rey.

As a result I stopped following the current canon, I only follow the star wars products prior to 2014 and I ignore everything else.

A sentence summarizes all the things that there would be to say: George Lucas did not participate in the Premier of this film.… Expand

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bartcbemDec 21, 2019

Its just sad, very very sad. It wouldn't even pass as a fan fiction with its massive plot hole and ridiculous "plot twists" that just don't make any sense. There is some very nice spectacle here and there but even this dont salvage thisIts just sad, very very sad. It wouldn't even pass as a fan fiction with its massive plot hole and ridiculous "plot twists" that just don't make any sense. There is some very nice spectacle here and there but even this dont salvage this movie. Once more we saw that there were no grand plan for the story of the new trilogy. Thankfully its over now.… Expand

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laeknir45Dec 24, 2019

Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker is a deeply disappointing dumpster fire of a movie. I’ll admit that I didn’t like the previous films in this trilogy, but this “finale” is a soulless mishmash of terrible “remember this? let’s F that up!” andStar Wars the Rise of Skywalker is a deeply disappointing dumpster fire of a movie. I’ll admit that I didn’t like the previous films in this trilogy, but this “finale” is a soulless mishmash of terrible “remember this? let’s F that up!” and "go fetch this thing, now go fetch that thing" writing with an ending that totally stomps all over the heroic journey of Luke & Leia. This is all done in favor of a BORING blatant Mary Sue character (Rey) and her shoddily written pals. It’s entirely awful, and the ending is insulting to fans and worse than bad fanfic. Avoid it. JJ Abrams should never be allowed to work on anything ever again; though honestly we all knew that when Lost ended in a pile of stupid.… Expand

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GuapoGrandeDec 20, 2019

It's weirdly like an Avengers movie in that they spend a ton of time flitting from planet to planet looking for a glowing magic orb. To be clear, that isn't a compliment, make an original movie you dumbs!

Other than that it's just bland andIt's weirdly like an Avengers movie in that they spend a ton of time flitting from planet to planet looking for a glowing magic orb. To be clear, that isn't a compliment, make an original movie you dumbs!

Other than that it's just bland and pointless. The new characters all suck and the one piece of good news is that none of them are coming back for future projects.… Expand

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BabeRuthless38Dec 20, 2019

Screw you Disney. I love Star Wars, and nobody can love Star Wars and not be disgusted with your pathetic tack-on trilogy. Fire Kathleen Kennedy!

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MasterMagicDec 28, 2019

Potential purposefully thrown away. To say that upfront I HAVE a lot of positive things to say about previous Disney EPISODIC entries.

This should had been the movie that would engrave the sequel trilogy as well-made one, the one thatPotential purposefully thrown away. To say that upfront I HAVE a lot of positive things to say about previous Disney EPISODIC entries.

This should had been the movie that would engrave the sequel trilogy as well-made one, the one that respected all that came before and stood on its own, but it doesn't do any of that. Instead, it became THE WORST Star Wars movie that spits on its predecesors for story convenience, which is for the most part an unsensical fan catering, zero intelligence garbage with no sense of pacing, rhythm or even emotion really. Half-way through, after a certain reveal it brings this anxious dread evoking the worst possible story progression one could ever think of and it happens to be stronger and stronger while the movie rushes to the finish line. Leaving you with no emotion, only apathy.

When internet fandom split into two separate camps (one more vocal than the other), after TLJ premier, something miraculous had happened. Disney or JJ with Terrio somehow thought it would be a marvelous idea to retcon any story progression from the previous movie, ignore fans who defended TLJ for two long years and try to appease fans who hated it. Ultimately, no one likes this movie, because it is far from being one. Desperate and safe attempt for damage control effectively erasing this sequel trilogy from canon.… Expand

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smokingboritoDec 26, 2019

Saw this online, the best parts in it were the ad breaks for gambling sites.

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ErWinEUDec 21, 2019

Disney used the main story of star wars absolutely irresponsibly. How could you start a new trilogy without even a rough plan for the development of the plot and character arches? The narrative of the films looks completely unconnected. TheDisney used the main story of star wars absolutely irresponsibly. How could you start a new trilogy without even a rough plan for the development of the plot and character arches? The narrative of the films looks completely unconnected. The number of plot holes and "what ?!" moments above all measurable levels. I want to forget it and pretend it never happened. Being a devoted fan of the prequel trilogy, I’m even a little glad that this happened, because compared to this disaster, the prequels will now begin to look even better.… Expand

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MrMangaJan 9, 2021

This movie hurt my soul! ,it has pretty effects but nothing exist to redeem it.

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hitzestauDec 26, 2019

And J.J. Abrams strikes again... he truly is the "destroyer of franchises". First he killed Star Trek and now Star Wars. It is sad to see, how this 40 year-old saga has come to an end, it would have deserved a much better ending with moreAnd J.J. Abrams strikes again... he truly is the "destroyer of franchises". First he killed Star Trek and now Star Wars. It is sad to see, how this 40 year-old saga has come to an end, it would have deserved a much better ending with more respect to what has been established before.… Expand

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ProserpineDec 20, 2019

Incredibly bad written. It feels like a clumsy collage of old star wars facts thrown over the new story that seemed to have potential to be beautiful and meaningful, arranged in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

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LookingforheartDec 20, 2019

Have you ever seen 'Spinal Tap'? In that film, a reviewer gives one of their albums a two word summation. The album is called, 'Shark Sandwich', the reviewer sums it up as, 'Sh*t Sandwich.'. This movie is a sh*t sandwich. No matter whatHave you ever seen 'Spinal Tap'? In that film, a reviewer gives one of their albums a two word summation. The album is called, 'Shark Sandwich', the reviewer sums it up as, 'Sh*t Sandwich.'. This movie is a sh*t sandwich. No matter what Disney may say in their hopes for more filthy lucre, this series is done, there's no going back. One company single handedly decimated an entire franchise and legacy with its greed and pandering. This movie is bull****, and I want my money back. I hope George is proud of himself for selling out. Your prequels weren't great, but they were high Shakespeare compared to this crass tripe. I long for the halcyon days of Jar-Jar. The film is unwatchable, even as a non-Star Wars film - that is a low that is difficult to achieve. So bravo, Disney, on making the dregs of abject sewage something attainable for all of us. Pathetic, in the extreme. Everyone involved in this should be ashamed of themselves.

As an aside, it's no surprise that first twenty or so reviews are 'tens' showering praise and that falls off immediately afterward. You aren't fooling anyone, Disney (and other studios should take note), and the critics need to check themselves, big time. This was not a good film. It was an absolutely *terrible* Star Wars film. I'm no cynic - I appreciate good film making. This was the opposite of that. That it is supposedly 'Star Wars' makes it doubly insidious. Go to the fiery place, Disney.… Expand

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ShadowbloodyDec 23, 2019

This movie is a shame, they tried to make two movies in one. To ignore the EP8, which was awful.

This Disney trilogy is a lot of **** The characters, have no development, the story has no meaning, are three films, without relevant content.This movie is a shame, they tried to make two movies in one. To ignore the EP8, which was awful.

This Disney trilogy is a lot of ****
The characters, have no development, the story has no meaning, are three films, without relevant content. They are only taking advantage of the fame of previous films to sell tickets.
These characters have no narrative development.
The mystique of the force was thrown in the trash.
Darth Vander's sacrifice was thrown in the trash.

Disney has destroyed the history of Star Wars.… Expand

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Radeck1337Dec 20, 2019

wasted my money.... -5/10 for a star wars film ... 2/10 for a film. 1 point for sound and one point for the grahics

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zolondzJan 22, 2020

I want to Die. They waste 50 years of epic Universe... i hate you disney. my movie collection may go to the trash

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GatocosmicoJan 8, 2020

movie trash and trilogy trash. Disney finished destroying this beautiful saga, all bad from script to character personality. All unfortunate hopefully remove it as a canon

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titocusomancusoDec 21, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The best Disney's Star Wars film. This is a true Star Wars film with all its elements, not as the infamous episodes VII and VIII.… Expand

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darksiderFeb 2, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Imagine to have a checklist of all the complaints that had been made about the previous movies.
Imagine then a movie in which instead of telling a coherent story you just jump from fanservicy to fanservicy scene in a jumbled sequence of mindless scenes with too many quesst for a MacGuffin.
Imagine also a movie in which instead of developing your characters you introduce new useless ones which you won't develop either.
The result is an incredibly stupid movie, badly edited, with a dumb plot and no heart.
You don't have to be stupid to like this movie, but you have to watch it as if you are, disconnect your brain and just look at the flashy lights.
Unfortunately (for them) some refuse to be treated like idiots.… Expand

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RonGiantiDec 29, 2019

At best, the writing is about the level of fan fiction. What if a bunch of teenagers got to write a story of their visit to the Star Wars universe? These movies would be the result.

Rey is just so powerful and... right and saves the dayAt best, the writing is about the level of fan fiction. What if a bunch of teenagers got to write a story of their visit to the Star Wars universe? These movies would be the result.

Rey is just so powerful and... right and saves the day again and again. No one is just so... great as her. Its silly and the entire focus of the story becomes this one character who the writers, for whatever reason, want to dominate the entire... universe actually. All JJ did was recycle a bunch of old ideas and characters and none of it makes sense. There is no real feeling of dread because you know Rey will just solve all problems. The entire plot destroys the original 6 movies and makes them all invalid. Watching the original 6 movies again knowing how things turn out in 7 - 9 ruins the first 6 movies. The writing is childish and there is no lead up or sense to it all.

I saw the original movies dozens of times and invested my childhood and imagination for 40 years into the Star Wars universe. Played the games, read the books, built the models. There is nothing like the Star Wars universe, or at least, there wasn't. It's dead now. I will never watch EP 7 - 9 again. The entire lore was pissed on and destroyed by these three horrid movies written by people who only wanted to make a quick buck. Time will not be kind to these 3 movies.… Expand

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jkkLDec 22, 2019

J.J Abrams did something absolutely incredible - movie worse than attack of clones

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rushhour2Jun 19, 2022

Utter madness. The film adds so much to Star Wars lore that hasn’t been set up in the previous 8 films. Real , real bad film making. Complete movie failure

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Fed_PittMar 14, 2020

Worst star wars movie ever made, side to side with e1. Bad, bad, bad. Really Really bad. Don't waste time on this, not even quarentine time

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David101618Dec 19, 2019

Disney Trash, the last jedi is the worst movie ever made and this is close, Disney is not Star Wars, this is glorified low low low ultralow quality fanfiction

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BastrianDec 20, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Bringing in the emperor, sucking life out of Rey and kylo to regenerate his in Ep. VI burned ass, just to be f*cked Up minutes later by Rey in the same manner he was already defeated by windu and Vader for TWO TIMES is the worst Ending to a 9 movies saga I could have ever imagined. Poor George Lucas, - You destroyed his life's work and my childhood… Expand

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AitherJun 20, 2020

Honestly, what was Disney thinking putting Kathleen Kennedy in charge? The Rise of Skywalker is filled with plot holes and inconsistencies. It honestly just defecates all over what the Star Wars universe has built up since A New Hope wasHonestly, what was Disney thinking putting Kathleen Kennedy in charge? The Rise of Skywalker is filled with plot holes and inconsistencies. It honestly just defecates all over what the Star Wars universe has built up since A New Hope was released. This is a travesty beyond the likes of Game of Thrones season 8, and will go down in history as the worst film in the franchise (next to The Last Jedi).… Expand

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DarrennichollsFeb 11, 2023

I didn't think there could be a way to get worse than The Last Jedi, but somehow they accomplished exactly that. It's still so hard to believe they wasted almost a $BILLION dollars on a trilogy that was essentially a good movie from oneI didn't think there could be a way to get worse than The Last Jedi, but somehow they accomplished exactly that. It's still so hard to believe they wasted almost a $BILLION dollars on a trilogy that was essentially a good movie from one writer/director group with a sometimes annoying amount of fan service pandering, then a HORRIBLE, illogical movie from another writer/director group that tried to just "subvert expectations" constantly, breaking much of what came before, to a return of a director/group that angrily tried to reset the first movie's premises in a ridiculous totally illogical multiple Macguffin hunt with a ridiculous huge letdown conclusion. Such a shame how they utterly wasted an amazing universe with religiously devoted fans just to settle scores.… Expand

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lordnaarDec 20, 2019

This is what happens when you put SJW companies in charge of a franchise and they give it to a director known for over the top nonsense. The second franchise this joker has destroyed that begins with Star

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nate11Dec 22, 2019

It was bad, a real let down. Except for the visuals and sound, there were very few bright spots. It tried to be bright and optimistic, but the result was a dark and depressing film.

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krivdaDec 20, 2019

this film is as 100% second-hand trash. Star Wars deserved more. Thanks God,it has finished

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SanstadDec 20, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What a piece of trash. I wish this trilogy did not happen. Please someone, wake me up.… Expand

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zxcvbnm321Jun 23, 2020

I can only hope this helps to finish off Star Wars, people really need to stop giving their money to the people who make such awful things upon this earth. The world has enough ugliness in it already, stop investing fortunes into making it worse.

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amralchalatiDec 21, 2019

It's pretenses and milking fans nostalgia. Don't west your time and watch it.

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BergN7Dec 20, 2019

Destroyed Franchise, Destroyed Classic Characters, Destroyed Lucas Legacy, Destroyed fanbase.

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Joolsx80Dec 20, 2019

I have no idea what I just watched. The most haphazard assemblage of random scenes, all of which seem to fall in one (or more) of these categories, without actually following any kind of plot:
- awkwardly retconning the mess made by TLJ
-I have no idea what I just watched. The most haphazard assemblage of random scenes, all of which seem to fall in one (or more) of these categories, without actually following any kind of plot:
- awkwardly retconning the mess made by TLJ
- shameless fanservice
- plot-irrelevant visual spectacle… Expand

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CaelDec 22, 2019

Absolutely horrible end to a horrible trilogy. Kennedy should be fired. I cannot express in words how many ways this trilogy went wrong. We wanted Like Han and the Skywalkers. Not Rey the Mary Sue idiot.

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boracDec 23, 2019

DISNEY IS NOT CANON. worst than the last jedi, the last jedi was the worst movie of all time by far and now is this piece of trash, JJ Abrahams, Rian Johnson Kathleen Kennedy, they are the perpetrators of the destruction of this fantasticDISNEY IS NOT CANON. worst than the last jedi, the last jedi was the worst movie of all time by far and now is this piece of trash, JJ Abrahams, Rian Johnson Kathleen Kennedy, they are the perpetrators of the destruction of this fantastic saga, FORGET DISNEY FANFIC TRILOGY… Expand

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UndertoneBGDec 21, 2019

Absolute abomination. Anyone giving positive reviews to this movie must be paid to do it or genuinely has 0 taste in movies. This mess is not even good as a standalone. Like the previous new movies, it destroys everything that Star WarsAbsolute abomination. Anyone giving positive reviews to this movie must be paid to do it or genuinely has 0 taste in movies. This mess is not even good as a standalone. Like the previous new movies, it destroys everything that Star Wars stands for, doesn't even understand basic lore or how the universe works. The dialogue is utter garbage. The icing on the cake is horses riding on a Star Destroyer. Disney have officially killed Star Wars.… Expand

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s00perpigApr 4, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What did I just watch? This movie is abysmally bad. It feels like the didn't even try. The biggest mistake though? Bringing Palpatine back. WHO MADE THAT DECISION? Not only is it lazy but it destroys the entire point of the original trilogy!… Expand

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SkipSheffieldAug 30, 2022

Worst movie in the series. Boring, stupid, and ugly are the words that best describe it. The biggest waste of $200 Million in human history.

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YippeeDec 19, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Palpatine died in 1983, so desperate to change history and proves how shallow the Disney Trilogy cast is that they have to resurrect Original Trilogy characters to create interest. So desperate.… Expand

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juniorneo2Dec 23, 2019

The last films of the series are very bad, this last one is the last one I see. I never want to know about this movie again.

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Dantalion66Dec 19, 2019

Another reminder of ruined Skywalker legacy. The only thing, that it can offer - good visuals and nothing more.

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YourmumsbillsDec 21, 2019

The Star Wars franchise has been dead for a long time. This terrible film is another reminder of that. much like all the others, this is not even a good film. Let alone a good Star Wars film.

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DelmarStereoDec 26, 2019

Actores horribles y sin carisma,historia infantil,sin argumento,sin creatividad reciclada de la trilogia original;Disney trae de vuelta al emperador y ni siquiera explica como es que esta vivo, Disney manda a la m***** a los fans de Star WarsActores horribles y sin carisma,historia infantil,sin argumento,sin creatividad reciclada de la trilogia original;Disney trae de vuelta al emperador y ni siquiera explica como es que esta vivo, Disney manda a la m***** a los fans de Star Wars nuevamente, al final de la pelicula se ven 2 lesbianas besandose, eso es lo unico que le interesa a Disney mostrar en toda su basura de pelicula, la correccion politica.… Expand

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TimKgamerDec 21, 2019

This film ruins the entire arc of episodes 1-6 by bringing back Palpatine. An absolute disgrace and another appalling failure of this abysmal Disney trilogy.

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StabincabinsDec 20, 2019

Genuinely shocked at the terrible pacing of this film.

Forget the plot for a second. The film never gives you a second to think?! The characters do a thing, do another thing and blitz through the Galaxy to another thing in lightning quickGenuinely shocked at the terrible pacing of this film.

Forget the plot for a second. The film never gives you a second to think?! The characters do a thing, do another thing and blitz through the Galaxy to another thing in lightning quick succession and you feel limp watching it. The film doesn't breathe...at all?!

As an audience member, going to the cinema is a passive experience, it's the director aim to make you feel something. You have no choice in this film but to just sit there, take it and try to keep up this ridiculous plot. How can an editor work on that and think they've done a good job is beyond me.

Lightsaber fights are rubbish and have no meaning. The choreography is average, not worthy of the final chapter in the Stars Wars Saga.

The space battles are crap, the worst of any Star Wars film to date. No dogfights, no sense of danger. When a resistance person does get killed you're really not bothered.

Others will destroy this film for its narrative in depth. And it's all completely justified. It's a poorly thought out Trilogy of films that doesn't deserve the Star Wars title it has. But the pacing, this is appalling work by the editorial department and JJ.… Expand

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samah101Mar 24, 2020

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. trash, the new skywalker is the new Messiah she can really heal wounds WTF ? it can't be worst than that, piece of crap !!!… Expand

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alsioneDec 19, 2019

The worst part of the franchise. Too much fan service. The story is disgusting. the last Jedi were not so bad. I hope Abrams will no longer make a single film in this universe.

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EldradhDec 21, 2019

I really wanted to love it but it is just a bad movie and an even worse Start Wars.

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D45T4NOct 3, 2021

This movie devaluates everything. The previous episode, the sacrifices from the original trilogy, the time you spent watching it. The ultimate proof that Disney had no idea what they were doing when they sterted to make new trilogy.

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GutyaDec 19, 2019

Absolute mediocrity. Just a spit in the face of all Star Wars fans. I hope this misunderstanding will fail at the box office.

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BulgarianCriticDec 20, 2019

This is one of the worse movies that you can see(even if you haven't watched Star Wars before) and even if you are a star wars fan this is one of the rare examples that insults the newer and older fans of the franchise. The acting was prettyThis is one of the worse movies that you can see(even if you haven't watched Star Wars before) and even if you are a star wars fan this is one of the rare examples that insults the newer and older fans of the franchise. The acting was pretty bad especially from our main heroine who felt like she had the charm of a dead opossum, the non stop filming of her bland face that shows zero emotion when something happens made it even more tedious and boring to watch. Some of the action scenes were pretty well made and the scenery was great but the story and everything else in the entire movie was just done so awful that you need to remove your brain in order to enjoy this movie(and most likely you still wont enjoy it). I would suggest staying away from this trash.… Expand

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AmfobotDec 20, 2019

Did the authors even see what they created?
It's even hard to call it a movie, it feels like I've seen several short films in a row, no integrity of the narrative.
And the events that are there have absolutely no explanation, they are just aDid the authors even see what they created?
It's even hard to call it a movie, it feels like I've seen several short films in a row, no integrity of the narrative.
And the events that are there have absolutely no explanation, they are just a point, no one will explain anything to you.… Expand

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89646119855Aug 3, 2020

This is **** defanstly 0/10 worst film ever made relly morning one tarsh ****

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fallout7050Apr 23, 2020

this movie is by far the worst one seen so far, not only are powers taken out of nowhere and they could have served other protagonists to avoid deaths like the Qui-Gon Jinn, being able to simply obi wan heal him with the crazy healing abilitythis movie is by far the worst one seen so far, not only are powers taken out of nowhere and they could have served other protagonists to avoid deaths like the Qui-Gon Jinn, being able to simply obi wan heal him with the crazy healing ability they gave him to king and that is another negative point the crazy powers that king develops in this movie do not make sense like they have never had in this series of movies but here still more he is being able to learn 1 skill of a high rank sith as the rays of the force 2 new ones that have never been seen in the saga as being able to teleport sabers and heal people convenience right? that is what abounds in this movie, as palpatine is still alive they do not explain it to you he is simply alive for the convenience of the script and this also destroys everything that luke achieved in addition to taking away all the weight that the redemption of darth vader / Anakin Skywalker had It also creates stupid things like that the star destroyers can only have one command antenna per ship. You are telling me that they can make hundreds of ships that can destroy planets and that you can also make a command antenna to control all ships. and you can make a miniature version of this to place it in a star destroyer but you can't do the same with all the other ships that the hell is this, another hole would be that the millennial falcon uses its space jump 3 times in a row and nothing happens to it convenience gentlemen and another hole would be that you can dig on top of a destroyer and nothing happens to them and as if all this were not enough they can destroy Go ships to bloody arrows, and besides this is not all, they also make jumps that characters reach their destination without any explanation, such as Kailo Ren who arrives at the palpatin lair when before he was standing in the middle of nowhere and the most unforgivable of all. They clickbait with the title because in this they tell you that it will be the promotion of the Skywalkers when that never happens because all the Skywalkers die, where is the **** promotion of the Skywalkers if they all end up dead? that is all that in short the film seemed to me a trash can that not only creates without plot senses (as palpatine from one moment to another pass from wanting to kill the king to want it alive), uses the plot conveniences in his favor (making For example, the millennial falcon does not crash after making 3 space jumps), it puts a very feminine character just for being feminine (king learning 3 rotissimo skills having trained little and nothing) but also destroys everything that the word Skywalker means the score of 0 is earned… Expand

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seangsDec 20, 2019

What were Disney and Lucasfilm thinking? Too many canon breaking plot-holes to count. It's embarrassing.

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KrauthausDec 25, 2019

What have you done george? I wish I could give a good review; but this movie was just ridiculous. I hope the money disney paid to lucas was it worth to destroy his legacy.

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FeanerJan 20, 2020

Why Disney... Why? Star Wars was a great franchise, and the story that George Lucas created for the events after the return of the jedi was great. So... why?

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sanyosDec 24, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Parasitic usage of Lukas universe. Poor plot and messy story. Skype-force call with teleport!!! Oh... But at the same time high-level CG
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- stupid plot
- clip storytelling
- poor characters
- the exploitation of favorite things from 1-6 episodes
- creative impotence
- skype force (are you kidding me??). In this case Palpatine can kill everyone in the galaxy staying home in every episode
- incompetent J. J. Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy… Expand

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HeilHorizontDec 21, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Это удар ножом в спину всем фанатам Звездных Войн! Хотя нет, это не удар в спину это еще хуже, они (создатели фильма) забрались на нас сверху, взяли нож и медленно смотря нам в лицо загоняли его в самое сердце! Когда я смотрел фильм у меня на лбу появилась вмятина из-за фейспаунов, которые я каждый раз себе пробивал. Сюжет просто ужасный. Когда шел смотреть фильм, я уже знал что там будет из-за трелиров, а не из-за сполеров и как я хотел ошибаться, но все оказалось как я и думал.
У меня не было сопереживания из-за победы "доброй" стороны, ведь я знал что в самом конце каким-то чудом они победят, найдут армаду кораблей, Рей получит силы джина и др. Это было смотреть просто скучно и больно из-за лба.
Сама картина если не брать просто идиотские моменты такие как из лука подбивают истребитель (прям как в Рэмбо с рогатки сбивать вертолеты), то картина выглядит неплохо. В добавок уже всем полюбившие мелодии это единственные плюсы.
Я ожидал что это будет потрясающая концовка. Такие были хорошие ожидания, но получилась сырая, очень скучная, недосказанная, местами просто глупая история. Мне очень жаль что я сходил и увидел этот фильм.… Expand

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TriploZeroDec 21, 2019

..A walk of atonement is a public ritual of punishment and penance in the Faith of the Seven. It demands a confessed sinner to walk a certain distance stripped of all clothing, exposed to the eyes and jeers of the population.

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Maxx_thorDec 20, 2019

the trilogy that should not existed. with so many books and comics looks like a missed opportunity to create something new. the whole trilogy do not contain a cohesive storyline, characters that dont provoke any emotional attachment that madethe trilogy that should not existed. with so many books and comics looks like a missed opportunity to create something new. the whole trilogy do not contain a cohesive storyline, characters that dont provoke any emotional attachment that made me not care about any of their fate. a simply bad movie as trying fix what othe directors did.hope lucasfilm leaders are replqced with somebody who really cares about storytelling and not PC BS.… Expand

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AmayamiDec 20, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. ALL THE LEAKS ARE TRUE.... The movie is filled with action and very good visual effects. If you don't care about the plot and you like a lot of action , then it's maybe it's a 4 or 5/5 stars for you. Rey keeps being overpowered , she levitates wih the force at the beginning but it never does it again. She heals and throws force lightning , without need of training on it before. Palpatine is somehow alive an connected to a machine (never explained how) . Rey and Kylo can teleport things between them with the force (somehow). All in the movie progresses only for convenience, not for real development. Palpatine made somehow an army of thousands of Star Destroyers, each with cannons as powerlful as the death star. But conveniently , the Star Destroyers can't activate their shields in the atmosphere (Why?) and very conveniently destroying 1 star destroyer leaves the entire fleet useless. Palpatine is powerful enough to attack all the rebel fleet with Force lightning, but Rey can repel his attack easy to him (after listening all the jedi of the past) , causing an explosion. Kylo heals Rey, they kiss, and Kylo dies. The Resistance wins, the imperial fleet of the "Final order" is defeated easily. At least Chewbacca gets his medal. Rey at the end gets a yellow lightsaber and says "I'm Rey...Rey Skywalker"… Expand

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m1asmaticJan 30, 2020

This movie is complete failure. Script drops THE BIGGEST poop on SW canon ever. Whole Anakin/Luke story was for nothing. Mary Sue owns everything, Paplatine won basically. This is disaster. Shame on u Disney, shame on u Kathlyn Kennedy, shameThis movie is complete failure. Script drops THE BIGGEST poop on SW canon ever. Whole Anakin/Luke story was for nothing. Mary Sue owns everything, Paplatine won basically. This is disaster. Shame on u Disney, shame on u Kathlyn Kennedy, shame on everyone who made this movie. 1 point for CGI.… Expand

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WardogRagnarockMay 26, 2020

The worst star Wars movies ever. This movie managed to be worse than Star Wars I. HOW THE **** Congratulations Disney, you did it.

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nurallDec 20, 2019

JJ Abrams gives us a lump of coal for Christmas.
This after going in with low expectations. Was it written by jar jar binks.

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ArrngrimDec 20, 2019

Finally, an ending to this god awful "trilogy" from JarJar Abrams and the woke AF SJWs. What they did to our beloved heroes growing up is atrocious. This movie wasn't even worth watching, but I "had to know how it ended"...and thankFinally, an ending to this god awful "trilogy" from JarJar Abrams and the woke AF SJWs. What they did to our beloved heroes growing up is atrocious. This movie wasn't even worth watching, but I "had to know how it ended"...and thank goodness it's all over with. In summary, do NOT bother paying money to watch this. Disney should NOT be rewarded for the atrocities they have committed.… Expand

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ElHombreDec 22, 2019

Nice way to end an unnecesary trilogy full of trash writting and MCU quips, it truly ads more garbage into the table by retconning the prophesy of the chosen one and everything built by Lucas Prior to 2005. It's a waste of money that onlyNice way to end an unnecesary trilogy full of trash writting and MCU quips, it truly ads more garbage into the table by retconning the prophesy of the chosen one and everything built by Lucas Prior to 2005. It's a waste of money that only fuels a corporation that doesn't care about the products they make nor the fans, they just sell crap and political **** labeled as Star Wars. Don't watch it, use your money on something else that's actually worth it.… Expand

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X_033Dec 21, 2019

The editing on this movie is just terrible, probably because the reshoots. The movie is disjointed, messy. There's no much of a plot, just jumping from one set piece to the next. Not much substance. Just plot armor all over.

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brian2187Jun 7, 2022

This wasn't just a bad SW movie; it was a bad movie overall. Jankie transitions, poor character development, dialogue that can only be called clumsy. The only thing this had was visuals, unfortunately that wasn't enough to carry the film

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NikkimaruJan 12, 2020

Знатное вышло говно. Смеялся весь зал.
Рекомендую к просмотру, если совсем некуда деть свое время.

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ysforMar 24, 2020

This is a cruel parody on SW, a movie for children younger than 10 years old.

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Stew22Apr 17, 2020

The Last Jedi killed 75% of Starwars, but then The Rise of Skywalker came in a mopped up the rest. It's always nice to here "Atleast it wasn't as bad as The Last Jedi", well what the hell do you expect, genius? The Rise of Skywalker cleanedThe Last Jedi killed 75% of Starwars, but then The Rise of Skywalker came in a mopped up the rest. It's always nice to here "Atleast it wasn't as bad as The Last Jedi", well what the hell do you expect, genius? The Rise of Skywalker cleaned up any straggling scraps left behind by The Last Jedi. The Rise of Skywalker was like two mentally challenged 2 yrs old fighting over who's toys got to be in the sandbox.… Expand

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eimfJun 27, 2020

Um roteiro sem nexo com um monte de desculpas para apenas inserir fan services.

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WolcharaDec 25, 2019

Totally screwed up film. Ja Ja Abrams did his job well and ruined all... Not only Ray becomes Marry Sue, but also all characters. No motivation with new characters and totally lost motivation for old. Palpatine resurrects Just BECAUSE. KyloTotally screwed up film. Ja Ja Abrams did his job well and ruined all... Not only Ray becomes Marry Sue, but also all characters. No motivation with new characters and totally lost motivation for old. Palpatine resurrects Just BECAUSE. Kylo Ren did something just BECAUSE. ALL film is one gigantic JUST BECAUSE. Don't even try to find some sense in this. There is none...… Expand

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JohnnytsunamiDec 21, 2019

I wish I could give this piece of garbage less than zero. Rey Palpatine will NEVER be loved by the true fans. Fire Kennedy now!

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urdad1010Dec 22, 2019

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HoplitexDec 20, 2019

The first act is JJ Abrams forcefully throwing us down stairs so he can tell the story his way.

The second act is a series of plot holes, plot regression, and created characters to sell merch. The last act actually does ok, until you startThe first act is JJ Abrams forcefully throwing us down stairs so he can tell the story his way.

The second act is a series of plot holes, plot regression, and created characters to sell merch.

The last act actually does ok, until you start asking yourself how the hell this all happened and how we got here. When compared to the other two films... I guess we can be grateful JJ didn't plagiarize another Star Wars script.… Expand

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ger89Dec 23, 2019

Es graciosa de lo mala que es
Guión= - 10
Actuacion= 2
Dirección= 0
Efectos= 8

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szgegeDec 29, 2019

This is a bad movie. Don't waste money for it! Bad writing, bad actors. Awfull.

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jarkodyDec 30, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie was horrible people! It's like George Lucas's baby has been taken off to foster care where it's being subjected to every possible type of abuse by foster parents Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams, and there is nothing he can do about it. They just make things up about the Force as they go along. There is no consistency. Where did all of this telepathy come from? Not only that but now with the force they can grab objects across the galaxy and have entire light saber battles across the galaxy! Leia could use the force this whole time but instead of training other Jedi or actually using the force they had her zip through space with no oxygen back into the safety of the ship and barely train Rey. All of this magical force stuff they made up drained Leia and Luke literally to death but it had no affect on Rey and Kylo. They didn't get drained at all. I don't see how any grown adult could actually like this movie or the last two lol. It was made for children who don't know any better. If I could give this a negative number I would. How are these untalented directors and writers getting to ruin movies like these? I'm no writer or director but I'm certain if I did my research I could at least help make a better story than this that would make sense. Hollywood should just close down or something if this is the best they can do. I kind of hate the Star Wars of today thanks to these clowns. People are only going to see this thing out of boredom and on the strength of the earlier movies not because this thing is any good at all. The gay kiss at the end was like what? I'm a gay man so I'm pro love but there was no room in this movie for any kiss because the story is garbage. Tell a good story then think about being inclusive later. Rey and Kylo's kiss was weird and awkward. They wasted Palpatine in this movie as I knew they would. I don't want to waste my whole night but in summary this movie was even worse than the last two. Fire Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson and let Kevin Feige redo Star Wars!… Expand

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albert332Dec 24, 2019

An useless and desperate effort to save an already dead franchise. This is not Star Wars

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ExilefalcontrDec 20, 2019

Such a bad story with such a bad ending. New characters doesnt make any sense, force powers doesnt makes sense ,reys OP powers makes no sense, space battles makes no sense to

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GarachDec 20, 2019

Throw away the lore that happen in previous trilogy. As well as your brain story might be make sense.

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Huey_KratosDec 20, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. "Let the past die, kill it if you have too" well someone finally killed star wars. I mean "Rey ...Rey Skywalker Lol hard to watch your childhood die… Expand

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SpirtiKDec 20, 2019

Даже накрученные отзывы не спасают эту помойку!После лукаса смотреть это не возможно!

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Sickboy0138Jun 3, 2022

One of the worst films ever made. Bad acting,bad characters and tons of plot holes. Bad writing. This movie is a real stinker.

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DTester26Apr 2, 2020

I had never been so mad, sad and disappointed while watching a movie until now. However, Fallen Order, The Mandalorian and Clone Wars compensate this failure.

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AbelardtheBardDec 19, 2019

JJ Abrams tells a story that is truly Shakespearean at its roots. The Rise of Skywalker is "a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing."

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HillelNov 19, 2020

JJ Abrams final destruction of the Star Wars saga should have led to him being whisked away to The Hague for a speedy trial for crimes against humanity. He launched the final trilogy with a weird pastiche, then dumped that minor disaster intoJJ Abrams final destruction of the Star Wars saga should have led to him being whisked away to The Hague for a speedy trial for crimes against humanity. He launched the final trilogy with a weird pastiche, then dumped that minor disaster into the lap of the actually competent Rian Johnson to clean up. Johnson repaired the damage and laid a solid foundation for a finale, whereup JJ stomped back in and blew it up with this bloated disaster. I say this as someone who has watched Star Wars upwards of 50 times, TESB probably 40, and ROTJ maybe 30 times. I've also found things to enjoy in the second trilogy, inferior though it is. I've watched VII a handful of times, and VIII maybe 7-8 times. IX barely kept my attention through my first and only viewing - I won't watch it again.… Expand

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Jp117Dec 19, 2019

I thought the last Jedi was bad but Disney never seems to not amaze me this one is the worst they might as well never had made these kill characters just to bring them back so annoying glad to be rid of this ridiculous Mary sue Disney needsI thought the last Jedi was bad but Disney never seems to not amaze me this one is the worst they might as well never had made these kill characters just to bring them back so annoying glad to be rid of this ridiculous Mary sue Disney needs to go back to the drawing bord hopefully we are done with this sjw bs otherwise Disney in terrible been a Star Wars fan forever and won’t think of these 3 Disney movies when I think Skywalker saga! just so sad....… Expand

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SzekiApr 8, 2020

Catastrophy.... I thought this can't be worse than Last Jedi. I was never so wrong in my life....

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Johnnybravo8125Jun 27, 2020

This movie felt like they truly gave up on trying to write a decent story. A soulless cash grab really.

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sailDec 28, 2019

"A fitting end to the saga" = Thank god it's finally over.

While it's a little bit better than the Last Jedi it's still a unsalvagable mess with a crappy ending and not worth waiting all this time to find who Rey's parents are. Save your"A fitting end to the saga" = Thank god it's finally over.

While it's a little bit better than the Last Jedi it's still a unsalvagable mess with a crappy ending and not worth waiting all this time to find who Rey's parents are. Save your money

How to tell a shill post: when its positive and talks about the movies as a saga. Nobody calls it a saga, people call it a trilogy or the star wars movies.… Expand

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