Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: December 20, 2019
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StanBlackAug 17, 2021
briefly: everything in this part is **** sorry. most annoying are the main characters.
that's NOT "STAR WARS" we love. magic is gone....
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Attila16Jun 6, 2021
you have to turn off your brain to enjoy. somehow worse than the previous movie which was already bad.
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SkulbDec 20, 2019
Resurrecting Palpatine makes the first three Star Wars movies pointless. It also makes the three prequels pointless, since Anakin's arc is now as meaningless as the originals. Adding Force ghost intervention powers makes the previous eightResurrecting Palpatine makes the first three Star Wars movies pointless. It also makes the three prequels pointless, since Anakin's arc is now as meaningless as the originals. Adding Force ghost intervention powers makes the previous eight movies pointless, since why the F didn't they just kill Palps in the first movie and end it right away? I mean, they're ghosts! And there must be thousands of them by now, so what could he have done to stop them?
And when you take all this....insult and add to it that Raymond the Amazing stole EVERYTHING from Luke you have the worst movie every made. By far. Don't give me Plan Nine From Outer Space! This is worse. A wooden Mary Sue who has stolen everything, and then she has the gall to call herself Skywalker when she is the granddaughter of Palpatine.
Palpatine won, folks. That's how mindless the Disney trilogy is. I don't care which of the eight former movies you liked, Rise of Palpatine takes a huge dump on it. Even if you only liked Force Awakens, which was made by the same idiot who directed this monstrosity, it is covered in it.

Merry Christmas, everyone!
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MusashiDec 20, 2019
We knew that JJ would have a supremely difficult task trying to:
1) Unbork TLJ +
2) Relay the foundation that TLJ should have laid + 3) Complete the trilogy... ...all in the space of 2+ hours. I wondered how he was going to attempt it, if
We knew that JJ would have a supremely difficult task trying to:
1) Unbork TLJ +
2) Relay the foundation that TLJ should have laid +
3) Complete the trilogy...
...all in the space of 2+ hours.

I wondered how he was going to attempt it, if nothing else. Expectations subverted! Not only didn't he try to write a half-way decent film, but he apparently decided that instead of trying to polish the, uh ... 'pile of guano', he was going to feed it into a wood-chipper instead.

Stand back, people. You do NOT want to get hit with that spray.
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SebbyMakDec 20, 2019
Struggled to stay awake during this hot mess. Forget the new sequels, aren't part of George's lore
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BarronOfDuneDec 20, 2019
After a low-speed chase and a pointless casino subplot, now we get a neverending video game MacGuffin chase and a bunch of character "deaths" that are instantly reversed. Disney still has no idea how to tell an organic and thrilling story orAfter a low-speed chase and a pointless casino subplot, now we get a neverending video game MacGuffin chase and a bunch of character "deaths" that are instantly reversed. Disney still has no idea how to tell an organic and thrilling story or respect source material. Expand
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MahbubAli92Dec 20, 2019
This is it, this is the final stake in the heart. Disney has killed Star Wars, they turned it into a shallow and derivative cash grab, and there's no coming back from this.

There will always only ever be one Star Wars trilogy, everything
This is it, this is the final stake in the heart. Disney has killed Star Wars, they turned it into a shallow and derivative cash grab, and there's no coming back from this.

There will always only ever be one Star Wars trilogy, everything made after 1983 will fade from the pages of history.
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GuapoGrandeDec 20, 2019
It's weirdly like an Avengers movie in that they spend a ton of time flitting from planet to planet looking for a glowing magic orb. To be clear, that isn't a compliment, make an original movie you dumbs!

Other than that it's just bland and
It's weirdly like an Avengers movie in that they spend a ton of time flitting from planet to planet looking for a glowing magic orb. To be clear, that isn't a compliment, make an original movie you dumbs!

Other than that it's just bland and pointless. The new characters all suck and the one piece of good news is that none of them are coming back for future projects.
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Space-In-VaderDec 20, 2019
Dieser Film ist kein Film. Es ist eine grässliche Aneinanderreihung von Trailerszenen. So schnell und gleichzeitig leider langweilig, dass es mir den Atem verschlägt vor Entsetzen. Dieses Machwerk will in 2,5 Stunden offensichtlich möglichstDieser Film ist kein Film. Es ist eine grässliche Aneinanderreihung von Trailerszenen. So schnell und gleichzeitig leider langweilig, dass es mir den Atem verschlägt vor Entsetzen. Dieses Machwerk will in 2,5 Stunden offensichtlich möglichst viele Punkte einer duchgeknallten Liste abhaken- keiner der Charaktere ist interessant, keine der vielen dümmlichen Handlungen ist spannend und nichts ist irgendwie immersiv. Der Streifen wurde offenbar von einem KaffeetantenGremium oder einem Robo-Advisor-Regisseurcomputer ohne jeden Sinn für Rythmus und Erzählstrukur zusammengestückelt mit dem Ziel drei bis vier Filme in einen einzigen zu prömmeln. Kein Aufbau, keine Spannung, keine Logik, nichts. Früher gab's mal seltsame Schallplatten mit 30 Hits pro Seite (also jeder 'Hit' hatte nur wenige Sekunden Zeit.. 'Hits on 33'): so in etwa als Filmfarce nur in greller, klickibunter und dümmer ist dieses Stück totale Zeitverschwendung. Was hätte man draus machen können mit all dem verschwendeten Potential. Schade. Schön, dass es endlich hoffentlich ein Ende hat. Star Wars wurde beendet mit Episode VI 1983. Expand
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AgaaarDec 19, 2019
Movie is bad fanfiction with too much SJW propaganda for my taste.Fire Kathleen!
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StsebastionDec 20, 2019
JJ Abrahms can't write a story if it would save his life. He can only make movies that already exist and tell you they're new.
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GramarsonDec 20, 2019
Good god this Disney Trilogy of a mess...this is what happens when you don’t plan things out and have directors playing relay race while also competing with each film
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AmethystVenomDec 20, 2019
Unfortunately, this was the first Star Wars film I walked out of just utterly dissapointed. It played out more like fan fiction. I believe this was due to trying to make too many fans happy but it was just a mess. The editing was awful andUnfortunately, this was the first Star Wars film I walked out of just utterly dissapointed. It played out more like fan fiction. I believe this was due to trying to make too many fans happy but it was just a mess. The editing was awful and nothing really grabbed me like usual when I see these films. Truly dissapointed. Expand
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megatomDec 20, 2019
I liked Billy Dee Williams as Lando. He had the same energy as he did back in the OT. What is sad is the fact that he's probably the only OT character other than C3PO to really feel like the same character. Han was a deadbeat dad and Luke wasI liked Billy Dee Williams as Lando. He had the same energy as he did back in the OT. What is sad is the fact that he's probably the only OT character other than C3PO to really feel like the same character. Han was a deadbeat dad and Luke was Jake Skymilker on suicide watch (oops he did kill himself). This whole trilogy is cultural graffiti created by nihilist and greed. We miss you George and I'm sorry for making fun of the prequels if that led to this abomination. Expand
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sandbornDec 20, 2019
The worst storytelling I've ever seen in a movie! In fact, this wasn't a movie; it was a 2 1/2 hour trailer. The story is incoherent, and JJ Abrams uses almost every movie cliche there is. I've seen salads made with less choppiness than thisThe worst storytelling I've ever seen in a movie! In fact, this wasn't a movie; it was a 2 1/2 hour trailer. The story is incoherent, and JJ Abrams uses almost every movie cliche there is. I've seen salads made with less choppiness than this movie. Even the title 'The Rise of Skywalker' is misleading, as misleading as 'Attack of the Clones' but worse. Expand
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HammerOfThoriumDec 21, 2019
An uninspired end to a hollow, derivative trilogy, lacking even the courage of own its convictions. Not quite as disastrous as The Last Jedi, but that's not saying much.
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nate11Dec 22, 2019
It was bad, a real let down. Except for the visuals and sound, there were very few bright spots. It tried to be bright and optimistic, but the result was a dark and depressing film.
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GutyaDec 19, 2019
Absolute mediocrity. Just a spit in the face of all Star Wars fans. I hope this misunderstanding will fail at the box office.
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sanyosDec 24, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Parasitic usage of Lukas universe. Poor plot and messy story. Skype-force call with teleport!!! Oh... But at the same time high-level CG
Gaps:
- stupid plot
- clip storytelling
- poor characters
- the exploitation of favorite things from 1-6 episodes
- creative impotence
- skype force (are you kidding me??). In this case Palpatine can kill everyone in the galaxy staying home in every episode
- incompetent J. J. Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy
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Comics1589Dec 20, 2019
This movie is a piece of sh&* rapped in a Ferrero Rochete egg. It is a concequenceless piece of garbage.
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Huey_KratosDec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. "Let the past die, kill it if you have too" well someone finally killed star wars. I mean "Rey ...Rey Skywalker Lol hard to watch your childhood die Expand
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GelonyxFeb 1, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie should be Titled the fall of Skywalker. The last skywalker dies. Their legacy is taken over by a Palpatine. Palpatine won. He destroyed every Skywalker and replaced them. That's the saddest possible end to the saga and the movie makes it seem like a hopeful and joyful end. Aside from that the movie rushes important parts of the story. The fifteen first minutes are just an awful montage without any logic between the scenes, the force can now carry objects accross space and time, how convenient ! There's no inner conflict in Ben/Kylo before he comes back to the light. This movie could have been so much better and it shatters my heart. Expand
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FeckUZuckerbergDec 20, 2019
Sorry SW fans episodes 1-6 didn't have any relevance or conclusion. Anakin/Obi-wan/etc all died so Rey could say the galaxy not Anakin, you know the chosen one who did bring balance. Cause girl power who is a Mary Sue who is the most boringSorry SW fans episodes 1-6 didn't have any relevance or conclusion. Anakin/Obi-wan/etc all died so Rey could say the galaxy not Anakin, you know the chosen one who did bring balance. Cause girl power who is a Mary Sue who is the most boring and unrepeatable character ever. PISS OFF WITH YOUR SJW BS Expand
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Shr3kuDec 20, 2019
Completely useless and blend characters
A dumb story that makes literally no sense
The ending is an utter mess that gives no justice to characters, to Star Warsy mythos, to established Star Wars physics and lore. This movie is a hot mix of
Completely useless and blend characters
A dumb story that makes literally no sense
The ending is an utter mess that gives no justice to characters, to Star Warsy mythos, to established Star Wars physics and lore.
This movie is a hot mix of bad ideas, bad execution, amazing music and visual effects and Adam Driver who is the best part of this movie (and I very very very didn't like him in first 2 movies)
If you want - watch it in Imax for nice VFX.
Otherwise, skip it and wait for the home release or ignore it completely.
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chris1992Dec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Better than The Last Jedi, therefore I rated it a 2. The new trilogy has been a disappointment overall. I feel a lot of the plot was forced, weak and too random. I'll stop the review here, too much nonsense and dumb moments in this film, let's just forget it all.
Oh, one last thing, when did Jedis and Siths become some kind of Marvel superhero/villain figure, able to use the force to destroy fleets, stop aircrafts midair etc.? I mean I like we see more of the force capabilities, but sometimes it was just too extreme.
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KingDunesDec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. You know you're a bad kisser when it kills someone. Rey should of kissed this trilogy so it could die as well. Expand
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MakattackDec 20, 2019
Pacing is extremely choppy and the story is very Lazy and cheap. Now with force healing there’s no consequences in Star Wars anymore if some one gets stabbed just force heal them
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ReddScorchDec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Not good even worst than the last Jedi. Imagine liea knew she was a palpatine all along.she knew Ben was going to die. Rey is overpowered.finn suddenly is force sensitive. The pacing is choppy.Everyone including tico was a waste of time. The force ghost can catch light sabers. Worst of all they copied marvels end game ending. Everyone hyperspaced when Poe felt all was lost and Rey saying I am ....all the Jedi. Does palpatine force lightening avoid his star destroyers alone. Does force lightening have an automatic switch cause he could have stopped when Rey was deflecting it with her two sabers. How did chewie survive the ship which Rey forced lighteninged it to smithereens. Why did a sith wavefinder(dis is crap)lie unscathed in the second deathstar. about that death star how does it still have power to open the door to the second wave or wayfinder aka holocron. The list of gripes go on and on. Felt like a video game treasure hunt. They should have split the movie in two parts ..two develop the characters and explore the force powers more. Finn yet again was nothing much he should have been the protagonist and Rey the sith empress to be. What a waste. Expand
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GloomedgroveDec 20, 2019
What a **** up, what a horrible horrible horrible movie. Way to take the coolest idea ever and make it into cringe Mary Sue crap
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chrisdiDec 20, 2019
What a horrible movie that makes no sense. John Williams Music is the best about it.
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SneakyCastroDec 21, 2019
As a standalone movie it's a disaster in terms of plot holes, characters development, pace story, dialogue etc. As part of a saga it destroys what comes before and what will come after. The final nail in the coffin of star wars and hasAs a standalone movie it's a disaster in terms of plot holes, characters development, pace story, dialogue etc. As part of a saga it destroys what comes before and what will come after. The final nail in the coffin of star wars and has officially made me not care about star wars anymore and i won't watch another one again Expand
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Torsten89Dec 22, 2019
If you have the ability to shut your brain off and just enjoy the ride...it's an average movie. If you are annoyed by plot holes, things not being explained and you are just supposed to accept it, or lore destroying details, then this movieIf you have the ability to shut your brain off and just enjoy the ride...it's an average movie. If you are annoyed by plot holes, things not being explained and you are just supposed to accept it, or lore destroying details, then this movie will infuriate you. I unfortunately fall into the latter. This movie for me was horrendous. Expand
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MarsCLDDec 22, 2019
If TFA and TLJ killed star wars, this took a dump on it's corpse. They really did just bring back Palpatine for the sake of trying to get people into the theatre. Lore and the world building are again put to the subjective whims of anIf TFA and TLJ killed star wars, this took a dump on it's corpse. They really did just bring back Palpatine for the sake of trying to get people into the theatre. Lore and the world building are again put to the subjective whims of an overrated, plagiarizing Jar Jar Abrams. Expand
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YourFilmSucksDec 22, 2019
Where to start with this dumpster fire of a movie? Let's talk about the legacy of Rian Johnson that looms large over this last installment of this franchise. Rian Johnson effectively ended the trilogy one film earlier by killing off theWhere to start with this dumpster fire of a movie? Let's talk about the legacy of Rian Johnson that looms large over this last installment of this franchise. Rian Johnson effectively ended the trilogy one film earlier by killing off the character of Luke Skywalker, by killing off the main overarching villain and by killing off the entire trilogy story in TLJ. This means that J J Abrams has now inherited what can only be described as a wheezing, lurching and asthmatic dumpster fire of what could have otherwise been one of the best endings to one of the most beloved franchise stories in cinematic history. It is apparent, through the lack of plot, the lack of characterization, the need to introduce new characters at this late stage (why???) and through the return of Palpatine, that J J Abrams has found himself in a tight corner that, itself, contains even more smaller corners than his beloved mystery box. The plot, such as it is, does not exist in any compelling way. It is, literally, the cinematic equivalent of a 16 bit endless runner game. Point A to point B to point X, Y and Z. The first half is a 'Get this McGuffin' then 'Go there for this McGuffin' plot. And, somehow, it fails at this too. The character of Rey (Daisy RIdley), being so OP, still has no idea of what it is like to properly fail at doing something...anything...even once. She inherits the unearned mantle of 'Skywalker' through choice, not through any suffering or trials that would seriously test her. She manages to defeat the Emperor in her first, only and VERY brief encounter with him. It is an unfitting and ignoble end to the character of Luke Skywalker as well as that of Emperor Palpatine. It also takes a huge dump over the mythos of Star Wars to have the Emperor return. Much like the rest of the sequel trilogy, there is little of anything new here. The Rise of Skywalker is a poor man's Return of The Jedi. If you like watching movies that punch you in the face until you're numb with exposition and still don't make sense, if you like watching movies where the requirement is that you don't have to care about any of the characters to get to the end of an engorged run time and, if you like watching movies where the stakes are so minimal because it's literally just a race to the closing credits, then you'll enjoy this film. I can't and won't tell you to save your cash and boycott this film. But, BOY...do I like COTS... Expand
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sofiajakoreyDec 23, 2019
It's a total loss. Disney tried to make a new story in such a popular franchise to create a new audience consisting of kids. So they thought if they broke some rules in lore for a mindblowing (in a bad way) ending then nobody will notice. No.It's a total loss. Disney tried to make a new story in such a popular franchise to create a new audience consisting of kids. So they thought if they broke some rules in lore for a mindblowing (in a bad way) ending then nobody will notice. No. I loved Star Wars and I happy that saga has ended because now Disney wont spoil anything. Also film consists of terrible dialoges, jokes, characters motivations and so on. Expand
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ultraviperDec 19, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's like Disney/Abrams had a checklist of all the things the bitter nerds were upset about from The Last Jedi and decided to fix it all in this movie, whether the changes made sense or not. It felt more like a rebuttal to The Last Jedi than a sequel to it.

Complaint (TLJ): Luke throwing away the lightsaber. Solution (TRoS): Ghost Luke has a scene where he lectures about how you shouldn't treat lightsabers that way.

Complaint (TLJ): Holdo using a lightspeed jump to break a star destroyer in half.
Solution (TRoS): When someone suggests doing it again, he is told basically "no, that can only be done once."

Complaint (TLJ): Kylo breaks his cool vader-like mask
Solution (TRoS): Kylo's mask gets fixed

Complaint (TLJ): Knights of Ren were nowhere to be seen
Solution (TRoS): Knights of Ren are shown several times (but never really do anything or are relevant to the plot in any way)

Complaint (TLJ): Rose is a character *sends actress death threats*
Solution (TRoS): Rose is a minor side character with like 2 lines and her thing with Finn is completely ignored/forgotten

Complaint (TLJ): Rey's parents are nobody
Solution (TRoS): Wait, did we say nobody? We meant her father was the son of the most infamous person in the entire galaxy.

Complaint (TLJ): Snoke is killed without his backstory being revealed
Solution (TRoS): Snoke's origin is revealed. (however the emperor's return after being exploded inside a death star is not)

Complaint (TLJ): lack of a random slug-person on the millennium falcon
Solution (TRoS): a random slug-person is now on the millennium falcon
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AbelardtheBardDec 19, 2019
JJ Abrams tells a story that is truly Shakespearean at its roots. The Rise of Skywalker is "a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing."
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ChrisofINDDec 19, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter
Rey dies and Kylo brings her back to life using the force or something Palpatine kills Kylo and Rey kills Palpatine.
She **** off to Tatooine with BB8 and her golden lightsaber and changes her name to Rey Skywalker
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dingleberryjackDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Horrific. Truly. JJ Abrams didn't make a film. He made a trailer that is almost three hours long. It's not homage, as some reviewers have gamely claimed: it's pastiche, merely drawing elements from past films for a second or two before dropping them inexplicably and racing on. It's clear that Abrams believes that hyperactive plotting should suffice to distract his viewers from bad writing and bad directing. Take just one element from TLJ - the fight between Rey and Kylo on one side vs Snoke's Guard. That was a beautifully paced and choreographed battle, with exquisite cinematography. You'll find nothing comparable in TROS: all group lightsaber fights are scrappy affairs that are over in a few clumsy seconds.

Before TROS came out I joked with friends that the unimaginative Abrams would probably come up with some new version of the Death Star the way he did in TFA. I was kidding, and yet that's basically what he's done with 10,000 Star Destroyers that magically now each have the power to blow up entire planets. Guess those Death Star, Death Star 2 and Starkiller Base designers were just idiots. Plus it turns out no-one really dies, ever. The Emperor didn't die, so I guess all those great feelings we had at the end of TROTJ were misplaced. Kylo gets stabbed and hey presto, turns out Rey has magically learned how to revive people, so he gets better. Then Rey dies and hey presto again, turns out Kylo who's just been thrown into an energy pit can really take a punch so he's okay, gets up and revives Rey. Oh but then he dies, and Rey doesn't try to help him. Because...she's a dick? Who knows? It just goes on. Mindless cameos, including by JJ's idiot fat friend who he inflicts on audiences of all his works just because he can. We're supposed to care about Poe and Finn, even though they probably both should have been killed in TFA and are insipid cardboard characters. Forest troopers suddenly show up in a desert environment because research is hard, I guess. Stormtroopers still have no aim. The series took a wrong turn with Episode VI, and I, II and III were weird and dull. But VII, VIII and IX should have been the moment to shine for a new generation of writers and directors. I'm one of those people who liked VIII because it at least tried to go in some newer and more interesting directions. But the two JJ movies ought to be burnt and purged from the canon. Really feel like part of my childhood has been violated by this film
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x0v3rKiLxDec 19, 2019
A disjointed movie riddled with inexcusable plot holes, laughable plot devices and MacGuffin chasing, forgettable and hamfisted side characters, mediocre action sequences, lame fan service pandering, and a criminal lack of closure in what canA disjointed movie riddled with inexcusable plot holes, laughable plot devices and MacGuffin chasing, forgettable and hamfisted side characters, mediocre action sequences, lame fan service pandering, and a criminal lack of closure in what can only be described as a vapid and worthless ending that leaves loose ends all over the place just hanging out in the breeze rather than tying them up.

This movie spends more time trying to undo the mistakes of The Last Jedi than it does trying to be its own movie, which only exacerbates the painful reality that Kathleen Kennedy and the people at Disney truly had not a bantha poodoo's worth of an idea as to what creative direction they wanted to take with this trilogy. They winged it from start to finish thinking they could get away with it and - to nobody's shock - they miserably failed to stick the landing.
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PedroAvelarDec 19, 2019
Mais uma franquia destruída pelo politicamente correto ,feito para agradar críticos com viés ideológico, muito triste ver o que está acontecendo com nossos clássicos...
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vgmkyleDec 19, 2019
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen actually. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Attack of the Clones is no longer the worst Star Wars! With shows like Mandalorian I am too busy to give this trash anymore thought. Good day.
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BabeRuthless38Dec 20, 2019
Screw you Disney. I love Star Wars, and nobody can love Star Wars and not be disgusted with your pathetic tack-on trilogy. Fire Kathleen Kennedy!
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LookingforheartDec 20, 2019
Have you ever seen 'Spinal Tap'? In that film, a reviewer gives one of their albums a two word summation. The album is called, 'Shark Sandwich', the reviewer sums it up as, 'Sh*t Sandwich.'. This movie is a sh*t sandwich. No matter whatHave you ever seen 'Spinal Tap'? In that film, a reviewer gives one of their albums a two word summation. The album is called, 'Shark Sandwich', the reviewer sums it up as, 'Sh*t Sandwich.'. This movie is a sh*t sandwich. No matter what Disney may say in their hopes for more filthy lucre, this series is done, there's no going back. One company single handedly decimated an entire franchise and legacy with its greed and pandering. This movie is bull****, and I want my money back. I hope George is proud of himself for selling out. Your prequels weren't great, but they were high Shakespeare compared to this crass tripe. I long for the halcyon days of Jar-Jar. The film is unwatchable, even as a non-Star Wars film - that is a low that is difficult to achieve. So bravo, Disney, on making the dregs of abject sewage something attainable for all of us. Pathetic, in the extreme. Everyone involved in this should be ashamed of themselves.

As an aside, it's no surprise that first twenty or so reviews are 'tens' showering praise and that falls off immediately afterward. You aren't fooling anyone, Disney (and other studios should take note), and the critics need to check themselves, big time. This was not a good film. It was an absolutely *terrible* Star Wars film. I'm no cynic - I appreciate good film making. This was the opposite of that. That it is supposedly 'Star Wars' makes it doubly insidious. Go to the fiery place, Disney.
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AmfobotDec 20, 2019
Did the authors even see what they created?
It's even hard to call it a movie, it feels like I've seen several short films in a row, no integrity of the narrative.
And the events that are there have absolutely no explanation, they are just a
Did the authors even see what they created?
It's even hard to call it a movie, it feels like I've seen several short films in a row, no integrity of the narrative.
And the events that are there have absolutely no explanation, they are just a point, no one will explain anything to you.
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isaidnoshadowsDec 20, 2019
This movie disrespects every part of the star wars fandom, which is arguably it's most impressive and only achievement. It tries incredibly hard to please everyone and in doing so spits in the face of everyone.

Somehow JJ Abrams managed to
This movie disrespects every part of the star wars fandom, which is arguably it's most impressive and only achievement. It tries incredibly hard to please everyone and in doing so spits in the face of everyone.

Somehow JJ Abrams managed to ignore not only the previous film, but his own film TFA too! Nothing is given a proper explanation, every answer is just another question that will never be fulfilled. They had one job, wrap up the arcs of the previous films and instead we got a hot mess which is unsatisfying and hopeless. Great work Disney.
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ZrenderxDec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Okay, so. Skywalker are done, the profecy is done, Anakin was a stupid Sith and a terrible Jedi (He did not rebuilt the order,lol), Force is like a superpower, some **** like chakra or dragonball's aura. Rey is Mary Sue; she can do anything, without explanation. Palpatine is alive (????), he had a child (????????), he had an extraordinary army hidden in a hole (???????). I can't explain how this film has destroyed all the canon story of Star Wars. AWFUl. Expand
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PatapoufJan 7, 2020
This was a well produced/syfy-effect but so badly written movie. Such a waste... This was clearly written to sell off toys...

I am soo disappointed
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rgiublinDec 29, 2019
The movie is SO BAD that it becomes very funny and laughable. Just watch it without any positive expectations and you will see that it is just ridiculous.

Bad movie, bad Star Wars, just like a big joke.
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PerriwenDec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Complete garbage writing and an insulting way to end the series. First off, they try to pretend the last movie never happened and cram multiple movies into one. Remember the characters you met in Last Jedi? Well, they have nothing to do in this one. That's just problem ONE. I don't know why JJ Abrams seems so obsessed with 'fake out' deaths, but to get the audience emotional about losing Chewie (which would have been a good plot device at giving Rey a flaw) and C-3PO only to go 'oh, wait, no, they're just fine!' a couple minutes later...this plot relies heavily on those kinds of coincidences. They just HAPPEN to find the dagger they need, they just HAPPEN to be standing in just the right spot, they just HAPPEN to realize the force can suddenly heal people. Oh, and, the emperor is back. Somehow he lived through being thrown into the death star core and being blown up. And it all just kinda takes place off screen at the beginning to no ones surprise. Just like everyone knew all along that Rey was a Palpatine (except Rey of course).

Save your money...this whole movie just plays out like bad fanfiction.
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FadeBlackDec 28, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Holy Lord this was bad. This was such a bad, bad, bad film. It was terrible.

I'll start with the only 3 things I liked - C3PO, Han's scene, and the final shot, which I thought was beautiful and echoed A New Hope very nicely.

Everything else was remarkably bad. Nothing made sense. Who had what power, how did they have it, why would they lose it if they did this or that, why would they gain it if they did this, or if they link up with whoever...who what where when why. Just a complete screenwriting fart on screen.

Palpatine...ok. No explanation for how he survived, how he did anything at all he said he did, how he was Ray's grandfather, how did he know some things, but did not know other obvious ones...why was there 0 build up to him from the first two movies...really everything that happened on screen was just a horribly stupid screenwriting fart. They didn't plan the story, they didn't collaborate properly, this was basically a "pick up from the last sentence" creative writing exercise. And they can do it because they are a billion dollar franchise and know people will see the movie no matter how embarrassing the screenwriting and the planning is.

I'm just embarrassed for the legacy of the franchise and the talent of the actors who were stuck in a terrible script.

The only two characters that mattered in any way were Rey and Kylo/Ben. But the conclusion to their story was just horribly unsatisfying. After all this and they deliver a bland, see it coming from the first scene of A Force Awakens conclusion of Kylo sacrificing himself to save Rey. Quick kiss without addressing what if anything it means. Just frustrating.

Easily the worst Star Wars movie, and I think it is absolutely insane if anyone prefers the sequel trilogy to the prequel one after this let down.
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AvodeskormDec 21, 2019
Nothing was earned; Nothing was developed. With SW:TROS, it became impossible to suspended my disbelief; I was watching a by-the-numbers blockbuster film with writers and Jar Jar Abrams behind the scenes at all times. The worst Star Wars filmNothing was earned; Nothing was developed. With SW:TROS, it became impossible to suspended my disbelief; I was watching a by-the-numbers blockbuster film with writers and Jar Jar Abrams behind the scenes at all times. The worst Star Wars film I've ever seen. I will never watch TROS ever again. Expand
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LukaTheImmotalDec 21, 2019
This is the worst Star Wars, this trilogy started strong imp, but everything after that is pure and utter thrash.
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Eclipse03Dec 24, 2019
Worst starwars movie even worse than the force awakens. I didn't think it was possible but JJ out did himself. He sunk the franchise even lower than before.
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neojediDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I need to vent, so spoilers below, bigly...
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Seriously, do something different, folks...for all of it's faults (and there were many) regarding The Last Jedi, at least it told a story and emotionally engaged me - a Rebellion on the brink, Luke turning inward, Rey learning the ropes, the kinda love thing between Rose and Finn, Poe learning that "them b*tches" maybe know what they're doing so he should sit tight for a sec and wait for orders, the ghost Luke fight at the end...solid stuff (I'm going to skirt around the B-Plot as it paid off at the very end, but MAN it took awhile to get there; also not a fan of the random Benicio Del Toro betrayal with no payoff, because why? And probably some more sht.)

But this...THIS was just fan service. And the worst kind of fan service - fan service for fans that are too damned old to be listened to. It's like a 50 year old man walking into "Batman Begins" and saying "well, Tim Burton did it better so RAAAAGE!"

I don't even know where to begin with all of the repetitive, recycled plot points and set pieces here, but here goes:

-Palpatine is the bad guy....AGAIN. FOR THE NINTH MOVIE, because apparently for the 7th and 8th "he'd been there all along" (weird how we never saw him or got a hint...he's THAT good)
-Rey finds out she was lied to about her parents and that she's a descendant of a powerful dark side user...but the lie was TRUE "from a certain point of view..."
-She finds this out from her nemesis, almost preparing to leap to her death to escape before the Falcon rescues her
-The final scenes are in the Endor system...on the Death Star...IN THE EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM
-The hero uses a lightsaber to block force lightning attacks...oh, wait, she has TWO...RIGHT. Totes different. Oh, while a space battle rages outside
-This fleet of planet killing ships will all be vulnerable if a commando team can engage in a land battle to take our the mcguffin of a shield thingee whatever
-Lando leads an armada that saves the day at the end, but has virtually no plot impact for most of the movie
-The "bad guy" sacrifices himself to save the hero at the end (the one tiny saving grace is that he didn't "save her" because that would have been a bridge too far)

This is a movie that was exactly what the fans who hated TLJ wanted and it's awful because of it. Somehow it had only slightly MORE soul than Solo, which is the only reason this gets a 3 out of 10, because Solo is the very bottom, a 0 out of 10, full stop.

Prediction: when we look back years from now, the second installment of this trilogy will be held up as the best of the lot. And I'm not even a Rian Johnson fanboy (and I actually LOVE JJ Abrams work..usually), but Johnson's Star Wars standalone trilogy is the only thing that can possibly save this franchise theatrically, at this point - something far removed from the Skywalker/Solo/Kenobi/Palpatine mess...this should be the end of that story and these characters forever. You'll have more fun watching "The Mandalorian..." which is excellent. This was not - go see "Parasite" instead...
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Juan-OliverDec 20, 2019
Es realmente mala... No vale la pena ir al cine, no hay ni historia ni personajes ni arcos que tengan lógica
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HalvardDec 22, 2019
Only character I feel anything about now is Chewbacca.
The movie was boring. Nothing in the story makes sense anymore.
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MiketheSwitDec 21, 2019
Star Wars: Episode IX - Because the Force. This movie would have been legitimately better if no other Star Wars movie existed. The plot holes in The Rise of Skywalker undermines not only it's own plot, but it undermines previous Star WarsStar Wars: Episode IX - Because the Force. This movie would have been legitimately better if no other Star Wars movie existed. The plot holes in The Rise of Skywalker undermines not only it's own plot, but it undermines previous Star Wars movies. The acting is decent, there are some aesthetically cool environments, but the writing and plot holes are just terrifically bad. There are a few cool moments within this movie, but they are overshadowed by the terrible plot holes/devices this movie uses to reach its conclusion. It feels like J.J. Abrams just wanted to finish this trilogy, and slapped whatever he could together to finish the final movie. Expand
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RomanoidDec 20, 2019
Well, thank you disney for destroying far far galaxy i knew, for not beign able to write descent storyline. This is not the universe i knew. Even "The Phantom Menace" is much better. Damn, it is star wars, but this product is not.
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RobbDJan 7, 2020
As for me, this is the Worst Star Wars movie ever.

Disney Star Wars was terrible and I curse the day that George Lucas sold the license to Disney. Starting from the 7th movie, there is some kind of nonsense on the screen. For example,
As for me, this is the Worst Star Wars movie ever.

Disney Star Wars was terrible and I curse the day that George Lucas sold the license to Disney.

Starting from the 7th movie, there is some kind of nonsense on the screen. For example, trained Sith Kylo Ren loses to a girl who holds a sword for the first time. And before that, he had an equal battle with the former stormtrooper.

The ninth film takes all the idiocy to the limit.

The WORST thing is that Disney began to continue the FINISHED SAGA, but it was necessary to do a NEW ONE!!!
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ttukDec 20, 2019
The story and how it's presented in the movie are both lacking. Ideas from older star wars films are copied and everything is even more over the top, like in Matrix sequels. Sadly it's a mess.
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Nownow184Dec 20, 2019
Complete mess. The dumbest and worst star wars movie ever made, please do not use your hard-earned money on this.
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phil9961Dec 21, 2019
There are people who can be entertained just with great movies seen. People who watch reality TV shows every day. So when they come in and watch this movie, it's high standard for them.
But for me, who has read, heard, seen good stories.
There are people who can be entertained just with great movies seen. People who watch reality TV shows every day. So when they come in and watch this movie, it's high standard for them.
But for me, who has read, heard, seen good stories.
Dinsey star wars, have such low qualitative story telling.
and I will never spend more my time on Dinsey star wars.
I have no desire, to see Dinsey films in the future.
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txbrazerDec 21, 2019
Just another garbage add on to this Disney made trilogy. So many plot holes!! Edited way too much.
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TheSeekerFoxDec 21, 2019
A mindless, objectively badly written popcorn flick with great visuals, good acting in places that just doesn't make sense. It's a horrible attempt at a sequel to 8 other movies that this one tried to follow, but rather undermines in anA mindless, objectively badly written popcorn flick with great visuals, good acting in places that just doesn't make sense. It's a horrible attempt at a sequel to 8 other movies that this one tried to follow, but rather undermines in an attempt to claw back some of the lost fans of the previous episode. Also tried to push it's own agenda more than use proper storytelling. The whole thing feels like a stuffed together frankenstein that robots and ai tried to make in a lab. Expand
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TukTukTheGreatDec 21, 2019
The Rise of Skywalker is a problematic movie. The movie suffers from a myriad of issues mostly centred around its plot(which was close to non existant). The first half of the movie felt extremely disjointed, as if the director found out heThe Rise of Skywalker is a problematic movie. The movie suffers from a myriad of issues mostly centred around its plot(which was close to non existant). The first half of the movie felt extremely disjointed, as if the director found out he needed to trim the movie down in length, and did so by cutting part of the begging and ending off pretty much each of the scenes. It also suffers from what I consider to be convenience writing. Our heroes would have a major issues and then poof, there was a solution that just appeared. This happened again and again, and really did a number on the narrative tension, it really felt like no matter what happened something would just happen and give our heroes a out. Another key issue I had was that the dialog felt lacking, I am attributing this to the fact that it felt like part of each scene was missing.

The movie did have a couple good points. The acting was good for what each actor and actress were given(not much). The visuals were stunning and John Williams sound track is still one of my all time favourites. But unfortunately these three things are not enough to make up for the lack of substance in any way shape or form.

I just cant give my recommendation to go see it. While some I am sure will enjoy the movie for the top tier visual effects, it is far too flawed for anyone who cares about the worldbuilding and story to enjoy in any meaningful way.
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Originhealy97Dec 21, 2019
Complete laughing stock of the franchise. Never cared for The Force Awakens, hated Last Jedi, and absolutely loath this movie. Painstakingly sat through it. Never again. The effects and small bursts of decent acting are wasted, on theComplete laughing stock of the franchise. Never cared for The Force Awakens, hated Last Jedi, and absolutely loath this movie. Painstakingly sat through it. Never again. The effects and small bursts of decent acting are wasted, on the majority of this movie being so unbelievably awful. And the ending... oh Dear God no, I simply do not acknowledge that as this Saga's true end. Expand
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DukeofClarenceDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The film reads like a fanfiction, Disney should have saved their money and published the script under a false name. Terrible lines and poor acting from the characters; too many characters in rushed scene transitions that left little time for the audience to feel relief. The film rewrites the ‘Last Jedi’ reveals and introduces the ridiculous concept of Rey being a Palpatine- a stupid line repeated too many times. Hollywood must think we’re idiots to be satisfied with some wholesome experience that’ll restore the lacklustre profits that they’re currently receiving. The more subtable title would be: “the last piece of amateur writing Hollywood produces to rape Star Wars”, at least for 2020. Expand
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TerwoxOneDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The movie feels like a mess of two movies trying to fix and adhere to TLJ at the same time and just ending up being a rush of scenes with enough plot contrivances and plot holes to make this impossible to enjoy unless you turn your brain off for the duration. Expand
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RalnortDec 21, 2019
Wow. Very boring
Iam writing this rate while watching this movie
And i can Say that was the worste part of StarWars. Have a nice christamas
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marconevesDec 21, 2019
Unimaginative, predictable, silly in its wokeness, makes no sense plot-wise, disrespects the previous trilogies, while FORGETTING its rules and certain events - thus creating plot holes that are impossible to explain. Also disrespects LukeUnimaginative, predictable, silly in its wokeness, makes no sense plot-wise, disrespects the previous trilogies, while FORGETTING its rules and certain events - thus creating plot holes that are impossible to explain. Also disrespects Luke Skywalker once AGAIN by making him look like a loser. I just... I can't... I just can't anymore. Regime change please. Favreau/Filoni of The Mandalorian, please take charge! This is the Way. Expand
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editd7Dec 22, 2019
Awful awful awful. If you thought "I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough" wait until you here gems such as "they can fly now", "I am all jedi, I am all sith". A total assault on the senses.
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MandolorianDec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Horrible pacing, lore breaking, rey being a Mary Sue . This is quintessentially a Disney star wars film. Expand
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CourtneyHDec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie had so much potential and they completely missed the mark. FailIng to mention the people Kylo Ren fights in the beginning are Vader cultists just comes off like they wanted to make him look like a massive dick one more time. Plot is fast paced and all over the place. It’s hard to keep track of what’s going on and why. But most importantly they killed Ben Solo. They kept on and on for three movies about how Rey and Ben are equals and how they balance each other. Then they introduce the fact they are a dyad and tied together. For what? Ben’s dead and now there’s an imbalance again. And speaking of dying. Why did anyone have to die at the end? The last Skywalker dead for no reason. The lonely girl who wanted a family ends up alone again and without the person she loves. And then Rey just taking the Skywalker name? For what? Oh and for everyone saying that he died just like his grandfather Vader did. You’re missing the point. Ben was trying to be someone he wasn’t and to have him die like that was stupid. At least Vader got a memorial and we saw his force ghost smiling with the others at the end.

What an absolute waste and piece of trash.
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SkittleSkuntDec 29, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The editing was so fast I swear I got whiplash. It felt like a series of 1 minute scenes. At one point when the crew is trying to escape Kylo, for some reason Ray goes outside and Finn tells Chewy to go get her. Chewy gets immediately captured and then killed. Not 5 minutes later does the movie then go "No Chewy is alive you silly babies haha got you". It felt like a slap in the face. I walked out. Expand
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ameoffDec 29, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The film production felt extremely rushed, as if they just wanted to hurry and end the main saga. I hate how they killed off Ben. His character development was good, but as it barely reached its peak, he died. His death felt like it was too soon, and straight up out of place. I'd love if the saga continued with them bringing Ben back. Expand
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CakperDec 30, 2019
ass movie no good man dont see please dont bad it no good is bad very bad ok?
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AlignLeftDec 30, 2019
I was a fan of the previous two films in this trilogy, but this movie really didn't know what to do with itself. The front half suffers from serious pacing issues, and the back half doesn't feel like it has meaningful stakes. There are a lotI was a fan of the previous two films in this trilogy, but this movie really didn't know what to do with itself. The front half suffers from serious pacing issues, and the back half doesn't feel like it has meaningful stakes. There are a lot of attempts to 'correct' 'problems' from TLJ, but the film does its best just to ignore the previous entry.

In the first 30 minutes of the movie, I'm not sure that the average time between cuts is higher than about 4 seconds. It moves all over the place and doesn't let you settle until the movie is well underway.

Don't waste your time. Go watch the Mandolorian instead.
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Hippiekiller101Jan 1, 2020
Worst of all the films in the entire franchise. Plot- didn’t make sense, the writing - was just poor, the grand reveal - was just a massive WTF, scenes that just didn’t fit - LOTS! So many odd sequences that just didn’t belong. It’s almost asWorst of all the films in the entire franchise. Plot- didn’t make sense, the writing - was just poor, the grand reveal - was just a massive WTF, scenes that just didn’t fit - LOTS! So many odd sequences that just didn’t belong. It’s almost as if 6 different people wrote scripts for this film and then JJ just took random pages from each one. To say this film was terrible is an understatement. It left me disgusted with Disney for what they have to the franchise. I never want to see this film ever again. I’m just gonna pretend it never happened and say the last film was RotJ. Expand
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ereleonJan 3, 2020
ridiculous and stupid, JJ abrams could have produced something merely average from the wreckage left behind by rian johnson, but he made so many stupid story decisions, PALPATINE coming back for NO REASON AT ALL (which had no buildup as theyridiculous and stupid, JJ abrams could have produced something merely average from the wreckage left behind by rian johnson, but he made so many stupid story decisions, PALPATINE coming back for NO REASON AT ALL (which had no buildup as they had no idea what they were doing for this whole trilogy), as well as the ridiculous star fleet which can fit entire death star cannons onto them that just magically grows underground, utterly stupid, Expand
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DireonJan 8, 2020
A terrible ending to a terrible sequel trilogy. Brings nothing new and the new characters are as bland as ever. Bringing back the Emperor undermines the original trilogy. Riddled with plot holes. The film is made by people who don't careA terrible ending to a terrible sequel trilogy. Brings nothing new and the new characters are as bland as ever. Bringing back the Emperor undermines the original trilogy. Riddled with plot holes. The film is made by people who don't care about Star Wars or know anything but surface level information about it. Expand
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Pedro11052005Jan 10, 2020
O filme é puramente a destruição do que conhecemos como roteiro nessa saga, a única coisa que posso dizer é que a estrutura é um objeto que leva a outro objeto que precisa de uma chave pra chegar no final. Lotado de plot holes, cheio deO filme é puramente a destruição do que conhecemos como roteiro nessa saga, a única coisa que posso dizer é que a estrutura é um objeto que leva a outro objeto que precisa de uma chave pra chegar no final. Lotado de plot holes, cheio de personagens com potencial desperdiçado, decisões apresadas etal. A única coisa que se salva são os visuais e só. Eu tentendo que por culpa do Rian Johnson todos os potenciais de história foram destruidos no tlj, mas isso foi erro da lucas films em conjunto com a disney Expand
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Hass1986Jan 12, 2020
I genuinely believed skyline (2010) was the worst sci-fi movie I had ever seen. Episode 7 was full of terrible acting and horrific character building, Episode 8 seemed like it was going somewhere.. But this just took a massive Sh*T onI genuinely believed skyline (2010) was the worst sci-fi movie I had ever seen. Episode 7 was full of terrible acting and horrific character building, Episode 8 seemed like it was going somewhere.. But this just took a massive Sh*T on everything the first 6 movies were built on. This movie had no purpose apart from luring people into the cinemas and making money off people by presenting them a rushed movie with a shambolic plot that’s masked with non stop CGI. It’s just full of cheese and butter without any taste of flavour. Expand
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TDROEMar 19, 2020
Star Wars is a lot like the world today, everyone acting like it’s ok but it’s not. Hanging onto the past and not the future. Fighting an impossible battle that no side can win accept a few that don’t actually know what they are doing. StuckStar Wars is a lot like the world today, everyone acting like it’s ok but it’s not. Hanging onto the past and not the future. Fighting an impossible battle that no side can win accept a few that don’t actually know what they are doing. Stuck in its ways, or the way to force another version of its broken self, rather than discovering something new. A New Hope? More like the same hope, offered time and time again which never works. Awful Film. Great Profit. Box office: 1.058 billion USD
Budget: 275 million USD

A perfect example of why nothing is allowed to change in this world. Yoda. Go suck a f**k you tiny ba**ard. Finally, the only news is 'they' finally made something worse than The Avengers. This is not film! And this is not our world as it should be. Yours

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adales10Dec 12, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie legitimately ruined my childhood, I grew up with star wars and this garbage movie crapped all over everything I love. I will admit I'm fine with episodes 7 and 8 they're average, but this movie -if I dare call it that- is far from mediocre, and does not belong in the star wars timeline, the only place this dog poop movie deserves to be is the fiery pits of hell. Don't even get me started on the plot, which by the way, a 2-month-old orangutang with every mental disorder known to man could have done a better job on. speaking of said neolithic plot, some plot points that made me lose brain cells include the whole Kylo Ren and Rey romance; the two characters (who have the personality of recycling bins) are trying to rip each other's throats out for the whole movie (which would have been much more entertaining than whatever bullcrap they were actually doing) but at the end, they decide to be friends, and you know what event spurred this sudden change of heart? Rey mortally stabbed Kylo in the stomach then barely healed him then left him for dead on the wreckage of the death star, which makes perfect sense, wouldn't any sane person who got stabbed by some drunk homeless person in an alleyway want to start a family with them. speaking of the death star wreckage this is yet another point in the movie that was horrendous. using a dagger they found on Tatooine's deranged little brother, our band of extremely cliched morons heads to some dumb planet I forgot the name of to find the death star wreckage (which is one of the many cheap examples of money-grubbing fan service in this "movie") and figure out where the mundane McGuffin is. to find it, Girl luke skywalker pulls a ruler out of the hilt of the dagger, and the jagged edges of the dagger line up perfectly with the wreckage of the death star to show where whatever the heck they were looking for was, now riddle me this how, how does a dagger presumably built before the death stars construction pinpoint exactly where the relic is even though the death star was blown up into completely random and jagged pieces and said relic almost would have had to move around a little bit during the explosion? garbage plot points that's how. now I will admit that the fight scene between Rey and Kylo on the death star wreckage is somewhat visually pleasing yet it would have been more if I could see through the tears this horrid movie produced. another thing is why does Han solo -I mean- Poe Dameron says that the stormtroopers "fly now" meaning that this is the first time that the troopers have flown or used jet packs, which is false because the clone soldiers of the galactic republic were using jet packs before this character was even conceived, in-universe and in real life. another thing to add is that there were just random characters who were introduced in this movie and advertised before the movie came out as being major or significant characters, but no, they had like 10 minutes of screen time overall. now I've been avoiding it for too long, the disgusting, monstrous plot point that really sealed the satanic deal for this movie: why and how the actually, definable, frick is Palpatine back. "they used cloning" I hear you say, "his soul left his body" all excuses of what it actually is: greedy fan service, yet I don't recall anyone even mentioning that they wanted to see Palpatine revived, and the reasoning behind that is that nobody did want him to be revived, and nobody who previously didn't want him back is happy that he returned. the message of this movie is to ignore your past and look on to your future or something, I mean I could be wrong, it's not like they slapped it across my face like a dead fish every other scene, but that message is not the best one, would you hire someone who kidnapped fifteen children a few years back but has a had a clean track record since? I would hope not. in the end, this movie is just sad that this is what star wars has become, such a great franchise ruined by corporate greed and attempted fan service, but there is still hope for this galaxy far far away because there is a multitude of star wars stories in all shapes and sizes that can cleanse your weary eyes and mind from the garbage that Rise of Skywalker. I rest my case. Expand
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LccmDec 20, 2019
Terrible disconnected movie, where all we see are ad hoc solutions, a deus ex machina feast. Who had the idea to hire the screenplayer from batman vs superman and justice league to make a star wars movie? I was obvious it would go wrong...Terrible disconnected movie, where all we see are ad hoc solutions, a deus ex machina feast. Who had the idea to hire the screenplayer from batman vs superman and justice league to make a star wars movie? I was obvious it would go wrong... this movie is an insult to the rest of the saga, undoing "the return of the Jedi "just to put on a party revenge against "the last jedi". Really a shame that Disney is more concerned about creating a movie that will fill their pockets than producing a story worth telling. Expand
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Angeloa5879Dec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Acabaram com o filme, muito uso da força.
Sobre "Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker": Não leia spoilers nem críticas. Se já os leu, não dê atenção. Vá até o cinema, assista ao filme e tire suas conclusões. Viva a sua experiência, aprecie cada surpresa, cada alívio, cada lágrima. Mas se quiser mesmo saber, adianto: É de arrepiar. I HAVE SPOKEN. ❤️
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CarlosNontolDec 19, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The worst Star Wars movie by far, boring and predictable.

I don't understand why Disney do this to the franchise, sometimes I felt like I'm watching Episode VI again.
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HookstaDec 20, 2019
Dark side < power of feminism The worst Star Wars movie I v ever seen.
Shame.
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MyMaSeBeskuitDec 20, 2019
Really stupid and annoying don't watch it will
ruin your life just don't watch
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FreeFantasyDec 21, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Your “scenario” was completely merged and in detail a year ago, six months later it was distributed across all social networks. And absolutely nobody liked him, considering him nonsense written under drugs ....
Weighted by the death of Palpatine, the First Order is destroyed? I doubt it ... Who can guarantee that another First Order or Empire will not appear ??? ..
Many characters were introduced, and the old ones were not revealed at all. I would like to ask a question, but for what many of them were needed? For a couple of seconds?
I liked in episode 8 that Rian wanted to do BALANCE. He liked the idea of ... "grayness." He, unlike Abrams, did not divide everything into black and white.
He shot his eighth episode, and struck out the Rian episode from the plot. I can not call it professionalism ...
Also, if you look at Abrams’s interview on the film itself, I can confidently say that we were told about the completely opposite plot .. In fact, it was a lie to the fans to attract the audience ...
You understand that they stuck a dagger in the heart of many people. You have brought children and adults to tears and tantrums. It is absurd that the 40-year-old saga ended with the destruction of all Skywalkers. Then what was its meaning?
Do not teach yourself and your children that death is the only form of atonement. It is not right! The stories told in this way are terrible, they do not teach anything and do not give any hope! Directors and screenwriters should stop doing this...
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FerzenandDec 30, 2019
My thoughts while watching three new episodes of SW:
1. Episode VII: “It’s seems to be the worst thing ever made in SW universe!”
2. Episode VIII: “Well… At least they can’t do anything worse than this!” 3. Episode IX: “F
My thoughts while watching three new episodes of SW:
1. Episode VII: “It’s seems to be the worst thing ever made in SW universe!”
2. Episode VIII: “Well… At least they can’t do anything worse than this!” 3. Episode IX: “F me, I’m out!”
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EvekurocieruDec 22, 2019
Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley were the two biggest gifts Disney could have been given, and they blew it. I could have forgiven the absurd story and plot holes, but the ending was cruel and despicable. As a lifelong fan, I will neverAdam Driver and Daisy Ridley were the two biggest gifts Disney could have been given, and they blew it. I could have forgiven the absurd story and plot holes, but the ending was cruel and despicable. As a lifelong fan, I will never forgive them for this end to my favorite story. Expand
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chaynick3000Dec 25, 2019
It is like episode 6 retarded edition. It is mediocre, boring and long. Even lightsaber duel look horrible.
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hulumulu343Dec 30, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. это ужасный фильм с кучай не каноничных моментов, например случай когда рей использует молнии,это не возможно она бы сразу перешла на тёмную сторону силы!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expand
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DeConnieDec 22, 2019
Horrible movie. To make such a bad movie with this budget and franchise is really hard, but they succeeded.
I consider It’s really insulting for all the viewers who loved this universe, they just used it as a cash grab with 0 plot or
Horrible movie. To make such a bad movie with this budget and franchise is really hard, but they succeeded.
I consider It’s really insulting for all the viewers who loved this universe, they just used it as a cash grab with 0 plot or dialogues.
Disney should be ashamed.
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LotheravantiDec 20, 2019
"This would be the equivalent of someone like me saying 'you know what? I am going to write a sequel to The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. And my sequel, the first new film it's going to happen after the events of The Lord of the Rings. And in my"This would be the equivalent of someone like me saying 'you know what? I am going to write a sequel to The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. And my sequel, the first new film it's going to happen after the events of The Lord of the Rings. And in my trilogy the first one is going to be called The Ring Awakens, the second one is going to be called That Last Ring Bearer and then the third and final film is going to be called The Rise of the King.

And in my film, this is the really important bit, Sauron never died. They never destroyed him. The Fellowship was not successful. They failed.'

Because that's exactly what they've done here with the Star Wars mythology. So they failed to destroy Sauron. Sauron's back, he's been waiting in hiding the whole time. Don't ask me how this makes any sense, it just does. And there's another villain in the meantime who's cropped up, we'll call him Snauron. And Snauron is actually a puppet of Sauron. And again, don't ask how any of this makes sense. It just does, ok it just does? Trust me.

And that's my new Lord of the Rings trilogy and I'm carrying on the story. Everyone would say, 'no you're not, you're butchering the original creation, you're undermining, you're attacking, actively attacking the mythology. And you are doing a great disservice to someone else's creative efforts.'"
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EnricocksDec 20, 2019
They ruined the whole Star Wars saga, this whole triology Just seems like a **** fan fic, And I seriously wish It was.

The movie is absolutely horrible, don't waste your time on it, Just Go and get some spoilers online, it Will still give
They ruined the whole Star Wars saga, this whole triology Just seems like a **** fan fic, And I seriously wish It was.

The movie is absolutely horrible, don't waste your time on it, Just Go and get some spoilers online, it Will still give tou the **** feelings
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La-Le-Lu-Le-LoDec 20, 2019
I specifically made an account to review a film for the first time to give this movie a 0. It's not even worth discussing. We should just move on to talking about films that are worth people's time. This is not.
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Noobslayer99Dec 20, 2019
This movie is a total piece of garbage. Don't waste your time or money on this dumpster fire.
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