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Ascended333Dec 17, 2021

The filmmakers put their faith in a character, not fireworks, and the result is

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AndreLee7Feb 20, 2022

Nostalgia cashgrab the movie, felt like an SNL skit. Iron Man Jr Tom Holland still sucks

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AceofspadeFeb 19, 2022

never seen something this overrated since endgame. both are plothole filled garbages

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ianzhelabogdanoJan 30, 2022

Bad writing. I don't know how anyone could look at this and say the writing is good.

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sremosdetJan 5, 2022

This movie was aggressive mediocre. I mean it’s hard to make a bad movie with THAT much money I guess, but they really tried. This was the least entertaining movie I’ve watched in theatres in a long time, I actually got my phone out to tryThis movie was aggressive mediocre. I mean it’s hard to make a bad movie with THAT much money I guess, but they really tried. This was the least entertaining movie I’ve watched in theatres in a long time, I actually got my phone out to try book a dentists appointment - they were fully booked. I feel like I’m kicking puppies by hating this movie, cause it’s all fluffy and niceties, but lacks any substance.

Also bringing in Hannibal & JB Smoove for a comedy scene and then giving them those lines is a travesty. You could’ve put those two on set with no lines and they’d have been funnier.… Expand

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ThememesterJan 1, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Fun to see the old guys back again, but the movie was **** other than that.… Expand

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MB_Dec 28, 2021

Over long, dull, miserable self indulgent codswallop that purely relies on undue nostalgia for any positivity.

Ironically the biggest problem are the plot holes which a spawned by a character who's main power is making holes. He goes fromOver long, dull, miserable self indulgent codswallop that purely relies on undue nostalgia for any positivity.

Ironically the biggest problem are the plot holes which a spawned by a character who's main power is making holes. He goes from godlike powers to being unable to do things back to being a god with no clear reasoning or rules obeying these restraints, it's just magic, so there! Deal with it!

All in all, just a big waste of time.… Expand

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jukuri3Dec 28, 2021

Story didn't make much sense and it was just a bad movie in my opinion. Try tried to much and failed

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jpritchaJan 19, 2022

One of the most brain-dead movies I've ever had to sit through.

The tone of the movie swings wildly between silly and not-taking-itself-too-seriously in some scenes, and then trying to hit hard with emotional drama that it makes absolutelyOne of the most brain-dead movies I've ever had to sit through.

The tone of the movie swings wildly between silly and not-taking-itself-too-seriously in some scenes, and then trying to hit hard with emotional drama that it makes absolutely no meaningful build up to in other scenes. As a result, the silly scenes feel awkward, and the drama heavy scenes fall completely flat. The entire plot is pulled along by a string of increasingly convoluted deus ex machinas, all under the pseudo-scientific guises of "string theory", "the multiverse", "magic", and "making/repairing something powerful in the lab". The sheer number of these absurd devices makes the entire plot and all of the character motivations mostly incomprehensible by the halfway point.

By the end of the movie I was left feeling like Spider-Man was an annoying, egocentric, and self-righteous little jerk, and that I really didn't care at all about any of the other characters. The movie boils down to a 2-hour-long slog of flimsy fan service and nostalgia baiting for the Spider-Man franchise. But hey, it's a perfectly valid, focus-group-tested recipe for butts in seats that all but guarantees a profit.… Expand

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vickyfwqDec 28, 2021

Too many debating, and not making sense movie, and actor is not attracting in the movie.

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WeslyGDec 26, 2021

I'm so tired of seeing guys in underpants over tights around me on billboards that I just want to put 2 points here, because you've already done it.

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SaquenmeDeLatamDec 28, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Meh, the only thing I liked was Charlie Cox's reappearance as DareDevil
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RDOTTDec 26, 2021

The worst part of the new Spider-Man. I was so glad when Spider-Man with Tom Holland was released. And all films with Tom Holland as Spider-Man was awesome, but in this part, they made just worse than even before 2017. I'm depressed,The worst part of the new Spider-Man. I was so glad when Spider-Man with Tom Holland was released. And all films with Tom Holland as Spider-Man was awesome, but in this part, they made just worse than even before 2017. I'm depressed, Spider-Man was so great. Marvel, you ruined my day and love to your character.… Expand

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attemptatreasonDec 25, 2021

First 30 minutes is not good. I'm not sure what's going on - feels like a diary of a whimpy kid film. Might be an MIT ad - still not sure. The whole tone of this film is is terrible. Im not sure who Mysterio is, but it seems extremelyFirst 30 minutes is not good. I'm not sure what's going on - feels like a diary of a whimpy kid film. Might be an MIT ad - still not sure. The whole tone of this film is is terrible. Im not sure who Mysterio is, but it seems extremely unrealisitc, hypobolised, and very "modernized." Im sure kids like nothing more than the fantisizing of the situation Peter is in; also, who gives af where your applying to - did MIT give yall the budget to the film? No one cares - movies are supposed to take you away from real life, yet that seems to be the focus. All these kids act like mature adults, is that realistic? Prehaps. Of all the fun things the movie could have shown, I just find the opening so useless. Why do all marvel movies need to connect? 26:16 minutes in, dropped it. Boring… Expand

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diiplesDec 29, 2021

stop reading the negative reviews go watch it, it didn't make 1 billion dollars in barely two weeks for nothing

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Solo554Dec 18, 2021

So unrealistic and many weird characters in the film like the magician, its like bollywood movies

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vickiesyFeb 4, 2022

REALLY SUCKS!!!!!! totally a waste of time watching it. Better save your time doing something else.

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ThinklandDec 18, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This Movie was bad visually or audio wise but made all the other “spider mans” irrelevant and a waste of time. It seems that they can just push a couple buttons and fix all the villains in a matter of seconds. I know that this is just a movie but why not just push the stupid button, why are you trying to save the bad guys who have killed so many people it just dose not make any Sense. What was the point meaningless movie that messes everything up. Nothing makes sense any more and there are so many more things wrong with this movie than the thing that’s that I said 2/10… Expand

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JayssDec 21, 2021

so boring and constantly trying to make you 'sad'. villains complexity is removed just to prop up the spider-man. just constant crying and plot conveniently does 180 when things goes too far.

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Dingo21Dec 17, 2021

Just badly made fan service. The play doesn't make sense and the film doesn't have an artistic relevance. It's made by fans and not by a director or a writer with creative ideas.

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thedaarkbattyDec 20, 2021

Acting was terrible. Tobey looked like he wanted to get in and out as soon as possible because he was only doing it for a quick paycheck. Garfield was not any better.

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SkeptecDec 17, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is ridiculously mediocre. With the large amount of praise allow me to explain with spoilers. The story makes no sense. Spiderman has to get together all of the anomalies from other dimensions so Dr. Strange can make a spell to send them back? So, he gets together all of these villains who are from other dimensions, and he makes this spell, and he's about to hit it and Spiderman decides he doesn't want to because he kills them in other universes. Ok. Understandable. He's a hero. But wait. We find out he didn't get all of them together. There were 2 spidermans who were also from another dimension in this dimension. Wait. Why weren't they needed for Dr. Strange to make that spell? Wait. They don't all have to be in the same place at all for this spell to work either? Then why did we round them up in cells? I'm so confused. Okay, let's ignore all of that. If you saw this movie, remember when Aunt May dies, Spiderman very clearly gets shot in the shoulder. Somehow he instantly heals from that and we hear nothing of it again. He just chills on a rooftop, logistically bleeding out. But the movie just kind of forgot they made him get shot in the shoulder.

Dr. Strange gets defeated in his own mirror world, where he controls everything and is invincible. Tobey survives being stabbed & surviving like it's nothing ruining a high stakes, tragic, heartfelt death scene that could only have logically been stopped because they need him for a future multiverse movie one would presume. (Dr Strange and the MoM anyone?) Electro makes previous Spiderman go unconscious with a single zap, and moves at the speed of light so he can only dodge him with his Spidey sense. This electro is even stronger due to Tony Stark's technology, but cannot kill a Spiderman or even make them unconscious with a solid minute of screen time zapping him.

Let's talk about how out of character the news guy became. He went from needing to literally show up and use helicopters to aggressively film spidermans every move, to suddenly upon hearing spiderman taunt death onto his opponents at the statue of liberty being completely absent. What the heck happened? The writers didn't want a character they made to inconvenience your climactic end fight so they had to make the character act in ways he normally wouldn't. That's just garbage writing.

I'm not even going to touch on how illogical this spell is when people remember spiderman, but don't remember peter parker. It's just confusing as to how the story would have gotten to where it is without that memory when it comes to people like Happy, Aunt May, his friends, etc. and the more you think about it the more you'll want to rip your hair out so let's skip that garbage fire.

The entire movie was designed to give fan service at the cost of a great story like we had in the previous movie Far from Home.

The redeeming qualities are the great fight scenes, seeing 3 spidermans we're familiar with interact and share the screen together, and Willem Dafoe's amazing oscar level acting in this movie. I give it 3 or 4 stars out of 10.… Expand

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v77Dec 20, 2021

this movie is so bad i don't know what they where thinking when they film the movie

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Haupt351Mar 9, 2022

Absolute garbage, it’s sad that grown men actually pay to watch this CGI mess of a children’s movie

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Jguiliano1216Mar 17, 2022

Extremely overrated movie that relies on gimmicks and nostalgia to carry it. These movies are becoming the death of creativity, originality and cinema in general. All the hype and money this movie made should be given to the far moreExtremely overrated movie that relies on gimmicks and nostalgia to carry it. These movies are becoming the death of creativity, originality and cinema in general. All the hype and money this movie made should be given to the far more brilliant "The Batman" made by Matt Reeves. A brilliant and ballsy rejuvenation that does not rely on 3 other franchises and nostalgia to sell it.… Expand

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Dostoyevsky3Mar 10, 2022

There was not plot. This was just meant for the experiment. No actual character arc. Contrived motivations. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sand Man fights spiderman for no reason. No explanation for Mysterio's ability to frame Parker. I have no clueThere was not plot. This was just meant for the experiment. No actual character arc. Contrived motivations. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sand Man fights spiderman for no reason. No explanation for Mysterio's ability to frame Parker. I have no clue behind why the conflict existed. Ridiculously horrriblwy. Fallaciously desired plot with so many randomly pitiful conflicts appearing and dismissing every other solution. So much more they could have done. There is no way this plot could work. They release villains and allow them to help them cure them. Soooooooo predictably luny. Like you really didn't expect them to turn against you. Somehow, one villain makes a speech and all other villains agree with him. Some of them don't even consistently follow up with their characters. Parker has a cringy and contrived revenge plotline and we are just suppose to expect the villains to be good now. I still dont' care about Parker's relationship with his auuuuuuuuuuuunt. They don't allow us to care about aunt may and so her supposed inspiration in the plot has no weight and we never saw why she was the way she was through her actions. Moral conflict is stupid and is only used to act as a plot device for the writers. Every plot decision is devoid of logic and is only for the purpose of moving the story in a direction that the writers want it to go in. Plot could end easily, but is continued for no good reason. Butt loads of scenes that do nothing to tell you about the characters or develop them. Characters are dumb. The hearts of these villains need to change too.… Expand

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Perseus69Mar 14, 2022

I felt dumber for watching this movie. I do not understand how people could like this pathetic comedy with silly jokes, characters and plot. It has been written for kids by kids. The Muppet Show was much funnier and more intelligent. I feelI felt dumber for watching this movie. I do not understand how people could like this pathetic comedy with silly jokes, characters and plot. It has been written for kids by kids. The Muppet Show was much funnier and more intelligent. I feel so sorry for the depressing state of cinema right now, and even more for how immature the audience has become.… Expand

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hollatchaboiyMar 1, 2022

One of the worst MCU movies but It's one of the best Spider-Man films! Do that math.

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OwynMay 12, 2022

Badly made kid's story, not even talking about characters which were made unlikable on purpose.

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Broker2022Sep 15, 2022

I just don't get the hype surrounding this movie, probably because I'm not a teenager anymore?! As for the film, it starts off well and ends poorly. The actors are partly known from the older films and fill in their well-known roles, butI just don't get the hype surrounding this movie, probably because I'm not a teenager anymore?! As for the film, it starts off well and ends poorly. The actors are partly known from the older films and fill in their well-known roles, but that's about it! The story is naively stupid full of logical errors and predictable. The CGI's are very good, otherwise the film doesn't offer any depth, hardly builds up any tension and really doesn't offer anything new. Sometimes the actors are listless and probably ask themselves, what am I doing here, why all this, oh I forgot, has to earn money, the fees are really attractive! Damned! Since Stan Lee died, hasn't anyone been able to make a good Marvel movie! Why does everything have to be "child-friendly" (nothing against children's films!)?! Why is the NORMAL viewer held here for stupid! But I'm probably upset for nothing, it's just a movie, isn't it? One point for the CGI's and one point for the old Spiderman actors.… Expand

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drag555Apr 20, 2022

Spiderman the most annoying and egotistical super hero in this universe. How are people enjoying this **** how?

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MindurbidnissMar 18, 2022

CGI is really bad. Almost looks like the whole thing was produced in someone's basement during covid. Tom Holland is great in it. He just fits the role. Everything else just feels so copy and pasted together though. Typical AAA shortcomingsCGI is really bad. Almost looks like the whole thing was produced in someone's basement during covid. Tom Holland is great in it. He just fits the role. Everything else just feels so copy and pasted together though. Typical AAA shortcomings of trying to appeal to everyone. Also broad familiar comedy that makes you cringe. Don't pay to see this… Expand

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Giorgi-KratosMar 22, 2022

Unfortunately, Spiderman has long since become a comedy, this film is often even worse, funnier and more boring than other parts. That's what happens when you hire a kid for the lead role.

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NastiiuuApr 28, 2022

This Movie was an overall safe option if Spiderman goes to Sony fully in the divorce and otherwise a big ass prologue to Doctor Starge 2, i kinda miss when a superhero movie was a movie about the hero in the title. The only reason I enjoyedThis Movie was an overall safe option if Spiderman goes to Sony fully in the divorce and otherwise a big ass prologue to Doctor Starge 2, i kinda miss when a superhero movie was a movie about the hero in the title. The only reason I enjoyed the movie even a bit was because of the fanservice. But that should NEVER be the sole reason why a movie is enjoyable. The "With great power comes great responsibility" scene felt unearned, the characters where written so stupidly for being highly intelligent individuals??? "Fixing" the Spiderman villains just shows that the writers don't get why the villains are so iconic and memorable. Well at least the action looks good.… Expand

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namelessMar 24, 2022

Wow, this was really bad. Yes, the connection to past spiderman movies was good but everything else was terrible. Every problem in the movie, spiderman caused. I saw this because of a recommendation but this was a waste of my time. If youWow, this was really bad. Yes, the connection to past spiderman movies was good but everything else was terrible. Every problem in the movie, spiderman caused. I saw this because of a recommendation but this was a waste of my time. If you like to see the same fistfight over and over again, watch this.… Expand

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Goga326Mar 27, 2022

Не интересный фильм человека паука мало остальных много и это гавно , жаль что фильм вышел такой

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nicolagiglioMar 28, 2022

I am heartbroken, I truly am; this film could have been done so much better, and it being such a huge success makes me worry about the future of the MCU. The same MCU that had always tried to get out of the comfort zone, to innovate, toI am heartbroken, I truly am; this film could have been done so much better, and it being such a huge success makes me worry about the future of the MCU. The same MCU that had always tried to get out of the comfort zone, to innovate, to deviate from certain canons, this time tried in every way to reassure the fans, to give them just what they wanted without daring a bit or writing a good script, all of this in order to avoid diverting attention from returning characters, a thing always hoped for by fans. Before this movie came out I thought of two alternatives: it could have been a mediocre movie with great fan service or a great movie with poor fan service. Well, I'm afraid to say what I saw was a bad movie with poor fan service. In fact, the problem with the movie is not only how much it lacks in substance and how it is put on the screen but also the fan service itself which, as it came through, was weird, patchy, stale and bland. The entry of those two characters on the scene was the most forced thing I have ever seen, and I really can't stand the thought I have waited two years to see such a minimal interaction among the three characters and such a boring and hasty final battle (with recycled scenes too). Plus, the movie seems to have no actual second act, same thing happened to Dark Phoenix and just like in Dark Phoenix the main actor stated that the script was written during filming, and it shows. This movie is the worst possible answer to Scorsese and his "theme parks", I have always disagreed with this statement and if it wasn't true before, with very few exceptions, this movie makes me question it, as I don't think No Way Home is definable in any other way. As far as I'm concerned it is among the worst 5 MCU movies and the worst Spider-Man live action movie, and you have no idea how heartbreaking it is for me to say that. After excellent and innovative products such as Wandavision and Eternals, 2021 Marvel for me ends with a huge step back.… Expand

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goyovistaMar 28, 2022

As much as I like Tom Holland as Spider-man, I hate all the stand-alone movies he is in. The dialogue isn't funny nor amusing, the actors who play his friend and girlfriend, respectively, are pretty bad, and the overall plot for each film isAs much as I like Tom Holland as Spider-man, I hate all the stand-alone movies he is in. The dialogue isn't funny nor amusing, the actors who play his friend and girlfriend, respectively, are pretty bad, and the overall plot for each film is so dull. Seriously not worth the money. The characters resemble The Harry Potter trio, but without a good story. The plot for this movie, in particular, feels more like a video game than a movie. It's a desperate attempt for a fresh story, but in the end, is too incredibly silly to be enjoyed. Basic trash entertainment to waste your time. Nothing more.… Expand

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BorgorosSep 27, 2022

This movie leans pretty hard on fan service. Tons of thin plots, and Spider-man is trusting/trying to save bad and shady people yet again. He should have learned by now! Even those hwo died fighting Spider-man should be given redemption andThis movie leans pretty hard on fan service. Tons of thin plots, and Spider-man is trusting/trying to save bad and shady people yet again. He should have learned by now! Even those hwo died fighting Spider-man should be given redemption and free roam again? Is Marvel fusing with the Fast and the furious "saga"?… Expand

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Sue_xeeAug 17, 2022

An absolute joke for the character of Spiderman. Everyone's been trying to teach the whining little spiderbaby lessons, but he just doesn't grow up. No "With great power there must also come great responsibility" motto, no true innerAn absolute joke for the character of Spiderman. Everyone's been trying to teach the whining little spiderbaby lessons, but he just doesn't grow up. No "With great power there must also come great responsibility" motto, no true inner motivation for heroism, therefore no more actual core of spirit of this character.
And most importantly, he doesn't even have enough power to solve his own problem by himself. Is that what a superhero supposed to be like? The world has already given him enough time to grow up, come on.… Expand

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YukiRuuMar 16, 2022

I was laughing. Laughed a lot. I have not seen so many inconsistencies and errors in the logic of the world in any Marvel movie.
The plot, the acting and blah blah blah are all at the level of the latest Marvels - THE BOTTOM.

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daWINchiiMar 23, 2022

Sush a shame for marvel with this piece of garbage! I wonder a company that could make all that movies how can make this ****

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SageOpineMar 12, 2022

garbage sony CGI.Too long for a mindless adventure pic.Another bland Marvel episode.Infinity War was the end of the comic movie era for me

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ThallesNathan23Mar 9, 2022

Esperamos tanto para ver isso?! Um roteiro mais do mesmo? Os filmes da Marvel estão ficando datados. Estragaram a aparição das três gerações de Homem-Aranha.

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ty92Sep 3, 2022

This movie is just so slow. I'm trying to watch it and I'm fast forwarding through it, that's not good. And I hate all the stupidity within the dialogue in these new Spider-Man movies. It's just more typical Marvel trash. Honestly I can'tThis movie is just so slow. I'm trying to watch it and I'm fast forwarding through it, that's not good. And I hate all the stupidity within the dialogue in these new Spider-Man movies. It's just more typical Marvel trash. Honestly I can't watch this s*** anymore. I honestly can't believe kids like this. For me it's the overall approach to these films now and it's just too goofy and silly for me. I just hate Marvel films because of their f****** dumb comedy and silly dialogue and scenes. I can't take it seriously and it's just not good. If I can't sit through one of these films which is becoming more of the norm now it means your product is awful. I mean I'm totally done I can't watch this garbage, am I the only one? Complete trash from Marvel which is not a surprise cus that's everything they put out now days. I would rather watch a movie from 20 years ago then this f****** awful garbage. Movies are getting worse.… Expand