Paramount Pictures | Release Date: July 23, 2021
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kpaulAug 17, 2021
Not a popcorn movie. Hard pass if you have anything else waiting for you in your movie queue.

Cheesy action movies are my guilty LOVE but this movie doesn't deliver on the action... or being a movie. Characters have no relatable goals
Not a popcorn movie. Hard pass if you have anything else waiting for you in your movie queue.

Cheesy action movies are my guilty LOVE but this movie doesn't deliver on the action... or being a movie.

Characters have no relatable goals making incoherent choices. Hyper-cut action with no consequences and a story so disjointed it felt written by Gumby. Personal thoughts:
These are some of the most capable action actors and you hyper cut their fights. All you had to do is give us clean action and we'd forgive race swapping Snake Eyes and reimagining the most beloved GI Joe character. Truly disappointed.
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JLuis_001Jul 29, 2021
I will say this without preamble. I'm sick of movies about origins. Especially the origins of characters that are much more interesting when they are already fully formed.

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins is looking to be the flashy new starting
I will say this without preamble. I'm sick of movies about origins. Especially the origins of characters that are much more interesting when they are already fully formed.

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins is looking to be the flashy new starting point of a franchise after The Rise of Cobra and Retaliation failed to do so for the G.I. Joe brand.

However, the people involved forgot to create something coherent and believed they will compensate for all their plot weaknesses with action sequences.

I don't deny that this will be enough for some part of the audience, and in terms of basic entertainment this film meets its quota, but in all that remains of its proposal it's mediocre and disappointing.

Considering its current results at the box office, I think that even if it seems a little rash to say it now, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins won't become that launch point for the profitable new franchise that its studio was waiting for.
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Stream2BigScreeAug 5, 2021
GO Streamers! I got bored this evening and gave in to watching a movie I was actively avoiding, Snake Eyes: GI Joe Origins. Now, the movie is just called Snake Eyes but let's see what this movie about a beloved series has for us. Of course,GO Streamers! I got bored this evening and gave in to watching a movie I was actively avoiding, Snake Eyes: GI Joe Origins. Now, the movie is just called Snake Eyes but let's see what this movie about a beloved series has for us. Of course, this is clearly about the origin of the GI Joe character, Snake Eyes, before he became a Joe. Plain and simple. Let's see what we got.

First, this is a stark departure from the story we've heard of Snake Eyes. Whether comic book or previous movies, this is just different and it's quite confusing. I, now, understand why people have been smashing into this movie over the last two weeks. I'll put it like this, the producers and director of this film found a way to make a really, cool and masterful character into an untrained Average Joe fighter. I actually don't know what they were thinking during writing, then during production and then even during post-production. I'm assuming people really were like, "Yeah, we knocked this out of the park." Or, were they thinking, "I don't know about this... I hope people just show up during this pandemic out of desperation." No, seriously, there were several points in this movie where I thought why are they forcing him to go in this direction. I, now, understand that it was in order to set up other characters and a sequel. Will there even really be a sequel or other Origin films? Nevertheless, the storyline made sense, it was just obvious, stereotypical and corny - almost offensively so at a couple points. For example, there is a moment towards the end, similar to Endgame, where there is a "lady power" team up and it was just soooo corny! I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the three most unimportant characters of the movie. Comparatively to the other GI Joe movies, this movie didn't have the purposefully corny/campy/funny feel. I actually think that in a way hurt how the viewers see the film. Had this been a bit more campy, I would have given certain scenes a break instead of a hard rolling my eyes.

Other than that, the main cast was pretty good, except my guy Peter Mensah felt so out of place as the Blind Master. His performance wasn't poor, I mean, he's played this same role a few times before, but he's definitely the black sheep of the film, literally. I wish they had expanded upon him just a touch to make him make sense in that place where they don't let outsiders. But, I digress. Shout out to my guy, Iko Uwais, who also wasn't featured enough but entertained while he was around. Henry Golding was pretty solid as an action actor, but I will say his accent slipped in at times and I'm not even sure whether his character was supposed to be a Brit. The minor cast, characters like Scarlett and Baroness, are so whack and forgettable it was painful.

As you can tell, I was pretty annoyed with this flick. I've never walked out on a movie, but this was the closest I've been. Not because the movie was bad, but because I was over it even though I knew the movie was about to end. That says a lot. Snake Eyes has entertaining fights but even those felt corny at times. The movie is between a single popped kernel and a handful because the movie is not only just average but it made me roll my eyes a few too many times to say watch if someone else wants to. So after this hits a streaming service, check it out after a good amount of scrolling.
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TVJerryJul 29, 2021
In case you don’t know (I didn’t), the G.I. Joe franchise is a whole world of action heroes, much like the Marvel Universe. The titular character (played by Henry Golding, whose not especially charismatic and lets British accent slip a fewIn case you don’t know (I didn’t), the G.I. Joe franchise is a whole world of action heroes, much like the Marvel Universe. The titular character (played by Henry Golding, whose not especially charismatic and lets British accent slip a few times) is taken from his hard knock street fighter life in LA to the world of ancient Japanese clans and ninja warriors. He undergoes 3 challenges in his training, but struggles with the losses from his past. The fight scenes are snappy, but they’re shot with such a dizzying camera that it’s often hard to see what’s really happening. As the genre goes, this is a competent addition, but one that will also quickly be forgotten. Expand
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KlebartAug 6, 2021
The movie was OK and the acting was OK. All I know is that there were only a few of us in the theater and no one stayed until the end. I was the last one to leave a completely empty theater near the end. I felt that I knew where the movie wasThe movie was OK and the acting was OK. All I know is that there were only a few of us in the theater and no one stayed until the end. I was the last one to leave a completely empty theater near the end. I felt that I knew where the movie was going and there was no reason to stick around any longer. At that point, it felt a little long. Okay movie. I guess. Expand
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dharmaAug 22, 2021
Snake Eyes: GI JOE Origins will remind you of another origin film: Wolverine. Both are also underwhelming action pictures, anchored by a charismatic lead, designed as a start or support a film franchise. It is not a bad film, mind you, butSnake Eyes: GI JOE Origins will remind you of another origin film: Wolverine. Both are also underwhelming action pictures, anchored by a charismatic lead, designed as a start or support a film franchise. It is not a bad film, mind you, but its has fairly basic plot and some good set pieces. It is literally a throw in but the kitchen sink type of film. Yes, you have both yakuzas & ninjas in this film. The sole positive point, worthy of a '6' on my review, is Henry Goulding. Handsome and charismatic, he has a great screen presence and I was quite surprised that he was a complete acting newbie when he starred in Crazy Rich Asian. What a great find. Seeing this film, I imagined him a perfect candidate for another franchise, one whose main actor is having his last hurrah this October...James Bond. He is the perfect candidate for it. Hopefully, being that this film is a flop, will not impede his career. Expand
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Voodoo123Nov 12, 2021
Snake eyes is a decidedly average action movie with a huge budget that never quite makes itself know on screen. While the talented cast give it their all, the quick cuts and overuse of a 'shakey camera' in the action scenes removes mostSnake eyes is a decidedly average action movie with a huge budget that never quite makes itself know on screen. While the talented cast give it their all, the quick cuts and overuse of a 'shakey camera' in the action scenes removes most tension and overall gives the fights a dated feel. Add to this a forgettable plotline and the shoed in attachment the gijoe franchise and things start to feel pretty lame... Its ok to switch off to if you're a genre fan but i certainly wouldn't recommend it. Expand
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SoulWarfareAug 22, 2021
GI Joe was never my thing when I was growing up. My only experience with this IP was the two big blockbuster GI Joe movies and they were terrible. Snake Eye was the best aspect of those terrible movies though as he was a badass mute ninja. IGI Joe was never my thing when I was growing up. My only experience with this IP was the two big blockbuster GI Joe movies and they were terrible. Snake Eye was the best aspect of those terrible movies though as he was a badass mute ninja. I was a little surprised and intrigued when it was announced that there would be a prequel/reboot focused on him before he was mute. The premise is "An ancient Japanese clan called the Arashikage welcomes tenacious loner Snake Eyes after he saves the life of their heir apparent. Upon arrival in Japan, the Arashikage teach him the ways of the ninja warrior while also providing him something he's been longing for: a home. However, when secrets from Snake Eyes' past are revealed, his honour and allegiance get tested -- even if that means losing the trust of those closest to him". So is the Snake Eye origin a story worth telling or is it just another bad attempt at the GI Joe franchise?

Firstly, Henry Golding is good as the titular character. It is clear that Henry is giving 100% in every scene. There is an emotional moment in the final act and Henry gives a very convincing performance during it. Andrew Koji is also great as Tomisaburo Arashikage/Storm Shadow. He has a really strong voice and presence that is great to watch. I also love the moments between Henry's Snake Eye and Andrew's Storm Shadow. The chemistry between the two is great and it does feel like they were close friends or brothers. I also really like the gorgeous set design from the Japanese style of the Arashikage base to the neon-filled city. There is also a pretty good action sequence with long takes in the rain at a neon-drenched alleyway that was visually good to watch. Unfortunately, the rest of the action sequences in this film are forgettable. The director, Robert Schwentke, implements shaky cam during close-ups of fights and also uses a ton of quick cuts which ruins the scene. It's such a shame as the alleyway fight scene shows that he could easily do entertaining fights but doesn't. The music score is also very generic with this electronic thump sound throughout the movie that occurs in action and even non-action scenes. The biggest issue with this movie has got to be the terrible screenplay and story. The titular character, Snake Eyes, is an unlikeable main character that is difficult to root for. Without spoiling things, he does questionable things for the sake of revenge for the death of his father. Additionally, his redemption arc happens right at the very end of the movie and by that point, I could not like his character anymore. He didn't deserve any forgiveness whatsoever. Furthermore, Tomisaburo becomes the famous GI Joe villain, Storm Shadow, through some stupid logic. The first two acts of the movie is a grounded ninja, martial art movie but the final act is a tonal shift with it feeling more in line with superhero movies with silly magical power garbage. Overall, Snake Eyes: GI Joe origins is the best GI Joe movie so far but it is still a bad movie. This movie succeeds in ruining the titular character by turning him into a dumb idiot. It also has forgettable action sequences that feel more aligned with generic action movies than the famed martial art movies. I don't know if this will get a sequel or another reboot in 10 years but I hope the next entry is a lot better than this...
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seabassreviewsDec 23, 2021
how did this movie make ninjas, boring? how is that more boring than the first two films
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RobinSneyer2077Aug 19, 2021
a slightly dull plot and the setting of fights is not particularly interesting to watch in a movie and, compared to the past, is very boring and protracted.
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MahnoorKhanAug 25, 2021
I was saddened by the writer's characterization of Snake Eyes.
It's unforgivable what they just did in a movie.
They turned Snake's Eyes, a powerful and amazing figure, into a villain. Was that necessary? His redemption arc was terrible and
I was saddened by the writer's characterization of Snake Eyes.
It's unforgivable what they just did in a movie.
They turned Snake's Eyes, a powerful and amazing figure, into a villain.
Was that necessary?
His redemption arc was terrible and unjustified.
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Mustafeez99Aug 27, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The mysterious element in the personality of the Snake Eyes was missing, it seemed like an anomaly in how I always pictured Snake Eyes. The Snake Eyes of this movie was almost witty, is this how Snake Eyes is supposed to be? Particularly bothersome was the sudden change in the personality of Tommy (AKA Storm Shadow); he was very frank and carefree then all of a sudden after Snake Eyes saves him he becomes all serious and rigged. I was taken aback for a second like 'is he the same guy?'. Another thing which I noticed was that the animosity Snake Eyes had for COBRA, why was he willing to work with Baroness at the end, I mean how did he even have the appetite to do it. The main question to be asked is, Snake eyes never received any formal ninja/stealth training then how was he able to infiltrate the safe to steal the Jewel, I mean I get it he was a tough street fighter but his style was very crude this task should have been impossible. There are many other questions which could be raised for example how was Snake Eyes so well aware of the directions in a city which was all very new to him. I must say that this movie reminded me of Kill Bill and I must say there was very little blood-spill for a movie with a lot of assassins but this point is understandable. .Overall the acting was mediocre, Henry Golding as Snake Eyes was also not too bad. Haruka Abe as Akkiko was superb. In conclusion I would say that acting was better than writing/directing. Expand
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RobertHowardMar 5, 2022
Snake Eyes isn’t bad and despite two hours running time not even boring, even if much of the dialogue and action scenes are forgettable. Some humour could have improved the movie and helped out the setting and some decent performances to liftSnake Eyes isn’t bad and despite two hours running time not even boring, even if much of the dialogue and action scenes are forgettable. Some humour could have improved the movie and helped out the setting and some decent performances to lift the end product to something higher than a merely passable 5/10. Expand
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