Paramount Pictures | Release Date: July 23, 2021
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JtburkhAug 7, 2021
G.I. Joe "The Ultimate Weapon of Democracy" - yeah, not so much anymore. The movie was just not good, unless you look at it from the perspective of a production company taking over a character and twisting it into something opposite of whatG.I. Joe "The Ultimate Weapon of Democracy" - yeah, not so much anymore. The movie was just not good, unless you look at it from the perspective of a production company taking over a character and twisting it into something opposite of what the character originally was. I think the actors are okay, but it seems like it's got to be really hard for them to overcome bad writing, disloyalty to the source material, and in many cases bad camera work.

There was so much great material written by the comic book creators in the 80's that it's so odd to see them gut Snake Eyes and reanimate his corpse. It's sad.

This is not Snake Eyes, this is Fake Eyes. If you'd really like to see Snake Eyes done well, check out G.I. Joe Resolute.
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imthenoobJul 17, 2022
I gave it a shot and thought it was a pretty bad movie. This is a truly unnecessary, unoriginal, and uninspired origin story that is nothing short of a cash grab. It is a predictable 2-hour nightmare that never seems to end. Why did theyI gave it a shot and thought it was a pretty bad movie. This is a truly unnecessary, unoriginal, and uninspired origin story that is nothing short of a cash grab. It is a predictable 2-hour nightmare that never seems to end. Why did they honest even bother with this one? After the two previous films failed, Why did they think another film would right the wrongs? The world has made it clear - We don't care about these movies. So stop making them. Expand
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MicroCriticAug 17, 2021
Even if you forget the blatant rewriting of the whole character Snake Eyes (can't have a white ninja in 2021, no sir!), this is quite the stinker of the movie. I've seen people use the words bland and generic, and they are right on the money.Even if you forget the blatant rewriting of the whole character Snake Eyes (can't have a white ninja in 2021, no sir!), this is quite the stinker of the movie. I've seen people use the words bland and generic, and they are right on the money. It's nothing more than a mediocre action flick, and has little to do with G.I. Joe. At least the former two G.I. Joe movies tried to stay true to the franchise, and where somewhat fun in their campiness. Expand
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BigEggsKitchenJul 23, 2021
Awful story, awful acting, awful pg-13 sword fights, awful sound effects, awful dialogue, awful protagonist. It gets one star for the neon lighting, it was a good contrast from the rest of the film.
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FursnakeJul 23, 2021
Here we have another lame attempt at cashing in on the GI Joe franchise. Unfortunately this movie is as worthless as the first two movies and can go straight into the trash bin. They totally rewrote the character's origins from the comics andHere we have another lame attempt at cashing in on the GI Joe franchise. Unfortunately this movie is as worthless as the first two movies and can go straight into the trash bin. They totally rewrote the character's origins from the comics and here we have a version of this character that is just cliched, boring and completely forgettable. Completely the opposite of white washing the character, they made him Asian where he was a white guy in the comics. Well, at least they didn't use Rza as Blind Master again. Expand
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AhlgrenJul 23, 2021
This is not snake eyes, if you go on the lore.
In the lore snake eyes is a white male how doesn´t speak, he wheres a mask to cover massive scars on his face.
This is just a white man bad switcheroo to virtue signaling.
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MetacriticOnurAug 17, 2021
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adjective, worse, worst;(Slang) bad·der, bad·dest for 36.
not good in any manner or degree.
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I-criticJul 28, 2021
First of all, Snake Eyes first appears in G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #1 in the 1980s. It is agreeable that we must change who is behind that mask due to geo politics. Still, the backstory of the most famed Joe should have been moreFirst of all, Snake Eyes first appears in G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #1 in the 1980s. It is agreeable that we must change who is behind that mask due to geo politics. Still, the backstory of the most famed Joe should have been more interesting than a vengeful kid who risk the world to kill his pop,s murderer. p Expand
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thedaarkbattyJul 25, 2021
If you love shaky cam then you'll love this movie. Seriously, the camera is shaking so much that is literally impossible to see what is going on. DO. NOT. WATCH.
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Darkassassin187Jul 25, 2021
What a lame story boring and hard to follow. I want my $ back. I guess Hollywood is out of unique interested ideas.
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ozymandias79Aug 19, 2021
This was pure schlock. Lost interest halfway through the first fight scene.
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HaragAug 21, 2021
Stop trying to rewrite origin stories. They fail 100% of the time because they alienate your core audience, and they are never good enough to generate a new audience.
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RumentinoSep 4, 2021
I couldn't even finish to watch the movie... I found bored as no other GI Joe movie... I tried two or three times, but I just couldn't
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LumdogAug 22, 2021
I could barely get through it. It's a mindless, soulless, cliched mess that barely qualifies as a popcorn flick. The main protagonist is such an a**hole that you hate him the entire time. The action is shot with so much shaky cam it'll giveI could barely get through it. It's a mindless, soulless, cliched mess that barely qualifies as a popcorn flick. The main protagonist is such an a**hole that you hate him the entire time. The action is shot with so much shaky cam it'll give you a migraine, you literally can't see whats happening. Even when characters are just walking and talking the camera shakes an annoying amount. I don't know what the DP/cinematographer were smoking. Also, something that too many films are trying to do now - the arrogance of trying to start a cinematic universe ahead of just trying to make a good movie. Expand
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WhopperRodFeb 20, 2023
It seems like the production team is trying to pay tribute to Asian cinema but failed; the action sequence doesn't feel like blockbuster quality and tries too hard in wanting to impress, which leads to a B-grade final product. The leads areIt seems like the production team is trying to pay tribute to Asian cinema but failed; the action sequence doesn't feel like blockbuster quality and tries too hard in wanting to impress, which leads to a B-grade final product. The leads are likable but, unfortunately, not leading man material. Expand
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