Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date (Streaming): September 8, 2022
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 181 Ratings
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GdgipSep 8, 2022
I'm not a fragile petty snowflake that gets butthurt over increased representation, but they knew this movie was bad going straight to streaming. Why? Just stop.
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Torsten89Sep 8, 2022
Stop remaking old animated movies as live action you creatively bankrupt hacks. Make original content ffs.
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Rich87Sep 9, 2022
Recasting a white fairy godmother for a black woman is the most racist thing ever.
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Marcus123Sep 9, 2022
Disney has done it again ... Why is there a black non binary fairy out there ? Plz stop to fix what is not broken .. if you want to create NEW work .. create new work.. dont touch orignal material... i unsub disney+
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FukushigiSep 9, 2022
Even Robert Zemeckis was not enough to save this Disney souless cashgrab.
Better watch the classics animated movies and stay far from any future live action.
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SoyddSep 9, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Terrible movie, it's an insult to the animated movie, it's a classic that you can't touch, the same with everything that this disgusting company has done, if disney wants money it should stop making garbage and start creating interesting, new stories and leave the politics aside, stop selling disney smoke, leave the CGI, leave politics and start creating, listen to the people you owe yourself to, for those who were once the best for children, now they are just a cancer that must be eradicated. R.I.P disney. Expand
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Ragnarok666Sep 9, 2022
Que desastre de película, con lo buena que es la original de dibujos, pero bueno que no sea solo por el hada forzada
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reym94Sep 10, 2022
Disney??? Can you stop please??? Just make an original movie or series. The movie feels empty, lacks of soul. Stop ruining franchises, what happened to the fairy from our childhood??? The fairy from 1940, why would you race swap her, is notDisney??? Can you stop please??? Just make an original movie or series. The movie feels empty, lacks of soul. Stop ruining franchises, what happened to the fairy from our childhood??? The fairy from 1940, why would you race swap her, is not that racist??? Even Tom Hanks can not save this bad movie. Expand
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Gibbo5885Sep 12, 2022
Hahahahahahahaha another foreseen failure keep up the good work woke disney.
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sebastianaliSep 10, 2022
Like any other Disney remake (except perhaps arguably Beauty and The Beast), a disaster that does not respect the essence of the original in the slightest, and of all the remakes, this is probably the worst alongside Dumbo and The Lion King.Like any other Disney remake (except perhaps arguably Beauty and The Beast), a disaster that does not respect the essence of the original in the slightest, and of all the remakes, this is probably the worst alongside Dumbo and The Lion King. The Uncanny Valley effect whipping through the roof, unnecessary filler and replacement of iconic situations, flanderized characters and dark situations made more "light", two new characters horribly generic and without any charm, old characters without charm, the fairy inexplicably changed and references to the popular culture at a time when it would make no sense.
The original is a masterpiece, one of the best animated movies of all time and like many others it didn't need a remake, at most a well done 2d remake taking advantage of current animation and widescreen format and that's it.
It amuses me that some defend it saying "but it has some situations that explain things that the original doesn't" and that kind of garbage. I remind you that the original came out in 1940. If they couldn't do something better it would be absurd. But everything should be better! The new generations ruin all these animated movies and I'm sick of it. It also happens with many video game remakes unfortunately. But hey, if people continue to allow it, let them take it.
Walt Disney would be very disappointed.
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user75369Sep 10, 2022
Absolutely terrible. So disappointed with the actors involved. They definitely should have known better.
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leesmoviereviewSep 24, 2022
It’s charmless, hollow, empty… wooden. It’s a wooden lifeless facsimile of the much better 1940s version. Shock of all shocks, a Disney remake of a beloved classic is not able to measure up to the original, truly a surprising development toIt’s charmless, hollow, empty… wooden. It’s a wooden lifeless facsimile of the much better 1940s version. Shock of all shocks, a Disney remake of a beloved classic is not able to measure up to the original, truly a surprising development to absolutely no one. Expand
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CcmontySep 23, 2022
awful CGI. anything new they added was awful and pace breaking. and anything not new is literally ripped word for word from the original
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Tom11thDec 21, 2022
A waste of time! Better go and watch Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio, it's way better, way superior.
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erfan_arsanjaniOct 23, 2022
Robert Zemeckis must be retired! This is the worst movie of Tom Hanks and ruenid my chilhood memories!
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crhnohappySep 11, 2022
Mejor ver la clásica, se pierde todo el sentido de redención y aprendizaje de pinocho ya que es bueno todo el tiempo. La bailarina innecesaria y su trama. No funciona
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FatmanduSep 23, 2022
He smelled the poop lol. How apt for this movie. It's bad don't watch this movie.
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Asher1001Sep 11, 2022
Muy mala la verdad , esperara algo mucho mejor como en la película animada , además la hada madrina se me hizo raro.
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JackmachinneJan 29, 2023
Poor movie. Woke schedule is destructing the classics movies. Disney no have respect with the fans aged.
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sdumersJan 24, 2023
Unoriginal to the one and only Disney version of Pinocchio, this live action reboot lacks the same quality as that original animated film that taught us that “when you wish upon a star, dreams come true!”
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jzathajeniusSep 8, 2022
Another soulless product fresh off the Disney conveyer belt, lacking any of the charm or soul or wit of the original.
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bertobellamySep 9, 2022
A monstrosity of a film that reminds us of the laziness in mainstream filmmaking today. An unnecessary movie that becomes annoying very fast. The good thing is that the remake possibilities are running out, so Disney will have to startA monstrosity of a film that reminds us of the laziness in mainstream filmmaking today. An unnecessary movie that becomes annoying very fast. The good thing is that the remake possibilities are running out, so Disney will have to start thinking again. Expand
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MrJPrimeSep 8, 2022
These live action remakes are absolute trash garbage. Lack any soul or entertainment value of the original cartoons. This one sucks and all the rest suck
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HipstersBaneSep 9, 2022
This movie is awful, disney should stop butchering the classics with these live-action remakes.
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Mannyr2d2Sep 10, 2022
Disney movies keep getting worse. If you think this is bad, just wait for The little mermaid
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Ezio_MorteSep 8, 2022
There was an italian movie a few years ago which was sooooo much better than this thing. Go watch that movie lads.
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NYGSep 8, 2022
The original it's a classic and better than this version in every possible and imaginable way. This one it's not terrible but I think that the word that best describe this version is: unnecessary. This version is good but just good and willThe original it's a classic and better than this version in every possible and imaginable way. This one it's not terrible but I think that the word that best describe this version is: unnecessary. This version is good but just good and will age pretty badly, unlike the 1940's version. That one still a masterpiece and will be forever cherished. Expand
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Razrback16Sep 9, 2022
Unsurprisingly, more woke trash from Disney with their standard race swapping nonsense.
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kytosanSep 10, 2022
The Blue Fairy looked terrifying and scared my kids. The dung scene was just plain bizarre. It's a souless mockery of the original that shouldn't have been made.
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TimacekSep 12, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is a MASSIVE SPOILER, but they did not have the money to hire a child actor to look like Pinocchio or they rushed production, but Pinocchio does not, I repeat... does not turn into a real boy!

This is a crime, this is a fable, and fables cannot be altered un such way that they are destroyed, Disney had one job, and it was to grant Pinocchio's wish to become a real boy. Instead of a half-assed explanation of "he was always real."
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davidalcantaraSep 9, 2022
They will keep destroying our culture if we don't stop them. The future looks disgusting.
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Zer0TheHer0Sep 9, 2022
Woke trash.
Disney is destroying all his great IPs on the altar of the wokeness.
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BullstompSep 8, 2022
What in the f@$k did I just watch? Disney needs to leave horror movies to the professionals...
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vgmkyleSep 8, 2022
I wouldn't get caught paying a dime for Disney + because not only are they censoring our minds with ridiculous woke content, but the description for the reviews of this show is 100% correct: it has no spark, and no soul. This is not a reviewI wouldn't get caught paying a dime for Disney + because not only are they censoring our minds with ridiculous woke content, but the description for the reviews of this show is 100% correct: it has no spark, and no soul. This is not a review bomb; this is a legit zero. How do you explain raising the price of your application and give people 0 after 0? Lightyear 0, She-Hulk 0, and now this? Expand
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DemianWolffSep 9, 2022
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Todo iba genial hasta que salio el Ada Rapera del Bronx, que Expand
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sleazy898Sep 9, 2022
I understand the "muh representeshun" because they have no culture of their own but at least they could have casted a good looking fairy.
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StrophicSep 8, 2022
Again? Starts... So far so good. Then Wesley Snipes shows up as the "blue" faerie and it's so jarring. Not racist, just like why the heck did they do that? Bizzare, ruined it.
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BigEggsKitchenSep 9, 2022
Tom hanks is insane in this. The cgi is ass the acting is ass the story is ass the casting is ass
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MetacriticOnurSep 8, 2022
bad
[ bad ]

adjective, worse, worst;(Slang) bad·der, bad·dest for 36.
not good in any manner or degree.
bad
[ bad ]

adjective, worse, worst;(Slang) bad·der, bad·dest for 36.
not good in any manner or degree.
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AkhleshSep 19, 2022
They have to ruin everything, this, little mermaid and snow white. What's wrong with you. Than you call fans racist, but hey i'm brown and I don't want to see "brown" (like me) people in every movie, I would watch bollywood if I want to seeThey have to ruin everything, this, little mermaid and snow white. What's wrong with you. Than you call fans racist, but hey i'm brown and I don't want to see "brown" (like me) people in every movie, I would watch bollywood if I want to see people of my skin color. Stop race changing for god sake, I wanna watch movie not your political belief. Expand
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theredskyNov 5, 2022
Every time I think the Disney Live Action remakes can’t get any worse, they pump out something even worse then their previous attempt setting the already INCREDIBLY low bar even lower. That’s what’s happened here with Pinocchio. I despiseEvery time I think the Disney Live Action remakes can’t get any worse, they pump out something even worse then their previous attempt setting the already INCREDIBLY low bar even lower. That’s what’s happened here with Pinocchio. I despise this movie with every fiber of my being because it feels unfinished and this time I don’t feel like I’m speaking in hyperboles. I genuinely think the movie just isn’t finished. The visual effects look like they were created not even 2 months ago and sometimes look like a parody of the Spy Kids movies minus the charm. Every scene feels like the first take and that they didn’t review the footage until they were in the editing room. I’m almost 100% positive that the script is a first draft as well in the sense that they tried to copy and paste some elements from the original film while also dragging the scene’s out with pointless dialogue and some incredibly unfunny jokes. All of the performances here are very underwhelming. Tom Hanks clearly only agreed to be in this because he’s friends with the Director and it shows in his performance. There’s no life in his performance and that’s the same for pretty much everyone else besides Joseph Gordon-Levitt who at least feels like he’s trying to do something. There isn’t anything in this film story wise that isn’t done better or more swiftly done than in the original. There’s an extra 20 minutes added to this film and I really struggle to understand why it was needed. Why was this film even made in the first place? Answer, I don’t know to be honest. I think originally it was money but they didn’t release it in theaters so. This is an absolute waste of time and I would highly recommend not watching this and staying as far away from this product as possible. Expand
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CarlElmoreNov 25, 2022
Atrocious. There's no soul here and the movie genuinely feels unfinished. Zemeckis hasn't made a good movie since The Polar Express.
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Elgamerbot99May 24, 2023
Simplemente el peor Live Action de Disney que e visto, Espero que no la cagu** con la Sirenita
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likalarukuMay 9, 2023
When 3 Pinocchio movies come out in a 12 month span & yours is the worst, you know you've messed up. At least the one voiced by Poly Shore was entertainingly bad & unintentionally funny. Being bad is way better than being mediocre. Btw, theyWhen 3 Pinocchio movies come out in a 12 month span & yours is the worst, you know you've messed up. At least the one voiced by Poly Shore was entertainingly bad & unintentionally funny. Being bad is way better than being mediocre. Btw, they used a male seagull & gave it a female voice. I'm assuming they were going to make it a trans character, but nothing came of it. Could it be that they thought audiences were too stupid to know that female gulls are brown & white spotted? Expand
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alerikandersonApr 26, 2023
This is the 3rd worst live Action Remake that disney has made and forgot what made 1940's pinocchio so appealing in the first place.
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KingOfWafflesFeb 28, 2023
You already know how bad this movie is, so I'm just going to tell you to watch Pinocchio a true story because a least that movie is hilariously bad.
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