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GdgipSep 8, 2022

I'm not a fragile petty snowflake that gets butthurt over increased representation, but they knew this movie was bad going straight to streaming. Why? Just stop.

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Torsten89Sep 8, 2022

Stop remaking old animated movies as live action you creatively bankrupt hacks. Make original content ffs.

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Rich87Sep 9, 2022

Recasting a white fairy godmother for a black woman is the most racist thing ever.

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Marcus123Sep 9, 2022

Disney has done it again ... Why is there a black non binary fairy out there ? Plz stop to fix what is not broken .. if you want to create NEW work .. create new work.. dont touch orignal material... i unsub disney+

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FukushigiSep 9, 2022

Even Robert Zemeckis was not enough to save this Disney souless cashgrab.
Better watch the classics animated movies and stay far from any future live action.

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SoyddSep 9, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Terrible movie, it's an insult to the animated movie, it's a classic that you can't touch, the same with everything that this disgusting company has done, if disney wants money it should stop making garbage and start creating interesting, new stories and leave the politics aside, stop selling disney smoke, leave the CGI, leave politics and start creating, listen to the people you owe yourself to, for those who were once the best for children, now they are just a cancer that must be eradicated. R.I.P disney.… Expand

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Ragnarok666Sep 9, 2022

Que desastre de película, con lo buena que es la original de dibujos, pero bueno que no sea solo por el hada forzada

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reym94Sep 10, 2022

Disney??? Can you stop please??? Just make an original movie or series. The movie feels empty, lacks of soul. Stop ruining franchises, what happened to the fairy from our childhood??? The fairy from 1940, why would you race swap her, is notDisney??? Can you stop please??? Just make an original movie or series. The movie feels empty, lacks of soul. Stop ruining franchises, what happened to the fairy from our childhood??? The fairy from 1940, why would you race swap her, is not that racist??? Even Tom Hanks can not save this bad movie.… Expand

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Gibbo5885Sep 12, 2022

Hahahahahahahaha another foreseen failure keep up the good work woke disney.

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sebastianaliSep 10, 2022

Like any other Disney remake (except perhaps arguably Beauty and The Beast), a disaster that does not respect the essence of the original in the slightest, and of all the remakes, this is probably the worst alongside Dumbo and The Lion King.Like any other Disney remake (except perhaps arguably Beauty and The Beast), a disaster that does not respect the essence of the original in the slightest, and of all the remakes, this is probably the worst alongside Dumbo and The Lion King. The Uncanny Valley effect whipping through the roof, unnecessary filler and replacement of iconic situations, flanderized characters and dark situations made more "light", two new characters horribly generic and without any charm, old characters without charm, the fairy inexplicably changed and references to the popular culture at a time when it would make no sense.
The original is a masterpiece, one of the best animated movies of all time and like many others it didn't need a remake, at most a well done 2d remake taking advantage of current animation and widescreen format and that's it.
It amuses me that some defend it saying "but it has some situations that explain things that the original doesn't" and that kind of garbage. I remind you that the original came out in 1940. If they couldn't do something better it would be absurd. But everything should be better! The new generations ruin all these animated movies and I'm sick of it. It also happens with many video game remakes unfortunately. But hey, if people continue to allow it, let them take it.
Walt Disney would be very disappointed.… Expand

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user75369Sep 10, 2022

Absolutely terrible. So disappointed with the actors involved. They definitely should have known better.

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WhatToPutHereSep 12, 2022

This movie genuinely felt like a nightmare. Bizarre at times, frightening at others, and just boring the rest of the time. The CGI wasn't done in any kind of realistic way, so it just looks like live action characters pasted into an animatedThis movie genuinely felt like a nightmare. Bizarre at times, frightening at others, and just boring the rest of the time. The CGI wasn't done in any kind of realistic way, so it just looks like live action characters pasted into an animated world.

Pinocchio himself is just kind of there while the events happen to him, rather than actively partaking in it. It's just simply not a good movie.… Expand

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leesmoviereviewSep 24, 2022

It’s charmless, hollow, empty… wooden. It’s a wooden lifeless facsimile of the much better 1940s version. Shock of all shocks, a Disney remake of a beloved classic is not able to measure up to the original, truly a surprising development toIt’s charmless, hollow, empty… wooden. It’s a wooden lifeless facsimile of the much better 1940s version. Shock of all shocks, a Disney remake of a beloved classic is not able to measure up to the original, truly a surprising development to absolutely no one.… Expand

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CcmontySep 23, 2022

awful CGI. anything new they added was awful and pace breaking. and anything not new is literally ripped word for word from the original

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Tom11thDec 21, 2022

A waste of time! Better go and watch Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio, it's way better, way superior.

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erfan_arsanjaniOct 23, 2022

Robert Zemeckis must be retired! This is the worst movie of Tom Hanks and ruenid my chilhood memories!

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crhnohappySep 11, 2022

Mejor ver la clásica, se pierde todo el sentido de redención y aprendizaje de pinocho ya que es bueno todo el tiempo. La bailarina innecesaria y su trama. No funciona

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FatmanduSep 23, 2022

He smelled the poop lol. How apt for this movie. It's bad don't watch this movie.

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Asher1001Sep 11, 2022

Muy mala la verdad , esperara algo mucho mejor como en la película animada , además la hada madrina se me hizo raro.

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JackmachinneJan 29, 2023

Poor movie. Woke schedule is destructing the classics movies. Disney no have respect with the fans aged.

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sdumersJan 24, 2023

Unoriginal to the one and only Disney version of Pinocchio, this live action reboot lacks the same quality as that original animated film that taught us that “when you wish upon a star, dreams come true!”

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jzathajeniusSep 8, 2022

Another soulless product fresh off the Disney conveyer belt, lacking any of the charm or soul or wit of the original.

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bertobellamySep 9, 2022

A monstrosity of a film that reminds us of the laziness in mainstream filmmaking today. An unnecessary movie that becomes annoying very fast. The good thing is that the remake possibilities are running out, so Disney will have to startA monstrosity of a film that reminds us of the laziness in mainstream filmmaking today. An unnecessary movie that becomes annoying very fast. The good thing is that the remake possibilities are running out, so Disney will have to start thinking again.… Expand

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MrJPrimeSep 8, 2022

These live action remakes are absolute trash garbage. Lack any soul or entertainment value of the original cartoons. This one sucks and all the rest suck

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HipstersBaneSep 9, 2022

This movie is awful, disney should stop butchering the classics with these live-action remakes.

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Mannyr2d2Sep 10, 2022

Disney movies keep getting worse. If you think this is bad, just wait for The little mermaid

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Ezio_MorteSep 8, 2022

There was an italian movie a few years ago which was sooooo much better than this thing. Go watch that movie lads.

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NYGSep 8, 2022

The original it's a classic and better than this version in every possible and imaginable way. This one it's not terrible but I think that the word that best describe this version is: unnecessary. This version is good but just good and willThe original it's a classic and better than this version in every possible and imaginable way. This one it's not terrible but I think that the word that best describe this version is: unnecessary. This version is good but just good and will age pretty badly, unlike the 1940's version. That one still a masterpiece and will be forever cherished.… Expand

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Razrback16Sep 9, 2022

Unsurprisingly, more woke trash from Disney with their standard race swapping nonsense.

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kytosanSep 10, 2022

The Blue Fairy looked terrifying and scared my kids. The dung scene was just plain bizarre. It's a souless mockery of the original that shouldn't have been made.

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TimacekSep 12, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is a MASSIVE SPOILER, but they did not have the money to hire a child actor to look like Pinocchio or they rushed production, but Pinocchio does not, I repeat... does not turn into a real boy!

This is a crime, this is a fable, and fables cannot be altered un such way that they are destroyed, Disney had one job, and it was to grant Pinocchio's wish to become a real boy. Instead of a half-assed explanation of "he was always real."… Expand

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davidalcantaraSep 9, 2022

They will keep destroying our culture if we don't stop them. The future looks disgusting.

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Zer0TheHer0Sep 9, 2022

Woke trash.
Disney is destroying all his great IPs on the altar of the wokeness.

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BullstompSep 8, 2022

What in the f@$k did I just watch? Disney needs to leave horror movies to the professionals...

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vgmkyleSep 8, 2022

I wouldn't get caught paying a dime for Disney + because not only are they censoring our minds with ridiculous woke content, but the description for the reviews of this show is 100% correct: it has no spark, and no soul. This is not a reviewI wouldn't get caught paying a dime for Disney + because not only are they censoring our minds with ridiculous woke content, but the description for the reviews of this show is 100% correct: it has no spark, and no soul. This is not a review bomb; this is a legit zero. How do you explain raising the price of your application and give people 0 after 0? Lightyear 0, She-Hulk 0, and now this?… Expand

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DemianWolffSep 9, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Todo iba genial hasta que salio el Ada Rapera del Bronx, que … Expand

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sleazy898Sep 9, 2022

I understand the "muh representeshun" because they have no culture of their own but at least they could have casted a good looking fairy.

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StrophicSep 8, 2022

Again? Starts... So far so good. Then Wesley Snipes shows up as the "blue" faerie and it's so jarring. Not racist, just like why the heck did they do that? Bizzare, ruined it.

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jmarshallcaSep 8, 2022

Disney still uses the original movie's signature song as part of its brand image. The 1940 film defined the Disney spirit. Apparently, though, this doesn't rescue it from being another tired, exploitative tentpole for modern Disney.

TheDisney still uses the original movie's signature song as part of its brand image. The 1940 film defined the Disney spirit. Apparently, though, this doesn't rescue it from being another tired, exploitative tentpole for modern Disney.

The movie is at its best when it makes some small tweak or addition to the original film. It's okay when we get to watch an enthusiastic performance or a pretty CGI spectacle. It's lame when it tries to be modern, like one of many forced cameos, terrible popculture references, or baffling new elements that go completely unexplained.

It falls apart when you realize Pinocchio has gone from a precocious but easily distracted little kid, to a bland chatterbox that mostly states what is happening, repeats back what other characters have said to him as a question, and then says what he ought to have done instead of what he actually does. He usually gets into trouble by random chance, rather than any action he takes. He's gone from a flawed bit lovable hero, to a bland reciter of exposition.

Overall: the performances range from fun to irritating, it's quite pretty when it's not distractingly fake, the titular character is now a boring twit that lets the plot happen to him, and overall, it feels like a movie that has no idea why its 82-year-old progenitor was such a classic.… Expand

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BigEggsKitchenSep 9, 2022

Tom hanks is insane in this. The cgi is ass the acting is ass the story is ass the casting is ass

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MetacriticOnurSep 8, 2022

bad
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BasilZeroJun 24, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is easily the worst adaptation of Disney's Pinocchio. The Blue fairy being bald made no sense (is this really a spoiler?) - the extra scenes not from the original were okay and well done however the ending was a disservice to the lore of the Disney original.… Expand

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nirvana11Sep 12, 2022

People who put 0's on it must never have seen the original film. The film is very accurate to the cartoon. All the scenes are there. Obviously there are some changes but nothing serious. The world today doesn't know how to enjoy thingsPeople who put 0's on it must never have seen the original film. The film is very accurate to the cartoon. All the scenes are there. Obviously there are some changes but nothing serious. The world today doesn't know how to enjoy things without criticism.… Expand

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AkhleshSep 19, 2022

They have to ruin everything, this, little mermaid and snow white. What's wrong with you. Than you call fans racist, but hey i'm brown and I don't want to see "brown" (like me) people in every movie, I would watch bollywood if I want to seeThey have to ruin everything, this, little mermaid and snow white. What's wrong with you. Than you call fans racist, but hey i'm brown and I don't want to see "brown" (like me) people in every movie, I would watch bollywood if I want to see people of my skin color. Stop race changing for god sake, I wanna watch movie not your political belief.… Expand

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FelipePedro07Sep 8, 2022

Fair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DawdlingPoetSep 11, 2022

This is a quite charming live action remake of the classic Disney film. I loved Tom Hanks as Gepetto - he's the perfect person to play that role, I feel. There's some pretty decent CGI featured in this film and it was nice to see the songs IThis is a quite charming live action remake of the classic Disney film. I loved Tom Hanks as Gepetto - he's the perfect person to play that role, I feel. There's some pretty decent CGI featured in this film and it was nice to see the songs I remember from when I saw the original (film) as a child. I'd forgotten some details of the story but I enjoyed watching it again and I hope it finds a new audience of young fans. I know some people criticise it but for what it is, I thought it was pretty decent and so I would recommend it, yes.… Expand

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MazaoloSep 9, 2022

If you liked the original as a child you'll like this one, a bit too scary for young kids but there's nothing in here that's as offensively bad as some of the reviews make out.

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MargiVSep 11, 2022

A visual delight, thank you, Disney!

I haven't read the original story, but I can tell that the visual effects, cast, voices were an A+ and more than 100% accurate. Very well done! Finally a good reboot! You have my full support in makingA visual delight, thank you, Disney!

I haven't read the original story, but I can tell that the visual effects, cast, voices were an A+ and more than 100% accurate. Very well done! Finally a good reboot! You have my full support in making more like this one! The story wasn't above the curve as many would have been expected, but it's a fantasy and a family movie! It made me a tearjerker, I admit, because it sent me there, in that period of time, where Mr. Walt created these beauties and amazed us with the drawings and magic. I never knew the lyrics from the Disney movies intro song. Thank you for that. It really touched me! A strong candidate to the visual and song department to the Oscar's, original song too, not to mention animated movie! Good luck taking on Lightyear! Can't wait for the next projects like this! Peace and Love!… Expand

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PanchogulSep 9, 2022

Le doy un 10 porque no considero que merezca el feroz review bombing que se le está haciendo, pero tampoco es un live action excelente, cosas como el hada azul que luce terrible y el exceso de canciones son las que le quitan puntos a esta película.

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liamexeSep 8, 2022

You know i can see why people dont like this but i just fell in love from the begging

1st off the VFX sure its amazing as a majority of the film is VFX but there are some bits that are obvious but it doesn't ruin the movie 2nd tom HanksYou know i can see why people dont like this but i just fell in love from the begging

1st off the VFX sure its amazing as a majority of the film is VFX but there are some bits that are obvious but it doesn't ruin the movie

2nd tom Hanks doesn't disappoint well done to all the actors for interacting with nothing

3rd Robert Zemeckis is honestly one of my favourite directors somehow this film was just beautiful and not what i thought it would look like

and lastly it gives me a nice look on how the remakes may look as this at the moment one of my favourite Disney remakes… Expand

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Coastal2009Sep 8, 2022

Haven’t even seen the movie yet but I heard it’s woke so I’m sure it’s amazing and an upgrade over the original Disney movie. A+++

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TesseractSep 13, 2022

One thing that’s true about this? Tom Hanks is hilariously unhinged. I couldn’t imagine spending money to go see this fever dream, but that’s what Disney+ and the fast forward button are for.

But who submits “reviews” and real scoresOne thing that’s true about this? Tom Hanks is hilariously unhinged. I couldn’t imagine spending money to go see this fever dream, but that’s what Disney+ and the fast forward button are for.

But who submits “reviews” and real scores indicative of a movie/show/cereal’s quality anymore? That’s not what people do! They come crawling to MetaCritic and social media to cry their triggered eyes out because a black woman came onto their screens for a few moments. There is nothing on this Earth more whiny and cringy than triggered white trash. I mean, holy crap, the amount of bawling and tantrums over a 90 second scene with a magical blue fairy, these cretins should be ashamed. But, alas, they have no souls. This movie sucks, but this society and life on this planet in 2022 sucks more.… Expand

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donanjaSep 22, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I’m just as irked by Disney’s tendency to churn out soulless live-action remakes as anyone else, but this wasn’t bad. Tom Hanks did great in his role as Geppetto and the voice acting by Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Jiminy Cricket) and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth (Pinocchio) was also absolutely on point. Very faithful performances to the original, and it was refreshing to see actors like Tom Hanks and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take on more light-hearted roles. I also want to give a special mention to Lewin Lloyd’s performance as Lampwick; I haven’t seen them act in anything else, but as far as child actors go, I think they have a bright future ahead of them. I was very impressed by how naturally they delivered all of their lines. Reminded me a bit of Will Poulter, actually.

As for the movie itself, well, it is a kids’ movie... and when I watch movies meant for children, I try to view it through the lens of one. And the question that always sits at the forefront of my thought process is “would I enjoy this movie if I was a kid?”, and with Pinocchio, I can confidently say that I would. The movie is, simply put, a fun watch. It looks visually interesting, the acting and writing is on point, and it doesn’t drag at any point. Some might even argue that it moves a bit too quickly, but if I were a kid, I don’t think I would see that as a negative.

I think my only criticism would go to the side plot with Sabina. I don’t actually remember if this was in the original movie, but I felt like it didn’t add that much. It could have, but they didn’t focus on it enough to make it necessary to the overall plot in my opinion.

For a solid kids’ movie, I’ll give this one a 7/10.… Expand

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Holly_27Sep 9, 2022

La película no es perfecta pero si te hace pasar un buen rato, lo único que me molesto fue la inclusión forzada de la latina y el hada. lo bueno es que su participación es muy poca.

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DariusTowersSep 9, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. ¿Qué tal la película? Bien, para pasar el rato.
¿Efectos? Algunos mejores que otros, pero va.
¿Es igual a la original? Casi, con algún que otro cambio en la historia y los personajes. Te muestra algunas cosas que la película original no tiene y eso no está mal. Uno de los pocos problemas, es la duración, se me hizo pesada. Más que nada por qué es un producto que se vio con anterioridad.
¿Tom Hanks? Bien, no es un papel en que se haya tenido que esforzar demasiado.
¿La vería otra vez? No, para eso miraría la original, es mejor y los dibujos son hermosos.
¿El hada? Ble, menos protagonismo que el hada de la película original.
¿Es necesario este live-Action? No, pero como muchos de los live-action anteriores, Disney espera conseguir una muy buena recaudación.… Expand

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Karis101Sep 10, 2022

Emotional Soulful Movie. with original Pinnochio’s similar innocence. Interesting take on the scene of Pleasure Island. Lovely CGI. Similar to the Original which is Nice. Does not deserve anything extremely negative said about it. Would haveEmotional Soulful Movie. with original Pinnochio’s similar innocence. Interesting take on the scene of Pleasure Island. Lovely CGI. Similar to the Original which is Nice. Does not deserve anything extremely negative said about it. Would have been nice to have seen more of the real boy Pinnochio turned into at the end and more magic and more of The Blue fairy. Other than that enjoyed the film alot.… Expand

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AmirhoseinHpSep 12, 2022

Well -made, informative and unique in all respects with the possibility of being little better...

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Naser-AltaeeOct 23, 2022

A colourful reintroduction of the curious puppet! After Gepetto's puppet Pinocchio comes to life, he encounters many obstacles in his journey to become a real boy. Music is well-timed and played at appropriate times, including remade classicsA colourful reintroduction of the curious puppet! After Gepetto's puppet Pinocchio comes to life, he encounters many obstacles in his journey to become a real boy. Music is well-timed and played at appropriate times, including remade classics that originate from the original "Pinocchio" film. Sound effects are very well-made and used well throughout the movie. Visual effects are stunning and help make scenes more lively. Plot moves along well. Characters are well-developed, including side characters who are essential to the movie's plot. Overall, "Pinocchio" is a cheerful, heartwarming remake of the original "Pinocchio" film, and is worth watching.… Expand

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dharmaSep 9, 2022

Better thank you think it is, but again like many of Disney's live remake, it's nothing that you haven't seen before. The casts however, lead by Hanks are pretty good and they put a lot of production values on what is essentially a film madeBetter thank you think it is, but again like many of Disney's live remake, it's nothing that you haven't seen before. The casts however, lead by Hanks are pretty good and they put a lot of production values on what is essentially a film made for streaming.… Expand