Mean Machine

Paramount Classics | Release Date: February 22, 2002

7.9	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 28 Ratings

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k.f.Mar 21, 2005

Best film ever.

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MartinH.Sep 3, 2006

Great movie! Action, Drama, and Comedy all in one package.

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AlexW.Oct 20, 2005

I know is This British remake of 1974's "The Longest Yard" is set in a rough-and-tumble British prison. BUT independent of it is an excellent performance, great humour, nice picture, music goes right to the action on film, every detail I know is This British remake of 1974's "The Longest Yard" is set in a rough-and-tumble British prison. BUT independent of it is an excellent performance, great humour, nice picture, music goes right to the action on film, every detail is there. I think even it is and adaptation it is a much better version. New times are sometimes better. I love the movie, I laugh and laugh.… Expand

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[Anonymous]Sep 22, 2005

Excellent movie the monk is a ledge.

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ERG1008Sep 1, 2010

English remake of the 1970's Burt Reynolds American football romp.
Former England captain, off the rails, gets arrested for drink driving, assault, etc then ends up in prison with several unsavoury characters.
He then gets together a team ofEnglish remake of the 1970's Burt Reynolds American football romp.
Former England captain, off the rails, gets arrested for drink driving, assault, etc then ends up in prison with several unsavoury characters.
He then gets together a team of inmates to play against the guards.
It's ok in parts, Jones plays himself, Statham is ok until he speaks & it's all a bit bland. David Kelly & Danny Dyer are good though & the music isn't too bad.… Expand

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KC_RV_2022Jan 30, 2022

A film that never forgets what it sets out to do, keep you entertained and to make you laugh and it delivers from start to finish. Great bloke jokes and one liners. The cast are great and most deliver sound performances except for Statham whoA film that never forgets what it sets out to do, keep you entertained and to make you laugh and it delivers from start to finish. Great bloke jokes and one liners. The cast are great and most deliver sound performances except for Statham who needs to work on accents. Stephen Walters puts in a sound performance as Nitro 'the slaverer' but why would you want to put that on screen? It's gross and puts you off watching. The final scenes are brilliant and the commentators are outstanding.… Expand

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