Jurassic World Dominion

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maskedrider29Oct 24, 2022

Easily the worst Jurassic Park movie. This movie had such potential and it was completely ruined by stupid storylines and too many storylines. The original cast returned and were completely wasted.

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Badgerryan27Sep 17, 2022

What a garbage film. Didn't think they could get lower? Well, here comes Jurassic World Dominion. This is another shameless, poorly made and long cash grab and they should be ashamed of themselves.

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TeddoesreviewsJan 9, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. There are literally dinosaurs all over the earth and the entire movie takes place in some remote facility in the middle of ******* Italy. What the heck was the point of releasing all the dinosaurs into the wild if the entire plot is gonna be in a closed off area anyway? The soundtrack is mediocre, the acting is **** and the characters are more one dimensional then ever. They should have ended the franchise at jw 1.… Expand

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HunterCRSep 29, 2022

I don't hate this movie but it probably has one of the worst plots of any big budget movie I've seen. It's a dinosaur movies that's barely about dinosaurs. Most of the newer characters do nothing, and decent performances from the old cast areI don't hate this movie but it probably has one of the worst plots of any big budget movie I've seen. It's a dinosaur movies that's barely about dinosaurs. Most of the newer characters do nothing, and decent performances from the old cast are wasted. The action picks up in the second half, compared to the first half which is insanely boring for a Jurrasic Park movie. But even then, I would say most of the action scenes are forgettable. This and Fallen Kingdom are easily the worst Jurrasic Park movies.… Expand

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EnerlaJun 20, 2022

I am not a fan of the franchise. While the first Jurassic Park was amazing for visuals, revolutionary for the technical aspects of making the film, and a cult film for brining dinosaurs to the silver screen, the rest of the franchise lookedI am not a fan of the franchise. While the first Jurassic Park was amazing for visuals, revolutionary for the technical aspects of making the film, and a cult film for brining dinosaurs to the silver screen, the rest of the franchise looked more and more as soulless crash grabs. Jurassic World Dominion has one redeeming factor: It doesn't want to be anything more than entertainment with plenty of action and some plotholes. No matter how stupid the film is they managed to deliver what they wanted to delivery, what they promised to deliver. They recognized how the original novel behind the Jurassic Park franchise doesn't make sense, how the author is a technophobe, and some of his novels speak about how he fails to understand even everyday technology, well known practices and his fear comes from lack of understanding. But you can't build several stories on lack of understanding without revealing those holes in the story. When te Jurassic World franchise decidedly wanted to look less realistic, and present us a dystopic scifi world, it gave them some freedom to justify some of the silly things. Now with the last entry into the series they can't explain how dinosaurs would spread so fast, how they would adapt to everything, how noone would have time to prepare... This looks horribly bad for most of the viewers. But once you understand this piece never wanted to be more than a mildly interesting action flick because that is the best they can do with source material, and if they decide to always accept plot holes, unrealistic elements for more fun, then all of these issues are natural. For people who want to treat the whole franchise seriously, and want to think about any part of this action flick, it is horrible. For me, it is just pointless. If you can't make good films about an IP, because the IP is bad, you shouldn't make any film about it. But of course this stupid movie is still profitable...… Expand

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Blue_moonJul 24, 2022

Look how they massacred my boy. Director and co-writer took jurassic park and tried to turn into a lazy marvel style movie. Cheesy and predictable plot with bad dialogue. No fear factor and non sense story line. The only reason this gets anyLook how they massacred my boy. Director and co-writer took jurassic park and tried to turn into a lazy marvel style movie. Cheesy and predictable plot with bad dialogue. No fear factor and non sense story line. The only reason this gets any benefit is the original Cady coming together to help save Pratt from his awful lines.… Expand

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lghulmAug 13, 2022

Expanding dinosaurs out beyond the park doesn't make the movie more exciting, it makes it more stupid. Time to put this franchise to rest. Can't see my family checking in on the next instalment.

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jzyk93Oct 10, 2022

This movie has WAY too many plot lines going on. It's a confusing, over action packed, pointless adventure with dinosaurs thrown in.

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italoipoAug 13, 2022

and another movie with potential, ruined by Woke Agenda, terrible writing and the most idiotic, untalented Dinosaurs ever..no wonder they're extinct...it's a sad time for movies and TV shows atm.

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tom55988Jun 29, 2022

Horrible story, bad pacing, predictable events, no originality. Acting was more of a hit and miss.

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poesbekkerJun 10, 2022

If you can describe this film in 3 words it would be long, boring and generic. Go if you are passionate about this franchise otherwise don't waste your time and money.

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ThinkLiveLifeJun 10, 2022

Only watch this movie if you can turn your brain off. The writing is terrible and the story is just messy and contrived. There are some cool moments and action scenes but it is just not a coherent film.

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SteprockJan 12, 2023

This is probably one of the DUMBEST movies I have ever seen. If you are the sort who is OK turning your brain completely off and just watching an endless chase scene with dinosaurs, you'll like this.

The characters are awful. The plot isThis is probably one of the DUMBEST movies I have ever seen. If you are the sort who is OK turning your brain completely off and just watching an endless chase scene with dinosaurs, you'll like this.

The characters are awful. The plot is impossible to follow. The cast keeps growing ever larger. The stakes are unclear. The chases never end. It sucks.

It gets a 2 from me because it is indeed a movie. And it does look nice at times. If you want to watch flashing lights and people running from CG monsters, here you go.… Expand

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mikeydee36Jul 15, 2022

I'd rather be dominated by a T-rex than have to watch this 'movie' again!!!

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Sayeem_ShamsJun 11, 2022

This movie is so bad that you'll still be disappointed even if you minimize your expectation to the lowest.

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SnarkkJul 13, 2022

Une catastrophe dès les premières secondes et jusqu'à la fin.

Petit florilège non exhaustif de tout ce qui est nul à chier : - Les FX - Le scénario - Les dialogues - Les morales - Les concepts "scientifiques" - La physique - La mise enUne catastrophe dès les premières secondes et jusqu'à la fin.

Petit florilège non exhaustif de tout ce qui est nul à chier :

- Les FX
- Le scénario
- Les dialogues
- Les morales
- Les concepts "scientifiques"
- La physique
- La mise en scène
- L'humour
- Le fan service

Même sous haute dose de psychotropes, je pense que ce navet resterait très difficile à regarder.… Expand

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Sjw-removerJun 10, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What Ian Malcolm said - that is one big pile of ꜱʜɪᴛ. Too much stuff and action packed into too short running time - resulting this film becoming a huge mess. Directing is really bad. It's good the old cast are returning, but it's a bad film if it depends on nostalgia and old actors. There are too many protagonists and unnecessary side characters. Dodgson was there - and nobody cares. He was easily the worst villain in jurassic park franchise. He had no any real motivation and goals. I don't even get it - how did he earn that much money? What did he want? Build a park or dinosaurs? Or become a monopoly of the food industry?… Expand

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gonzalopogJun 11, 2022

Muy aburrida y forzada. Dura dos horas y media y sientes que no pasa nada en ningún momento.

Actuaciones muy flojas, giros de guión aburridos... malísima.

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Onlyclassicvg1Jul 19, 2022

After discovering a once-in-a-lifetime player with a rocky past abroad, a down on his luck basketball scout (Adam Sandler) takes it upon himself to bring the phenom to the States without his team's approval. Against the odds, they have oneAfter discovering a once-in-a-lifetime player with a rocky past abroad, a down on his luck basketball scout (Adam Sandler) takes it upon himself to bring the phenom to the States without his team's approval. Against the odds, they have one final shot to prove they have what it takes to make it in the NBA… Expand

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Tengu_1Jul 16, 2022

After around 20 minutes of watching I couldn't go on. Its just so boring. Big Dinosaurs running around is great, but after 5 movies its a done trope. The movie is missing the "hook", something to hook you in, something to care about.

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zBernieJul 20, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What an absolute train reck of a film! This was a predictable woke fantasy movie. As soon as I saw the first scene with the white male featured as the head of the corporation, I knew he was the "bad guy". After that it was one female "tough guy" after another. With assertive and aggressive females galore, the movie plunder's on, barely able to keep my family and myself watching. It's like they made a movie so they could systemically reduce the numbers of white males and demonstrate how woke they are. We finished about 1 1/2 hours of the movie, and NONE of my family wants to finish watching it!… Expand

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UltanComboJun 17, 2022

I liked the first Jurassic World movie but this is terrible. It looks good, some scenes are filmed very well but the story is awful. After the second movie they ended it with an interesting set up for the third installment. Dinosaurs livingI liked the first Jurassic World movie but this is terrible. It looks good, some scenes are filmed very well but the story is awful. After the second movie they ended it with an interesting set up for the third installment. Dinosaurs living amongst us. Instead on exploring that concept they have a movie that's about dino-locusts and a kidnapping plot. Im not sure why they went in the direction they did but its the movie we got. The old characters coming back did hold this movie to a watchable state by drucktape and thread but they probably should have left their legacy in Jurassic Park. I find that Jeff Goldblum is doing a lot of flops these days. Maybe his pull isn't so great anymore.

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sugarniteJun 10, 2022

I was bamboozled. Neither the drive-in scene nor the prehistoric scene made it into the movie. Instead, there is plenty of marvel-esque cringe one liners being delivered by a slew of good and bad actors who are all phoning it in. There are soI was bamboozled. Neither the drive-in scene nor the prehistoric scene made it into the movie. Instead, there is plenty of marvel-esque cringe one liners being delivered by a slew of good and bad actors who are all phoning it in. There are so many useless characters and pointless locations, it is genuinely confusing to wrap your head around. By the end, I was begging for something as dumb as Jurassic Park 3, or even Fallen Kingdom. This franchise is in dire need of a reboot.… Expand

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Benperez22Jun 28, 2022

Mainstream studios strike again! Sadly this film is nothing but a disappointing recycling of something that was once great... Providing nothing new or exciting, giving tensionless action in a series that relies on spectacle and thrills, givesMainstream studios strike again! Sadly this film is nothing but a disappointing recycling of something that was once great... Providing nothing new or exciting, giving tensionless action in a series that relies on spectacle and thrills, gives none. With a premise that somewhat provides this franchise with a chance to redeem itself gets wasted, and instead, we receive an uninspired script and actors who seem to be miserable and rightfully so. Visuals are the only saving grace in this film which is hopefully the last of this money-sucking typhoon of a franchise. 2.7 out of 10… Expand

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DarkwingSchmuckJul 27, 2023

Sometimes you watch a movie that's so inept, so shockingly stupid, that you have to question how grown adults could have possibly written it. Jurassic World Dominion is one such movie.

A prime example of pure hackery, this latest dreckSometimes you watch a movie that's so inept, so shockingly stupid, that you have to question how grown adults could have possibly written it. Jurassic World Dominion is one such movie.

A prime example of pure hackery, this latest dreck brought to us by Colin Trevorrow isn't just the worst Jurassic Park movie, this is one of the worst studio franchise films ever made. A movie that is so aggressively dumb you can feel your brain cells slowly evaporating with each new asinine development that occurs throughout its excruciating 2-and-a-half hour runtime.… Expand

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DALLLYJun 12, 2022

I was hoping for classic Jurassic Park/World movie with a lot dinosaurs, but NO. They just done something what doesnt make any sense. Locuts?? Really? They are the main characters in that story the whole movie. Sometimes they want to bringI was hoping for classic Jurassic Park/World movie with a lot dinosaurs, but NO. They just done something what doesnt make any sense. Locuts?? Really? They are the main characters in that story the whole movie. Sometimes they want to bring old memories with nostalgic thing from the first movie, but it wasnt enought to save lame story line. Sometimes i thought i am watching totally different movie. Sometimes it was a James Band, then Top Gun and stuff like that. Only one thing what was really good on this movie were effects. I have seen it in 4DMAX. Overall not worth it.… Expand

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wynter_in_edenJun 10, 2022

I really didn't think the storytelling in this franchise could get any worse after Fallen Kingdom. But here we are, with two 70 min fanfics smashed together and plotted like a series of 165 million $USD Tiktoks.

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chichahorchataJun 12, 2022

just a bunch of nothing. what a waste of money. the only good thing was the older cast.

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ChPuntoJun 17, 2022

Pretty weak movie. I guess they wanted to end the franchise by closing fast all the open doors that were left behind. It is really not a JP movie, or at least what it should be, in my opinion. Although it's kinda entertaining, the villain isPretty weak movie. I guess they wanted to end the franchise by closing fast all the open doors that were left behind. It is really not a JP movie, or at least what it should be, in my opinion. Although it's kinda entertaining, the villain is everything but charismatic, there's too much action scenes and the argument is very weak. Protagonists are so lucky everytime and there are too much conveniences. The final battle is short and not exciting anymore. Hope this is the last movie and the franchise is buried forever. Or, at least, until someone makes a new good movie.… Expand

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RockDJJJul 10, 2022

Naff “story line”, if any !
Just rambles on and on, with every film cliche’ thrown in the mix. Definitely a film too far in the franchise.

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Signal1Aug 15, 2022

If you begin with a lame script, you end up with a lame movie. No amount of CGI is going to save you. Hollywood needs to learn that lesson.

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vegasromanticsAug 21, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The ending to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdomed us to believe that the next movie would explore the concept of dinosaurs co-existing with humans. But instead we got doomsday-bringing locusts…… Expand

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MattyiceJun 10, 2022

The writers and producers should be absolutely ashamed of themselves for the absolute garbage they call a plot and all the blatant false advertising for this movie, respectively. While bringing back the original cast was nice to see and theThe writers and producers should be absolutely ashamed of themselves for the absolute garbage they call a plot and all the blatant false advertising for this movie, respectively. While bringing back the original cast was nice to see and the visual effects (namely the many practical ones) are some of the best of the series, everything else in Jurassic World: Dominion is an absolute slog. The story is a snoozefest that's just so overstuffed yet boring at the same time. The whole Dinosaurs living with humans concept is NEVER truly explored either, which would've made for a unique tale. Furthermore, the acting is a total mixed bag, but the bad writing is doing the actors no favors. You know when the chief complaint of your previous movie (Fallen Kingdom) was the terrible script, you're supposed to find new scriptwriters right? Well, either the producers nor Universal seemed to understand this, as Dominion sends the Jurassic series off with a big old pile of Dino dung.… Expand

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AlmightyXiiJun 19, 2022

This movie was absurdly bad. Just completely unrealistic and over the top to the point where it was unnecessary.

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GinaKJun 15, 2022

This is called milking a franchise dry. The actors kept things moving (God love them!), but there were no new ideas, and frankly I wasn’t as keen as I thought I would be to see all my old dinosaur friends again. Even they seemed bored, andThis is called milking a franchise dry. The actors kept things moving (God love them!), but there were no new ideas, and frankly I wasn’t as keen as I thought I would be to see all my old dinosaur friends again. Even they seemed bored, and rather moth-eaten.… Expand

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wadisplaceJun 22, 2022

This movie was very badly made.
If you're going to make a movie, At least have a story plot that is easy to follow.

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wobblesJun 18, 2022

This was a painfully bad movie more about locusts than dinosaurs. Crammed full of nostalgic characters to attempt to keep you from noticing there's no laid out plot.

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alberto45Jun 11, 2022

The worst one by far I'd rather have watched JP3 again. Flat boring end to a fantastic genre...

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GenTurgidsonJul 16, 2022

Astoundingly awful. Go in with the mentality that you are about to watch a B movie and you might not cringe throughout the entire film. Failure in almost every category. Plot, acting, dialogue, editing (editing!!!), cinematography, directing;Astoundingly awful. Go in with the mentality that you are about to watch a B movie and you might not cringe throughout the entire film. Failure in almost every category. Plot, acting, dialogue, editing (editing!!!), cinematography, directing; all abjectly bad. Incessant schmaltzy or frantic background music playing throughout the whole movie! 1/10 for the one good scene when Claire is under water. Remarkably horrible movie.… Expand

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bth31383Jul 6, 2022

To quote the Godfather (while crying) : "look what they've done to my boy!"

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dr0nzerJun 11, 2022

Obvious this was a cash grab following the opening title sequence. The only thing you need to know is that this movie is an abomination to the series. Lets not make anymore Jurassic Park movies for a while, yes??

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GarySlewOct 23, 2022

It’s an insult to even compare this steaming pile of dinosaur turd to the original movie. Every scene somehow got progressively more ridiculous than the next. The CGI looked sub par and the emotionless acting combined with the crap story madeIt’s an insult to even compare this steaming pile of dinosaur turd to the original movie. Every scene somehow got progressively more ridiculous than the next. The CGI looked sub par and the emotionless acting combined with the crap story made for a 1/10… Expand

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QhasiJul 8, 2022

Easily the most shockingly disappointing film of the year. From the very first Jurassic Park film, as a fan I have always wondered what would happen if the dinosaurs were cut loose into the human world. The ending of the previous instalmentEasily the most shockingly disappointing film of the year. From the very first Jurassic Park film, as a fan I have always wondered what would happen if the dinosaurs were cut loose into the human world. The ending of the previous instalment promised us the answer.

Instead they presented a story where the dinosaurs were a mere footnote. Still shocked.… Expand

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AnnGamerJun 10, 2022

Story was hodge podge of junk. Nothing makes any remote sense and dinos seem to pop out like magic. Who wrote and directed this absolute crap, oh the same guy that help destroy Star Wars. Giving it a 1 for nostalgia bringing back the originalStory was hodge podge of junk. Nothing makes any remote sense and dinos seem to pop out like magic. Who wrote and directed this absolute crap, oh the same guy that help destroy Star Wars. Giving it a 1 for nostalgia bringing back the original characters, but yikes is this the guy to call when you want to destroy a franchise or something?… Expand

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turdlemckayJun 10, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Normally I love a good dinosaur movie but this sucks. If you want good cgi dinosaur fun try david attenborough for the best looks. This was just some screams and nostalgia.… Expand

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kazakimaJul 15, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie, it's plot, it's visual and most importanly it's dinosaur is unremarkable.… Expand

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ninjawaiterSep 25, 2022

Like others, I really didn't think things could get worse after Fallen Kingdom. It felt like the bottom had already fallen out and we were in free-fall toward the planet core. But here we are, with Dominion, somehow lower than the center ofLike others, I really didn't think things could get worse after Fallen Kingdom. It felt like the bottom had already fallen out and we were in free-fall toward the planet core. But here we are, with Dominion, somehow lower than the center of the Earth. Well done, JP. You've really taken the franchise places.… Expand

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falconrexJun 12, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. An anticlimactic end of a legendary era.

This movie sucks.... uninteresting plot, too many over the top action scenes were not necessary for a dinosaur movie, enough with the stale overplayed tropes with stubborn **** teenage girls who won't listen and ruin everything, bad pacing and bad choice of plot... lotuses???? Really??? Get real....bad cheesey dialogue, CGI was a step down from Jurassic World, dino boss was super lame, not enough Dinosaur.....in a DINOSAUR MOVIE!!! There's a lot more to say but just save your money and go watch Doctor strange or something else.

What a pathetic end to a legendary franchise that deserved a proper send off. I hope it get rebooted 10 years down the line with better direction, better vision and more love.… Expand

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L0rdifyJun 19, 2022

Not even a saturday night popcorn movie! The only highlight was Jeff's saying about the dog he had once.

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The_D4RknesSOct 10, 2022

this movie doesn't look like Jurassic WORLD let alone that it was made by universal, I'm 100% disappointed with this crap that didn't exceed my expectations when I saw the end of JW 2018. What's going on with the movie world? Incrediblethis movie doesn't look like Jurassic WORLD let alone that it was made by universal, I'm 100% disappointed with this crap that didn't exceed my expectations when I saw the end of JW 2018. What's going on with the movie world? Incredible franchises and only crap is coming out… Expand

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BrownNote71Jun 10, 2022

I don't understand how so many bad stories are coming out of Hollywood. The two stories (!) in this movie aren't good on their own, let alone smashed together into this travesty of money. The villains are a smarmy shallow tech mogul andI don't understand how so many bad stories are coming out of Hollywood. The two stories (!) in this movie aren't good on their own, let alone smashed together into this travesty of money. The villains are a smarmy shallow tech mogul and locusts, not dinosaurs or people with complex motivations. So much talent wasted, Hollywood PLEASE stop hiring Colin Trevorrow. Stop giving these hacks franchises. Oh, and the editing is like they farmed it out to an "Intro to Video Editing" class at the San Bernadino Senior Center.… Expand

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Speedy_CervicheJun 10, 2022

Holy heck, This is the most ridiculous crap ever. Basically if you have Jedi powers you can control any Dinosaur you want. This movies writing is as bad as Kenobi tv show. Where do they get these writers from? The Jurassic park supporter inHoly heck, This is the most ridiculous crap ever. Basically if you have Jedi powers you can control any Dinosaur you want. This movies writing is as bad as Kenobi tv show. Where do they get these writers from? The Jurassic park supporter in me is now officially dead :( RIP richard attenborough… Expand

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M1122Jun 12, 2022

I am truly mystified. I don’t care to undertake the labour of remembering Jurassic World: Dominion in the detail that would necessitate writing a proper review, so I’ll just say this: I am haunted by how bad this movie is. It’s so inept myI am truly mystified. I don’t care to undertake the labour of remembering Jurassic World: Dominion in the detail that would necessitate writing a proper review, so I’ll just say this: I am haunted by how bad this movie is. It’s so inept my jaw was on the floor at times. It’s somehow worse than the sum of its parts - and all of its parts are terrible. Seriously, anyone with a rudimentary film knowledge could point to any facet of this movie’s production and say what doesn’t work about it. I really hate giving a 1/10 - it just looks like I’m review bombing. But I’m not. Truly, my hand is forced by the fact I cannot think of one single thing in this film that worked. This film is miraculously bad. For years, the worst of the huge budget franchise sequels have been so over-marketed, so deliberately “safe”, and so focused-grouped to death that they often have no soul (i.e. a Transformer or Caribbean Pirate). This movie made me realize how good we’ve had it with all that. It had me longing for a Rise of Skywalker or a Justice League. Because this is bad in a way you don’t see very often these days. It’s actually risky to be this bad. It might seriously kill the franchise to be this bad. But what’s keeping me awake at night is: studios know this. Universal knows this. So how did Dominion even get released in this state? How did the producers sign off on anything that was happening here? How does this happen?

Case in point: the one thing you would not expect from a movie with this budget is that it would look cheap. Right from one of the first VFX shots, with hadrosaurs (I think) running in the snow, something is noticeably off - it looks ropey. And it doesn’t get better. This is a $200 million+ 2020s movie that has the best visual effects of 2005. Worse still, even the practical effects - the dino animatronics - look plastic, nowhere near the level of the triceratops in the original movie. That was made 30 years ago. And that’s just the part that money CAN pretty much solve. Baffling.

I’m only going to say one more thing. And it’s for Colin Trevorrow and the other writer, on the very remote off-chance they’re torturing themselves by reading these reviews. And I can’t believe I have to say this, but for reasons unnatural - perhaps supernatural - the studio didn’t, so I will: guys. Jurassic Park is about DINOSAURS. DINOSAURS, guys. NOT insects. Giant flying insects is a different franchise. This one is dinosaurs. Thank you.… Expand

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Gregory1967GTOJun 18, 2022

I created an account just to rate this movie. It's total garbage in every way. It's too long, the acting stinks, WAY too predictable, not enough dinosaurs, unoriginal, story is lame, etc. There is absolutely nothing good about this movie,I created an account just to rate this movie. It's total garbage in every way. It's too long, the acting stinks, WAY too predictable, not enough dinosaurs, unoriginal, story is lame, etc. There is absolutely nothing good about this movie, save your money and time. I wouldn't watch it for free!… Expand

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WealthyMold1010Jun 25, 2022

This was th biggest Flop in 2022. This movie had so much hype. But then, plot armor is the strongest armor.

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Daniel69Jun 29, 2022

The only good thing in this movie was the final fight with the 2 dinosaurs that's it everything else is just a boaring mess glad this trilogy is over

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DeverrenceJul 8, 2022

If you came too watch dinosaurs, be prepared to sit through a slog of human drama. Effects aren't bad most of the time. Writing for this movie is non-existent.

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JJ_UrijJul 20, 2022

One point is more than zero.
Film for children 4 years old.
A fabulous cartoon with dinosaurs, this is probably all you need to know for 4 year old children. It was not created for a different audience.

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JoA1973Sep 9, 2022

The effects were pretty good but the acting, writing and direction were bush league. The story is an insult to a great idea that Crichton had decades ago, and to bring back the original cast just to embarrass them like this is unforgiveable.

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PinkJoSep 24, 2022

This movie was bad. I rented it with low expectations and still it was worse than I thought it could be. The worst part, it was sooo boring. Just watch Jurassic Park 1 if you want a cool movie with dinosaurs.

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CarlElmoreNov 25, 2022

As much as I like seeing the original characters one more time, they didn't save this movie. This doesn't feel like a final film in a series about dinosaurs in fact they don't really focus on the dinosaurs at all. This film demonstrates aAs much as I like seeing the original characters one more time, they didn't save this movie. This doesn't feel like a final film in a series about dinosaurs in fact they don't really focus on the dinosaurs at all. This film demonstrates a major misunderstanding of the Jurassic series.… Expand

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GnafarJun 13, 2022

More goofy over the top garbage made to appeal to children and low-IQ people.

The entire Jurassic World trilogy is trash. These movies are a disgrace. Even Jurassic Park 3 is better than the "World" movies. The original Jurassic Park wasMore goofy over the top garbage made to appeal to children and low-IQ people.

The entire Jurassic World trilogy is trash. These movies are a disgrace. Even Jurassic Park 3 is better than the "World" movies. The original Jurassic Park was such a special movie, sad to see what this franchise become thanks to incompetent writers and directors.… Expand

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imthenoobSep 7, 2022

Just when you think things couldn't get worst, Dominion comes out and takes the crown as the worst Jurassic Park film. It's an overly long, convoluted story that is honestly just brutal to sit through. I was checking my watch by the time IJust when you think things couldn't get worst, Dominion comes out and takes the crown as the worst Jurassic Park film. It's an overly long, convoluted story that is honestly just brutal to sit through. I was checking my watch by the time I was 10 minutes into the film and ended up breaking this up into multiple viewings. Who came up with this nightmare and honestly thought it was a good idea?… Expand

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Odin-Aug 29, 2022

Put simply, Jurassic World Dominion is the worst film in the ENTIRE series. It is awful.

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ThOneCleanHippyJul 20, 2022

The whole movie didn't make any sense. The plot was asinine from the start. Characters motivations were off the charts stupid (like how many people kept forgetting they had guns and would just run away from the raptors instead). I am so sickThe whole movie didn't make any sense. The plot was asinine from the start. Characters motivations were off the charts stupid (like how many people kept forgetting they had guns and would just run away from the raptors instead). I am so sick of Chris Platt holding his hand up. Even the visual effects, usually a strong point of this franchise, didn't look good at all. The dinosaurs movements looked clunky and weird. The leads were clearly just doing this for a paycheck. It's not even fun as a dumb dino movie. This movie really could have used like 100 more dinosaurs to make it interesting. Overall don't waste your time.… Expand

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moviestalkerJun 30, 2022

Is it done? Did they finally milk the franchise to death and we can move on now?

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KakalotoJul 14, 2022

This movie is *terrible*. It's the writing: hands-down the worst writing of any movie I've seen recently except Morbius. The dialogue is bland, the humour falls flat, the character interactions are soulless, the structure is non-existent andThis movie is *terrible*. It's the writing: hands-down the worst writing of any movie I've seen recently except Morbius. The dialogue is bland, the humour falls flat, the character interactions are soulless, the structure is non-existent and the CGI looks cheap. It also follows the trend of homogenizing all animals into our friendly pals: with every movie that comes out nowadays wild creatures are portrayed more and more like dogs or domesticated animals. They do this because it will satisfy the largest demographic even if it totally blows. They do this because Hollywood is garbage.

Also the plot, without going into too much detail: it sucks. I know pretty much everyone who's ever seen the other movies is going to have to see JW Dominion so if you're among them just set the bar very low in your mind. There were more than a handful of lines that made me full cringe. Hell, Emily Carmichael even wrote herself into the movie fan-girling over Ian Malcolm. Wouldn't even care if the movie weren't so horribly written, but to lay such a huge cinematic fart and dive right into it... Seriously though, this, Morbius, Dr.Strange 2, Sam Raimi? The chick who wrote the awful Pacific Rim sequel, the guy who wrote Gods of Egypt and the dude who full on ruined the original Spiderman trilogy after giving it okay-but-very-corny beginnings: This is who Hollywood hires. Morons. Actual talentless people profiting insane amounts off of nepotism.

And the acting, on top of everything else it was just all around kinda bad. Jeff Goldblum was the only character that felt right because he's Jeff Goldblum. Otherwise even the old pros like Sam Niell were delivering some lines in a weird way, like they only did one take. Watching Jurassic World Dominion felt like sitting through a toothless Jurassic Park children's series.… Expand

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O-b1Jul 6, 2022

Huge fan of the JP franchise here, so i can't even describe how underwhelming this movie is. I was so bored that it felt like it was draining me and i wanted to leave.I stayed just for the 3D ATMOS screening experience.. By far the worstHuge fan of the JP franchise here, so i can't even describe how underwhelming this movie is. I was so bored that it felt like it was draining me and i wanted to leave.I stayed just for the 3D ATMOS screening experience.. By far the worst movie in the whole franchise. In a film where dinosaurs are supossed to be the "stars" of the case, roaming free (total fake marketing) here some genetically altered giant locusts, (!!! yeap you red that right!!!) steal the whole show... What an epic conclusion ...!!! Please don't waste your money on this terrible garbage!… Expand

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SkipSheffieldJul 9, 2022

The worst film in the franchise. I had low expectations and was still disappointed. Rotten plot, bad writing, poor acting, but worst of all it was BORING. I legit fell asleep watching it. The dinosaurs are on screen for a total of maybe 15The worst film in the franchise. I had low expectations and was still disappointed. Rotten plot, bad writing, poor acting, but worst of all it was BORING. I legit fell asleep watching it. The dinosaurs are on screen for a total of maybe 15 mins of a 2 and a half hour movie. Just unacceptable. Most of the movie is focused on the clone girl for some reason like we care. We don't. I wish the raptor would've ate her in the last one.

Btw, this might be the least violent movie in the series. Almost no blood, and nobody gets eaten on screen. Also, no explanation given for how the dinosaurs can survive in any climate. I mean I get it's science fiction but dinosaurs in the snow? Ridiculous

Overall just a terrible waste of time. The franchise is dead now. I'm sure Michael Crichton is rolling over in his grave.… Expand

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PhuzAug 5, 2022

Mr Goggles had his beer goggles on when he watched this.

So bad I nearly fell asleep in the middle of an action scene. If any of the characters died, I wouldn't have cared less, as I wasn't attached to them. The characters, like the filmMr Goggles had his beer goggles on when he watched this.

So bad I nearly fell asleep in the middle of an action scene. If any of the characters died, I wouldn't have cared less, as I wasn't attached to them. The characters, like the film overall had no personality, or charm.

There was literally nothing to like at all. I was quite young when I watched the first one at the cinema and it was servicable, nothing special but alright. Worth a watch. This though, two hours that I will never be getting back.… Expand

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MAD_KingJul 22, 2022

OMG I can't believe that there is another Jurassic movie worse than the previous one. Even Pratt and Goldblum could not make it better.

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AhlgrenJul 6, 2022

WTF...
Up to this movie its been good entertainment, 5-7.
Butt this movie is so bad that i rather be doing dishes. They put in all off the top player true out the years and this is what we got??? This was painful to watch, i give this a -2WTF...
Up to this movie its been good entertainment, 5-7.
Butt this movie is so bad that i rather be doing dishes.
They put in all off the top player true out the years and this is what we got???
This was painful to watch, i give this a -2 but you cant do that so i guess its a zero...
You had all those stars and this is the best you can do?… Expand

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Y0daM0useJun 12, 2022

This is the first movie I have ever got up and left half way through watching

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RottenCriticJul 6, 2022

A generic, lifeless adventure movie that happens to have dinosaurs. Zero charm, rather rewatch the original trilogy

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PHDIKOULASJul 9, 2022

Im dissapoint. Three movies that dude is raising his hand waiting for a taxi and nobody comes. Very sad. Also catching dinosaurs on a horse ala rodeo? what next? spearfishing a mosasaur? We want a survival horror, not an action type movie. Kapish?

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kman1014Jun 11, 2022

Pretty terrible Ngl. The characters are boring and it’s the same repetitive plot over and over beaten to death.

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sirdiddymusJul 6, 2022

What a massive disappointment after the great set up & premise left by fallen Kingdom. This premise is pretty much explained away by some random narrator in the first 5 mins. The film instead decides to focus on the cloned genetics of oneWhat a massive disappointment after the great set up & premise left by fallen Kingdom. This premise is pretty much explained away by some random narrator in the first 5 mins. The film instead decides to focus on the cloned genetics of one little girl? Isn't this franchise about dinosaurs? I got so excited after fallen kingdom to finally see the dinosaurs fully incorporated into the human world & see how they learn to coexist if they do at all. But no....little girl clone & locusts? That's what we get? Then this is backed up with hideously atrocious acting. Every new character who wasn't in any of the previous movies puts in horrible acting displays one after another. One particular stand out display is a asian lady dinosaur smuggler. It seems like they just went with the first take on alot of these scenes. Like yeah that will do. The premise & scenes are at times so utterly ridiculous & comical. At one point people gather around & cheer a fight while 2 man eating dinosaurs have just been released behind them & have already started attacking & feeding on humans...but aload of guys are like yeah but there is a knife fight here....let's take bets!

So utterly disappointing....i love this franchise but this is a travesty with none of the magic of the originals & tbh little respect for the heart & magic of the previous installments. The original cast are brought back, only to be made background filler...maybe some attempt to get more bums in seats. Far too big a cast like so many movies these days so you dont have any time to get attached or care for anybody properly. Not that any scenes would back that up. I never felt the stakes were high at any point or cared enough. Its just one action set piece after another utterly devoid of soul or heart. It really is just content filler like so much else these days. We live in the age of cinema that produces & celebrates mediocrity.… Expand

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ammaayaJun 16, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Just no. Literally go watch anything else or save your money. There's already too many reasons to avoid theaters to be putting out something like this.… Expand

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Billy368Jun 28, 2022

I lowered my expectations…….then I lowered them some more. The bar for this movie was very low……..and yet it was still bad. It relies 100% on nostalgia. Called me old fashioned, but I like movies with a story.

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Ponds98Nov 10, 2022

"That's one big pile of ****

This movie is SCAM, all the trailers and the summary are about "the coesistence between humans and dinosaurs"........WTF IS THAT??? All the movie is about damn inscets!!!! Then in the ending the director remember"That's one big pile of ****

This movie is SCAM, all the trailers and the summary are about "the coesistence between humans and dinosaurs"........WTF IS THAT??? All the movie is about damn inscets!!!!
Then in the ending the director remember that he did a **** mess and end with "ah yeah human and dinosaurs must cooperate to live together"...**** idiot that was the premise of the movie and you do that BEFORE, not a the ending!!!!!
A movie that can't be defined by the words good or bad, but with the word WRONG… Expand

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dahurtbiznessJun 27, 2022

this is what happens when u milk a 90's franchise and have zero understanding on why it was successful and hack writers with an incoherent script: awful new characters, terrible casting awful cgi and even trying to nostalgia bait with thethis is what happens when u milk a 90's franchise and have zero understanding on why it was successful and hack writers with an incoherent script: awful new characters, terrible casting awful cgi and even trying to nostalgia bait with the cast from original Jurassic Park trilogy and still fail as a story and fails being a movie bcuz its overstuff with too much going on and too many characters that's underdeveloped while trying to introduce new ones to virtue signal like the first trans character, just garbage. it's time to lay this trash to rest… Expand

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GameReviewer293Jun 14, 2022

Dude this was the worst Jurassic park movie ever. I can’t believe my friend Rerolsén hyped me up for this. Come on Hollywood. Just due already

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IlyafJun 13, 2022

Still continues the path of a new series JP films - brainless characters and dinosaurs.

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Raefon73Jun 19, 2022

What an absolute waste of time. The movie goes nowhere, does nothing and is a show case of CGI (poorly done) and an endless cast get together money grab that does nothing to progress, add or extend the life of what was once a legacy worthWhat an absolute waste of time. The movie goes nowhere, does nothing and is a show case of CGI (poorly done) and an endless cast get together money grab that does nothing to progress, add or extend the life of what was once a legacy worth watching. So many missed opportunities and ability to make the story worth while, yet I'm left thinking i cant believe someone got paid to write this rubbish.… Expand

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FoxHound24Jun 10, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A fox dies in this movie. Unacceptable. They even show the carcass, that´s like totally worse.… Expand

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Truelinkx2022Jun 12, 2022

Graphics I give a 3
Acting is horrible No Story line Very boring Don't waste your money

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SeiferwrJun 13, 2022

A movie made for low IQ no brain people. Plain simple repetitive, disappointing

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WoodkassisJun 17, 2022

Je n'ai jamais rien vu de tel, horrible.
Rien ne va, ni au niveau de la mise en scène, de la photographie, du montage,... et le scénario... what the **** les dinos sont juste des antagonistes lambdas, aucune superbe, pas de peur ou deJe n'ai jamais rien vu de tel, horrible.
Rien ne va, ni au niveau de la mise en scène, de la photographie, du montage,... et le scénario... what the **** les dinos sont juste des antagonistes lambdas, aucune superbe, pas de peur ou de fascination.
La scène à Malt, Jurassic Bourne avec des vélociraptors motos et les dinos guidés avec un gadget de james bond de seconde zone...
Je souhaite à Colin Trevorrow de se mettre au jardinage et d'arrêter la réalisation de film.… Expand

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Viktor224Jun 20, 2022

пфф,мне не понятен ваш глупый ход с поддержкой повестки, какой смысл запрещать нам что либо ? мы всё равно посмотрели этот фильм в России, а вы потеряли деньгипфф,мне не понятен ваш глупый ход с поддержкой повестки, какой смысл запрещать нам что либо ? мы всё равно посмотрели этот фильм в России, а вы потеряли деньги

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RD1996Jun 27, 2022

Why do they keep making boring movies. This did not need to be made. .

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StevenSpielbergJul 6, 2022

What did they do to my franchise. It's so bad, I mean it's worse than Jojo Bizzare adventure and I think that the new minion is better.

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AmeliaPJul 27, 2022

Désolé j'ai tenu que 30 minutes c'était encore plus mauvais que le film précédent, la prochaine fois au lieu de faire un film aussi mauvais donnez moi l'argent du film je saurais quoi en faire :)

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90sbabyNov 28, 2022

Another ruined childhood film series. Maybe the film would be better titled jarrasic bond. So disappointing you have to feel for the youth of today.

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