Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

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Firepenguin38Jul 1, 2023

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First 15 minutes was good. Thought it was great and was getting into it. If the movie was on this. It action style Indy. It had something special. HOWEVER THE NEXT 2 HOURS was boring and turned Harrison Ford into a broken man and Helena was the star of this movie. I did not go to the theater to watch Indy "Tag along" and the dialogue was horrible. An insufferable know it all. Certain plot points make no sense. This did have potential of they steered it the right right. Unfortunately they did not I found myself waking up at one point after the opening 15 minutes and on my phone for the rest. I eventually left the theatre with I'm guessing half an hour left. Paint drying was better than this pile of garbage. No way this was 300 Milly. Giving I dy a generic short round instead of an at least cameo of the real guy not this bargain bin **** It's not teddis fault. He's a great young actor. He just does not resonate with the audience. I can keep going with my own not picks. But I'm do t with anything Kathleen Palpatine Kennedy puts her hands on. I desperately wanted this to be a great send off it I can't say that it is. Anyone who enjoys this must not know what Indy was in to es past or even more recent as Crystal skull which st it's cores was at least original. This was nothing originally thought you just copy/paste **** avd I'll not watch another Disney movie or show. Asking as identity politics are involved… Expand

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CraigWolftJul 2, 2023

This is pure excrement, 1 of worst movies ever. Helena, the Feminazi, is the "hero." Indy is a worthless husk. I HATE(!) this film. To those unspared (this far): DON'T watch!!!

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brandoteekAug 2, 2023

this movie is more W ok e propaganda and fe min ist. Boring. Dont waste your time.

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DarkPhoenix_No1Aug 16, 2023

So… This was a movie I never asked for, nor loved. Terrible… I advise you not to waste money.

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ArkonBladeJun 30, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. They should change the title of this movie to Fleabag and the Dial of Destiny. As she is the star of this movie and Indy is just the sidekick. The movie starts out actually good for about 20 minutes. You have a de-aged Harrison Ford that looks pretty good. This is about the only time watching this trash it felt like an Indiana Jones film. after that we get old cranky get off my lawn Indiana Jones who i don't want to see. Everything in Indiana Jones is life is bad and in the crapper. he's just a miserable old man. we are quickly introduced to the real Star of this dumpster fire Helena. This movie is all about her at the end and she saves the day while Indy is pretty much laying down the entire 3rd act wanting to die. The plot is stupid, this movie was only made to replace Indiana Jones with a Woman. Thats its only purpose.
I hate this movie to its core and Lucus film has yet again, destroyed another beloved franchise.
Who the hell wants to go to see an Indiana Jones movie that's all about making him look miserable and being replaced. well at least their arent any franchises left for Lucas films to kill.… Expand

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MadDadJul 10, 2023

Very sad but Hollywood and the cstreaming medias continue their campaigns and agendas.
They killed Han Solo, Indiana Jones and Luke Skywalker. Very fast. They shaved the dwarfs, created SHE Hulks and recolored the pharaos.
When willVery sad but Hollywood and the cstreaming medias continue their campaigns and agendas.
They killed Han Solo, Indiana Jones and Luke Skywalker. Very fast. They shaved the dwarfs, created SHE Hulks and recolored the pharaos.
When will Hollywood, in all their Wisdom and Grandeur, the moral lighthouses of our time, stop trying to teach us what to think, what to say and what words to use. In history this was tried 2 times: under Stalin and under the fachists. Both time they miserably failed.
Start listening to the ones who pay for all, your customers or watch your stockprices and your bonus payments going down.....… Expand

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EilanzerJun 30, 2023

WTF did i just see?! THIS is ONE OF if not THE WORST movie of the year! The only thing that i got at the end of it was sadness for an old man that wasn´t indy!
I legit got drunk today to forget this movie, im not even kidding!

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Qgal5kapJul 3, 2023

Absolute tripe. My disappointment is complete. I am tired of politics ruining movies!

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EvilivanJun 30, 2023

This was complete garbage. Very bad writing, poor acting and character assassination. I hope the paycheck was worth destroying your legacy Mr Ford.

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Dead_AngelJul 11, 2023

They simply canceled all the achievements of the hero of our time. That's horrible. I wish this movie didn't come out.

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enut_butterJun 30, 2023

Everything fans were afraid of. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is annoying and intensely unlikable. The story is that familiar Disney-tier dumb. Harrison has no presence and is constantly upstaged by PWB. An absolute chore to get through and so bad itEverything fans were afraid of. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is annoying and intensely unlikable. The story is that familiar Disney-tier dumb. Harrison has no presence and is constantly upstaged by PWB. An absolute chore to get through and so bad it retroactively taints all the movies that came before it. Indiana Jones is now as dead of an IP as Star Wars.… Expand

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DaveAusJun 30, 2023

Yeah its as bad as the early audiences said it was. Another pass the torch film, that once again has horrible casting so nobody is likeable. The writers let the franchise end on a horrible note.

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easterfieldsJul 3, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Let's imagine some male sexist producer comes up with an Aliens sequel where an old, irritable, decrepit, Sigourney Weaver is being belittled and overshadowed by an younger, obnoxious, egocentric, self-absorbed male character the whole film. In the end, he knocks out Sigourney with one punch and does God knows what after because she wakes up in a different outfit in her bed at home. There would be public outrage. How is this utter dog Let's imagine some male sexist producer comes up with an Aliens sequel where an old, decrepit Sigourney Weaver is being belittled and overshadowed by an obnoxious egocentric self-absorbed male character the whole film. In the end, he knocks out Sigourney with one punch and does God knows what after because she wakes up in a different outfit in her bed at home. There would be public outrage. How is this utter garbage acceptable??? This really needs to stop. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Terminator, etc. Enough is enough! Stop destroying our male icons of pop culture!!… Expand

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TrunkisJun 30, 2023

The NPCS giving this thing a 10 are the definition of the meme "Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products"
The movie is awful, if your definition of fun is seen you childhood heroes emasculated, youThe NPCS giving this thing a 10 are the definition of the meme "Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products"
The movie is awful, if your definition of fun is seen you childhood heroes emasculated, you should see a shrink the see what is wrong with you.… Expand

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CutlosoJul 2, 2023

The final nail in the coffin
At 14:40 today I entered a semi-deserted theatre to watch the final (?) installment of the Indiana Jones saga. What followed was a tediously long series of action set-pieces, in which the titular character isThe final nail in the coffin
At 14:40 today I entered a semi-deserted theatre to watch the final (?) installment of the Indiana Jones saga. What followed was a tediously long series of action set-pieces, in which the titular character is dragged either by Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character and her annoying sidekick, or by the bad guys. The opening scene with de-aged Indy was particularly unsettling.
I felt no chemistry between Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Harrison Ford. And apart from the interaction between Harrison Ford and Karen Allen, the other scenes are too loud, uncanny, and ultimately dreary.
Sadly the soundtrack, scored by John Williams himself, feels very forgettable, frequently reusing themes from the other movies, which take you out of a scene.
Joyless, shallow, and dismal are the adjectives that best describe how I felt as I left the cinema after two hours and 30 minutes. I hate the Crystal Skull film, but at least I like the scene in the '50s café. I have no good memories of the Dial of Destiny, and I don't want to watch this ever again.… Expand

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KamenRiderDarkJul 2, 2023

This is the worst script ever made for Indiana Jones
So how many nazis does it take before you get sick of that theme interwoven into most of the Indi adventures . Ok so you start making us believe that the next adventure is about a knife. OhThis is the worst script ever made for Indiana Jones
So how many nazis does it take before you get sick of that theme interwoven into most of the Indi adventures . Ok so you start making us believe that the next adventure is about a knife. Oh but it's a fake. Only to find out the movie is about time travel. Really. To give you an idea how bad the movie was received by the theater audience no one laughed at all. When it ended my daughters boyfriend started to clap. After he applauded with a weak clap of two hands snacking each other literally NO one clapped with him which made him put his hands down. When people walked out of this half empty theater on 3 days after it's release with dead silence what does that tell you.… Expand

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Trey333Jul 2, 2023

Indiana Jones used to be a cool resourceful strong guy who stole cool artifacts, saved women, got the girl, and overcame problems. Now he has to be a weak loser so his hip young goddaughter can take over and show that she don't need no man.Indiana Jones used to be a cool resourceful strong guy who stole cool artifacts, saved women, got the girl, and overcame problems. Now he has to be a weak loser so his hip young goddaughter can take over and show that she don't need no man. No thanks. Makes Crystal Skull look good in comparison!… Expand

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PanchogulJul 8, 2023

Esto apestaba incluso meses antes de su estreno, sus avances no se veían interesantes y era muy inflada por la prensa cuando se trata de una franquicia que vale muy poco la pena.

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mickrussomJul 3, 2023

tied with crystal skull for last place in the indiana jones trilogy. oh, i did say that, indiana jones is still a trilogy and not a quintet. john williams score is like it was generated by ai, the script seems gpt generated as well, paint bytied with crystal skull for last place in the indiana jones trilogy. oh, i did say that, indiana jones is still a trilogy and not a quintet. john williams score is like it was generated by ai, the script seems gpt generated as well, paint by the numbers and a humiliation for indy's character. the movie was excruciatingly long. dont pay to see this in theaters.… Expand

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GTXMikeAug 31, 2023

Wow oh wow how woke this movie is, yet again another movie butchered. Nazis again? Is there no ideas for other villains? Absolutely boring movie.

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dtg12Jul 4, 2023

Same rotten Disney copy&paste storyline - archetype of stupid old white male, helped by archetype of Mary Sue young female berating him and fixing his mistakes for 2 hours and 30 minutes.

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flowerpowerSep 3, 2023

I was watching screenshots from the movie, and thought it was odd that Phoebe Waller-Bridge was in the front during all the images. Then I watched the movie, and yea... I should have realised. Don't watch it, instead stick with the 3 first movies.

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bhappenstanceJul 2, 2023

Haven't seen it. Won't see it. Am only posting a review in the faint hope that Disney will stop destroying every film character and franchise I grew up loving. Hopefully losing hundreds of millions of dollars on this disaster will helpHaven't seen it. Won't see it. Am only posting a review in the faint hope that Disney will stop destroying every film character and franchise I grew up loving. Hopefully losing hundreds of millions of dollars on this disaster will help staunch the bleeding. This film is an FU to fans, and Disney deserves every flipped bird currently raised in their direction.… Expand

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LookingforheartJul 4, 2023

Terrible. If you thought Crystal Skull was bad, brace yourself; Disney seems to be intent on redefining 'bottom'. Harrison Ford, what is the matter with you? Other recent roles of yours have been fantastic. This is exactly what Disney did toTerrible. If you thought Crystal Skull was bad, brace yourself; Disney seems to be intent on redefining 'bottom'. Harrison Ford, what is the matter with you? Other recent roles of yours have been fantastic. This is exactly what Disney did to Star Wars, shameful. There are only three Indiana Jones movies, and that ended in 1989. Save your money, and don't bother streaming. Just awful. Modern Disney is irredeemable, IMO. This is the last time I give them a cent.… Expand

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egoBorderJun 30, 2023

Wow, even wishing to give a few points for the photography, music and sound, and Ford's effort it's pretty hard to ignore what a bore and chore this movie is. And... dour? and sad??? I'm really not sure who this is for

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HipstersBaneJul 2, 2023

The weakest Indiana Jones, ever!
The weakest Indiana Jones, ever! A film not for entertainment but for moral education of adolescents... A naive- instructive children's story, reminding of the Spanish teenage soap operas of the 80s, SovietThe weakest Indiana Jones, ever!
The weakest Indiana Jones, ever! A film not for entertainment but for moral education of adolescents... A naive- instructive children's story, reminding of the Spanish teenage soap operas of the 80s, Soviet youth cinema of the same period in combination with Sesame Street, aiming to awaken the love for mathematics, physics, history... because mathematics according to the scriptwriter will make you gods... as if the producer and performer were not Disney, but the North Korean Ministry of Education aiming to educate exemplary and inquisitive, atheistic students... And the ending is just pathetic, the scholarly Greeks of Archimedes and the war-loving cruel Romans. ... Instilling the trampy feeling throughout the film that the Nazis are the Romans and the American government, just speechless... forget about Professor Indy being fawned over by the beautiful students...… Expand

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chikiponmexJul 2, 2023

Denial of Destiny
About two minutes into the movie a younger Indiana Jones stands to face death (the great unknown mystery) from the gallows in a Nazi infected castle. It makes you hold your breath for about two seconds then after that it'sDenial of Destiny
About two minutes into the movie a younger Indiana Jones stands to face death (the great unknown mystery) from the gallows in a Nazi infected castle. It makes you hold your breath for about two seconds then after that it's like watching a computer game.
The art of film that made the first three movies such a thrill and joy to watch it lost somewhere in the endless use of CGI as well as the story line.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny had all the right element to make him go out on a high. Time travel as the Macguffin is a great idea, but is however lost in confusion. All characters lack personality and vision. They are all over the place as well as our heroes who is basically being rushed from one scene to another by plane, car, boat, train and tuk-tuk's.
And my biggest question of all: what happens to Indy's murder charges?
I'll give it one star for the music. Helena's Theme is nothing but amazing.
Indiana rode into the sunset with his dad, Sallah and Marcus Brody in 1989. That's my denial of destiny!… Expand

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icotzabbJul 4, 2023

My original rating was 5 but due to all the 10 ratings ive decided to give this a 0. People having opinions different than me is bad and they should be silenced. Ok, full honesty here, i didnt see it. But 0/10 because of all the 10 ratings. IMy original rating was 5 but due to all the 10 ratings ive decided to give this a 0. People having opinions different than me is bad and they should be silenced. Ok, full honesty here, i didnt see it. But 0/10 because of all the 10 ratings. I did something good today.… Expand

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Luka1998010Jul 5, 2023

Yet another iconic franchise and character by the original Lucasfilm, ruined by Kathleen Kennedy. Shoving in a female character as basically the lead, not because she is a well written character but because of gender. Same pattern with StarYet another iconic franchise and character by the original Lucasfilm, ruined by Kathleen Kennedy. Shoving in a female character as basically the lead, not because she is a well written character but because of gender. Same pattern with Star Wars... Taking Luke Skywalker, making him a weakling who meets the "perfect" female character to be better than him, and steals his last name. Indy was also a beloved treasure hunter that got ram fu*ked by, you guessed it, a "strong female character", who will take his position.
I am done with new movies, this whole day and age is screwed beyond repair...
Why is it so hard to create female characters which are good, and not make the entire premise of that character gender based ????

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MindurbidnissJul 3, 2023

If you're a fan of Indy stay far away from this. He's a sidekick in his own film.

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johnxreedJul 2, 2023

In the spirit of a universe spinning out of control, our dear celluloid endeavor here appears less like a well-crafted film and more like a poorly executed particle physics experiment. Imagine if you will, the 'hero's journey', that goldIn the spirit of a universe spinning out of control, our dear celluloid endeavor here appears less like a well-crafted film and more like a poorly executed particle physics experiment. Imagine if you will, the 'hero's journey', that gold standard of storytelling, being not only forgotten, but forcibly ejected from the narrative spacecraft. The unintended astronaut of this saga? The insufferable, distressingly misandrist, Phoebe Waller. There's an air of tedium and an undercurrent of de-masculinization, as if the very ghosts of Lucas and Spielberg are being asked to undergo some sort of narrative vasectomy. The movie acts less as a continuation of a beloved franchise, and more as a jumping-off point into the unfathomable abyss of gender politics and cry for communist rule.

The initial 16 minutes offer a glimmer of hope, a tantalizing mirage in an arid desert of mediocrity. Beyond that, however, we're left navigating the barren wasteland of Waller's backstory. Indiana Jones, that emblem of adventure and antiquarian bravado, is left to bear witness to his own cinematic emasculation. The whole affair has less in common with a thrilling tale of archaeological adventure, and more with an overlong and unrequested psychoanalytical session by the mediocre of Kathleen Kennedy.… Expand

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mrizkypwJul 15, 2023

Mary sue "perfect" female characters. Terrible CGI. Woman is everything huh disney, let me ask then, what is a woman?

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ivanshvedkoJul 2, 2023

It was hard for Mr. Ford to reject a check and hard to keep up with such a movie type. But character substitution to a miserable disasater is far too much. Why disney hates the fans of the most incredible movies? Why? It seems they are up toIt was hard for Mr. Ford to reject a check and hard to keep up with such a movie type. But character substitution to a miserable disasater is far too much. Why disney hates the fans of the most incredible movies? Why? It seems they are up to their evil plan to make all male heroes simps and crying b-ches and turn all females into males to mess up people's heads - this is the mission of disney these days. It seems like this to me… Expand

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EMLMJul 6, 2023

This movie should be called Indiana Jones and The Curse of Mary Sue. It's depressively based on Disney's current woke agenda. The iconic, confident, strong character is becomes weak, humiliated throughout entire film. If you - like me - is anThis movie should be called Indiana Jones and The Curse of Mary Sue. It's depressively based on Disney's current woke agenda. The iconic, confident, strong character is becomes weak, humiliated throughout entire film. If you - like me - is an Indiana Jones Trilogy Fan, do yourself a favor: never watch this movie. Keep your good memories unspoiled.… Expand

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Sickboy0138Jul 1, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Another flaming pile of garbage from lucas film. Another Kathleen Kennedy brunette with a British accent that can't act. It's long and drawn out. Badly edited and boring. Nothing new here at all. Skip it and don't bother watching it. It must have been reshot so many times because of how awful it was. The ending was just thrown together like an old Lego set with no directions. Absolute garbage.… Expand

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terrapongJun 30, 2023

The movie is Absolute trash. PWB is insufferable and makes an already bad movie unwatchable.

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R_1974Jul 16, 2023

Was für eine unglaubliche Zeitverschwendung, nur um zu sehen, wie ein großartiger Charakter aus meiner Kindheit lächerlich gemacht wird . Er wird zur Nebenfigur degradiert, zu einer Witzfigur. Damit hat Harrison Ford sein Lebenswerk gründlichWas für eine unglaubliche Zeitverschwendung, nur um zu sehen, wie ein großartiger Charakter aus meiner Kindheit lächerlich gemacht wird . Er wird zur Nebenfigur degradiert, zu einer Witzfigur. Damit hat Harrison Ford sein Lebenswerk gründlich in die Tonne gekloppt, ob Han Solo, Rick Deckard, Indiana Jones, er hat sie alle beerdigt .… Expand

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MPRUTHJul 14, 2023

As a lifelong Indiana Jones fan, it is hard to watch the absurd atrocity that Disney vomited onto the screen. A mentally handicapped monkey could write a better script and dialog. Although the acting is the worst in cinematic history, theAs a lifelong Indiana Jones fan, it is hard to watch the absurd atrocity that Disney vomited onto the screen. A mentally handicapped monkey could write a better script and dialog. Although the acting is the worst in cinematic history, the ideological wokeness seems to guide the plot and narrative of the movie.

Sadly Howard the Duck and The Carrot Top Movie are Oscar-worthy in comparison to this absurd atrocity to acting, screenplay, storytelling, and filmmaking.… Expand

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WeidenwieselJul 10, 2023

Indiana Jones ended with Indy riding into the sunset in The last Crusade. There is no 4th movie, there is no 5th movie and Disney as well as Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Kathleen Kennedy can go fk themselves.

And metacritic: If you delete thisIndiana Jones ended with Indy riding into the sunset in The last Crusade. There is no 4th movie, there is no 5th movie and Disney as well as Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Kathleen Kennedy can go fk themselves.

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TruthmanJul 6, 2023

Just a bad movie... like really bad..

It feels like they made this movie JUST to make fans of the original 3 movies angry. Feels like that was the only purpose of this movie.

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zzverJul 11, 2023

A terrible movie! I came here to see Indiana Jones, not watch him be a sober cranky old man. This is the 3rd time Disney has done something like this. Disney is dead; when will they learn their lesson?!

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DamigamermxusJul 2, 2023

Again, Kathlyn Kennedy and Phoebe Waller-Bridge destroyed Indiana Jones with feminism and treated Indy like a sad and old man when he isn’t like that. Is just so disrespectful to his legacy and Helena character was annoying af like theAgain, Kathlyn Kennedy and Phoebe Waller-Bridge destroyed Indiana Jones with feminism and treated Indy like a sad and old man when he isn’t like that. Is just so disrespectful to his legacy and Helena character was annoying af like the diverse female CIA agent too. This is just soulless and not even the director and John Williams can save this movie. This movie is worse than Cristal Skull. And Disney bought bots and NPCs to make good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and this plataform when this movie is trash and ruined a legendary saga. But the numbers don’t lie and this movie is flopping at the box office with that ridiculous amount of budget the money has.… Expand

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TelemonJul 2, 2023

They made a sequel for something they hate, and it shines through in nearly every disjointed scene.

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TeaRichJul 5, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. False Flag movie

This is a complete scam. They use the name „Indiana Jones“ to bait ppl to the cinemas. Just to kill the next legacy like in star wars

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VanduraJul 1, 2023

Just as bad as crystal skull. Seemed like they focused to much on trying to deliver their political & gender narrative instead of just making a good movie.

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Saladin1010Jul 2, 2023

Worst entry in the series! Outdated action! Outdated jokes! So much potential and the turned to be wasted of everybody’s time!

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ThemightygamerJun 30, 2023

A terrible movie! I came here to see Indiana Jones, not watch him be a sober cranky old man. This is the 3rd time Disney has done something like this. Disney is dead; when will they learn their lesson?!

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RicovandienJul 6, 2023

This is not Indiana Jones. Disney is imploding, and they have no interest in turning this sinking ship around. They are happy to go bankrupt in order to virtue-signal. Never before has this been seen on such a scale in Hollywood. It'sThis is not Indiana Jones. Disney is imploding, and they have no interest in turning this sinking ship around. They are happy to go bankrupt in order to virtue-signal. Never before has this been seen on such a scale in Hollywood. It's actually extraordinary and interesting to witness. Good riddance, Disney!… Expand

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VerticalSmileJun 30, 2023

I don't know why they bothered to pay Harrison Ford to appear in this. They could have just put a fedora on a toilet and achieved the same result for how the character was treated. Everything bad you've heard about this steaming turd of aI don't know why they bothered to pay Harrison Ford to appear in this. They could have just put a fedora on a toilet and achieved the same result for how the character was treated. Everything bad you've heard about this steaming turd of a movie? It's even worse. It's so much worse.… Expand

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JCenaJul 3, 2023

Kathleen Kennedy ruins absolutely EVERYTHING she touches! Same with woke Disney!! Phoebe Waller-Bridge is absolutely trash! Only Indiana Jones movies worth watching are the first three canon movies of the series...PERIOD.

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CryariversjwsJul 2, 2023

Bait n switch, gender swap and total character assassination of Indy
A bait and switch, another gender swap movie and an absolute and total character assassination of Indiana Jones. Kathleen Kennedy made him a dead beat divorced loser, thatBait n switch, gender swap and total character assassination of Indy
A bait and switch, another gender swap movie and an absolute and total character assassination of Indiana Jones. Kathleen Kennedy made him a dead beat divorced loser, that lost everything, they killed off his son and oh that was a broken relationship so he was a bad father too, his students hate him and dont pay attention to him, he's portrayed as just a broken loser of a man and at the end still is. Cause god forbid Indiana Jones a white lead male character in 2023 can be a hero, nope they have to emasculate him in every way possible and then replace him with a female and make him the co star of his own movie and the insufferable Phoebe Waller Bridge the lead. And she is as annoying and intolerable as ever. I mean it, she is just the worst in this and comes off a total B. Hollywood ruined another franchise better yet Disney and Kathleen Kennedy ruined another. Wow. Do not watch and support this trash.… Expand

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FatmanduJun 30, 2023

The worst movie of all time they should make a South Park episode on this but replace Lucas and Spielberg with Kennedy and Waller-Bridge

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WestsiderkgJul 1, 2023

Please stop destroying classic films and characters. Horrible acting by the stong female too, just Horrible. Nope, I'm not a troll either.

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ItsanameJul 24, 2023

A joyless romp with momentary highlights of nostalgia. The opening with young Indy gave me hope, but much like the sour elderly Jones I too quickly fell into despair. Nothing in the film justifies its existence and each scene merely passedA joyless romp with momentary highlights of nostalgia. The opening with young Indy gave me hope, but much like the sour elderly Jones I too quickly fell into despair. Nothing in the film justifies its existence and each scene merely passed the baton in a relay of mediocrity. It commits the greatest cinematic sin of being boring, and makes me yearn for simpler times of at least being able to laugh at Shia swinging with the monkeys.

I don’t think I’ve seen a film ever so blatantly hate it’s own core conceit. When Jones spews positivist refrains about archeology being a science and dismissing mysteries and wonder, the director dispels any magic the franchise might have had left. That calculating scientific approach might explain the hollow formulaic script, with unlikable characters and cheap sets that makes me appreciate the crystal skull in a whole new light.

I cannot help but ask why does this film exist? For what crime are we being punished? The film closes with the question to Jones about what he would change about the past, the answer should be obvious — never make this movie.… Expand

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LightpeinJul 8, 2023

Disney destruye completamente al personaje, y no solo eso, hay que comparar el trailer y la película para ver como nos quieren engañar y que la película trata de otra cosa y se enfoca en hacer ver ridículo a Indiana Jones.

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Psitivebomthis1Jul 2, 2023

So bad!
The first 20 minutes are acceptable.
Then this sick female sociopath ruins all. The writer should be punished for creating such bad character. The director is responsible too... He made this movie although he knew how bad this wouldSo bad!
The first 20 minutes are acceptable.
Then this sick female sociopath ruins all.
The writer should be punished for creating such bad character. The director is responsible too... He made this movie although he knew how bad this would end. There are no memorable scenes. There is nothing good after the first 20 minutes.
I'm absolutely sure that an AI would have produced a way better script! Harrison Ford is acting good, but he is simply too old for such an adventure movie. The de-aged Indy looks extremely authentic. I wish the whole movie would have used this technology. This super bad script should have been burnt!… Expand

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Broker2022Jul 4, 2023

When I first read that Indy 5 was being made I was excited at first, but then I read further that Disney would be producing the film and my joy gave way to horror! What was delivered here is so bad and so terrible, without words! This hasWhen I first read that Indy 5 was being made I was excited at first, but then I read further that Disney would be producing the film and my joy gave way to horror! What was delivered here is so bad and so terrible, without words! This has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with Indiana Jones, but is the wishful thinking of a thoroughly mentally ill woman named Kathleen Kennedy. The first 15 minutes are bearable, but then it kicks off with that horrible toxic feminist horse-faced Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge. A total miscast! Know-it-all, permanently in the foreground, annoying and annoying with their stupid views and sick values, one wishes their death soon, so that Indy can finally fill his role, but no chance! After leaving the theater, I thought of the hard earned money I had spent on this atrocity. If you loved and still love the old TRUE Indiana Jones movies, DO NOT watch! The movie is a total disaster!… Expand

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SoManySaltySJW2Jul 2, 2023

Just no!
It's official, raiders, temple and crusade is where it's at, never got it right since, however I would watch the crystal skull 5 times a week and twice on Sunday over this one. Just boring, no memorable characters no special moments,Just no!
It's official, raiders, temple and crusade is where it's at, never got it right since, however I would watch the crystal skull 5 times a week and twice on Sunday over this one. Just boring, no memorable characters no special moments, plot was un engaging and the magic part of the film was just down right daft!!! Gave it a two rather than a one because I feel rotten, bad mouthing a film linked to (if only by title) one of my favourite 80s trilogies and three of my favourite films of all time, all of which I would have rated 10 on here!!
For some reason the site says my review is too short hence this last line!!!… Expand

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MrMurdock69Jul 2, 2023

what was Harrison Ford smoking to agree on making this movie? He usually is so selective. I'm very disappointed.

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CharlieFoxtrot1Jul 2, 2023

Worst movie ever made by Lucasfilm and that includes the Last Jedi. Kathleen Kennedy should be fired and Harrison Ford only made it for the $20M payday:

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venezzioJun 30, 2023

Indy lived up to the train wreck hype it had snowballed in the recent weeks before the premiere. Everyone essentially knew in advance what this turd show gonna look like, and Disney indeed delivered what was promised to us. Boring plot withIndy lived up to the train wreck hype it had snowballed in the recent weeks before the premiere. Everyone essentially knew in advance what this turd show gonna look like, and Disney indeed delivered what was promised to us. Boring plot with ultra unlikeable character(s), full of facepalm moments and in all and all waste of time, really. Like really, better spend your time on watching the dirty clothes washing in that machine that miraculously cleans them and trying to understand how the they get to your closet afterwards.… Expand

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XanderwolfJun 30, 2023

#cancelwokeDisney worst movie. Absolute insult to the franchise and character. Phoebe Waller is not a character to look up to. Save your money if you want to see the movie you're better off pirating it then wasting money

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badghostJul 4, 2023

The first 15 minutes were a pretty good set-up,but then the rest of the movie happened. After that Indy is broken and done with life, Not the Indy we all know, then a strong female comes in too show him the errors of his ways,she's perfect,The first 15 minutes were a pretty good set-up,but then the rest of the movie happened. After that Indy is broken and done with life, Not the Indy we all know, then a strong female comes in too show him the errors of his ways,she's perfect, strong, smart, has the answer to every situation, while Indy just tags along bored, defeated and pathetic, and do not forget dollar store Shortround, bland and is a plank of wood who is used to move the plot forward. The camera work is janky and moving around too much, almost like a film school student edited it for there first project. It is not good and the box office money shows it's flaws, reject this trash, once they lose enough money they will change back to entertainment, instead of tearing down legacy male character, pushing identity politics and making it all about who you bang in your bedroom… Expand

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marty344Jul 2, 2023

What an absolute garbage movie. Indiana Jones is a side character in his own movie. he is portrayed as old and washed up man with nothing to live for. Which makes zero sense considering Crystal Skull ended with him being very happy. TheyWhat an absolute garbage movie. Indiana Jones is a side character in his own movie. he is portrayed as old and washed up man with nothing to live for. Which makes zero sense considering Crystal Skull ended with him being very happy. They shoud have a grown up Shortround in the movie, not an insufferable Waller Bridge that is just in the movie to push aroud and belittle Indiana. Save your money and see something else instead. This movie should never have been made.
To the people that love this movie, did you love seeing Indiana getting belittled and pushed around by the insufferable Helana. Did you love it when she tried to kill Indiana on multiple occasions. Waller Bridge is a male repellant. Put her in any movie, and males won't see it.… Expand

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Macca80Jul 4, 2023

God it's awful. What a disgraceful end to a legendary character and franchise. Indy is reduced to a broken down shell of a man by KK and her agenda. What a surprise that we are treated to yet another strong female character in a Disney film.God it's awful. What a disgraceful end to a legendary character and franchise. Indy is reduced to a broken down shell of a man by KK and her agenda. What a surprise that we are treated to yet another strong female character in a Disney film. How's that worked out for them previously? Phoebe Waller Bridge is insufferable. I'm struggling to think of a more dislikeable character in any other film. I mean what even is she? The film sure can't decide with her personality changing every five minutes.

The film is a series of average chase scenes with bland sections in between. Even the praised opening 20 minutes is nothing particularly special. It's simply the only section of the film that reflects the classic trilogy.

I re-watched the Crystal Skull after seeing this for the second time after being very disappointed during my first viewing. This film makes it look good in comparison. They really should have looked at Maverick to see how to bring back a classic beloved character and give the fans what they want. They didn't as their agenda is what matters the fans don't matter in the slightest.… Expand

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shankfisherJul 6, 2023

This is a movie no one wanted. It was a terrible plot, poorly shot, and insulted the viewer at every turn. It's the Jungle Cruise effect that Disney tries every time. Ford's acting was fine, such as it was, but Phoebe Waller-Bridge isThis is a movie no one wanted. It was a terrible plot, poorly shot, and insulted the viewer at every turn. It's the Jungle Cruise effect that Disney tries every time. Ford's acting was fine, such as it was, but Phoebe Waller-Bridge is insufferable and lacks any charisma whatsoever. Framing the US as the enemy in the film, as Nazis no less, was just an insult for a July 4th weekend film. It was boring, lacked practical effects, and looked artificial. There was some serious uncanny valley in almost every shot. Mishandling this film and franchise, after so much fail with Star Wars, it is clear that Disney has reached a new low. It is a forgettable film that is poorly executed and poorly cast.… Expand

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QuorbJul 10, 2023

Nothing left for Disney to destroy, first 20 minutes were great but the rest felt boring and uninspired

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GuyIncognit0Jul 10, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Indy being a depressiv sidekick in his own movie.
They completely trashed everything that happened in the previous films
CG is also horrible. Phoebe Waller Bridge was obnoxious.… Expand

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wstml555Jul 10, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This has to be one of the worst movies i have ever seen. I got a free ticket with the Applebees promotion ad was dumb enough to see this thing. I wanted to walk out of the cinema so many times. Who thought it would be a good idea to have a movie about an 80 year old Indiana Jones? Fors is just way too old to still be in action movies. But the worst part of the movie is Waller-Bridge who i would say is a very unattracive person. Not only is she is she unattractive, in the movie she is insufferable, always telling Indy what to do, and putting him down. They made her the main character to push Indy around.
If you are a fan of Indiana Jones, do not see this trash movie. The ending is the worst to a movie i have ever seen. Get this, Indy gets shot and is fatlally wounded, before going through a time portal to the time of the Romans. He says to Helana that he wants to stay in that time period, then gets nocked out by Helana (how does that scrwany female knock Indy out??). Then she somehow drags him back to the plane, flies back through the portal, gets Indy medical attention, and takes him to his apartment where the scene cuts to him waking up. You have been warned. Go see it if you feel like wasting money and almost 3 hours of your life.… Expand

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randomlightJul 12, 2023

The "free" show was sad (Applebees). Ford's humiliation was exacerbated by his $20 million payment. Phoebe Waller-Bridge, a college professor and former OSS archaeological adventurer, was portrayed as conceited, irritating, and dishonest. TheThe "free" show was sad (Applebees). Ford's humiliation was exacerbated by his $20 million payment. Phoebe Waller-Bridge, a college professor and former OSS archaeological adventurer, was portrayed as conceited, irritating, and dishonest. The show could have been more compelling with 20 different plots. 1 Star for the intro.… Expand

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clifftaylorJul 12, 2023

Another tired (really tired) effort by the moneymaking kings of Hollyweed. I'm not sure I fully understand who would pay to see this rubbish unless they think drugging their kids with a few tons of aspertaime, sugar and fake buttered GMAnother tired (really tired) effort by the moneymaking kings of Hollyweed. I'm not sure I fully understand who would pay to see this rubbish unless they think drugging their kids with a few tons of aspertaime, sugar and fake buttered GM popcorn is not Cultural Ahild Abuse, but OK, - - sure, let's go-- it's only fantasy and not real. Place those images of violence somewhere in your subconscious where can never be heard from again.… Expand

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ProFortCriticJul 23, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Horrible, pathetic, feminist propaganda at the theater would not recommend.… Expand

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AJK737Aug 4, 2023

I thought that Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was pretty decent, to be honest. This was not.

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