G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Paramount Pictures | Release Date: August 7, 2009 CRITIC SCORE DISTRIBUTION
32
METASCORE
Generally unfavorable reviews based on 25 Critic Reviews
Positive:
6
Mixed:
7
Negative:
12
Watch Now
Stream On
Stream On
Buy on
Stream On
Stream On
Stream On
Stream On
Stream On
Expand

Critic Reviews

Critic scorePublicationBy date
38
Chicago Sun-TimesRoger Ebert
Certainly better than "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." How so? Admittedly, it doesn't have as much cleavage. But the high-tech hardware is more fun to look at than the transforming robots, the plot is as preposterous, and although the noise is just as loud, it's more the deep bass rumbles of explosions than the ear-piercing bang of steel robots pounding on each other. Read full review
38
Miami HeraldRene Rodriguez
More toy commercial than movie. Read full review
30
TimeRichard Corliss
The only collateral damage is in the audience, where, as you sit through the movie, you can feel your IQ drop minute by minute. Read full review
30
The Hollywood ReporterFrank Scheck
After nearly two hours of nonstop mayhem, the film ends on a surprisingly muted note, though pains have been taken to make sure that the hoped-for sequel has been carefully set up. Read full review
30
L.A. WeeklyChuck Wilson
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that’s absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable. Read full review
30
Chicago ReaderCliff Doerksen
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity. Dennis Quaid provides some ballast as grizzled patriarch to the troop of sexy young lock-and-loaders. Read full review
25
Entertainment WeeklyChris Nashawaty
Don't go expecting an escapist night at the movies; go expecting to be cudgeled into numb, drooling submission. Read full review
20
Austin ChronicleMarjorie Baumgarten
G.I. Joe was not screened for critics, but that’s not because of its mindless action and nonsensical plot. It’s because G.I. Joe is the kind of movie that bludgeons the viewer into submission with its loud and constant barrage of sound and fury. Read full review
12
New York PostKyle Smith
Formerly a real American hero, G.I. Joe is no longer a hero (it's a group) or American. (It's a multinational team of military superstars, though the way it does business, you'd feel safer with the Croatian navy on your side.) Read full review
12
Rolling StonePeter Travers
I don't know what to say about the acting, writing and directing in G.I. Joe because I couldn't find any. Read full review
10
New York Daily NewsJoe Neumaier
There's a way to do this kind of thing (Just witness Hasbro's other toy-turned-dumb movie franchise, "Transformers"). G.I. Joe, though, hasn't got a kung fu-grip on what it is. Read full review
10
The New York TimesManohla Dargis
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead. Read full review
More From This Movie

32 Critic Reviews

5.3 User Reviews

Details & Credits|Trailers

Current Movie Releases
By MetascoreBy User Score
1 77 Project Hail Mary
2 75 Send Help
3 73 Hoppers
4 72 The Sheep Detectives
5 63 Normal
SEE ALL
Essential Links
New on Amazon Prime Video
New on Netflix
Coming Soon to DVD/Blu-ray
SEE ALL