Paramount Pictures | Release Date: March 31, 2023
7.5
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Generally favorable reviews based on 392 Ratings
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TwiTuMay 19, 2023
Absolute woke garbage with horrible script as usual!
Not wasting more words and time on this.
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imthenoobMay 21, 2023
I wanted to like it but this is one lifeless movie. It hits every familiar note along the way and suffers from a severe lack of originality.
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DeralacMay 2, 2023
Oh, they said Baldur’s Gate. Oh, they said Neverwinter. Bah, stupid, stupid, stupid. References are not good writing. References do not make a movie/show worth watching. This movie is another poorly written atrocity out of the modernOh, they said Baldur’s Gate. Oh, they said Neverwinter. Bah, stupid, stupid, stupid. References are not good writing. References do not make a movie/show worth watching. This movie is another poorly written atrocity out of the modern “entertainment” industry. They purchase the rights to an existing IP because they lack the creativity to come up with anything original, and then write an abysmal script filled with cardboard characters, uninteresting stories, a cliché plot, and stupid member berries. Oh look, I used a reference, which means my writing must be ready for the entertainment industry. What’s even more absurd is apparently they believe they deserve more money for doing a $#!& job. We are living in the dark ages of entertainment. So little of what they put out is worth watching. And they want a pay raise. LMAO. Modern “entertainment” writers need to be terminated. Incompetent, greedy morons. Expand
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JiladahApr 16, 2023
I played D&D a couple of times back in my school days and like to play D&D based computer games.

I hoped to see some new fantasy movie to enjoy (no big expectations); instead I was bored and annoyed by the story and the presentation of the
I played D&D a couple of times back in my school days and like to play D&D based computer games.

I hoped to see some new fantasy movie to enjoy (no big expectations); instead I was bored and annoyed by the story and the presentation of the content.

I avoid marvel movies and here I was tricked into just another one of those in a fantasy setting. The trailer was the best part of this movie for me and should have sufficed.

Story: 2/10 so many unfunny "jokes" (laughed once) and inconsistency to create the sequence that they wanted it to be.

Visuals: 8/10: Did a good job presenting the fantasy world but not enough to distract me from the dull content.

Political correctnes scale: Typical Marvel - Heavily distorted: we need characters of every race, shape and form in one movie; they get unnatural superpowers to triumph over pure evil. Almost every character gave me the ick.

If this is how DnD is performed, I'd rather pass. Maybe it is purely intended for kids and fans of the genre where I don't belong to.
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Mehannas81May 5, 2023
I think this is made for 8 year old boys only. I think this was trying to be a comedy.
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fabiosoyApr 2, 2023
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Really bad movie… bad humor and the ending was extremely predictable…
When everyone was crying, I mean … the characters, I was thinking, “why just not save her?”… extremely predictively
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Rafael001Apr 1, 2023
Una basura woke, le doy un uno porque tiene referencias a Reinos Olvidados.
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teatomMay 6, 2023
A couple of minutes in to the movie, the hero jumps out of a window, holding on to a large bird. As he falls, our hero shouts "fly you big bird!"
A line which is strangely delivered with the cadence of a joke, without any of the actual
A couple of minutes in to the movie, the hero jumps out of a window, holding on to a large bird. As he falls, our hero shouts "fly you big bird!"
A line which is strangely delivered with the cadence of a joke, without any of the actual content of a joke.
This is the rule, rather than the exception, unfortunately.
Like many a Disney/Marvel time-waster, the dialogue here is either exposition about the current MacGuffin hunt, trying to drive us toward the next scene, or "jokes" written by people who don't understand the concept of what a joke is.
I imagine the movie will be wildly entertaining for anyone who enjoys the Disney/Marvel franchise or who laughs at and quotes the same three adverts, that they've laughed at and quoted for the past decade, that and children under seven.
Anyone else will find this to be a trite, dull slog of a movie, which they'll have seen done better, before, repeatedly.
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PlinyDaIllJun 13, 2023
Very woke movie. Not bad in many ways, but the actresses they picked were all the ugliest, except the tiefling girl. Even the evil witch woman was cuter than Chris Pine's wife, Rodriguez, and their daughter. It's like they don't want women toVery woke movie. Not bad in many ways, but the actresses they picked were all the ugliest, except the tiefling girl. Even the evil witch woman was cuter than Chris Pine's wife, Rodriguez, and their daughter. It's like they don't want women to be attractive anymore, but guys can be? Very woke. And the main guy and his little biotch boy mage friend are bumbling idiots half the time. Strong female leads are great, but why are **** male leads the norm as well? The story was alright. It incorporates some DnD elements. But it's all about overcoming your mistakes and low confidence rather than what skills apply or clever thinking (though there are moments of clever thinking, it isn't the main message of the movie... which is to try your best and you will succeed). The gross modern elements by Goldstein and co. are what drop the score low. Expand
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LtlombardiJul 6, 2023
I found it to be weak. I love fantasy, wizards, magic and stuff, but the movie was too boring. Did not find it funny. Maybe it was too childish
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icotzabbApr 6, 2023
Theres nothing new here. Nothing improved upon, nothing learned, nothing challenging.
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YourmumsbillsAug 22, 2023
Another one of those movies where all the men are bumbling fools and the women are all super heroes. I'ts all getting a bit tiresome now.
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HannibalBJul 10, 2023
This has nothing to do with Dungeons & Dragons. These are modern people acting silly in a thinly decorated modern world with all the usual absurdities. I suppose if you want to laugh at the game, then this is the movie for you. Otherwise,This has nothing to do with Dungeons & Dragons. These are modern people acting silly in a thinly decorated modern world with all the usual absurdities. I suppose if you want to laugh at the game, then this is the movie for you. Otherwise, it's the usual boring, modernized, preposterous, and bland. Pine and Grant do the best they can with what they're given, but they aren't given much. Expand
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WeAreVenom87May 26, 2023
Honestly I'm really surprised at the positive reviews this movie gets I personally found it awful. A good number of people recommended this to me and now I am questioning their taste Lol. I'm not a big Dungeons & Dragons guy, but I do reallyHonestly I'm really surprised at the positive reviews this movie gets I personally found it awful. A good number of people recommended this to me and now I am questioning their taste Lol. I'm not a big Dungeons & Dragons guy, but I do really enjoy Fantasy and a big fan of Warhammer. I think the biggest flaw with this movie is I hated all of the characters. They were all either obnoxious or typical tropes. I'm usually fine with Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez they aren't exactly amazing, but this is the worst performance I've seen either of them give and I've seen WW1984 (Not so much Pine's fault that movie sucked). Some of the effects did look good, but a lot looked cartoonish and second rate. Also the second biggest crime was that most of the plot was pretty boring. Expand
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