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R_1974Jul 10, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Positiv zu vermerken ist, das endlich wieder etwas aus dem MCU (bzw.M-She-U) kommt und es ein Wiedersehen mit “der” Black Widow gibt. Negativ zu vermerken ist alles andere CGI,Handlung,Logiklücken,Charaktere und ihre saublöden handlungen. Beispiele wären das erste Treffen der Schwestern , Sie schickt Natasha das gegenmittel um es in Sicherheit zu bringen und versucht dann beim ersten Treffen sie umzubringen…...total Logisch. Witzigerweise wissen die bösen auch immer wo unsere Hauptdarsteller gerade sind, selbst mitten in der Pampa zum Benzin holen. Das zieht sich durch den ganzen Film.
Red Guardian wird als völlig unbrauchbarer,permanent Blödsinn erzählenter, Idiot dargestellt, bei ihm schlägt die Woke Keule voll zu. Apropo Woke Keule ,dieses trifft auf den Bösewicht noch mehr zu, während in den Filmen immer der Bösewicht die Handlung mit vorantreibt (Thanos,Loki,Ultron,Hela,Mandarin/Killian,Red Skull,Winter Soldier,Whiplash,Yellowjacket) wird hier der Bösewicht zu einer unwichtigen stereotypischen mini Gastrolle verdonnert (alter,böser ,gewissenloser,weißer Mann). Zum Glück taucht er aber auch nur Kurz im “Finale” auf. Und seine Waffe gegen Natasha ist sein…..aufpassen...dramatische pause für diesen Geniestreich…. Körpergeruch….lol!!!!!
Das kein Gastauftritt ,anderer Avenger ,stattgefunden hat geht wohl auch auf’s Woke konto.
Trauriges Fazit:Übrig geblieben sind 133 Min. Zeitverschwendung und ein Avenger dem ich einen um längen besseren Abschiedsfilm gekönnt hätte.… Expand

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BobLickersteinJul 10, 2021

This movie was terrible. The plot was boring and it went nowhere. The characters were all boring. Do not see this movie!

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PARKER1995Jul 10, 2021

Just another sexist movie from marvel and hollywood in general. Got to have a gang of super hot plastic chicks that fight. Riiiiiggghhhhttt because thats so believable and common to see right? Way to have black widow out shined in her ownJust another sexist movie from marvel and hollywood in general. Got to have a gang of super hot plastic chicks that fight. Riiiiiggghhhhttt because thats so believable and common to see right? Way to have black widow out shined in her own dang movie lol.… Expand

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ThejontxuJul 30, 2021

muy ABURRIDAAAAAAAAA y muchos chistecitos y agenditas políticas k me cansan ya.

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MagicDriftZJul 20, 2021

This movie has not only a boring plot, but the dialogue/conversations between each other are just dull and they literally take up more than half the movie. The comedy is just not funny either. The fighting is the good part but how far canThis movie has not only a boring plot, but the dialogue/conversations between each other are just dull and they literally take up more than half the movie. The comedy is just not funny either. The fighting is the good part but how far can fighting take you to make a good movie? I wish I never bought tickets for his tbh. Save your money it’s really boring.… Expand

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Ash69Jul 12, 2021

Бред полнейший, это уже не фантастика. А бред. Очередная феменистическая чухня. Африканские женщины профессиональные киллеры. Клоунада.

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itisme3MoviesJul 11, 2021

Black Widow (2021) Just finished it. It is everything wrong with the MCU... long, boring, sanitised, with good action sequences that are also ultimately boring as people can not even get a scratch yet alone have any kind of setback. The MCUBlack Widow (2021) Just finished it. It is everything wrong with the MCU... long, boring, sanitised, with good action sequences that are also ultimately boring as people can not even get a scratch yet alone have any kind of setback. The MCU is like a paint by numbers colouring book. It is so formulaic that there is no room for it to breath and this film is so bogged down that the story dose not even really start for like an hour into it and by then I could give a toss. This is why Guardians and Thor 3 stood out so much, as like them or hate them, they were legitimate films with their own style. This is pretty much identical to Falcon and the Winter soldier TV show. I could probably make a fun cut for youtube of the two and no one would even notice when it was the lame tv show or the lame film. I like my movies a little more raw, more dangerous. I do not want my anti-hero to steal a car in the middle of a chance and then have a conversation about how stealing cars is not something you can just do. Also the end credit scene is a advertisement for the Hawkeye TV Show.. this is a good example of how far the MCU has fallen.

Verdict : A Long boring film with well done action sequences that are ultimately boring as well, with some decent jokes. This is easily in the bottom of the barrel for the MCU, not fighting for worst, but maybe for a spot somewhere in the bottom 8.… Expand

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MalediqJul 14, 2021

Better look Loki, becouse this film equal with cpt.Marvel. The best thing in this film - opening, after that you can just live theatres or close notebook (that variant is better, becouse I don't advise loose your money on this film)

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RealityReviewsJul 13, 2021

Easily the weakest of all the Marvel movies. Seems more like a Disney+ Marvel series. Very generic, we seen this before, etc. Not to mention the new Marvel M She U agenda on full display. I would wait until it streams free on Disney+. I wouldEasily the weakest of all the Marvel movies. Seems more like a Disney+ Marvel series. Very generic, we seen this before, etc. Not to mention the new Marvel M She U agenda on full display. I would wait until it streams free on Disney+. I would not give any money to this low quality movie. You're aren't missing much. Hopefully this director never comes back to make a Marvel movie since she "blew" it! The Reality is.....2/10… Expand

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NaamtarJul 30, 2021

Boring and a very poor plot with political agenda. Definitely not recommended.

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hairybizratJul 29, 2021

Boring nonessential crap that has no place in the marvel universe. Characters are forgettable and so is the plot , if you want to call it a plot

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agg8877Jul 23, 2021

Copia (roba) las historias de Jason Bourne, Mission Imposible y Nikita, ponle empoderamiento de Hollywood con una cara bonita y este es el resultado, una mierda de película

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dahurtbiznessJul 14, 2021

forced comedy, scarlett johansson never once in the entire avengers and her introduction of the character in iron man has never once had a russian accent. the action is blend the cgi is terrible the story is meh and they genderswapforced comedy, scarlett johansson never once in the entire avengers and her introduction of the character in iron man has never once had a russian accent. the action is blend the cgi is terrible the story is meh and they genderswap taskmaster. what a disaster glad i was never invested on scarjo version of black widow.… Expand

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leviathanargJul 10, 2021

Men are depicted as idiots or evil (or both).
I do not feel entertained by the above.
At least is short and fun... oh wait. 134 minutes of boredom.

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mickrussomJul 11, 2021

this movie started out strong and then melted into hot garbage. scojo is looking like time is catching up to her as well. this movie is a mischaracterized black widow at the wrong time. like i said, it did start out strong and then turnedthis movie started out strong and then melted into hot garbage. scojo is looking like time is catching up to her as well. this movie is a mischaracterized black widow at the wrong time. like i said, it did start out strong and then turned into a messy poorly written mess. this wasn't the send off black widow should have gotten and this is the opening act of the m-she-u phase bore. this could have been done correctly and the opening act is proof it could have been done right.… Expand

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ArturosJul 30, 2021

Well is boring and a very poor plot with political agenda,Marvel movies were better before.

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DaimidyJul 17, 2021

Phew, where do I start, somwhere amongst the hamfisted relationships between the core cast that were completely devoid of any meaningful development, hilariously generic villain that bared no semblance of motivation and the ridiculous,Phew, where do I start, somwhere amongst the hamfisted relationships between the core cast that were completely devoid of any meaningful development, hilariously generic villain that bared no semblance of motivation and the ridiculous, contrived climax, there was at least some evidence of an attempt to make a film, but evidently not a very good one.… Expand

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ShrihariJul 29, 2021

One of the most disappointing movie from MCU. Story was cliché. Antagonists were very bad like other MCU movies. They ruined epic villain taskmaster. Third act was cringe. Most of the forced jokes didn't work out. Overall try it if you haveOne of the most disappointing movie from MCU. Story was cliché. Antagonists were very bad like other MCU movies. They ruined epic villain taskmaster. Third act was cringe. Most of the forced jokes didn't work out. Overall try it if you have free 2.30 hours.… Expand

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jhkikoJul 10, 2021

Quem quer lacrar, não merece lucrar. O filme tinha tudo para ser bom... Mas... Ver ela levando tapa na cara, não fez sentido. Homens representados de forma boba e idiota.

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UltrasinJul 18, 2021

Unlike other Marvel movies this one was based in something dark: Black Widow's past. The plot was the only remarkable piece. There was fun and jokes alright but the movie wasn't a comedy. First, the actors were almost like reading the scriptsUnlike other Marvel movies this one was based in something dark: Black Widow's past. The plot was the only remarkable piece. There was fun and jokes alright but the movie wasn't a comedy. First, the actors were almost like reading the scripts - there was no flow whatsoever. The songs picked like "smells like teen spirit" instead of making a cool original theme based on how much these people use for making a movie was mediocre. Some characters based in the comic were just made to fill the blanks. Actions scenes - even though they were merely humans - using pistols and knives was managed in excess by software. However, the hand to hand combat done was espectacular - As well as the explosions and costumes.
One of the key features of a movie is an ending which this movie didn't got properly which led me to finally review this much aside the **** dialog. Wish they could've made the effort of using more flow and direction basics.… Expand

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sexisniceJul 9, 2021

Movie was good Florence Pugh was amazing
Solid character work and great acting by the cast

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Liquidglassx13Jul 9, 2021

I wanted to be a great Movie, I love the actors and the directors. The problem is Studio interference, There were a lot of parts where you can tell it had heavy editing and story reworking to it over the course of the pandemic. NothingI wanted to be a great Movie, I love the actors and the directors. The problem is Studio interference, There were a lot of parts where you can tell it had heavy editing and story reworking to it over the course of the pandemic. Nothing original in the premise idea that has not been done before in prior marvel movies or other AAA titles, Curious about the running time and original script/treatment idea. Should have been done prior to end game but, you know, Cow= Milk.I expected better.… Expand

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VasayJul 9, 2021

Film has the great opening scene, but after film is so boring that i already wanted to sleep. Never thought before, but even Captain Marvel is better that that...

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RenovatiaJul 19, 2021

Edit: aah, thank you for the "0 of 9 users found this helpful" votes. It's not like this website has become infected with "affiliate voters", is it? (LOL) Anyway, here it goes, enjoy.
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You know the drill: all men are evil, except for theEdit: aah, thank you for the "0 of 9 users found this helpful" votes. It's not like this website has become infected with "affiliate voters", is it? (LOL) Anyway, here it goes, enjoy.
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You know the drill: all men are evil, except for the few good ones - they are immature or even buffoons instead - and that's the only thing I have to say about the male characters. The plot: Widows are female secret agents and are evil. Turns out they're evil because they are mind-controlled. The mission: bring vials of an antidote against this mind-control.

To avoid any misunderstanding, this movie tells you right from the bat what it aims to achieve via interpretative visuals: opening scenes with a gender-confused blue haired teen girl/boy/Q+.

Before we get to the end scenes, we are firstly treated with cringe conversations, to be followed by an utterly irrelevant mid-phase.

After many standard fighting scenes (with lots of cuts and camera shakes because nobody has skills) we finally end up at the lair of the evil male Dreykov. Dreykov uses the source this planet has too much of according to him: women. The overlords behind the woke culture want you to know that men have no respect for women.

Lacking also was the Black Widow's exposure of her time when she was operational as a Widow. Her training, her missions, her place in the world, you'll get nothing. Also the dialogs were way too long as they dragged on even when an issue has been resolved already.

Bottom line, this movie was boring for most of the time.

I was surprised that ScarJo didn't carry the scenes well. Her face wasn't stating 'I got this'. The end result is that she was sidelined in her own story; Not only because of her mediocre acting, but also because the executives did not flesh out her character. She, in fact, was overshadowed by other characters in this flick.

This movie is one big lie; Taskmaster - a woman here - was played almost entirely by a male stuntman named Andy Lister. Nor did Olga Kurylenko really appear in this movie; Her head was digitally inserted when she briefly took her mask off. On Social media she complained that the suit was too heavy.

The only good thing I have to say is "Florence Pugh". She had a cute role - bit of a wacky Widow - and did a good job adding humor to the movie.

A few positives and so many negatives. Yet here's one more negative: the special effects were badly done as well. We have people jumping in front of what is obviously a green screen. It saddens me that the masses keep funding this political and lazy rubbish by paying for it.

I give it two stars because of high quality production and miss Pugh. The boredom, political messaging, unconvincing and sidelined ScarJo, bad jokes, thin story, uninspiring action really add up in a bad way.… Expand

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Unicron666Jul 10, 2021

Generic, boring and disappointing. Too interested in demonising men to make a good story. The worst was what they did to taskmaster, that was just awful! A great villain turned into an afterthought

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marco34laJul 12, 2021

This movie's opening scene is great. I was so excited, thinking... cool, finally a great popcorn action movie in theatres. As the movie progressed, it maintained a solid, feel-good vibe until it reach the middle. Half way through, this movieThis movie's opening scene is great. I was so excited, thinking... cool, finally a great popcorn action movie in theatres. As the movie progressed, it maintained a solid, feel-good vibe until it reach the middle. Half way through, this movie falls off a cliff. It bogs itself down with senseless silly dialogue that NO ONE cares about. You know... where the movie tries to be funny and witty and silly... it tries so hard that it's annoying. But, I thought, well, a minor detour can't be too bad, except this detour never returns to the action seriousness and fun of the beginning. Instead it turns into a silly soap opera or crap you'd see on Sabrina The Teenage Witch. I liked Sabrina... it doesn't and didn't work here. I struggled to stay to the end of this abomination. Waste of time and money.… Expand

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LeonardoAgui555Sep 6, 2021

One of my favorite movies is Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
This fulfills almost all those things that I liked about that movie.

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AdamWalker-Sep 26, 2021

The only bad thing about this movie is that I think it lacked more action but hence the story is quite well written.

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geo333Dec 29, 2021

This movie should have been only 1hr and 30 minutes long as at times it drags along, that said it has good action sequences, barred from logic (common sense), it's a nice farewell to a marvel character

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RichardSayreSep 30, 2021

BLACK WIDOW is one of the most explosive, action packed movies in the MCU and honestly what more can you ask for from a Marvel movie? Florence Pugh and David Harbour are the instant standouts as soon as they are on screen, and everytimeBLACK WIDOW is one of the most explosive, action packed movies in the MCU and honestly what more can you ask for from a Marvel movie? Florence Pugh and David Harbour are the instant standouts as soon as they are on screen, and everytime they're absent, the movie leaves you longing for them. Some of the scenes do tip over into Fast & Furious levels of ridiculousness yet it only adds to the movie's scale. Taskmaster is relegated to a mute robot of a villain but still effective how they use him. A fantastic and dynamic family based action flick from Marvel. Easily in the top 10 of the MCU.… Expand

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DedCermaloLlibeOct 3, 2021

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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antonzhalobOct 4, 2021

Не плохой шпионский боевик. На крепкую 7ку.

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OrijantmapleSep 29, 2021

Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good! Black Widow

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kyreneburnOct 2, 2021

Absolutely incredible acting from every single person on set. Incredible setup for Florence in the MCU and a great send-off for Nat.

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AdamSurryOct 8, 2021

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Esskandar85Oct 8, 2021

It wasn't awesome with great actions but better than iron man 3 with political approach.

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FronZzyJul 18, 2022

This is an empty film, there is nothing to cling to in it, Disney and Feige are snickering from the fact that everyone licks their ass and there is no normal criticism. I will not use the slag, which is the entire 4 phase of Marvel (exceptThis is an empty film, there is nothing to cling to in it, Disney and Feige are snickering from the fact that everyone licks their ass and there is no normal criticism. I will not use the slag, which is the entire 4 phase of Marvel (except for Spider-Man).… Expand

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alexandreaDec 1, 2021

The best character was the guy with "Karl Marx" written on his fingers total badass.

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All_ButTrU4Dec 22, 2021

mediocrity at its best, not the worst standalone marvel film but far from the best. placed awkwardly at the beginning of the Phase four this overdue conclusion to Natasha Romanoff story had all the odds against itself. shortland directionmediocrity at its best, not the worst standalone marvel film but far from the best. placed awkwardly at the beginning of the Phase four this overdue conclusion to Natasha Romanoff story had all the odds against itself. shortland direction seems adequate but when the story is written this colorless what can any one do but grit their teeth and wait for it to be over?

the unpredictable delays caused by the pandemic made the release of black widow a cartoonish event with 'featuretts' that were meant to maintain the hype around the movie adversely revealed 85% of it without a actual release in sight but even when it dropped the disappointment seemed to echo alongside worry at this clumsy start.

on its positive side black widow nails it's balance of heartwarming family comedy and action. and almost it's casting(that task master reveal was a huge misstep imo ).david harbor is a phenomenal addition o the marvel universe ,a minefield of punch lines & physical comedy and likewise florence pugh as yelena is just stellar, the gift that keeps on giving. another obvious misstep is how empty and bland Natasha feels in her own movie, her trauma narrowly explored and always the most underwhelming performance in her scenes. the plot also felt very inconsequential and easily overcame, the stakes were either low or unrealistic(even for a marvel movie).

just like captain marvel before it this is another mishandled heroine fronted blockbuster that despite having significant award winning stars involved result in a very uneven story that you can barely invest yourself in… Expand