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  • Summary: You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!

    Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring: * 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
    You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!

    Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:

    * 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
    * A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
    * A full cast of bizarre NPC's
    * Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
    * 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
    * Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
    * More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
    * Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
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    The Bard’s Tale is a low-grade action-RPG that must have spent all its skill points in voice acting and writing. Featuring Cary Elwes of The Prince Bride fame, and following a script that truly puts the snark in Resnarkled, The Bard’s Tale could talk its way out of any confrontation. Sadly, sub-par, boring combat, and a restrictive summoning system mean you’ll be rolling ability checks with a negative modifier. If only The Bard’s Tale was more proficient—should’ve chosen a wizard or a rogue.
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  1. Jun 21, 2020
    9
    I've loved this iteration of The Bard's Tale for years, and it's great to see it come to a platform I actively use. The Switch is perfect forI've loved this iteration of The Bard's Tale for years, and it's great to see it come to a platform I actively use. The Switch is perfect for this game, and you can really feel it. It's best in handheld, of course, though it actually looks surprisingly good in docked mode as well. There are so many hours of hilarious fun packed into this game, though the $30 AUD price tag was a bit steep. The controls work like a dream, and it runs smoothly with no bugs encountered so far. I'd love to see another ARPG sequel to this game, but it wouldn't be the same without Tony Jay. If you're thinking about getting this game, either get it now and enjoy your time with it, or wait for a sale to come around. Either way, I don't think you'll regret it. Expand