The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled

1. AryanLongboard

   Jan 14, 2023

   10

   I adore the humour, dialogue, accents and graphics. It brings back nostalgia for when I used to play games on the PS2 as a wee bairn. I'm onlyI adore the humour, dialogue, accents and graphics. It brings back nostalgia for when I used to play games on the PS2 as a wee bairn. I'm only 4 hours in, but it's all immensely memorable so far, and I will continue and hopefully enjoy what's next in the Skalds tale.… Expand

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2. Ruffikins

   Jan 14, 2023

   10

   BEER BEER BEER, TIDDILY BEER!
   
   Let's have a moment of silence for the man who invented BEER!

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4. AvalonISARYAN

   Jan 15, 2023

   10

   I am a fain individual, filled with mirth am I! For I realised that my beloved was in fact a watermelon! And I can now dine on delectableI am a fain individual, filled with mirth am I! For I realised that my beloved was in fact a watermelon! And I can now dine on delectable vittles, to my hearts content.… Expand

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5. bramenjam

   Mar 10, 2019

   8

   This game is not a graphical powerhouse and is not as sleek as modern games. In fact it is a remaster of a PS2 (and PC) game, which looks likeThis game is not a graphical powerhouse and is not as sleek as modern games. In fact it is a remaster of a PS2 (and PC) game, which looks like a mediocre PS3 game. But the looks is not where the fun is!
   The game is actually a fun adventure game, with levels that ramp up the difficulty perfectly so that the game keeps fun and grinding to level up is never necessary.
   More importantly, the Bard is very snarky (hence the resnarkled in the title) in all responses to the local NPC's and enemies, which is used for comedic effect during the entire game. And it's a type of humor I definitely enjoy.
   If you want a comedy adventure, the Bard's Tale is definitely worth the very reasonable price it's selling for.… Expand

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6. Lonit

   Sep 15, 2019

   7

   It's a pitty the camera is stuck in top down view.
   
   Still a solid RPG with a great soundtrack and funny dialogue

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7. tomvs123

   May 4, 2020

   7

   A great parody of old-school (80's/90's) western RPGs while being a decent game mechanically. If that sounds interesting to you and you're upA great parody of old-school (80's/90's) western RPGs while being a decent game mechanically. If that sounds interesting to you and you're up for some well-done crude and witty humor, then you'll have some fun with this one.
   
   You control The Bard, who's all about women, wine, and song, in that order. The Bard's main skill is that he can summon a variety of creatures and other beings, primarily to help fight. And to introduce our protagonist, the first thing we see him do is secretly summon a rat to scare a local barmaid, so that he can swoop in and remove it to get some female affection.
   
   The Bard is a smart guy, but frequently thinks with the wrong head or makes other not-so obvious mistakes that lands him (or others) in hot water later. Eerly on, he learns of a trapped princess and somewhat begrudgingly agrees to help free her, constantly weighing the pros of the promised riches and pleasures against the effort required to obtain these rewards.
   
   From there, you're off on your journey to save the princess, meeting many funny characters and encountering silly circumstances along the way.
   
   By far, the best part about this game is its comedic writing, and how it takes standard RPG tropes and scenarios and makes fun of them or turns them into something silly. And it does this while mostly remaining serious. It never gets to the level of nonsensical comedy for comedy's sake.
   
   The game mechanics are decent, but not deep at all. The most interesting mechanic is the summons, with you being able to eventually summon 16 differnt minions. Each has different abilities and strengths, such as having high health, ranged attacks, multi-enemy attacks, heals, etc. It was decent fun trying to find which set of summons worked best for situations. And you'll definietely need to think about each situation differently since the game difficulty is average by old-school standards, which means hard by today's standards.
   
   There's a small varity of weapons to choose from that also keeps the Bard's combat somewhat interesting. Shields and armor exist, but do very little. There's no inventory management in the game; it simply equips the best equipment automatically and auto-sells what you previously had on (keeping all of your weapon types separate). And every sellable-item you pick up is automatically sold. There are no equipment upgrade options: so no blacksmiths, socketed jems, magical enhancements, or anything like that.
   
   The only real usable item in the game is gems. These seem to be limited, found only in specific locations or as rewards for certain actions. Their primary use is to fully heal you, which I found to be required in certain situations. I was a little worried I'd run out, but ended up with over 100 unused gems by the end of the game.
   
   So this isn't a great game if you want something mechanically deep. Though if you just want to get to the next dialogue section to hear some more of the funny story and interesting characters, a simple combat system is all you need.… Expand

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8. lpdutra

   Apr 13, 2020

   1

   Its a funny game when you star playing it. Creative dialogues, but as you play it running in the ps4 you star to notice that the game have aIts a funny game when you star playing it. Creative dialogues, but as you play it running in the ps4 you star to notice that the game have a lot of glitches. in chapter 4 i literally could proceed. You depend on a NPC to break the barriers, but the mechanics that make it do so dont work in 50% of the time. There is a corridor with approximately 5 barriers in a roll and I saved just before it, had to load 7 times in a roll to get past it, just to e stuck in another corridor very similar just a little forward from that point. This game is not worthy the headache.… Expand

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