God Damn The Garden

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  • Summary: GOD DAMN THE GARDEN challenges you to face the trial of Skeleton Bastard, which tests whether or not you're worthy of becoming the next king of Badass Heaven.

    In a vast underworld, find a way to escape from the mysterious depths of God Damns World by fighting your way past aggressive    GOD DAMN THE GARDEN challenges you to face the trial of Skeleton Bastard, which tests whether or not you're worthy of becoming the next king of Badass Heaven.

    In a vast underworld, find a way to escape from the mysterious depths of God Damns World by fighting your way past aggressive creatures.

    Obtain ammunition from plants to grow yourself stronger, and find the ultimate weapon to help you ascend from the depths.    … Expand

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  1. TouchArcade
    Oct 25, 2022
    50
    While God Damn the Garden is affordable and isn’t completely without merit, I didn’t find it enjoyable at all to play. Irritating, perhaps. Frustrating, definitely. I know it has its fans, but I just can’t see any reality or circumstances where I would recommend buying or playing this over similarly affordable games on the eShop like DOOM or QUAKE. Yes, even if you’ve played those a million times before.

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  1. Elite_Institute
    Oct 19, 2022
    7
    "With its low price point and awful dialogue, I really did not know what to expect going into God Damn The Garden. What I didn’t expect was an"With its low price point and awful dialogue, I really did not know what to expect going into God Damn The Garden. What I didn’t expect was an almost Zelda-inspired FPS that felt surprisingly fulfilling over its brief runtime. It may not have the deepest mechanics, but anyone looking for some dirt cheap fun should give this one a try!"

    https://theeliteinstitute.net/2022/10/19/god-damn-the-garden/    … Expand

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