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  1. Oct 25, 2022
    50
    While God Damn the Garden is affordable and isn’t completely without merit, I didn’t find it enjoyable at all to play. Irritating, perhaps. Frustrating, definitely. I know it has its fans, but I just can’t see any reality or circumstances where I would recommend buying or playing this over similarly affordable games on the eShop like DOOM or QUAKE. Yes, even if you’ve played those a million times before.
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  1. Oct 19, 2022
    7
    "With its low price point and awful dialogue, I really did not know what to expect going into God Damn The Garden. What I didn’t expect was an"With its low price point and awful dialogue, I really did not know what to expect going into God Damn The Garden. What I didn’t expect was an almost Zelda-inspired FPS that felt surprisingly fulfilling over its brief runtime. It may not have the deepest mechanics, but anyone looking for some dirt cheap fun should give this one a try!"

    https://theeliteinstitute.net/2022/10/19/god-damn-the-garden/
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