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  1. Dec 6, 2015
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    The developers spent their money on marketing rather than making a good game.

    This is all I have to say, so I'll just keep on typing until this review is over 150 character and I can post it.

    DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.
  2. May 27, 2014
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    Worst game of 2014? Could be. I thought Thief was bad but oh man, this game thinks way too much of itself as being the coolest open world action game out there. For a "next-gen" game, it lacks detail, reflections and atmosphere. The downgraded graphics aren't even the worst part... The game suffers major slowdowns, especially while driving and even on the lowest settings you'll be sittingWorst game of 2014? Could be. I thought Thief was bad but oh man, this game thinks way too much of itself as being the coolest open world action game out there. For a "next-gen" game, it lacks detail, reflections and atmosphere. The downgraded graphics aren't even the worst part... The game suffers major slowdowns, especially while driving and even on the lowest settings you'll be sitting around 15-30 fps, and this is all on a high end system.. The controls aren't any better, with forced mouse acceleration, smoothing and lack of cursor in certain menus for navigation.

    What about game play? Hahahahaha, you must be joking if you think there's anything to do in this maze-like city they call an "open world". Driving is the worst of any open world game I've played. Car physics are so bad, it feels like you're driving a slab of concrete on ice. And the profiling crimes that take place are a joke. It's so repetitive and stale: Go help the woman being harassed, go chase the criminal with string A.I. No thanks.

    Digital trips are probably the worst aspect of all this. Cause mayhem with your spider tank! Run over demons with your car! But why? To compete in online leader boards. These side activities have nothing to do with the game itself and feel tacked on more than anything else. They are stupid, uninspired mini-games trying to be over-the-top and whacky just for the sake of it, without giving you any real benefit. I'd rather play Mario Party.

    Then there are the bugs and the horrible A.I. I just don't know what to say about this game anymore. It's a joke that's asking you for $60 and a few hours of your itme, a pathetic attempt at trying to be something profound and unique that just ends up embarrassing itself for all it's shortcomings.

    Avoid. Like. The. Plague.
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  3. May 27, 2014
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    So I pay £45 for this game and find that I can't even play it because Ubisoft's servers are down all night.

    Fine, well implementing DRM was your choice Ubisoft, as was deciding not to ensure you had sufficient servers when launching a major title. Scoring this game a 0, well, that's my choice.
  4. May 27, 2014
    0
    Don't buy this!! The game might be great but we'll see if you can run it. Many people are complaining that the game can't run on AMD cards, which is a very valid complain, however I own a top line Nvidia card (GTX 780) and I still can't play this.

    It may very well work better on any console but for the PC this port is a joke; the port of Dark Souls one ran better than this. First
    Don't buy this!! The game might be great but we'll see if you can run it. Many people are complaining that the game can't run on AMD cards, which is a very valid complain, however I own a top line Nvidia card (GTX 780) and I still can't play this.

    It may very well work better on any console but for the PC this port is a joke; the port of Dark Souls one ran better than this.

    First off, for whatever reason the moment I loaded the game the camera zoomed in to about twice what it should and made cutscenes akward and gameplay unplayable. PC gaming is more complex than console but I have no idea how slipped Ubisoft by.

    Second off, I own a GTX 780 and computer to use it and I can't run this game on ultra. I've even seen reports of people with the same high end card having trouble running the game on low. Not only are the graphics lower than what was shown in trailers but it's optimized like a joke. If you have a high end pc don't think this is another great game for you.

    You may have noticed my review had nothing to do with the game and that is true. This is because I cannot play the game!! I can't even speak of the controls, story, or system of the game as I can't get to them in a manor that they were meant to be played. How can a game that achieved gold before relasing and had this much hype fail harder than the PC port for Dark Souls or even Battlefield 4?

    It's very rare I preorder a game unless the compnay or ip has proven to be worth it (aka Valve or Bioshock) but this has taught me a lesson I should have already guessed. Never preorder anything from Ubisoft because I never will again after this failure.
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  5. May 27, 2014
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    I'm an NVIDIA user and I still hate this game. It's another boring, derivative entry in the Rockstar library of games for 15 year olds. I'm not going to pull out my nerd card and crap on this game's sad presentation of hacking. I mean come on, even Titanfall's "hacking" is minimized to a knife being jammed into a computer's circuit. Who really gives a crap if the hacking is accuratelyI'm an NVIDIA user and I still hate this game. It's another boring, derivative entry in the Rockstar library of games for 15 year olds. I'm not going to pull out my nerd card and crap on this game's sad presentation of hacking. I mean come on, even Titanfall's "hacking" is minimized to a knife being jammed into a computer's circuit. Who really gives a crap if the hacking is accurately portrayed. The bottom line is the story is boring, the characters are uninspired, and the hype/advertising this game received was WAY beyond measure. It falls flat on its face. Thank god I got this game for free with my new card, not that I would have paid for it anyway. Avoid this poop. Expand
  6. Jun 23, 2014
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    A really terrible game with absolutely no good quality's whatsoever... I really can't even believe it was released. I can't remember a more boring pointless game even if I tried. The game delivers absolutely nothing.. Terrible vehicles handling, terrible shooting mechanics that make it feel really weird, terrible soundtrack, terrible story, terrible everything. Absolutely nothingA really terrible game with absolutely no good quality's whatsoever... I really can't even believe it was released. I can't remember a more boring pointless game even if I tried. The game delivers absolutely nothing.. Terrible vehicles handling, terrible shooting mechanics that make it feel really weird, terrible soundtrack, terrible story, terrible everything. Absolutely nothing happening in this game AT ALL. No activities to do for a supposed open world type of game... The most boring game I can ever remember playing... Wish I didn't download it so I could just sell it back.. You really can't say enough bad things about this game... A real disgrace. Expand
  7. May 27, 2014
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    It starts out really promising, but of course this game is utter **** Read all of the other reviews, and you'll understand.

    Even a game from 2008 could beat this.
  8. May 27, 2014
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    Those people voting low are not just voting low for no reason. When you pull out a gun, people will suddenly turn around and look at you and people will see you take it out through a wall. When you shoot at a vehicle window, it doesn't do anything if you're not fairly close to it... When you're driving, people will just run out the way without turning their head, it's so incrediblyThose people voting low are not just voting low for no reason. When you pull out a gun, people will suddenly turn around and look at you and people will see you take it out through a wall. When you shoot at a vehicle window, it doesn't do anything if you're not fairly close to it... When you're driving, people will just run out the way without turning their head, it's so incredibly unrealistic. Damn we're talking about a game which fails on a basic level. There are a plethora of problems, stated already in the other reviews here. Expand
  9. Jun 16, 2014
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    Damn, it runs so **** on my AMD card and 4670k. Bad optimising, boring story and awesome promo company = 1 of 10 points. Good luck with Far cry 4, Ubi!
  10. May 28, 2014
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    Ubisoft just gave the middle finger to 40% of the PC community who use AMD Radeon cards like myself. I won't blame Nvidia for ruining the industry with their proprietary crap and closed environment. I'm blaming Ubisoft for ignoring us. I'll update my review once the game gets patched, and if not I'll be requesting a refund.
  11. May 27, 2014
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    The game is amazing!!! This is the nextgen!!! The cars are handling like a brick and missing the deformation. Those amazing pedestrians with the same walking animation. The boring storyline, and press to win hacking. Oh god 10/10!!!
  12. May 27, 2014
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    Ubisoft is not giving a shiet about PC and thats enought for me to give it a big fat zero. Also the graphics are awful and this is important in a game that was marketed as "next-gen". What a load of bull crap.
  13. Oct 2, 2014
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    Ubisoft. Give it up. You are an EA. You ruin every good idea you touch. Just let Dev teams finish their games before they put it out and you will be fine. Don't throw us an alpha and say its a finished product.
  14. May 28, 2014
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    This is unacceptable. The game doesn't even start! It's not a problem of my computer, the issue is common among many gamers on Ubisoft forums. And this isn't the first time neither.
    Really, someone at Ubisoft needs to be fired. As soon as possible.
  15. May 30, 2014
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    I was very excited for this game. Wasn't playable on release and is not yet. DON'T BUY IT!!
    Ubisoft really messed it up. I want my money back ! Relase a game like this is a slap in the face of every honest customer. People who downloaded it on the pirate bay played without any problems.
  16. Jun 1, 2014
    0
    Bait and switch from E3, playing watch dogs I jumped into the river to escape cops, the water disappeared and i was running on the bottom of the river ground with no water and looking up I could see boats but sense there's no water I could not swim up to them, what was the extra six months for?
  17. May 31, 2014
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    As of today - very poorly executed port. It may sound like whining, but this game runs on ultra in very unstable 20-50 FPS on my rig with gForce 780Ti and i7 4770.

    Plus the u-play nonsence that noone wants drives me nuts. Oh yeah - you could argue - this is a next gen title, it has fancy graphics. No it doesn't. It looks good, but not revolutionary, and the constant FPS drops are
    As of today - very poorly executed port. It may sound like whining, but this game runs on ultra in very unstable 20-50 FPS on my rig with gForce 780Ti and i7 4770.

    Plus the u-play nonsence that noone wants drives me nuts.

    Oh yeah - you could argue - this is a next gen title, it has fancy graphics. No it doesn't. It looks good, but not revolutionary, and the constant FPS drops are very annoying. Same kind of drops happen on medium settings.

    Talking about a poor console port!
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  18. Aug 26, 2014
    0
    The game is amazing!!! This is the nextgen!!! The cars are handling like a brick and missing the deformation. Those amazing pedestrians with the same walking animation. The boring storyline, and press to win hacking. Oh god 10/10!!!
  19. May 28, 2014
    0
    Repetitive, too easy, boooring. Lots of technical issues. Skip this title. It was overhyped and it is a sh itty GTA wannabe clone that doesn't come close to the original. Boycott ubisoft.
  20. May 28, 2014
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    How is it not criminal offense to release this putrid trap for honest ppl paying with hard earned money - BRIBED professional reviews=they should hang ;E - seems like we really live in free world -FREE of any
    any sense or self awareness ;(((((
  21. May 29, 2014
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    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Awful management, game it isn't optimized.
    At you it turns out to play? At me isn't present. I not came to look at graphics, and at a good plot, a wonderful world and opportunities presented in this game. From this I didn't receive anything. Game is really awful.
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  22. May 28, 2014
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    The Graphics aren't that good to be honest, the graphic sare like saints row 2 on high and like saints row 3 on ultra both games who runs way better than this piece of **** it's so poorly optimized that it really destroys the immersion. even if the game had good optimization it wouldn't even be that good, it has hurrendous view bobbing, like things render like 5 feet away from you even onThe Graphics aren't that good to be honest, the graphic sare like saints row 2 on high and like saints row 3 on ultra both games who runs way better than this piece of **** it's so poorly optimized that it really destroys the immersion. even if the game had good optimization it wouldn't even be that good, it has hurrendous view bobbing, like things render like 5 feet away from you even on everything maxed out. i wasn't even looking forward to this one because i've gotten used to the insane ammount of lieing game companies now throw at us. it looked better at E3 and that was almost a f''king year ago, you'd think that they had improved the graphics by then, but no. i bet they worked 1 month on it and then watched TV whilst eating pizza the rest of the time. Expand
  23. May 29, 2014
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    Hello dear company Ubisoft . When, in August last year, I did pre-order your game watchdogs , and then heard that you'll optimize the game only under the same manufacturer as a card (Nvidia). You not only that almost a year! Detained edition of the game , so even just a couple of weeks obmyavili that everything will be under the (Nvidia) is optimized . This action on your part for whichHello dear company Ubisoft . When, in August last year, I did pre-order your game watchdogs , and then heard that you'll optimize the game only under the same manufacturer as a card (Nvidia). You not only that almost a year! Detained edition of the game , so even just a couple of weeks obmyavili that everything will be under the (Nvidia) is optimized . This action on your part for which you want to spit in the face. I am the person who paid you yesterday morning coffee and dinner. But your swinish attitude for what gave me the confidence to buy games that your company is no longer . and I think that a lot of people now just configured. And let no one more pc users will never believe in your development . And let your life, in your families will be the same as ordinary users of your products .

    (RUS)

    Здравствуйте дорогая компания Юбисофт. Когда в августе прошлого года я делал предзаказ вашей игры Сторожевые Псы, то и не слышал что вы будите оптимизировать игру только под одного производителя виде карт (Nvidia). Вы мало того что почти на год! Задержали выпуск игры, так ещё и только за пару недель обmявили о том что всё будет под (Nvidia) оптимизировано. Это с вашей стороны поступок за который хочется плюнуть вам в лицо. Я тот человек который оплатил вам утренний кофе и вчерашний ужин. Но ваше свинское отношение за то дало мне уверенность в том что покупать игры вашей компании больше не стоит. и я думаю что очень много людей сейчас точно так же настроены. И пусть ни один больше пользователь пк, никогда не будет верить в ваши разработки. И пусть в вашей жизни, в ваших семьях будет происходить тоже самое что и у рядовых пользователей вашей продукции.
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  24. May 28, 2014
    0
    his game deserves a 4-5/10 at most, the city feels so damn lifeless, the car physics are worse than Sega racing games from the 90's, the story is generic at best, the characters are poor, its dumbed down, the hacking is done with just a tap of a button not in depth hacking like Ubisoft said there'd be, the 'hacking' (pressing a single button) while fun for 20 minutes or so just feels likehis game deserves a 4-5/10 at most, the city feels so damn lifeless, the car physics are worse than Sega racing games from the 90's, the story is generic at best, the characters are poor, its dumbed down, the hacking is done with just a tap of a button not in depth hacking like Ubisoft said there'd be, the 'hacking' (pressing a single button) while fun for 20 minutes or so just feels like a tacked on gimmick, the visuals are bland, the animations are horrible, the AI is terrible, the game is CHOCK full of bugs, the pop-in is insanely terrible even on PC and last but not least Uplay. They pretty much lied to their customers through false advertising and what they delivered was FAAAAAAAAAR from what they promised. Remember it was Ubisoft that set the bar. The fact that they lied gives this an instant zero. Expand
  25. Sep 12, 2014
    0
    I wanted this game to be good but unfortunately that wasn't the case. It's the same game as Far Cry and Assassin's Creed re-skinned. The graphics have been considerably downgraded to be the same on consoles. And between the bugs, childish memes, and boring gameplay, this is quite possibly the worst game I've ever played.
  26. Jun 29, 2014
    0
    It seems Ubisoft never make a game with a charming story. This game is just like AC4, in which the story should be great, if it follows the way of what is depicted in the trailer. Unfortunately, this game fails in the same way as AC4, with a poor story completely deviated from the one mentioned in trailer.

    Lazy works can be clearly observed in this game. There are great deviations in
    It seems Ubisoft never make a game with a charming story. This game is just like AC4, in which the story should be great, if it follows the way of what is depicted in the trailer. Unfortunately, this game fails in the same way as AC4, with a poor story completely deviated from the one mentioned in trailer.

    Lazy works can be clearly observed in this game. There are great deviations in lighting from various environment, either too dark or bright. Vehicles or NPCs get jammed in street. Crazy physic like people or vehicle flying like a rocket when being hit, is also present in this game.

    The game mechanic is also an epic failure. The character animations and control are apparently direct clones from AC4 and Splinter Cell Blacklist. The hacking and driving mechanics are both laughable, you can just play the game as a mediocre TPS without any compromise in mission objective, in the ways limited by the developer, e.g. can't shoot when driving vehicle.

    I won't talk more about the technical issues of this game, as it is mentioned by other reviewers many times already.

    Basically, PC players are doomed due to some "nice" works by their "beloved" developers.

    A game of such low quality with intention to play trick on PC players, can even break the sales record of the developers. Do you think that it is ridiculous? This presents a serious problem in the game community. Buyers, please learn to read the reviews, don't believe the trailer blindly and just pre-order. And most importantly, do not forget what the unethical companies have done to you, and boycott them in future.
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  27. May 27, 2014
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    0/10

    - Horrendous controls with m/k ,mouse acceleration. - Bad story / Bland characters, unimaginable cliche storyline. - Gimmick hacking. - UPLAY - At the time I am writing this you can not actually play online because it's down. - Bad gameplay from bad driving mechanics to bad shooting mechanics to bad hacking mechanics to AI problems. - The game is an abysmal port
    0/10

    - Horrendous controls with m/k ,mouse acceleration.

    - Bad story / Bland characters, unimaginable cliche storyline.

    - Gimmick hacking.

    - UPLAY - At the time I am writing this you can not actually play online because it's down.

    - Bad gameplay from bad driving mechanics to bad shooting mechanics to bad hacking mechanics to AI problems.

    - The game is an abysmal port (general bad coding. cpu leaks etc.).

    For the above reasons the game gets a 0 / 10 .
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  28. Jul 6, 2014
    0
    What an absolute disgrace of a game! Saying **** You" to everyone who is playing it. Absolutely sickening. Did not even deliver what they promised us.
  29. May 30, 2014
    0
    -unnecessary/abnormal rain/thunder and its occurs more often
    -stealth , kill and escape
    -not optimized as always...expected from ubisoft
    -repeatitious missions
    -no shooting while driving
  30. May 27, 2014
    0
    The game is boring. It has bad graphics and physics (worse than GTA IV does), stupid and repetetive gameplay. NPCs and cars are spawning right in front of the player.
  31. May 28, 2014
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    I've never felt so robbed with a videogame! I bought the $70 Deluxe edition, just to feel I donated it to a greedy mediocre company.

    If you somehow manage to log into your UPlay account (which sucks like all DRM does), you get into a terribly developed game, which won't allow a High end PC to run any higher than Medium graphics. To make things even better, if you have an AMD card you're
    I've never felt so robbed with a videogame! I bought the $70 Deluxe edition, just to feel I donated it to a greedy mediocre company.

    If you somehow manage to log into your UPlay account (which sucks like all DRM does), you get into a terribly developed game, which won't allow a High end PC to run any higher than Medium graphics. To make things even better, if you have an AMD card you're screwed, it will only be a session of one BSOD after another...

    Ubisoft should feel ashamed of the product they delivered and give everybody their money back. The game is unplayable.
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  32. Jun 25, 2014
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    Well it was a boring game.Im glad it ended i was just playing to finish it...Very common story and u could predict it easily.Not to mention the graphics section , it was like a tank full of holes...Stuttering , fps drop for not so "wow" graphics...And to mention that it reminded a copy of GTA 3.It was like playing GTA 3..Not to mention the propaganda part where CTos2.0 was going to helpWell it was a boring game.Im glad it ended i was just playing to finish it...Very common story and u could predict it easily.Not to mention the graphics section , it was like a tank full of holes...Stuttering , fps drop for not so "wow" graphics...And to mention that it reminded a copy of GTA 3.It was like playing GTA 3..Not to mention the propaganda part where CTos2.0 was going to help the community in chicago by spectating the whole world throught cameras...0 privacy?...Anyway nothing good on it.Neither graphics nor plot. Expand
  33. May 27, 2014
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    First of all, this game is broken beyond repair. My computer uses a graphics card utilizing two GPUs on the same PCB, which is essentially an integrated Crossfire system. Disrupt doesn't support such systems (the engine), so I had to install it on my powerful laptop with a dedicated Nvidia GPU, which worked as Nvidia is in bed with them. It stutters like **** and makes the game unplayableFirst of all, this game is broken beyond repair. My computer uses a graphics card utilizing two GPUs on the same PCB, which is essentially an integrated Crossfire system. Disrupt doesn't support such systems (the engine), so I had to install it on my powerful laptop with a dedicated Nvidia GPU, which worked as Nvidia is in bed with them. It stutters like **** and makes the game unplayable at any setting but the lowest.

    The crime system is a joke consisting out of three different cases in six different locations, each the same. The repercussions are a joke, getting money is a joke, there is two types of police vehicles, two models... The helicopter and the generic vehicle.

    There is no dynamic lighting (not even on ultra), the game looks like **** during the day. The drving mechanics are a joke, cutscenes are pretty much the only thing that's okay. But you can't drive anything, it was developed by a goddamn toddler.

    Stealth missions are an automatic fail on the first sight of discovery.

    Where is the pride? Big review houses are giving this game huge scores (8+), but it doesn't deserve 3. It's a piece of **** go around it if you can.
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  34. May 27, 2014
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    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Was way over hyped for the game it actually is. The driving is absolutely horrendous, you almost have to have a motorcycle to escape on realistic. The story line is ok, although the dialog felt really bland and boring. The only interaction I actually preferred was Aiden and Clara and they ruined that. I won't even start on the performance issues about this game. Honestly it burned two nights of boredom but that was about it. Expand
  35. May 28, 2014
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    Game **** I didnt like it! I can only hope better. It is for me crap made retarded. Couldnt make like in CTA 5! Both grafics and control! Bad game!!!!
  36. May 27, 2014
    0
    The game is unoptimized, filled with graphics and physics engine bugs. It doesn't hold anything to what the industry has been putting out since 2008, like GTA IV. Severe framerate and stability issues, as expected from anything coming from a subpar video games company like Ubisoft.

    Physics engine is a total mess: car handling, damage reactions, one hit kills, bullet impacts, etc. Same
    The game is unoptimized, filled with graphics and physics engine bugs. It doesn't hold anything to what the industry has been putting out since 2008, like GTA IV. Severe framerate and stability issues, as expected from anything coming from a subpar video games company like Ubisoft.

    Physics engine is a total mess: car handling, damage reactions, one hit kills, bullet impacts, etc.
    Same goes for the graphics engine: lack of proeminent modern features like dynamic shadows or reflection.

    Final boss is a QTE.

    Uninteresting story and characters.

    No content besides random roaming and killing.

    Target audience is 16 years olds from Reddit/Tumblr, as proven by the inclusion of Internet "pop culture" references like "memes".

    Play GTA IV instead, this is just a wannabe Rockstar game but fails completely. Stop trying Ubisoft, just make mobile apps and leave the video game industry alone.
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  37. May 27, 2014
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    This game not worth money and time . Graphic not amazing at all, driving physic awful. It feels boring and chunky. There is many bugs on amd card. With my i5 and r9 280x i can't play even on low
  38. May 27, 2014
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    I played in the creation of a new Ubisoft - do not know what 's so grand - engine - clean AC: BF can be seen with the naked eye with the 90% trimmed parkour . Physics in the game - the whole campaign she left a cloak protagonists. Machines behave inappropriately - simple details tkakih traces of burnt rubber - no. Physics destruction cars - about anything. In passable signified miracleI played in the creation of a new Ubisoft - do not know what 's so grand - engine - clean AC: BF can be seen with the naked eye with the 90% trimmed parkour . Physics in the game - the whole campaign she left a cloak protagonists. Machines behave inappropriately - simple details tkakih traces of burnt rubber - no. Physics destruction cars - about anything. In passable signified miracle play combined joystick ( for cars ) + keyboard + mouse ( for everything else ) . Puzzle empty and monotonous . Side missions did not want to pass because of wet and empty plot. And fantasy writers have really not as such - a good idea - the result - a complete PE. Less than at the end of the second chapter is becoming clear that there will be at the end of the fifth .
    Ubisoft is a failure . Trying to keep up with the GTA V - not successful . Absent any fan . Empty city and live their lives. Size 13 or 22 gig , it does not justify itself . 8 gigs ceiling.
    But what's really there - in Assassin Creed and that was fun to play - even though the story was surreal .
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  39. May 27, 2014
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    This game has 9 different editions and the season pass doesn't even cover all the available DLC, to add insult to injury it also uses uplay DRM on top of steam. I guess you can view those points as problems with the publisher instead of the game's fault - that's why I didn't factor those into my score, nonetheless they are here so you can make an educated purchase or not.

    Now about the
    This game has 9 different editions and the season pass doesn't even cover all the available DLC, to add insult to injury it also uses uplay DRM on top of steam. I guess you can view those points as problems with the publisher instead of the game's fault - that's why I didn't factor those into my score, nonetheless they are here so you can make an educated purchase or not.

    Now about the game itself. Ubisoft has promised us a true next-gen experience (whatever that actually means) but Watch_Dogs fails to deliver in almost every regard.

    - The PC Version is very unoptimized and is crash prone, there are also crashes related to AMD AND Nvidia drivers but you can't fully blame them for this.
    - Graphics on ultra doesn't look that good yet the game requires big hardware for it (see point above for why)
    - Car Handling is really bad
    - AI is overly scripted and generally bad; Examples: When you are in a vehicle and drive onto the rails the trains will do a full stop for you - even if they have just 4m to hit you which brings us to the next point
    - Physics are very, very bad. Generally the game feels like GTA on training wheels, Cars and trains will do physical impossible full stops to get out of your way, there is no real deforming/damage models on vehicles, you can hop out of moving trains without any injury, drive your bike with full speed into a wall and it just stops, then you drive backwards against a pole and your car is flung 100m into the air.
    - Missions are repetitive and not fun after a while, the story is also a kind of hit and miss. There is really no character development
    - The most notorious flaw however is lazy developers/ Lack of detail: Poor Water detail (no spray when you shoot it, static waves etc), static shadows, reflections are phony - they only reflect static images no cars, NPCs or even the protagonist, lack of vehicle damage model, most decorations are static and can't be destroyed by driving your car into it, no scratching walls with your vehicle, invisible walls everywhere, overdone minigames with little to no change to them, shooting civilians always kills them with a single bullet even if you hit their pinky. Hacking is very boring after 1-2hrs in the game, always the same pattern (very much like a problem with the AC series), speaking of Assasins Creed: They even copied the run animation for Watch dogs, do some sprinting and you will recognize it.

    There really is no excuse for all that laziness for a game that promised a nextgen experience and even went so far to compare itself (in it's own ads) with GTA. GTA4 does everything in the detail category better and was released 2008! Also it's highly modable which can put it above this game graphic wise and still perform better.
    I'd give this 3/10 but as so many idios give it 10 to "even out" the bad reviews, well I'm doing that too.
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  40. May 27, 2014
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    Ubi$oft really dropped the ball on this one. I guess the delay didn't help at all.

    The game launched with many bugs and complaints. One of the biggest ones is the need to install uPlay and launch it through steam everytime before you play as a sort of middleman who really hates you.

    The game crashes constantly, if you can even get in the game that is.
  41. May 31, 2014
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    Just a call to metacritic to try and stop these very obvious FAKE reviews to try and get the score to a positive number. people are pissed of because we are getting RIPPED OFF yet again by the likes of Ubisoft

    I am beyond rage about these horrible media campaigns and the unfortunatly expected crappy console ports. What a bad day for gamers.
  42. May 27, 2014
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    Uplay is down, I can't download the game. Judging by the slew of similar problems reported here I can see that I'm not the only one.

    Maybe it is a blessing in disguise, the game seems to be a lame duck of a console port judging be the sites that I trust like Rock Paper Shotgun.
  43. May 27, 2014
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    This game is pretty bad, it looks like GTA IV which is 6 years old, I have played it for 2 hours and that was more than enough.. this hacking is boring too,.. Now I understand why ubisoft neeed such a big advertising..
  44. May 27, 2014
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    Can't even launch the game because of Uplay, until Ubisoft gets rid of the idiotic 'service' don't buy anything from them. This isn't the first time Uplay has caused issues for me either, having previously deleted 6 hours of game progress in AC4.
  45. May 29, 2014
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    Two words describe this piece of crap : SCRIPTED EVENT!
    They said we could choose how to do the mission... **** if you do a perfect stealth mission at a point some guard/car will pop out of nowhere and charge like you have some kind of GPS on you.
    Another thing I had to get closer of my tv, the game was giving me headache. I played for 30+ hours and so far the most ''fun'' thing I've
    Two words describe this piece of crap : SCRIPTED EVENT!
    They said we could choose how to do the mission... **** if you do a perfect stealth mission at a point some guard/car will pop out of nowhere and charge like you have some kind of GPS on you.
    Another thing I had to get closer of my tv, the game was giving me headache.
    I played for 30+ hours and so far the most ''fun'' thing I've done is the Spider-tank mini game and it wasn't that fun...
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  46. May 27, 2014
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    Quite possibly the most overhyped blunder of the new-gen. Horrible optimization, horrible graphics that we were outright lied to at E3, AI is abysmal, gunplay is abysmal, the list goes on if you want just scroll down and read through the negative reviews. They're mostly all true.
  47. May 27, 2014
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    The game is exactly not what was shown at E3. From stupid driving to disgusting "next-gen" graphics the game is simply terrible. It also doesn't help that it tries to hard to be and beat GTA V which was a 10/10. Therefore I give Watch Dogs a solid and generous 0/10.
  48. May 27, 2014
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    0/10 worst game of the year all years
    There are no dogs and you don't get to watch them.
    I demand a refund i was lied to.I want a game where i can actually watch some **** dogs.
  49. May 27, 2014
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    created this account just to bash this stupid game, how the hell would a major dev release a game with out even testing it on most major GPU's out there in the market??!!!
    so me having a double GPU graphics card means i cant play? and to make matters worse, having an AMD card is like having Ubisoft giving you the middle finger and shoving it up ***** ***.
    Ubisoft is just turning to be
    created this account just to bash this stupid game, how the hell would a major dev release a game with out even testing it on most major GPU's out there in the market??!!!
    so me having a double GPU graphics card means i cant play? and to make matters worse, having an AMD card is like having Ubisoft giving you the middle finger and shoving it up ***** ***.
    Ubisoft is just turning to be another EA wanna be. i swear am never buying any thing from Ubishi* again. back to pirating their games and giving them the middle finger back.
    i hope i can get my refund from steam, what a waste of 70 bucks.
    NEVER PRE-ORDER A GAME AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    its funny how they delayed the release, hhahaha better for the game, so they can release a complete game. what a joke.
    totally crap.
    not even trying to support AMD from the get go is just a huge slap to the face. poor AMD and poor me.
    Dear Gabe Newell, our god and pc gaming savior. we love you.
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  50. May 27, 2014
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    Ubi take a half of year to finish this, but instead of getting game that working fine I'm paid for piece of Uplay crap. Blue screen crashes, long loadings, bugs, etc.
  51. May 27, 2014
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    The game as shipped is unplayable, even on a high end machine it jumps and stutters at the lowest of settings. The graphics are less impressive than those of GTAIV or the latest in the hitman series, leaving this game with few excuses for poor performance. Ubisoft should be better than producing this shovelware.
  52. May 27, 2014
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    You can hack security cameras...cool(really very).
    You can hack the stuff you are seeing from the security camera WTF. Before this I was sceptical, and was not liking it, post this I hated it never to boot it up again.
  53. May 27, 2014
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    This game completely under delivers in every single way. In the E3 trailers graphics were stunning, however, now that I have actually seen it the graphics are not even on par with games 4 years ago. Not to mention the extremely and inexcusable performance on my computer which easily runs Battlefield 4 with 110fps average on max settings. That comes after the fact that I spent at least 6This game completely under delivers in every single way. In the E3 trailers graphics were stunning, however, now that I have actually seen it the graphics are not even on par with games 4 years ago. Not to mention the extremely and inexcusable performance on my computer which easily runs Battlefield 4 with 110fps average on max settings. That comes after the fact that I spent at least 6 hours trying to log in to uPlay which means the game can't even launch. Even after it does launch it takes an insanely long time to load that is with dual SSDs in raid 0. After all that there can't be more problems can there? Well there is more; the game is extremely jittery and has an extreme amount of game breaking bugs and glitches. This game is probably the worse game of the decade. Expand
  54. May 27, 2014
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    Terrible PC port. The optimization is abysmal. The story is completely boring. Regarding the game play, think of it as a glorified assassins creed set in current time. I have a pretty high end PC and suffer from fps drops while driving or doing any other stuff. Also, ultra settings don't live up to the quality of the demo shown a while back. Don't buy it, or just wait until Ubisoft fixes it.
  55. May 28, 2014
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    El juego es una broma de mal gusto, con un i7 4930k y una radeon 295x2 no puedo jugar en ultra porque el juego pega bajones a 20 fps sin sentido alguno.

    Ubi se ha lucido con esta basura de optimizacion, voy a pedir el reembolso del juego, retraso del juego par esta porqueria de rendimiento.
  56. Jun 18, 2014
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    I completely regret buying this game.

    For a 2014, single player TPS: - Awful camera movement - Awful driving physics and animations. - Awful shaders during daytime - No sense of acomplishment, reward or progress - Dull story and characters - Replayability 0 - Uninstalled after a few hours. Graphics and animations... they're a must for new games. Nothing impressive there.
    I completely regret buying this game.

    For a 2014, single player TPS:

    - Awful camera movement
    - Awful driving physics and animations.
    - Awful shaders during daytime
    - No sense of acomplishment, reward or progress
    - Dull story and characters
    - Replayability 0
    - Uninstalled after a few hours.

    Graphics and animations... they're a must for new games. Nothing impressive there.

    I know it's rough, but I'm really disappointed, I was expecting much more. I'd rather start over GTA 4 than try to finish this game.
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  57. May 28, 2014
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    Verbosity aside, don't believe the hype.

    I'll put it concisely: it's nigh-impossible to get running and to get running well (I have a GTX Titan and a monster processor; 'nough said), its story is neurotypical revenge flick fare, its driving is just **** neurotic overall (think of driving in DarkRP, but double the rage inducing factor), hacking is a wishy washy gimmick that gets stale
    Verbosity aside, don't believe the hype.

    I'll put it concisely: it's nigh-impossible to get running and to get running well (I have a GTX Titan and a monster processor; 'nough said), its story is neurotypical revenge flick fare, its driving is just **** neurotic overall (think of driving in DarkRP, but double the rage inducing factor), hacking is a wishy washy gimmick that gets stale after the first few car pileups and random explosions, gameplay is poorly optimized (mouse sensitivity as well as mouse smoothing is just wack, and there's no way to modify it in game, but it's easily mended with some edits to the .xml file), and combat overall is actually not fun at all, even with strong auto aim on, AND with the mouse fixes. AI is just plainly and simply completely down syndrome ridden, even on hard, and the NSA-esque digital prying becomes irking and never gets any funnier than stupid allusions to NPCs' sexual preferences. The only mildly entertaining character here was the azn with the funny hair, and even he wears thin quickly. Textures pop in and out constantly, yet this is merely a tidbit of what I've been hearing about the more common technical difficulties my brethren have been experiencing (RANDOM CRASHING; need I say more?).

    And the worst aspect of it all: even on Ultra with every setting cranked up to the max, the game looks NOTHING like the E3 2012 tech demo that we've been salivating over for 2 years. We were brokered a fairy tale by snake oil salesmen, yet again. When will we learn?
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  58. May 28, 2014
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    Simply boooooooring!An unfinished garbage!Full of glitches,full of bugs,no AI at all...
    Never ever believe the hype,this game is dead at birth.It started to be boring from the start,but,the part that shocked me the most is the driving!Who did that?The cars have no physics,looks like are made of plastic or wood.No,I can't even write any more,this game bored me too much...
  59. May 28, 2014
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    I can't believe those fake reviews which rate the game with 8/10 and over!! It's absolute garbage!

    - Boring - Terrible car handling - Stupid and pointless missions - Bad graphics for 2014 game and that is needs a good video card (I have GTX 560) - Very heavy, even for good computers - Lot's of glitches and bugs +++ Good Ubisoft marketing department, that fooled many people and
    I can't believe those fake reviews which rate the game with 8/10 and over!! It's absolute garbage!

    - Boring
    - Terrible car handling
    - Stupid and pointless missions
    - Bad graphics for 2014 game and that is needs a good video card (I have GTX 560)
    - Very heavy, even for good computers
    - Lot's of glitches and bugs

    +++ Good Ubisoft marketing department, that fooled many people and bought this garbage!!!
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  60. May 28, 2014
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    The developers have decided that, because my graphics chip set is the wrong kind for their taste, Apparently I don't deserve to play because I'm not an Nvidia user. Go to hell Ubisoft
  61. May 28, 2014
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    This game not fun at all. First of all I stuck at 80% loading screen and when I play this game it very fking lag. If u think that's all? game element is sucks it like gta + saint rows without gangster and noob chat voice. **** ubisoft
  62. May 28, 2014
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    AMAZING crab of perfomance on PC, i7 4930k ,16Gb ram 1866Mhz ,GTX 780 Ti. 15-45 Fps never STABLE.

    seriously do not recommend purchase.

    -Driving SOOOO bad

    -Static Shadows

    -hack is crap

    -AI .....seriusly bad.

    playing the pirate version before buying this crap optimization.
  63. May 28, 2014
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    If you own an AMD card, don't buy this game!! just don't.!! Ubish1t became Nvidias little **** and decided to give the middle finger to 40% of the PC market. 2 days and game crashes every time after Ubish1t logo. my PC config I7 16gb Ram at 2133 and ATI HD 6990 4GB
  64. May 28, 2014
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    It looks like a game from 2008, it doesn't respect ANY physics... Driving is the most terrible thing I've ever seen, you can "crash" with your bike into a car and you don't fall, you can drive your car into another and nothing happens, there's a lot of bugs too... The game's optimization for PC is a crap, you can't play with the recommended settings, AMD graphics cards ? Forget it, itIt looks like a game from 2008, it doesn't respect ANY physics... Driving is the most terrible thing I've ever seen, you can "crash" with your bike into a car and you don't fall, you can drive your car into another and nothing happens, there's a lot of bugs too... The game's optimization for PC is a crap, you can't play with the recommended settings, AMD graphics cards ? Forget it, it won't run well... It was about 4 years of development and this game seems like a crap indie game... Smaller map than GTA 4... If you buy it, you will see bugs, every **** moment. They're selling a unfinished game just that... Hyped us with something real good, they delayed it to finish, but they didn't finished anything, I rather wait more 4 years than buying this **** Expand
  65. May 28, 2014
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    Absolute **** how Ubisoft completely reduced all visual graphics and effects to cater to the underpowered console market. F*ck their marketing and completely capitalist money hungering f*ckery.
  66. May 29, 2014
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    BANK ACCOUNT HACKED
    [Being, Sentient]
    [Suckered by Ubisoft]
    [Age: 27]
    [Occupation: Idiot]
    [Bank Account: -$59.99]

    - Stupid NPC
    - Woods cars
    - Not interesting player's company.
    - Nothing to do in city
    - Static shadows
  67. May 29, 2014
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    I bought the game, on the release day things went bad.

    Uplay site was horrible to get on, lags and unable to connect. Took me 1 day to try and download "Uplay" and the download was corrupted. Then i restarted and tried again. Then finally after 5 hours i could "start up the game" but when i tried to play CRASH I had 5 crashed before i could even go further then the intro movies.
    I bought the game, on the release day things went bad.

    Uplay site was horrible to get on, lags and unable to connect.
    Took me 1 day to try and download "Uplay" and the download was corrupted.
    Then i restarted and tried again.

    Then finally after 5 hours i could "start up the game" but when i tried to play CRASH

    I had 5 crashed before i could even go further then the intro movies. And you can't skip.
    After awhile I could but then CRASH.

    I gave up and tried to do everything possible to fix it. Re-download, install all drivers etc.

    Still no luck, this is day 3 and i still can't play this game. 2 of my friends could play it and they say it's horrible. Multi-player takes 1/2 hours before you can invade random people. Then it's broken.
    Game-play issues etc.

    for a game that got delayed for nearly 2 years you would expect them to FIX and bring a STABLE game out. where did 68 Mil $ go? how can a game that cost that much be SO horrible.

    here's a vid about the crash I'm getting

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnThC_6nKVA

    Bad launch, reminds me of Rome 2, Siims city 2013 and X rebirth. BAD and horrible launch. Great PR but did not live up to it's expectation.
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  68. DAE
    May 29, 2014
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    This game look like GTA:Vice city. No Physics. No reflections. The city is full of scripts - well, in fact in Gothic3 NPC were more realistic than here.
  69. May 29, 2014
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    The worst thing about this game is that I bought it! I'm a pc gamer and I'm accustom to use the keyboard and mouse and it sucks. Also I pre-ordered the game and now ubisoft got my money and I'm stuck with the crap.
  70. May 29, 2014
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    Watch Dogs have the most groundbreaking game physics ever!

    The train physics of this game is incredible! When you approach the train from a medium range distance it will stop in an instant. Wow, this is innovation right there! This is the future for the game physics right there! The physics of this game is what makes this game the best next-gen game out there, it completely
    Watch Dogs have the most groundbreaking game physics ever!

    The train physics of this game is incredible! When you approach the train from a medium range distance it will stop in an instant. Wow, this is innovation right there! This is the future for the game physics right there!

    The physics of this game is what makes this game the best next-gen game out there, it completely demolishes other next-gen games. The game is flat in terms of physics but this is what makes this game superior to other similar type of games in it's genre. GTA games has better and more realistic features in terms of game physics but this game delivers the real next-gen evolution of flat physics which is what we have been waiting for all these years! Also I musn't forget to mention how inconsistent the car physics is compared to the flawless train physics.
    The vehicle physics though is what makes this game unplayable and most of the crashes could have been much better made, even GTA IV which is a current gen game have much more realism to crashes than this game so this game made me disappointed and I cant tolerate those physics at all so I do not recommend this game. Horrible game physics 0/10 but if the game had been much more realistic in that aspect I would gladly recommend this game and even give it a perfect score but this was close to being the best and most realistic game that I never had played. Unfortunately this game did not live up to it's hype, (game development years 2009-2014).
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  71. May 30, 2014
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    Facts about Watch Dogs:
    - Stupid NPC
    - Woods cars
    - Not interesting player's company.
    - Nothing to do in city
    - Static shadows
    It is game not about hacking. One button click is not hack. It is game not about freedom. You have only few opportunities which stay so boring after 2 hours.
  72. May 30, 2014
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    Well.... Game is a huge lie. AI is stupid, driving cars makes you angry, reflections on windows are not real, car's lights don't give any shadows, cars can't damage walls, car's damage makes no sense, static shadows, boring multiplayer, city doesn't live, it's just scripted and many many many more....
  73. May 30, 2014
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    To add facts about Watch Dogs:
    - Dumb storyline
    - Unbearable phisics
    - Poor PC performance
    - Dumb side missions
    - Poor acting performance
    - Unbearable police chase
    I will never pay a dime to Ubisoft in advance and will never prebuy a game from them!! WD is a real garbage!
  74. May 30, 2014
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    Unfortunately I've bought this "concoction" via steam. Everything I like in GTA I've missed in Watch Dogs. I was tourist trapped by the E3 trailers. I cannot express how emotionally disappointing the 'watch dogs experience' is for me. Just take a boat and try to drive to the open sea and within minutes bump against an invisible wall. Welcome to "The Trueman Show, 2014".
    This so-called
    Unfortunately I've bought this "concoction" via steam. Everything I like in GTA I've missed in Watch Dogs. I was tourist trapped by the E3 trailers. I cannot express how emotionally disappointing the 'watch dogs experience' is for me. Just take a boat and try to drive to the open sea and within minutes bump against an invisible wall. Welcome to "The Trueman Show, 2014".
    This so-called open world is a cage. Why is this hobo protagonist wearing this unbearable ugly coat? Driving is a nuisance, FPS an ordeal, hacking a bad joke,the omnipresent flooding notifications distracting, the missions I've passed boring, storyline predictable, gaming freedom not existing. This "game" will be buried in my steam library.
    It will be my last time buying a game at release - hopefully.
    GTA SA is still unbeaten - even compared to GTA V - and will be my all-time favourite.
    Eventually the watch dogs are the naive customers of Ubisoft. Is this the profound message of this game?
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  75. May 30, 2014
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    Save your $60. I played four hours of this mess and I'm done with it. Deleted.

    My PC (Falcon Northwest) ate this game up, played it fine, so this isn't a technical beef. The gameplay is a joke. Walk & drive around, find your target, "hack" something (hacking is just pressing the Q key) and then a bunch of bozos shoot you and you die. Repeat. That's it. No actually gameplay as such. I
    Save your $60. I played four hours of this mess and I'm done with it. Deleted.

    My PC (Falcon Northwest) ate this game up, played it fine, so this isn't a technical beef. The gameplay is a joke. Walk & drive around, find your target, "hack" something (hacking is just pressing the Q key) and then a bunch of bozos shoot you and you die. Repeat. That's it. No actually gameplay as such. I bought Castlevania off Amazon for $8 just to have something to do this weekend.
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  76. May 30, 2014
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    How to make an awful game:
    -Add bad DRM (UPlay)
    -Don't optimize it at all (I can't even play this game properly)
    -Bad voice acting
    -Awful AI
    -Trains can stop on a dime
    -Make the key gimmick to the came completely unnecessary (I could do all of the missions more successfully by not hacking)
    -Physics? What are physics?
  77. May 31, 2014
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    I can hardly even review the content of the game, as I have yet to even get into it. My system, running an AMD Radeon HD 7950 graphics card, blue screened not once, not twice, but thirteen times on the lowest graphics settings possible. If you value your $59.99, give this game a pass.
  78. May 31, 2014
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    Do NOT be fooled by the paid positive reviews (notice how the paid critics who got a nexus tablet gave this game a good grade) this game is a large stinking POS.

    The Open world and Driving are utterly pointless, the hacking is boring after 3 or 4 times. The main quest is good but stealth is the only way to play given the gameplay difficulties. It's a bastard of GTA IV (not up to
    Do NOT be fooled by the paid positive reviews (notice how the paid critics who got a nexus tablet gave this game a good grade) this game is a large stinking POS.

    The Open world and Driving are utterly pointless, the hacking is boring after 3 or 4 times. The main quest is good but stealth is the only way to play given the gameplay difficulties.

    It's a bastard of GTA IV (not up to level with V) and Deux ex Revolutions but not as good as either of them.
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  79. May 31, 2014
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    This has become one of the most frustrating games I have ever played. So frustrating that I actually just gave up and uninstalled it. Maybe the control on consoles are better but on PC I never have the feeling that I can accurately control my character. And driving? Impossible. You cannot even control a car unless you go very, very slow. You WILL hit everything around you. So bad.

    You
    This has become one of the most frustrating games I have ever played. So frustrating that I actually just gave up and uninstalled it. Maybe the control on consoles are better but on PC I never have the feeling that I can accurately control my character. And driving? Impossible. You cannot even control a car unless you go very, very slow. You WILL hit everything around you. So bad.

    You will get stuck in side missions that you cannot find any way to drop. Once you pick it up and fail at it 15 times the only way to get around this is to start a new game. Then you will never play a side mission again for fear that you will be stuck in that side mission and never ever complete the game.

    The game will force you to play in ways you just don't want to play. You will spend hours on just trying to get one action done. You will even go to YouTube and watch people fail over and over on the same mission you're on and commenting how frustrating it is or how they'll have to do a lot of editing to take out the 2 hours of attempts to do this one action that is blocking them from enjoying the rest of the game.

    I've never uninstalled a game so quickly as this one. I honestly feel ripped off.
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  80. Jun 1, 2014
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    This game is absolutely terrible. Pros: Nothing... Cons: Very small environment, Hacking in this game is not hacking (One click is not hacking lol), Too much overhyped, It's more like game for kids.. dunno why It's 18+, Main protagonist is boring, Storyline is boring and not very meaningful, AI is stupid, Very bad physics of cars, Very buggy - Not much things to do in freetime, Too shortThis game is absolutely terrible. Pros: Nothing... Cons: Very small environment, Hacking in this game is not hacking (One click is not hacking lol), Too much overhyped, It's more like game for kids.. dunno why It's 18+, Main protagonist is boring, Storyline is boring and not very meaningful, AI is stupid, Very bad physics of cars, Very buggy - Not much things to do in freetime, Too short gameplay (approx. 8-9 hours), Game is too linear, Perfomance is terrible even on mid-high end PC's (My special GTX760 OC runs on 10-20 FPS on minium details but in car its like 0-1 FPS), No FPS difference between minimal and maximal details (=bad optimalization), Dead gameplay, No melee attacking (only sneak).
    I love how Critic Reviews gives positive rating but that's probably only becase they was well paid :)
    This game should be delayed for more like 1 year or so.
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  81. Jun 1, 2014
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    Shocking! Over hyped graphics, Poorly optimized that pop in is insane. Rather than ship the 2012 graphics Ubi***t gave us watered down console port (and hey don't get me wrong they buggered the console's too with 900p/720p resolutions) If you buy the game or think of buying it based on the graphics don't disappoint yourself buy something else or pirate this and then delete the copy inShocking! Over hyped graphics, Poorly optimized that pop in is insane. Rather than ship the 2012 graphics Ubi***t gave us watered down console port (and hey don't get me wrong they buggered the console's too with 900p/720p resolutions) If you buy the game or think of buying it based on the graphics don't disappoint yourself buy something else or pirate this and then delete the copy in disgust anyway haha Expand
  82. Jun 1, 2014
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    They did not care about PC customers when they released the game. Because if they did, they would not. Unplayable at the moment. No fix helps. Controls are just hell.
    Does not deserve support from me.
  83. Jun 1, 2014
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    I registered on metaritic just so I can state my frustration with this game. Ubisoft clearly does not care about its PC consumer base as this game is barely functional with very little thought put into the PC port. Also hacking is not very fun when it boils down to a point and click QTE. Characters were not interesting. Overall an over-hyped disappointing game.
  84. Jun 1, 2014
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    Facts about Watch Dogs:
    - Stupid NPC
    - Woods cars
    - Not interesting player's company.
    - Nothing to do in city
    - Static shadows
    It is game not about hacking. One button click is not hack. It is game not about freedom. You have only few opportunities which stay so boring after 2 hours
  85. Jun 2, 2014
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    Horrible. Both storywise and gameplay-wise. The driving is ridiculously clunky, hand to hand combat is totally non-existent and what's worse is that the game feels like it's been released 6 months too early. The stuttering while driving can make you go insane! At a solid 60 fps I can't drive a sports car because if I go too fast the game will stutter too much, thanks ubisoft. Not only thatHorrible. Both storywise and gameplay-wise. The driving is ridiculously clunky, hand to hand combat is totally non-existent and what's worse is that the game feels like it's been released 6 months too early. The stuttering while driving can make you go insane! At a solid 60 fps I can't drive a sports car because if I go too fast the game will stutter too much, thanks ubisoft. Not only that but the story couldn't get more generic. The "A.I" are also boring, uninteresting and just plain stupid! It's definitely not one of those worlds where you're going to want to explore, no matter how high your settings are at. And oh, did I mention the clunky aiming? That's right, have fun trying to aim because whether you use a controller or a mouse, you're going to have one hard time. Not to mention the fact that the grenade launcher won't kill anyone unless you shoot them right in the chest with it, ridiculous. Just ridiculous. Expand
  86. Jun 2, 2014
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    Go PC gamers to tell people like it is. Basically, the game is crappy. Crappy cut scenes that you cannot skip. The cut scenes are so long that you could to go the kitchen, make a sandwich and come back. The cut scene is still going . The vehicle handling is complete crap. The story is horrible. A guy who electronically steals money from people and companies but likes to fight crime byGo PC gamers to tell people like it is. Basically, the game is crappy. Crappy cut scenes that you cannot skip. The cut scenes are so long that you could to go the kitchen, make a sandwich and come back. The cut scene is still going . The vehicle handling is complete crap. The story is horrible. A guy who electronically steals money from people and companies but likes to fight crime by beating the P** out of or outright killing bad guys. What a bizarre game. Expand
  87. Jun 2, 2014
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    F U C K I N G F A N B O Y S
    This game is trash. You can hack like 5 friggin things. Big woop. Controls are terrible but hey you can kung fu jump a f u c k i n g stop sign.
    Every mission is the same thing. Hack a camera. Do some other cinematic bullcrap that you already did in the first hour of gameplay. It gets old faster than getting puked on. Not to mention that this game has more
    F U C K I N G F A N B O Y S
    This game is trash. You can hack like 5 friggin things. Big woop. Controls are terrible but hey you can kung fu jump a f u c k i n g stop sign.
    Every mission is the same thing. Hack a camera. Do some other cinematic bullcrap that you already did in the first hour of gameplay. It gets old faster than getting puked on. Not to mention that this game has more bugs than your dead grandmothers crotch.
    The design is really amazing but the optimization of it's development was executed by noobs. This isn't a game it's an idea for a game washed down with fast food and squirted out some studios arse.
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  88. Jun 3, 2014
    0
    Well, two things.

    Firstly, game is an absolute let-down. DO NOT BUY. All the hype were for nothing at all: Graphics are mediocre, gameplay is flawed (shooting something was quite hard, but DRIVING WAS HELL), scenario offers nothing, open world is not attractive and actually too unnatural (residents jumps and runs around just hearing me start the engine of a car). Hacking dynamics were
    Well, two things.

    Firstly, game is an absolute let-down. DO NOT BUY. All the hype were for nothing at all: Graphics are mediocre, gameplay is flawed (shooting something was quite hard, but DRIVING WAS HELL), scenario offers nothing, open world is not attractive and actually too unnatural (residents jumps and runs around just hearing me start the engine of a car). Hacking dynamics were too simplified, hardcore gamers would like something more complex and thrilling. Sadly, with all these combined: Game is unplayable and beyond help: A bunch of DLCs won't fix that.

    Secondly: Ubisoft may have published a mediocre game, no problem. I would give it a score of 5, it is still not nightmare. Some would still like and play it. But Ubisoft preferred to spend money on marketing than to invest in game itself, so I subtract 2 points. A 2 more goes for DUBLICATING POSITIVE USER COMMENTS. Cheating in post-publish reviews is not cool Ubisoft, not cool at all. I guess more than a half of the positive comments are either fixed beforehand or dublicated via web-tools.
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  89. Jun 3, 2014
    0
    actually ... it would be a nice game, but:
    < half of the content i payed for wasnt deliverd
    < i could play till 85%, then my savegame got corrupted and everything is resettet.
    < only ONE savegame possible, so if broken -> new game

    uplay = **** ... servers suck like hell, online playing impossible, etc etc etc.
    dont buy!
  90. Jun 3, 2014
    0
    Terrible game. Very bad optimisation for PC. Entire game is scripted as hell, plot is so bad that I cannot believe that someone really made this. Everything is about hunting for mcguffins from the beginning to the end. A lot of bugs and Watch Dogs is sooo booooring.

    Do not buy. You will waste your money for this piece of crap. This game should never be released in this state!
  91. Jun 3, 2014
    0
    I am sorry but the game sucks, a lot. Bad AI. Boring and dead world, not breathing and alive as they made it out to be. Graphics could be better and over all the game has not lived up to the hype. Driving is horrendous. And worst of all the fact it got a good metascore because of the bribing which went on (just look up a news story or two) with free google nexus' to reviewers whichI am sorry but the game sucks, a lot. Bad AI. Boring and dead world, not breathing and alive as they made it out to be. Graphics could be better and over all the game has not lived up to the hype. Driving is horrendous. And worst of all the fact it got a good metascore because of the bribing which went on (just look up a news story or two) with free google nexus' to reviewers which promoted the game. Do not waste your money. Expand
  92. Jun 3, 2014
    0
    Fast Facts.
    - Terrible graphics.
    - History, level of Hollywood blockbusters.
    - Pathetic gameplay.
    - Good soundtracks.
    - Permanent friezes.
    - Terrible optimization.
    I do not even want to write about this misery, great review.
  93. Jun 4, 2014
    0
    OK, so lets begin, we start the game with some guy stealing from everyday people, then move on to a scene where you learn his daughter got killed. Firstly, he deserved it, and his entire rampage is unjustified. besides a poor story, the characters are all poorly designed, the physics makes me want to cut myself, everything is the same, you are not a hacker, you simply have an app, thisOK, so lets begin, we start the game with some guy stealing from everyday people, then move on to a scene where you learn his daughter got killed. Firstly, he deserved it, and his entire rampage is unjustified. besides a poor story, the characters are all poorly designed, the physics makes me want to cut myself, everything is the same, you are not a hacker, you simply have an app, this isn't special or even feel good. Honestly, worst game i've ever played... Expand
  94. Jun 4, 2014
    0
    On a decent PC, WATCH_DOGS lags for up to 5 seconds at a time, framerate stutters, and entire game crashes to desktop regularly. This is on an Intel i5 @ 4.0gHz with GTX 760 4gb x2 SLI.

    It isn't pleasant to play with mouse/keyboard, but it also manages to forget my controller settings each time it crashes. 2/5 times it will crash immediately on launch. UPlay occasionally errors and
    On a decent PC, WATCH_DOGS lags for up to 5 seconds at a time, framerate stutters, and entire game crashes to desktop regularly. This is on an Intel i5 @ 4.0gHz with GTX 760 4gb x2 SLI.

    It isn't pleasant to play with mouse/keyboard, but it also manages to forget my controller settings each time it crashes. 2/5 times it will crash immediately on launch. UPlay occasionally errors and kicks me out too.

    Game-breaking visual glitches abound (even with latest NVIDIA drivers); entire screen flickers, freezes for seconds on end, textures blink in and out, and sometimes entire objects are simply missing.

    Oh yeah, the gameplay... the first mission seemed cool, the simple hacking mechanic is novel and fun to use, character models and animations look good.

    Vehicle mechanics are lacking - you won't feel connected to road, even when using a gamepad. Handling is just all over the place.

    I'm less than an hour in, with 6 hours of wasted time trying to get it stable and playable, so I'm done with Watch Dogs for now. I'll revisit once (or if) it's patched and playable.
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  95. Jun 5, 2014
    0
    So let me get this straight.. They have been making this game for over 4+ years, having several massive delays to "bring it up to quality standards" while boasting some of the most intrusive and annoying DRM (with outages at release like SimCity) there is just to have pirates crack the game a whopping week before release? I mean, holy f*ck Ubisoft, you screwed up big time with this one.So let me get this straight.. They have been making this game for over 4+ years, having several massive delays to "bring it up to quality standards" while boasting some of the most intrusive and annoying DRM (with outages at release like SimCity) there is just to have pirates crack the game a whopping week before release? I mean, holy f*ck Ubisoft, you screwed up big time with this one.

    As this game is a colossal failure beyond my abilties to write in the form of sentences, I'm simply going to list all the problems in this "Sandbox" game:

    Watch_Dogs automatically tries to force you into the "Good Karma" route as doing literally any actual "random" event on the world map is just "DURRR, EYM A CRIME SOLVUR, I LISTEN IN ON YUR PHOON N DEN GO 2 SUM PLEYC 2 WITNES SHET LOL". Playing as a bad guy? Well, you'll have no opportunity to say, take advantage of a situation but the worst crime here is the system itself. You need to stay close enough before & when the crime is being commited and If you step in just a little when the game deems it to be 99% close to a crime being commited (as symbolized by the PROBABILITY OF BEING A VICTIM TO A CRIME PERCENTAGE METER above a person's head), both parties (the robber and the one getting robbed, for example) will both fitz into a seizure, ignore eachother and start to casually powerwalk away from the location, and the game saying "HAHA, YOU FAILED TO PREVENT A CRIME, THE CRIMINAL SAW YOU THROUGH THE EYE IN HIS NECK AND NOW HE WILL GO AND COMMIT A CRIME ANOTHER DAY XD". It's just development stupidity beyond my imagination. What did I do subsequently? I shot the criminal in the back of his head and went away smiling. But shame that I got no reward stopping a future crime, nor did I get the opportunity to loot his corpse as the only thing I gained was a "MURDERER!!!!" popup at the top right of my screen.

    The police in this game has to be some of the worst I've seen in a while. They are either ignorant, deaf and dumb clutz when you are sneaking around, taking them out loudly with a baton or they're all super-cops, unloading a 100% accuracy barrage of bullets from all directions after rushing to a scene at 160 km/h because they got a report that someone got bumped by a car. I even had the audacity to try and lose them by driving in reversed traffic at full speed in a sports-car. Nope nope nope, said Ubisoft, they have cybernetic implants along with a 600% boost to their handling and breaking capabilities when chasing you, Ubisoft states while jerking off. Don't ask why, our game is perfect and completely justifiles a 60€ pricetag that will drop faster than my libido after orgasm once people start reading reviews for our rubbish. Another police problem would be that patrol cars don't react to traffic laws being broken whatsoever. Drive in opposite lane? No problem. Bump and scratch into people? No problem. Be inches away from driving over a dozen pedestrians? No problem.

    Another huge immersive problem would be the people themselves in the city. Apart from a few heavily scripted instances, the personality and overall consistency of the inhabitants are completely off. I've seen dozens of hobos playing virtual reality videogames on their high-end phones while listening in on people that "recently had a panic attack" talk in very deep, collective and calm voices about casually commiting illegal activity. And when that Isn't blatantly obvious, there's also the fact that ALL pedestrians are capable of literally pouncing away from your car If you approach them at even miniscule speeds. This includes eldery people and while seeing an old lady in her 80-90's spasm 4 feet away from my car's hood within the blink of an eye, It's not very realistic while also concreting in the "Good Karma" ideals that the developers have in mind, not letting you do mass murders so easily or realize the absurdly bad car physics to hitting a human body. The cutscenes also look abyssmal with every single NPC set of teeth resembling the detail with that of carved bricks of limestone.

    Cars and every aspect of the driving element in this game is copypasted from Sleeping Dogs. While functional, It's FAR from what people expect in this kind of game and more importantly, it's way different from what was advertised as the only "dynamic" thing about cars in this game is that a few plastic covers will fall off after enough damage. The fact that some cars will THROW themselves on the horn 0.0000001 seconds if you slightly bump their rear end is also another example of horrid game design when combined with the constantly occuring scenario where I'd be driving through an intersection, have a truck drive past, I speed up, and the truck suddenly slams on his breaks as he's 85% done crossing the intersection, causing me to crash into his backside because the turd AI in this game told him "SCARY SCARY SITUATION, HE CLOSE, U SLAM BREAKS NOW OK?" It's cheap, It's false advertising and It's Watch Dogs. Stay away.
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  96. Jun 5, 2014
    0
    Сюжет не интересен, игровой процесс "Нажми Х чтобы победить", процесс взлома даже не близок к реальности, машины сделаны из чугуния, НПЦ бессмысленные, игра говно. Хорошо что не поддержал рублем. Идет оно нах.
  97. Jun 6, 2014
    0
    Nextgenshiiet like are old shiieet of olddogs. THIS like a douchebag in shieet . I could burn my money and get the same shhhiet. I can say some wolrd about this game :
    - This shiieit
    -This game suck my balls -Developers can suck my balls too , and go fucthisshiiietyourself. -I want kill peoples ather this NEXTGENNNNjaaaGAME. -IF U BUY THIS GAME UR MOM DIE from cancer of the rabies
    Nextgenshiiet like are old shiieet of olddogs. THIS like a douchebag in shieet . I could burn my money and get the same shhhiet. I can say some wolrd about this game :
    - This shiieit
    -This game suck my balls
    -Developers can suck my balls too , and go fucthisshiiietyourself.
    -I want kill peoples ather this NEXTGENNNNjaaaGAME.
    -IF U BUY THIS GAME UR MOM DIE from cancer of the rabies uterus.
    -When i buy and play this game my dog is suicede. My cat try kill me . My dad try rape me. OMG WHYYY.
    -My turtle call in polece and say thet i mad and i plaistered thiiisshiiietnextgensheeeeit
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  98. Jun 6, 2014
    0
    - the driving mechanics ruin the game
    - cars feel like plastic toys and the handling makes it unplayable
    - the ai is bad
    - the draw distance is very low, cars, npcs and objects pop up in front of you while driving
  99. Jun 6, 2014
    0
    Even If I started at 10/10 and deducted .1 point for every single thing that is so horribly wrong with this game, I would still reach 0.

    The long version, 20 things I hate about this overrated, overhyped piece of crap: -Horrible port -Stupid handling of cars, barely controllable with keyboard -Never even think about touching a mouse while driving. The camera gets **** up so fast
    Even If I started at 10/10 and deducted .1 point for every single thing that is so horribly wrong with this game, I would still reach 0.

    The long version, 20 things I hate about this overrated, overhyped piece of crap:

    -Horrible port
    -Stupid handling of cars, barely controllable with keyboard
    -Never even think about touching a mouse while driving. The camera gets **** up so fast
    -The story gets from dumb to stupid to i don't care so fast
    -The AI is so stupid
    - Pedestrians try to look clever with scripted stand there/talk/talk on the phone... but the reactions to any action you take are so stupid. I tried to play as a Protector but killing them was a bigger pleasure. Such stupid AI doesn't deserve to live
    -Not to mention how bad drivers they are
    -The AI characters/cars spawn and despawn like 10 meters from you. It's the **** that GTA 3 did, that cars behind you despawn instantly, and a few meters ahead also. Same goes for any AI that is not story driven. Shame.
    -The combat is unfair. The tips say that when you move, the AI will lose track of you. Ok, but when they know where you are, they see you and shoot at you through anything you are hiding behind. Succesfully
    -The 1 button to hack is mediocre at best. Not many things at all you can do with it, and it gets boring. You can get rich by spending 5 minutes at a highly populated square and then you just don't care
    -Side missions are repetitive as **** and appear way too often. I don't even bother anymore, stopped doing them after 2 hours of gameplay
    -The mini games ,,, well good to have them, but they are not "that" great. Slot machines, poker, trips, AR game... boring.
    -No matter what I do I cannot find anything to do while I'm not in a mood of going through another painful and stupid part of the main story. I just end up killing everything that moves or ramming a truck full speed into incoming traffic, watching the bad physics handle the crash
    -Yeah, physics aren't that great either. Gravity works, sometimes, but that's probably it...
    -If it ain't a sniper rifle, you won't hit anyone that is further than 5-10m from you. No chance. Well, a bit but not in a combat situation while covering.
    -Yeah the cover system. I expected and still expect "Press C to cover, C to exit cover", but no, you have to walk away from the surface you are covering behind to "uncover". And it takes a few seconds of holding the right directional key for it to really work and unstick you from the wall.
    -Weapon wheel is bad. I get killed so many times while switching weapons, just because after each load of game it puts a sniper rifle as my selected weapon. I really don't know why.
    -Who thought of putting character progression into an open-world action game. And levels. And skillpoints. Why ? Why ???? Just teach me how to do what in the process. Gain "skills" by going through the story, completing objectives, not by spending ****ing skillpoints and leveling up.
    -The mouse. Oh the mouse. That's the first thing that **** me up. It acts just silly, it starts as if you are moving through maple syrup, then it starts responding lightning fast. Really great in combat.
    -The damage to the cars is stupid, except for blown tires which are awesome, i mean look awesome, the physics are broken on that one more than anything else.

    The short version:
    Don't you dare buy it. Don't support Ubisoft for developing and releasing a game that had so much potential, yet still managing to **** it up so bad. If you want to play it, just pirate it. Please. Don't give them a single cent for this.
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  100. Jun 6, 2014
    0
    Absolutely horrendous, I waited for this game ever sense the adverts at GameStop and on Steam came. I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED! I couldn't log into uplay for 3 hours+ when I tried it said some stupid error code and lagged. When I finally got to play the first story mission, it crashed about 10 times in 2 hours, and I have a very good pc. I was so disappointed with the driving physics too theAbsolutely horrendous, I waited for this game ever sense the adverts at GameStop and on Steam came. I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED! I couldn't log into uplay for 3 hours+ when I tried it said some stupid error code and lagged. When I finally got to play the first story mission, it crashed about 10 times in 2 hours, and I have a very good pc. I was so disappointed with the driving physics too the drift is way too far and its so hard to control. Also stupid NPC's one guy was smashing into a wall for 20 minuets and I had to restart the mission and continue all over again to be greeted with another crash. Once I wanted to free roam and explore the city, I saw that it was so small, there is nothing to do in the city. To much hype for this game. I see it as Crash Bugs not Watch Dogs. Anyone else agree with me?-WDS Expand
Metascore
77

Generally favorable reviews - based on 18 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 10 out of 18
  2. Negative: 0 out of 18
  1. Pelit (Finland)
    Sep 3, 2014
    79
    Ubisoft's flagship title has a really, really repulsive protagonist. The entire storyline feels like it was cranked out of a automated story generator. On the positive side, Watch Dogs looks really good on PC, especially after modding the graphics to match the visual splendor of the early E3 demos. [Aug 2014]
  2. PC PowerPlay
    Jun 29, 2014
    70
    There are some strong gameplay elements in Watch Dogs, but overall it's merely an adequate open world game. [July 2014, p.46]
  3. Jun 23, 2014
    80
    Nothing could have realistically lived up to the immense level of hype that Ubisoft stirred up for this game, and while I value strong narratives and envelope-pushing technological advancements, I place just as much importance in the ability to enjoy the gameplay that's being offered to me. Watch Dogs is one of the more exciting sandbox games of the last few years, and if this is to become Ubisoft's next big franchise, I'm excited to see where they take it.