---This is a slightly edited version of a YouTube video review I'm making---
Story
With a title like that, you wouldn't necessarily think there'd be a story; but there is. Not a huge or detailed one, but there is one. You're obviously playing as Turnip Boy, a turnip living in a glass house who can only speak in punctuation marks in intervals of three but paying his property tax. Mayor---This is a slightly edited version of a YouTube video review I'm making---
Story
With a title like that, you wouldn't necessarily think there'd be a story; but there is. Not a huge or detailed one, but there is one. You're obviously playing as Turnip Boy, a turnip living in a glass house who can only speak in punctuation marks in intervals of three but paying his property tax. Mayor Onion shows and makes Turnip Boy his assistant to go get increasingly questionable items for him so he'd look the other way about his taxes not being paid.
Oh and there's a macaroni who just recites a slightly friendlier version of the navy seal copypasta. The humor is mostly on-point! There are some references to stuff, though not as many as in Henry Stickmin; I don't think that will be topped anytime soon.
Since I'm trying to keep this review spoiler-free I'm gonna leave finding out how you get from collecting fertilizer for Mayor Onion to finding a nuke in a mafia stronghold to you.
Gameplay
You're gonna meet lots of characters, like half of whom will give you side quests. It's not at all required to complete any of them, but if you do, you more often than not at least get a funny line or two you otherwise wouldn't have seen.
You will have some weak enemies to fight every now and then, but be aware that they all respawn if you leave the area and come back. They can only ever drop a heart, so if you're not short on HP, it's not worth to kill them, just trip out of their way. Oh yeah, there's no sprint, but you can trip some distance in the direction you're facing.
There are some puzzles, most of which are quite easy. You use a water can to complete them, later unlocking more items to use in puzzles.
This is the basic gameplay loop: receive quest, get item it wants, go back, repeat. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, but I'll talk more about it in the Achievements section. You don't really play Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion for the gameplay; you play it for the jokes and achievements. Speaking of achievements:
Achievement Scope
You can 100% the game under 4 hours. It has that going for it, however, it requires SO MUCH backtracking and grinding. The map isn't that big, but it gets much bigger because of the constant backtracking. Of course you have to complete every side quest, and after the game ends, you gotta grind about 50 tickets in the endless bossfight train. That gets quite tedious, but it certainly could have been much worse.
Achievements I think are notable are
- Taxation without Representation - you have to beat the final boss again
- Fashionista - collect all hats, which means grinding and beating all side quests
- ??? - the rarest achievement, you gotta reach a certain point in the endless mode
Verdict
All in all Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is a short, humor-filled, laid-back experience. There are of course some cons to that, which you see now on the screen, but it is overall an enjoyable game.
Is it worth it?; you might be asking. Is it worth €12,49 in my opinion? No, I don't think it's worth that much. If it was longer, I'd say it's worth it, but at this length, I'll have to say no. However, on sale it is absolutely worth the money!
What about the score?; you also might be wondering. Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion get a solid 72/100.
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is a very solid and funny experience, and if it's on sale, I absolutely do recommend you pick it up!… Expand