The Graveyard

1. daarthreview1

   Jun 30, 2012

   10

   this is more than art this is a masterpiece. I will be telling my children and grandchildren about the wonderful game until the day i die.this is more than art this is a masterpiece. I will be telling my children and grandchildren about the wonderful game until the day i die. 10/10 amazing… Expand

   • 1 of 7 users found this helpful
2. Azet

   May 11, 2013

   10

   This game is fantastic, its 10 minutes of pure awesomeness! This is much more than a game, its art in its purest form. I believe no man isThis game is fantastic, its 10 minutes of pure awesomeness! This is much more than a game, its art in its purest form. I believe no man is whole until the day he gets to play The Graveyard. 10/10… Expand

   • 1 of 5 users found this helpful
4. lizdelrey

   May 11, 2013

   10

   I think The Graveyard is a game that made me change my mind and shift my point of view about life. The game is a big experience of art andI think The Graveyard is a game that made me change my mind and shift my point of view about life. The game is a big experience of art and philosophy. I can't do any other score if it's not 10. People need to play this, cuz everyone needs to know how the life goes and how its significative to give a value to your life. I dont really get how people can say its a waste of time or money, cuz it was the best buy i've ever did. Thanks producers.… Expand

   • 1 of 4 users found this helpful
5. CaKeS

   May 23, 2015

   3

   Here's the entire experience you will have if you play The Graveyard: You hold "W" until the old lady limps her way to the bench in the middleHere's the entire experience you will have if you play The Graveyard: You hold "W" until the old lady limps her way to the bench in the middle of the graveyard, you'll see trees that are one giant flat picture of leaves, absolutely no 3-D quality to them, then you turn around and sit down, you listen to the ENTIRETY of some depressing German song about dying, and the old lady will probably die during this song, and then you have to minimize and right-click close the game, or use task manager. If you're lucky enough and she doesn't die, you walk back up the path you walked down, leave the graveyard and you're done.
   
   Either way the game ends up going, it's extremely dull and I honestly feel sorry for anyone that has PAID for this. I can't believe it's actually $4.99, when I saw it in my library and even until recently I thought it was a free artsy indie game (like that's been becoming so popular nowadays), and honestly I love artsy indie games, but this one has literally nothing to show for. The graphics aren't even that good, which are the only stimulation you receive throughout your 10 minutes playing The Graveyard. So without good graphics, basically no gameplay, and a song that most people won't even like (which takes up half of the playtime), The Graveyard is just as boring as a graveyard. In fact, I'd rather actually go sit on a bench in a graveyard than play this game, because that way I'd at least get some fresh air.… Expand

   • 1 of 1 users found this helpful
6. Temperance10

   Jul 14, 2014

   2

   The Graveyard is like paying $5 to toss a Slinky down a flight of stairs. Only instead of the slinky performing like its supposed to, itThe Graveyard is like paying $5 to toss a Slinky down a flight of stairs. Only instead of the slinky performing like its supposed to, it falls to one side and rolls lazily down the steps. Then upon lifelessly reaching it's destination a mime walks out of a nearby room and emotionlessly stares at you while playing a vinyl recording of a toddler aimlessly plucking a banjo and mumbling into a microphone. The recording then stops, and a man in a top hat walks out of the same room the mime came out of and asks "how does that make you feel?"
   
   And honestly that scenario would've been at least 200% more entertaining and thought provoking than The Graveyard.… Expand

   • 2 of 2 users found this helpful
7. FakeHedgehog

   Dec 20, 2012

   1

   What can I say about the graveyard? You play as an elderly woman visiting a graveyard, from the off that's pretty dull. Gameplay includesWhat can I say about the graveyard? You play as an elderly woman visiting a graveyard, from the off that's pretty dull. Gameplay includes walking to a bench, sitting on bench, listening to terrible German pop music (about people dying no less) and if you're lucky standing up and walking out of the graveyard again. When I first time I tried I died as soon as I sat on the bench, couldn't even exit the game either. I was just sat their watching some dead **** on a bench. I actually had to use task manager just to close the thing. I can't honestly recommend this to anyone, as a game or as art. I've genuinely enjoyed actual graveyards more than this.… Expand

   • 5 of 6 users found this helpful
8. Mykwon

   Apr 6, 2013

   0

   Utter piece of junk, shameful and useless. Not even a game. A total ripoff from so called developers who did a trial with the UDK and decidedUtter piece of junk, shameful and useless. Not even a game. A total ripoff from so called developers who did a trial with the UDK and decided to sell their laziness under the cover of using an elderly woman in a clumsy attempt to "touching" people and claiming it's art. SHAME ON YOU! Don't consider even if free.… Expand

   • 1 of 2 users found this helpful

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