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  • Summary: Congratulations On Your Purchase is a first-person luxury experience set inside a palace. There is a red carpet. There are chandeliers. There are velvet rope barriers - because some spaces must be protected from the wrong kind of people.

    You are not the wrong kind of people. You have
    Congratulations On Your Purchase is a first-person luxury experience set inside a palace. There is a red carpet. There are chandeliers. There are velvet rope barriers - because some spaces must be protected from the wrong kind of people.

    You are not the wrong kind of people. You have proven that already.

    There is no combat. There are no enemies. There are no quests, no skill trees, no loot boxes - well, there is one box, but it contains only the feeling of having arrived somewhere important.
    The question of whether this experience is worth $999.99 is, philosophically speaking, unanswerable. Worth is constructed. Price is arbitrary. The fact that you are reading this suggests you are already considering it - which means the answer, for you, may already be yes. We respect that about you.
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