Tirdad Derakhshani

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For 257 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 74% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 24% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Tirdad Derakhshani's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 I Am Not Your Negro
Lowest review score: 12 xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 25 out of 257
257 movie reviews
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A Monster Calls is an engrossing tragic fantasy, sustained by genuine sentiment.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    One of the most suspenseful, terrifying, and devilishly original horror pics in recent memory.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A clever, fun, and affecting romantic dramedy about love and rock-and-roll.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Relative newcomer Parker Sawyers (Zero Dark Thirty, Survivor) is terrific as Barack, embodying the character in each line and gesture without mimicking the real Obama.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Unexpectedly fresh, alive, and vibrant - and wonderfully traumatizing.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Iglesia's riotous film is crammed with comedic chaos.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A bleak, despairing testament to the cruelty of war, and how it mangles and defaces everyone it touches.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    His pictures cover familiar territory. Yet Nichols is blessed with a talent for telling stories from fresh, surprising perspectives.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    At turns horribly funny and simply horrific, Piven's film suggests our therapeutic age has reduced us all to psychic cripples who resort to emotional exhibitionism in lieu of honest self-examination and self-expression.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    For all its frank sexual language, Kelly & Cal is hardly revolutionary or shocking. It drags in the second act and has an ending so obvious, you can smell it from the opening scene.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Yates and Rowling skillfully weave their bleak – and very blunt-edged – message into the fabric of the story. It might be wildly out of place in a fantasy aimed at tweens, but it’s a welcome change from the usual vapid blockbuster.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A violent, sexy, crazy actioner about supermarket products that rebel against their human consumers, Sausage Party is one of the funniest and most deeply offensive movies of the year (it's obscenely funny), which lambastes America's most sacred of sacred cows: religion.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Its positive message about education, the value of hard work, and the power of social commitment make it a must-see for parents and kids alike.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Scorsese’s adaptation is overlong and at times insufferably self-indulgent, but contains sublime moments of transcendent beauty and a wealth of beautiful performances.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Partridge portrays David with immaculate timing and meticulous attention to detail. We feel for the character's pain, but never quite trust him.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Somehow, Reacher gets under your skin with his mordant wit, razor-sharp intelligence, and existentialist intensity.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Crazy funny.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    While it flirts with the ridiculous, the film manages to maintain a certain gravitas as its many stories unfold.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    On the whole, it's a mess of action clichés built on top of a shaky premise that's so out-of-this-world that it'll either enrage you - or make you laugh. I chose the latter. I'm not ashamed to admit that I had a lot of fun at this movie.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Phantom Boy will appeal to children who have the patience and imagination to immerse themselves in the film's wiggly animation.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Breaking a Monster is a revealing window into the industry. But it lacks a certain human component.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A well-shot, gore-free psychological thriller about our elemental fear of darkness, Lights Out has a good deal in common with "The Babadook." While it can't touch Jennifer Kent's masterpiece, it does mark the arrival of a major new talent.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    While it descends too often into the melodramatic, it's a solid, smart picture and a welcome addition to the genre.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Williams does a terrific job portraying Nolan's ambivalence, the mix of fear, guilt, and excitement that grips him and the gradual change he undergoes in the ensuing weeks.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Eloquent, moving, and deeply troubling, Little Accidents is a true contemporary tragedy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    At times, Spare Parts sails perilously close to the saccharine. But the film is a fine example of a message movie that does justice both to its important subject matter and to its characters' inner lives.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    "The Silence of the Lambs" gave us an articulate, Euro-suave gourmand cannibal, but served up pretty much the same stew.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    One of the most insightful films about the War on Terror since 9/11.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The story is simple, illogical, mysterious, strange, and, of course, very, very sparse.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Yet, despite a mesmerizing performance by Gyllenhaal - he's as transfixing as a cobra in a snake charmer's dance - and a terrific turn by Riz Ahmed as an unskilled homeless kid Louis hires as his assistant, Nightcrawler doesn't quite have the satirical smarts that made "Network" a classic.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    I've rarely encountered such pure poetry of action as in the opening minutes of Deepwater Horizon, director Peter Berg's exciting and emotionally wrenching thriller.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A triumphant, feel-good, laugh-out-loud, sports biopic.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Those who give into its spell will find this a gentle, moving, and deeply intelligent portrait of the awkward, fumbling steps teens make into adulthood, and the promise of first love that draws them on.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A sly, richly modulated, emotionally engaging, and brutally honest film.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Our Kind of Traitor strains credulity: The world it attempts to depict - international organized crime - is too large, too unmanageable and too easily caricatured.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Featuring an awe-inspiring, stellar performance by Parks and Recreation's (and Wilmington's) Aubrey Plaza as Beth, the film opens with the high school girl's short-lived death.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    If you’re looking for great, realistic action, it’s just the thing. Berg is a masterful action director, and his Patriots Day is every bit as engaging and exciting as "Lone Survivor" and "Deepwater Horizon."
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Mixing elements from documentaries, biopics, war flicks, and Hallmark romances, Ross' film is a living history tour, but with gory special effects and a smoldering smattering of sex appeal.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It's as exhilarating and moving a film opening as you're likely to experience. Sadly, the rest of Follow Me doesn't live up to this overture.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A stylish, painterly picture that evokes classic horror films from the 1930s.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Road Hard, partly funded through crowd-sourcing, is an enjoyable picture. It's sure to appeal to Man Show fans, though it withers when compared to another recent film about a has-been comic directed by its star, Chris Rock's remarkable Top Five.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Despite its terrific performances and its great use of locations, Shelter doesn't have enough substance to hold your attention or linger in the mind for long.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    An extremely delicate, quiet, and stunningly understated chamber piece.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It's grown-up, deadly serious, and free of the ham-handed romantic subplots that mire so many films from the region in ick stew.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Despite its formulaic structure, The Abandoned has a lot going for it. It eschews cheap scares, bloodletting, and gore. Instead, it works the audience with good, old-fashioned suspense. And it has heart.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Suicide Squad does have quite a few tremendously entertaining sequences of high action and low comedy. It's a shame it never rises beyond that.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Song One burns with genuine sentiment, charismatic actors, and good music. One wishes it were held together by something more than a series of moods.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Central Intelligence is actually funny.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Well-written, gorgeously shot, and expertly edited, the film is also an exasperating exercise in good intentions gone wrong. For all its strengths, Genius often trades in tiresome clichés.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    No one should be expected to endure 115 minutes of this nonsense.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Araki's films have never been known for their subtlety. Think Douglas-Sirk-meets-Johnny-Rotten. He tries to rein in his tendency for the baroque in White Bird in a Blizzard, but he pushes the story too far in the direction of the grotesque.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Nerve gives moviegoers everything they'd want from a teen romance. It's a little less successful as a critique of life in the age of Instagram.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Anya Taylor-Joy, who delivered a heartrending breakout performance in "The Witch," is entrancing as this exotic being, Morgan.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    With its female heroines and its uncertain, constantly shifting view of reality, The Girl on the Train is a bit like a cubist, feminist episode of "Law & Order." But not much more.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Tai Chi Zero, the first film in a planned trilogy, will leave hard-core fight enthusiasts wanting. But it's a droll, pleasant diversion all the same.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It touches on serious - and ridiculously complex - ideas but always cuts them down to manageable, middle-brow morsels.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Gold never settles on a coherent point of view. Is the film supposed to be a critique of capitalism or is it a Horatio Alger story about a self-made man preyed upon by wall street?
    • 39 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    An enjoyable (but long) romcom that's like "Meet the Parents" on LSD, laced with rat poison.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Well-intentioned if cloying, Miracles from Heaven has an appealing cast and an accessible take on spirituality.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Part of the problem lies with the venue. When it comes to standup, bigger is not better. One-man shows work better in smaller spaces. In his bid to proclaim his giant stature as an entertainer, Hart loses himself.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A silly, if fun, futuristic sci-fi romance.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It's refreshing to see a film set amid the daily life of an impoverished, rural immigrant community. It's a shame the only aspect of the social world that is explored is the sexual exploits of a few teens.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It leaves behind a nagging feeling, a suggestion there's more to the story than its story.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    If you're looking for quality prepackaged, predigested Hollywood family fun this summer, you could do a lot worse than Despicable Me 2.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It also has great momentum, good set pieces, and so much frothy nihilism it’s just plain fun.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Iceland is beautiful. Really, really, really - really - beautiful. That pretty much sums up the new feature film Land Ho! That message is the film's alpha and omega. Its raison d'être. Its soul and its being.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Velásquez is a remarkable individual, and her message should not go unheeded.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    5 Flights Up is a sweet film with a few nicely turned lines, some good jokes, and some very lovely dialogue. But it's not much more than fluff and air.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Charming, emotionally resonant, yet nowhere as fresh and dramatic as its predecessor.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The film is too formulaic and far too prone to melodrama, with outsize emotions as ridiculous as its comic-book villains.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    At 120 minutes, The Love Witch is too long. Biller has too much material on her hands and too many non sequitur scenes.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The movie is well-edited and lean, a fast-paced, action-filled bit of froth that manages to be diverting and surprisingly fun.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    If Mark Wahlberg's new pic, The Gambler, feels like a stale rehash of existential tropes, that's because it is.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The intention is clear: Garneau wants to make his points as persuasive and accessible as possible. Yet, the truths That Sugar Film contains were already obvious decades ago. It's sad that we need reminding.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    While it's not entirely successful, this stylish shocker is a big step up from the earlier film.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Isn't a cheap knock-off but an equally effective, deliciously disturbing movie. It's bound to delight genre fans (and dismay critics, who attacked the first as heavy-handed and sloppy).
    • 39 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    An ambitious, if wildly uneven, character study that relies on a taut script, snappy dialogue, and a few well-placed plot twists, The Barber boasts a fine turn by Scott Glenn as an aging serial killer.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Despite its visual beauty and Rahim's extraordinary, and silent, performance, the film never quite manages to connect on an emotional level.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Winterbottom's films never bore. They do sometimes frustrate, provoke - even anger. That's the case with his entry in the true-story genre, The Face of an Angel.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    While its message is a little simplistic, Knock Knock is shot through with a brilliant, gleefully anarchic dark humor that's equally fun and disturbing.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It seems another member of Clint Eastwood's brood is ready for stardom. Francesca Eastwood, 22, his daughter with actor Frances Fisher, is one of the bright lights in writer-director JT Mollner's otherwise uneven feature debut.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The chemistry between Smulders and Bean is simply terrific. Their performances almost save the film from its earnest, if bumbling, attempts to make a statement about the social, economic, and racial differences that divide the two characters.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    While it has considerable charms, Hippocrates is just too predictable.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Profane, randy, oversexed, and wonderfully juvenile.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    A stunning examination of teenage cruelty, exploitation, and crime that refuses to give us the satisfaction of identifying with the characters.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The characters' high-minded, if unsophisticated, patter clashes with the film's ironic-chic style, and it never manages to move beyond the late-night palaver of earnest, if naive, college freshmen.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It's a small, intimate chamber piece with beautiful camerawork and gorgeous art direction ... until it loses its way in a wrongheaded bid for sci-fi greatness.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Masterminds is filled with the sort of idiotic bathroom humor that has become standard in big-screen comedies, but it is enlivened by the surreal slapstick touches that made Napoleon Dynamite so good. Even though it isn't the sharpest comedy, it had me in stitches.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Tries - far too hard - to replicate the Alice effect and falls short.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Some viewers will dismiss Autumn Blood as a pretentious Euro-art iteration of Straw Dogs. For those willing to be open to its experimentation and more charitable about its many faults, the film can provide a powerful experience and serve as an fascinating testament to the tenuous nature of the social contract.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The film is surprisingly engaging. It’s fun.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The Purge: Election Year tries to show that what counts isn't firepower but compassion, not egoism but community. But frankly, it can't help but shoot itself in the foot: The violence is too tantalizing, too stylized, too fetishistic - the film features killers dressed in fanciful Halloween costumes who dance and sing as they dismember people.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    This story truly is inspirational and a lesson about civic responsibility. However, it makes for little more than a TV movie or a straight-to-video snack.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    For all its grand promises, Ip Man 3 teeters uneasily among B-movie clichés.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    The Possession has none of the suspense that made Bornedal's morgue thriller "Deathwatch" such shuddering good fun. And despite the absurdly overwrought Bernard Herrmann-esque score, it has very few genuine shocks.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    One of the most uncinematic pieces crafted by an otherwise fine stylist, Cymbeline befuddles with its ineffective blocking and lack of art direction.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    It's intriguing enough to suck you in, but confusing, fragmentary, frustrating.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Despite a great cast and several terrific action sequences, Fuqua's film is largely forgettable.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    Storks feels way too much like a belabored and mediocre SNL sketch. Each character has some neurotic tic or crazy fixation, which they expound upon in monologues that feel like material for a stand-up act or a sitcom.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Tirdad Derakhshani
    On many levels, Kingsman has the makings of a sure-fire hit. Yet, this is one spy story even the most dedicated addicts of the genre would do well to miss.

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