Tirdad Derakhshani
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74% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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24% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points higher than other critics.
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Tirdad Derakhshani's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 69 | |
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| Highest review score: | I Am Not Your Negro | |
| Lowest review score: | xXx: Return of Xander Cage | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 191 out of 257
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Mixed: 41 out of 257
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Negative: 25 out of 257
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Like other entries of its pulpish ilk, the picture packs lots of violence, a fair bit of gore, and plenty of cheap scares.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jul 2, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A deeply disturbing, intimate, and not unsuccessful look at 10 years in the life of a young boy, Harlon, who grows up to become a Columbine-style killer.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Despite the competent animation, the great tunes, and funny voice work by costars Russell Brand and John Cleese, Trolls is a lackluster entry. The story is clichéd and predictable. Overall, the film has no real magic.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Nov 2, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
It falls short of the mark, even as it hits every one of the genre's conventions.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Feb 20, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Sadly, director Lee Toland Krieger's offering, a weak wanna-be Jean Cocteau-esque fable with magical realist pretensions, does great disservice to Lively and her remarkably accomplished costars.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 24, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
It's nothing more than a sophisticated clone of the original, and it really overdoes the shaky-camera thing - even more than in some of the worst found-footage movies The Blair Witch Project spawned.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Phase II has some nice comic touches, but it's a forgettable B-movie.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Like Clint Eastwood’s masterful 2006 WWII drama "Flags of Our Fathers," Lee’s film is as much about how we spin war stories as it is about war itself. Both involve a group of heroic soldiers sent home by the Pentagon to help drum up popular support. Both are made by filmmakers keenly aware that stories have the power to justify a war or turn the public against it.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Nov 17, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Firth is brilliant as a preternaturally patient man - every day he has to tell her the same exact story. But he has a creepy way about him. Is it love that drives him, or something darker?- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Oct 31, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
While it misses the mark most of the time, director Hilary Brougher's film has a promising story, an impressive cast, and occasional moments of grace.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 5, 2014
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 8, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Allied comes off like a highlight reel that mimics the look and feel of a whole school of great films, from "Casablanca" to Hitchcock's "Suspicion" and "Notorious."- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Nov 22, 2016
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Dec 8, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Not a great film. Or particularly good. In fact, it's fairly bad as B-movies go.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 10, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
It's refreshing to see an actor tell his own story with some real honesty. Overall, however, Tab Hunter Confidential is too much like every other Hollywood True Story out there.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Nov 19, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
An uneven, mildly amusing, and highly derivative flick featuring a wonderful, quirky cast as a crew of art thieves who run a complex scam on the art world, and on each other.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Mar 14, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A tediously faithful remake of French filmmaker Luc Besson's terrific 2004 international hit "District 13," the Besson-produced Brick Mansions might have been mildly interesting had it been made a decade ago.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 25, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
This should have been an easy knockout. Yet the pieces just don't fit together. Hands of Stone lurches back and forth between well-crafted dramatic scenes and shabby, cliché-ridden sequences that sap the viewer's energy.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Aug 25, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Two Night Stand, is a clever, if uneven, romcom about Generation Y's conflicted, paradoxical views of sex and love. Featuring strong dialogue and terrific performances, the film has moments of near-brilliance, but falls apart with a lame, conventional ending.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 26, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
The film is a ponderous, overwrought meditation on grief, loss, guilt, and memory that prods and probes its characters more like lab rats than living, breathing creations.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 22, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Not one of Sparks' best flicks (The Notebook is quite good) Safe Haven is marred by film cliches. It has an alarming number of throwaway montage sequences.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Feb 14, 2013
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
But there's not much here: The characters are paper-thin, and the action is slow, at times agonizingly so.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A horror pic with a new gimmick that likely will spawn an entire subgenre of more substandard rubbish.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Feb 2, 2017
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
The writer-director has the talent to dig deep and lay bare the assumptions behind our idea of justice and our notions of right and wrong. In The Devil's Knot, he settles for an encyclopedic, if skin-deep, presentation.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted May 9, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A weak "Toy Story"-esque animated film for preschool kids made with little imagination, little art, and even less soul.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Oct 3, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Don't get me wrong. Angry Birds doesn't depict any on-camera violence against person, bird, or pig. But there's a darkness at the heart of this movie that's hard to reconcile.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted May 19, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
It's hard to know whom to blame for this futile exercise: Morris or Rumsfeld.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 4, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Rogue One is a minor little story with a likable cast and familiar Star Wars themes. But it tries so hard to be an epic masterpiece – with self-important speeches and an insanely outsize orchestral score – that it ends up a laughable parody of itself.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Dec 13, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
The new Ben-Hur isn't much of an improvement. Dominated by CGI effects, it's a soap opera better fit for basic cable.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Aug 19, 2016
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Feb 27, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Just because you can come up with names such as Azeroth, Durotan, Orgrim, and Grommash Hellscream doesn't mean you're J.R.R. Tolkien, people.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Slapdash, with dialogue and plot points that were cliches in Dickens' era, the pic sends up, then reaffirms, all the values the media sell us each holiday: compassion, forgiveness, tolerance.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Dec 16, 2013
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Unsullied was made by a director with real promise. It's a shame Rice picked this turkey to shoot as his first- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Aug 27, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Aloupis is not untalented as writer or helmer. But his first outing is an unsurprising, paint-by-the-numbers picture.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
The Best of Me is neither worse than his other films nor particularly better. At 118 minutes, it is, however, one of the longest. Interminably long, dragging out its molasses heart through what seem like three different endings.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Oct 17, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Predictable, tired, formulaic, it makes up for its lack of originality with a bigger budget, louder jokes, louder costumes, and louder music.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Mar 26, 2016
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Nov 1, 2013
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Overall, the effect is closer to a Monty Python skit or a Village People music vid than a serious film about civil rights.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 24, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Identity theft and credit-card fraud never looked as exciting or sexy as in Plastic, a frothy little heist movie from Britain that starts off with great promise, only to devolve midway into an empty derivative shell of a film.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 26, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
The Man on Her Mind, a mirthless, stagy romantic comedy about a pair of New York loners, isn't so much a story as a threadbare concept - a one-liner, really. An old, used-up one at that.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 12, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Hollywood's latest entry in that tried-and-true genre, the disaster movie, is . . . well, it's like . . . a totally gnarly roller-coaster ride!- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Aug 8, 2014
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- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jan 23, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Sadly, Annabelle, a cheap, sleazy, low-budget prequel meant to explain the origins of that particular doll, is as undistinguished, uninteresting, and unscary as the worst of the Chucky films.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Oct 3, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Never again let it be said that an action movie is just like a video game. Hardcore Henry, a frenetic, dizzying, and ultraviolent actioner from Russian rocker-turned-director Ilya Naishuller is one - a first-person shooter writ large for the big screen.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A dull, formulaic theme-park ride whose only purpose is to make more pots of money.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted May 25, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
The more movie magic Howard piles on, the less we care. And, boy, does he pull out all the stops, stocking the pic with a tub of red herrings, half a dozen plot twists, and more complex set pieces than a comic-book flick. I felt relieved when it was finally over.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Oct 27, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Messy and confused, the film is a mishmash of tropes from Shakespeare, heist movies, family melodrama, and romance novels hastily thrown together.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jun 19, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Four film sequels and 14 years later, the best I can say of Ice Age: Collision Course is that it has nice coloring and good picture contrast.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A schmaltzy, deeply sentimentalized drama about American slavery and the rise of the Underground Railroad.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jun 5, 2015
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
An ineffective, derivative, and awkwardly executed mash-up of ghost flicks and voodoo movies.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Nov 7, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
A subpar 3D action comedy featuring four giant motion-capture animated turtles and a raft of human costars, including the dreamy-eyed Fox, wide-shouldered Perry, a remarkably slender Will Arnett, and Laura Linney, who looks tired and uncomfortable throughout the proceedings.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jun 3, 2016
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
There are a few nice scares in The Colony, and the female lead, Rookie Blue's Charlotte Sullivan, looks really, really cute in blond dreadlocks. But she can't save the movie, nor can her impressive costars, Bill Paxton, Kevin Zegers, and Laurence Fishburne.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
Filled with embarrassing gosh-golly moments about non-Western cultures, it's a staggering, and insulting, example of cultural myopia.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Sep 26, 2014
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- Tirdad Derakhshani
I should put in for worker’s comp for the extensive injuries I sustained watching the insulting, abysmal 3-D action thriller xXx: Return of Xander Cage, which left me deeply traumatized and suffering from injuries to my eardrums, my eyes, my mind, my soul, my aesthetic sensibility, and my sense of decency.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jan 20, 2017
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A happy-smiley Christian fairy tale disguised as a hard-hitting shard of social realism.- Philadelphia Inquirer
- Posted Jan 24, 2014
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