Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Boundaries ends the way most road trips do — by running out of gas. But being in the presence of Plummer these days is always time well spent.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wildly uneven collage of effects and live action is no Disney-bland vision of dreams gone bonkers. There's enough Freudian material to reupholster a thousand therapy couches.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kodachrome, alas, too often travels a well-worn and predictable highway, one that was traversed to near-perfection not too long ago by Alexander Payne’s “Nebraska.”
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mulroney is a drip with not a milliliter of chemistry with either woman. Roberts doesn't really seem to care about him so much as the fact that life is passing her by. Though, that may be the point.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is plenty of visual razzle-dazzle, to be sure, but not much else.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For a film so antsy to start that it barely flashes its opening title, Die Hard 2 takes a curiously long time to get off the ground. Like many return trips, what was once exhilarating is now a bit flat. [3 July 1990]
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ripe dialogue (''I was their No. 1 son,'' wails the Penguin about the parents who flushed their deformed baby down the sewer, ''and they treated me like No. 2!'') and rich settings decked out in deco can't disguise that little happens. The frantic action circles the same city block, as if trying to find a spot to park. [19 June 1992, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Somehow what comes close to dissolving into heartbreaking tragedy instead offers the merest whiff of hope for the future. As Neill’s seen-it-all Walter says when all hell begins to break loose, “Everyone’s got a story like this … it’s as old as the hills.” If only said tale were told with a bit more consistency.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As movies about misanthropic outsider artists with medical issues go, “Don’t Worry” doesn’t come close to the superb “American Splendor” with Paul Giamatti as the irascible Harvey Pekar.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For those who like a little Grinch with their yuletide cheer, this movie isn't totally ho-ho-hopeless. In fact, you can even say it glows occasionally - especially with 2,500 imported Christmas bulbs a-twinkling on the Griswold abode. [1 Dec 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Either you will weep uncontrollably during the final 10 minutes or so of this bittersweet fable...or the urge to gag will be overwhelming.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wacked-out and warped. [19 December 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The stars at least keep Wong Foo watchable. [08 Sep 1995, p.7D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Everything about the romantic comedy What If is cute. Utterly cute. Undeniably cute. Uber–duber cute.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Mirren unquestioningly rules this roost, one cast member’s late arrival onscreen did get the audience murmuring in recognition. Namely, Lady Grantham herself — Elizabeth McGovern — who appears as a judge during one of the key moments in the legal case. One can assume that the “Downton Abbey” star took the slim part as a favor for her husband, who happens to be the director.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    No one holds the screen like Mac and Kelly’s big-eyed darling of a daughter, played by twins Elise and Zoey Vargas.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of laughing at Brooks but not necessarily with him.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Phenomenon is a fantasy about super-intelligence that works best if you can switch off your brain. Those who can will reach weepy nirvana. Those who can't will find this sticky-sweet wallow a bit, well, dumb. [03 Jul 1996 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The plot alone of this elegantly shot black-and-white import shares the Woodman’s affection for variations on lusty middle-age man who beds — and tutors — an adoring decades-younger nubile conquest.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    With an ace pop mechanic like Joel Schumacher now in charge of our hero's bruised psyche, the patient not only survives but thrives in the garishly garnished but never groaningly gruesome Batman Forever. [16 Jun 1995, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is just plain fun to observe Frost as Bruce while he happily shimmies and shakes his way to regaining his once-renown "feet of flames."
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Flaws and all, Men of Honor ultimately does its duty. It honors the feats of an incredible man.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is one highly genuine scene that feels as if it could be an outtake from “The Grand Budapest Hotel“ that nicely underlines Birkenstock’s theme of the ephemeral nature of art when it comes authenticity and originality.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Luckily, many of the plot’s maudlin pitfalls are greatly mitigated by the film’s utterly infectious leading lady. Emilia Clarke’s performance is winningly immersed in charming gawkiness and heartfelt sincerity.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately hollow as director Bertrand Bonello keeps his subject somewhat emotionally at bay, the movie is also at times quite addictive — much like Opium, the controversial name of Saint Laurent’s famous scent. As a diversion, it isn’t exactly good for you but it does provide entertainment.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clarke, who has skillfully brought other complex and compromised males to life in “Zero Dark Thirty” and “Mudbound,” is wholly convincing both physically and vocally as the surviving Kennedy brother. One wishes that the movie itself allowed him more performing room than it does.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    An admirable attempt at presenting a difficult subject that suffers from an eventual pileup of melodramatic happenstances.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's something about a plus-size floral housedress that brings out the best in many male comics, and Lawrence is no exception.
    • USA Today
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    I can’t say this is the best film you will see all year, but I can assure you won’t see another one like it again for a long time.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It all feels about as spontaneous as a concrete blueprint.

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