Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If I wanted to read my way through a film that features words dancing around the screen as if they were waltzing Post-Its, I would have sat through a foreign movie with subtitles instead.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Dad
    If the filmmakers were after a kind of Terms of Endearment for men, they didn't get it. Instead, revel in ''golden-agers'' Lemmon and Dukakis, and have a good cry. And shed an extra tear for a golden film opportunity lost. [27 Oct 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As a date-night viewing option for this weekend, this nearly all-sung autopsy of a failed marriage would pretty much qualify as a Valentine’s Day massacre.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Soapdish is forever blowing comic bubbles. Most burst in mid-flight. But a few, thanks to the talents of stars Sally Field and Kevin Kline, work up into a laughable lather. [31 May 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Lane, still an incandescent knockout at 52, continues to pull off expressing sensuality and sexiness better than most actresses of any age.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    High-grade B flick about illegal street racing among gangs in Los Angeles applies the brakes only for the bare minimum of plot injection.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The foot-stomping, hand-clapping, ear-electrifying soundtrack, courtesy of such pros as B.B. King and Eric Clapton plus newcomers like Erykah Badu, in Blues Brothers 2000 (# # 1/2 out of four) rectifies many a movie-making sin in this near-Xerox sequel to the 1980 Saturday Night Live-spun hit starring Dan Aykroyd and the late John Belushi. [06 Feb 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed with care by Leon Ichaso and written by New Jack's Barry Michael Cooper, snazzy-looking Hill also covers familiar terrain. [25 Feb 1994, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director John Carpenter (Halloween) draws the best out of a Topper-esque script that's surprisingly sophisticated. [28 Feb 1992, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie with a cast that includes such live wires as Marisa Tomei, Sam Rockwell and Natasha Lyonne is bound to have something going for it. But the actual stars of this film, directed by playwright/novelist Adam Rapp, turn out to be two veteran second-tier players making their feature screenwriting debut.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The garden, an Edenic metaphor that gives the story its fertile power, should be as much of a living character as Maggie Smith's wonderfully brusque housekeeper - but isn't. As a result, everything that follows feels anti-climatic. Even if the plot plods a bit, there are pleasures to be plucked, especially in the performances of the children. [13 Aug 1993, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    So much water. Such a dramatic washout.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The musical score is a dud, and the film is one firebomb too long. But GoldenEye's vision is 20/20 when it comes to reviving a legend. [17Nov1995 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the nasty center of the otherwise dutiful Denial is a slimy, self-aggrandizing upper-class blowhard of a bigot who believes he has every right to circulate hateful and hurtful falsehoods to his followers.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Who knew such a seamy swim in the misogynistic swill of life could be so entertaining?
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, the funny lady is better at zinging quips than defining her Socialist agenda.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    a painful though sadly humorous portrait of sisterhood deftly written by Leigh's mom, Barbara Turner, and directed with just-right spareness by Ulu Grosbard. [08 Dec 1995]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is neither the most cinematically entertaining nor the sexiest topic ever examined by what amounts to a Code Red warning sign of a public service announcement. But Dick and producers Amy Ziering and Amy Herdy know the value of focusing on a compelling collection of human subjects who generously relive their first-hand agony.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't all that romantic and is only half as funny as it thinks it is.
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kiss is tasty-enough escape fare. Just don't expect anything more filling than Hershey's foiled variety. [10 Jul 1992, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Seeing Noises Off the movie is better than waiting for it to arrive at the local dinner theater. But served in a setting devoid of spontaneity, Off just seems a little off. [20 March 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If Sunlight Jr. does anything, it is to shine a light on the fact that the American dream is a dormant notion for far too many.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pacific Heights may not have a psychopath worthy of Psycho. But it has a timely moral: Never rush to buy in a sluggish housing market. [28 Sept 1990, p.9D]
    • USA Today
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A certain sloppiness prevents The To Do List from entering the female coming-of-age pantheon of "Sixteen Candles," "Clueless" and "Mean Girls."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Keeping Room does exceed “The Beguiled” with its progressive gender politics and morose minimalist approach. But when it comes to presenting a more watchable story, the older film would be the one that stops you from clicking to another channel if it pops up on TV. A little bit of pulp does help the message go down.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Unlike glossier renderings of twentysomething love, Eric Schaeffer's If Lucy Fell at least elicits the heartfelt goodwill of a messy homemade valentine. [8 March 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Wheeler filled with twangy clichés? Yes, but this attempt at pseudo cinema verite basically rests on Dorff’s slim, plaid-shirted shoulders—and dang if he doesn’t make this simple yet sincere saga hit more than a few high notes.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    From morning traffic jams to passive-aggressive bosses who justify their existence by making yours miserable, Space gets it right. [19 Feb 1999]
    • USA Today
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Another one of those high-gloss treatments of domestic strife that want to have it both ways. Sitcom-slick, melodrama-edgy.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While no one is going to mistake The Hitman’s Bodyguard for high art, it will please those in the mood for late-summer fun.

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