Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Freddy's Dead is fan fare, with little to offer those who aren't already Freddy freaks. [16 Sept 1991, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Even with nifty giant bird Nimbly, flying dog-dragon Falkor and Tonto-like sidekick Atreyu along for the ride, Bastian seems to meander more than tumble into fun- filled adventures. For all its echoes of Oz, Fantasia is not much of a merry old land. [11 Feb 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite Murphy's campaigning, Gentleman deserves a veto. [04 Dec 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Planes modestly succeeds. Very modestly.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this second round of so-so kung-foolery, three brothers once again strain credibility and make sushi out of new foes. [06 May 1994, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The "nonsequel" that regathers the inspired loonies who scaled the heights of giddy anarchy in 1988's "A Fish Called Wanda," is a different comic species. [24 January 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately amounts to a visually ambitious tone poem about the none-too-surprising caprices of male adolescence.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This joyless coming-of-age travelogue is such a downer that not even breathtaking locales can provide a lift.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Well-intentioned even as it surrenders to commercialism, G.I. Jane comes on like the ultimate battle of the sexes. But it ends up being an unfulfilling exercise in pseudo-feminism. [22 August 1997, p. 7D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Never reaches much beyond the surface, and what lies there is all too predictable.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Although delayed several months for fine-tuning, Freejack hijacks any potential cult status with drab visuals and a lousy score. Even Jagger fans aren't going to get much satisfaction out of that. [20 Jan 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Heckerling stoops to the obvious at times and there are two car chases too many. But Look Who's Talking never insults the intelligence of adults or babies, and that's quite a feat for any comedy. [13 Oct 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Bale tends to be overwrought and self-conscious as he wrestles with his demons, here in both '60s flashbacks (the liveliest segment) and in the 1977 present, in which punk clubs and easy women represent temptation. [09 Apr 1999]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth is, Affleck and Paltrow flunk Chemistry 101. They aren't believable even as a fake couple.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Both David-Stahl and Bell are appealing actors but unfortunately their easy-to-relate-to storyline is pretty much upstaged by the rowdy air-sex scenes.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What ultimately should have been borrowed from Spielberg’s oeuvre but isn’t is a sense of wonder and achievement whenever characters come in contact with the unknown or overcome a great obstacle as a team. Imitation should be flattering, not flattening.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A feature debut that might have its heart in the right place but can’t quite manage to smoothly blend the spiritual with the silly without a few Biblical hitches here and there.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let others recharge that tired Die Hard formula. Cameron invents a new kind of family therapy that saves your marriage and the world. [15 Jul 1994 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's still a sick kick to see the little girl (with braces, no less) sink her teeth into her own mother. But doing a Sunset of the Dead might have been a more appetizing idea. [23 Oct 1990, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As a moviegoer, however, you do have a choice. Either weep with them–or laugh at them. Or stay far, far away.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ryder's commitment is impressive. If her movie only had her courage.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the film comes to a mildly clever conclusion, it feels like a bottle of vintage champagne that never gets to pop its cork at midnight. All that fizz potential wasted. [26 Feb 1999]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In its third go-round, the Lethal Weapon arsenal is running out of ammunition. [15 May 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Works best as a ponderous metaphor for life's uncertainties. As a lighthearted comedy, the force, alas, is not with it. [19 March 1999, Life, p.13E]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Simply falls short.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Alas, Office Christmas Party serves as yet another reminder that allowing your cast to madly improvise (as evident with an unnecessary end-credits blooper reel) instead of actually providing a coherent script with a scintilla of logic often leads to a decline in sustained laughter.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In the end, it is up to Leem Lubany, a beauty who hails from Palestine and made her debut in the 2013 Oscar-nominated foreign language film "Omar," to lend a much-needed grace note as Salima.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But all the devices and upgrades do little to bring the poetry's meaning into clearer and more relevant focus for today's audiences.
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Fossilized script spoils effects.
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The same weakness that has plagued a goodly portion of major releases this year that rely on past successes for their reason to exist rears up again: the lack of the new and fresh.

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