Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Drop is just how I like my Tom Hardy – in nearly every scene.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kind of quirky, character-driven comedy they don't make much anymore.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The best romantic comedies intoxicate like vintage champagne. Picture Perfect, on the other hand, is like a wine spritzer. Insubstantial and oversweet, it still refreshes as a midsummer brain cooler. [1 August 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Darkly comic 2 Days in the Valley is Tarantino lite and low-fat Altman. And that's not bad. It leaves you filled but without that bloated feeling. [27 Sept 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The pitch of the script, written by director Mark Herman, isn't perfect. But these earthy blokes are an engaging lot, the soot of the earth, with an admirably wry view of their bleak situations. [23May1997 Pg 03.D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If it's a spirit-lifter you want, Rudy is the perfect pep rally for your soul. [13 Oct 1993, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's also a nice cheekiness to the material written by Robert Towne ("Chinatown"), and the usual cool high-tech toys are deployed.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yummy yet empty.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Think "Animal Farm" redone as Ant Farm. [2 October 1998, p. 11E]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Blaze is like an old-fashioned striptease - the juicy story line gets you all hot and bothered, but you end up wanting more. [13 Dec 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Documentaries that rely on a steady stream of talking heads—interspersed here with fleeting film clips—usually are not my favorite. However, when those heads belong to talented and perceptive women who rarely get a chance to speak their minds let alone get hired to make a movie, I can definitely make an exception.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of bad guys who want to use an invader for nefarious purposes - in this case, germ warfare - and good guys who want to save humanity. The formula is still potent, especially when stirred by director Wolfgang Petersen. [10 Mar 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    By the time the prey turns hunter, however, the tale becomes overly predictable. And it never taps Kingsley's potential as a ruthless father figure to the beauteous, almost-sympathetic creature. Still, Species is a kick to the finish, groaner ending and all. If anyone could make E.T. forget all about phoning home, it's Sil. [07 July 1995, p.12D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wedding Plan feels less like “My Big Fat Jewish Nuptials” and more of a faith-based variation on a Disney princess fantasy. Instead of a fairy godmother, God himself will find her Mr. Right.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As entertainment, such dark material can only stretch so far, and Series 7 comes awfully close to being as numbing as the genre it mocks. But its power can't be denied.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An Innocent Man is no White Heat, and Selleck is no James Cagney. But this kind of fast-paced entertainment is almost top of the world, ma. [06 Oct 1989, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The special effects are scream-worthy, the gore is minimal and the humor has a folksy zing to it. [19 Jan 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With each on-screen chapter, the poor girl from District 12 continues to fulfill her destiny as an inspiration and a rebel fighter. She is but one female, but she's the perfect antidote to the surplus of male superheroes out there.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most filmmakers barely know how to capitalize on Dawson’s talents other than to fill up the screen with her goddess-like beauty. But Rock treats her single mom who boasts a checkered romantic past along with strong opinions as an equal sparring partner.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not for kids, silly. The little devils will devour this deviously delicious assault on abusive authority figures like the cake gobbled by the story's gluttonous schoolboy. [02 Aug 1996, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Needless to say, the shapely Aniston pulls it off without a hitch — even if she never actually appears without a stitch. If this gutsy performance leads to better opportunities—a remake of Demi Moore's ill-conceived "Striptease," perhaps — I might sleep better at night.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hello, My Name is Doris is like a beacon of beckoning human warmth just waiting to be cherished.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Little ones may squirm during the more literary parts, but the sappy tunes by Paul Williams make fine potty breaks. Adults will enjoy the gently mocking tone - Rizzo asks whether the ghostly goings-on will scare kids. ''Nah,'' replies Gonzo. ''This is culture.'' As for the Muppets, it's great to see them together again on the big screen. God bless them, every one. [11 Dec 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Engagingly offbeat. [4 December 1998, Life, p.13E]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't always perfect. But it fills an empty spot in the hearts of girls of all ages who have been pining all summer for a movie like this.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is first and foremost Eastwood’s movie and if he wants to feature his incongruous tinkling piano-bar jazz on the soundtrack, that is his prerogative.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like the way that Stubby was often underestimated before he found his calling, I came into this film not expecting how much I would appreciate a more thoughtful use of animation to tell an engaging story.

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