Susan Wloszczyna
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics.
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Susan Wloszczyna's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 58 | |
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| Highest review score: | Toni Erdmann | |
| Lowest review score: | Amos & Andrew | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 347 out of 678
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Mixed: 183 out of 678
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Negative: 148 out of 678
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Nothing better than boys with really big toys. Especially when the boys are men like Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman, top talents who duke it out among the nukes in the propulsively pulse-pounding undersea thriller Crimson Tide. [12May1995 Pg.01.D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
While Scream has its frights, it feels more like one of those solve-the-mystery jigsaw puzzles than a real movie.- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Where the highly likable actress (Zellweger) proves most valuable is in making us adore this insecure, clumsy, contradictory creature.- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
As with most complicated narratives, it is best to simply sit back at some point and enjoy the ride.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 17, 2016
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- Susan Wloszczyna
With cartoon colors, loony tunes and a kitschy-coo sensibility, Earth Girls Are Easy finally lands in theaters after having distributor trouble. This close encounter under the California sun is fun, fun, fun - until its Beach Party-meets-Splash plot unravels. [12 May 1989, p.6D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Last time, director Garry Marshall gave us the fairy tale with Pretty Woman. This time, he gets the story right. [11 Oct 1991, p.1D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Star Trek was never about gizmos, but about relationships - both among its crew members and with its audience. Star Trek VI more than upholds the tradition, making it a satisfying send-off for a mighty ship of foils. [6 Dec. 1991, p.1D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
The special effects are scream-worthy, the gore is minimal and the humor has a folksy zing to it. [19 Jan 1990, p.1D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
It is a good thing these actors are charming enough that they aren’t too hampered by a long string of fish-out-of-water gags.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 3, 2014
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- Susan Wloszczyna
It is somewhat refreshing to witness a May-December romance from an older female perspective and both leads pour their hearts into their roles.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 29, 2017
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Seeing Noises Off the movie is better than waiting for it to arrive at the local dinner theater. But served in a setting devoid of spontaneity, Off just seems a little off. [20 March 1992, p.4D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
It is never a good situation when a subtitled foreign release is highly dependent on words to get its point across—especially when those words are supposed to make you laugh.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 21, 2014
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- Susan Wloszczyna
An intoxicating kiddie cocktail for young-at-heart adults, inspired by a Disney fairy tale based on fact: the making of "Mary Poppins."- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 13, 2013
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- Susan Wloszczyna
It's a rare movie that prefers a moral victory over a rah-rah one. [18 Sept 1992, p.5D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Soapdish is forever blowing comic bubbles. Most burst in mid-flight. But a few, thanks to the talents of stars Sally Field and Kevin Kline, work up into a laughable lather. [31 May 1991, p.4D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
One should approach Hocus Pocus as if it were one of those households that plunk toothbrushes instead of Snickers into your goody bag. Skip it.- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
The musical score is a dud, and the film is one firebomb too long. But GoldenEye's vision is 20/20 when it comes to reviving a legend. [17Nov1995 Pg.01.D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
DreamWorks' story of Moses raises the bar on the art of cartooning to the top of Mount Sinai and beyond.- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
It's a case of bad guys who want to use an invader for nefarious purposes - in this case, germ warfare - and good guys who want to save humanity. The formula is still potent, especially when stirred by director Wolfgang Petersen. [10 Mar 1995, p.1D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Though its romantic-comedy triangle borrows heavily from Cyrano de Bergerac, the film has more in common with Three's Company. A shame, since Dogs boasts more than a few stray pleasures. [26Apr1996, Pg. 04.D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Geena Davis and Renny Harlin couldn't cut it with Cutthroat Island. Steven Spielberg nearly got the hook for Hook. But leave it to Miss Piggy and Kermit to discover uncharted gold in the shipwrecked-pirate genre. With felt-covered cohorts like Fozzie Bear and human co-stars like Jennifer Saunders of Absolutely Fabulous, the cross-species duo pulls off the rollicking Muppet Treasure Island with only a bump or two. [16 Feb 1996, p.4D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Basically, Cam is one of the most entertainingly inappropriate guardians for impressionable youths since Auntie Mame.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 19, 2015
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Cradle settles for saying ''boo'' when it could have said a lot more about parental fears. [10 Jan 1992, p.4D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
The ending is nicely wistful but let's get real. A couple of million doesn't go far these days, at least not at the rate of Perez's shopping sprees. Still, if you're willing to take a chance on romance, buy a ticket to It Could Happen to You. Just don't expect a huge payoff. [29 July 1994, p.7D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Sheer power, moral and otherwise. It possesses a massively majestic hero. [10 Dec 1997, p.D1]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Little ones may squirm during the more literary parts, but the sappy tunes by Paul Williams make fine potty breaks. Adults will enjoy the gently mocking tone - Rizzo asks whether the ghostly goings-on will scare kids. ''Nah,'' replies Gonzo. ''This is culture.'' As for the Muppets, it's great to see them together again on the big screen. God bless them, every one. [11 Dec 1992, p.4D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
With Serial Mom, the renegade director/writer kicks the nation smack in its collective groin, marvelously mocking the oh-so-current mania over crime figures and tabloid scandals. [13 Apr 1994, p.1D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Once again, the anchor aboard this ship of fools is the drolly doltish Leslie Nielsen, who can deliver lines like "I like my sex the way I play basketball - one on one, with as little dribbling as possible" as if they were first-class mail. Let's hope Zucker and Co. quit while they are ahead. [18 Mar 1994, p.4D]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
When we first see Meryl Streep's happy homemaker in One True Thing, she's a domestic dinosaur circa late '80s, a regular mommy monster. [18 September 1998, p.3E]- USA Today
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- Susan Wloszczyna
Young girls will enjoy Lohan's matchmaking antics. But nostalgia-craving oldsters should stick to fond memories of Hayley [Mills]'s heyday.- USA Today
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