Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like the way that Stubby was often underestimated before he found his calling, I came into this film not expecting how much I would appreciate a more thoughtful use of animation to tell an engaging story.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Actually, as films inspired by Saturday Night Live sketches go, this is pretty good. Count on three big belly laughs if you are over 30, more if you are under 18 and even have a belly. [14 Feb 1994 Pg. 04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kodachrome, alas, too often travels a well-worn and predictable highway, one that was traversed to near-perfection not too long ago by Alexander Payne’s “Nebraska.”
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot a horrible movie about a white outsider plopped in the middle of Afghanistan? No, that would be last year’s “Rock the Kasbah.” But neither does Whiskey Tango Foxtrot fulfill its assigned duty to provide evidence of Fey’s versatility.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Quaid's return to form is worth cheering. He helps make Flesh a watchable depressant. [05 Nov 1993, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Once this self-consciously campy fairy tale stops trying so hard to emulate every high-school comedy and TV show from the past 30 years and relaxes into a stream of clever repartee and amusing situations, it eventually offers enough LOL opportunities to deserve a passing grade.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not even Hunter, who eventually wears out her welcome, can keep Strange Weather from going off the cliff.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of laughing at Brooks but not necessarily with him.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any qualms that The Addams Family movie might be more creaky than kooky quickly evaporate, like mist over a still-toasty cadaver. [22 Nov 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Knight is a medieval festival for the eye and ear, with rich blue hues and stirring fanfares. [07 Jul 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As holiday heartwarmers go, The Santa Clause is an amusing stocking stuffer, a sitcom-superficial novelty that jingles many of the same bells as last year's "Mrs. Doubtfire". [11 Nov 1994 Pg. 12.D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But director Jodie Foster and writer W.D.Richter aren't content to serve the usual Planes, Trains and Cliches at their Thanksgiving feast. With her keen actor's instincts, Foster piles on plenty for her terrific cast to chew on and for us to savor. [03 Nov 1995, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mother Nature has always gotten the Cindy Crawford treatment from director Carroll Ballard (The Black Stallion, Never Cry Wolf). And he does right by Wind's splashy backdrop of America's Cup boat racing, as the camera bobs and weaves about like a wave-whipped buoy. Too bad there has to be a story, for Wind becomes so much hot air whenever it stays on land. [11 Sep 1992, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As hard as it is to admit, Guest’s once-incisive satirical bite has grown dull in its familiarity. He doesn’t seem to be having as much fun here and neither are we.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Time to get out your flood pants and economy-size Kleenex. Sally Field has the weepies again. But unlike the hoked-up waterworks that turned Field's Steel Magnolias into rust, Not Without My Daughter has an iron-clad plus going for it - harrowing reality. [11 Jan 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    While some might decry the ludicrous showdown that unfolds in the darkened aisles of McCall’s mega-store workplace, I got a kick out of watching Washington turn everyday hardware supplies into lethal weaponry.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Intervention is no embarrassment, and any time a woman is allowed to direct a film benefits the cause. But if DuVall’s purpose was to provide a snapshot of her generation, she should have sharpened her focus and dug a little deeper.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One interesting fact that comes out of Gameau’s self-abusing ordeal is that even though he has been eating the same number of daily calories—a normal 2,300—as he did before, he has packed on 15 pounds mostly around his waist.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where once Waters was brilliantly polluted, now he comes off diluted.
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Delivers diverting comic fluff for the bland clan's fans. [23 Aug 1996, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A light, sweet romantic comedy and a Manhattan-without-fear setting make Night a charmer, especially for young couples falling in love. But just as falling in love demands a willing suspension of disbelief, so does this tale of revolving roommates. [3 May 1993, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    (Craven) and his Scream dream team have done a frightfully good job of killing off and wrapping up the popular horror series.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Its rewards may not be eternal, but Heart and Souls will likely satisfy those who love their chuckles choked with tears. [13 Aug 1993, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    From the moment he trudges through the woods in his scratched and smudged birthday suit, Paul Bettany as a saucy Geoffrey Chaucer takes command.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Van Peebles' ambitions are epic-size, his results, sad to say, are less so. This is one messy Western omelet - highly edible but overscrambled. [14 May 1993, p.3D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This supposedly uplifting true-life baseball tale never quite strikes the necessary emotional sweet spots that these types of inspirational sports movies shamelessly if effectively milk, despite a pitch with great potential.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Penn-manship here is far from unimpressive. But if Sean gets a second chance, he should make his audience care as much as he does. [23 Sep 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mermaids will satisfy those who like sentiment served on a plastic platter. Others should treat it like 3-day-old fish. [14 Dec 1990, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The smart script is brave enough to venture beyond yesterday’s fleeting Twitter fodder for its pop-cultural references. As a result, Paper Towns might be the only movie to ever pay tribute to Walt Whitman’s poetry, Woody Guthrie’s music and the empowering theme song from the “Pokemon” cartoon series.

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