Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Since a goodly portion of Jade is given over to the barbed banter lobbed by Allen and a solid Helen Hunt (in Stanwyck mode as a peevish efficiency expert who challenges his façade of male superiority), Woody the wordsmith is in full evidence, too.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Little Boxes doesn’t manage to summon as much unique insight into prejudice as screenwriter Annie Howell and director Ron Meyer probably expected to achieve. But what keeps their movie watchable is that Lynskey, Ellis and Jackson are completely believable as a loving family unit.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is just plain fun to observe Frost as Bruce while he happily shimmies and shakes his way to regaining his once-renown "feet of flames."
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    At a certain point, Bean goes beyond awful to surreally awful, like the rug Burt Reynolds sports in a cameo. The last-ditch plunge into pathos does nothing to redeem the feeling. Let's hope no sequel is in the offing. The only thing worse than Bean would be a hill of Beans. [07Nov1997 Pg08.D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin make Housesitter worth sitting through. While no Hepburn and Tracy, the pair still transform this overly contrived screwball romp into an inspired game of charades. [12 July 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Branagh, the actor, comes through unscathed. Branagh, the director, not so much.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Goldberg has her best role in a while, especially when she twitches and grunts her way into phony trances. Poor Demi, though, cries enough tears to drench a small drought-stricken state. [13 July 1990, Life, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's so predictable, you can set your watch to when the bulimic will sneak away to the bathroom.
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It could be worse.
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But for all the fancy-schmancy effects (budget: $90 million-plus), the vision of a hypercongested metropolis is not much more sophisticated than an episode of "The Jetsons." [9 May 1997]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't always perfect. But it fills an empty spot in the hearts of girls of all ages who have been pining all summer for a movie like this.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed by Tony Scott (Top Gun) with his usual testosterone-injected verve, Scout is never boring but hardly edifying. With a nod to the '90s, the formula does digress to allow the pals to expose their emotional wounds to each other. [13 Dec 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What Atlantis gains in chills and thrills, it loses in pure emotion.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    And the matter-of-fact portrayal of a bi-racial relationship is presented just as it should be — unremarked upon.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A plodding, play-it-safe rendition of "The Family Feud."
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hits its silly stride early and never shifts into a higher gear.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately hollow as director Bertrand Bonello keeps his subject somewhat emotionally at bay, the movie is also at times quite addictive — much like Opium, the controversial name of Saint Laurent’s famous scent. As a diversion, it isn’t exactly good for you but it does provide entertainment.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Based on the days and especially nights of Venice's 16th century courtesan Veronica Franco, this alternately dull, lively, sexy and silly costumer lightens the locks of brunette Braveheart dish Catherine McCormack. [27 Feb 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clumsily conflates our country’s racist genocide of Native Americans with the era’s marginalizing of women and their lack of rights.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    These guys still know how to not just hold our attention but grab it, even if their current film needs them more than they need it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth be told, Joel and Ethan's game is a little off, inconsistent and at times just plain incoherent. But they roll enough solid laughs and eye-tickling camera tricks to satisfy. [6 March 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ryder's commitment is impressive. If her movie only had her courage.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    With admirable techno-savvy, the film upgrades the paranoia-propelled thriller and downloads it into the '90s. Reminiscent of a slew of films, including The Pelican Brief and The Fugitive, The Net - ploddingly directed by Irwin Winkler - is frustratingly average in almost every other respect, however. [28 July 1995, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But Live From New York! is required viewing only if the network’s own 3½-hour marathon salute to four decades of skit hilarity earlier this year was not enough of a retrospective for you.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mulroney is a drip with not a milliliter of chemistry with either woman. Roberts doesn't really seem to care about him so much as the fact that life is passing her by. Though, that may be the point.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Thank the wizardry of Jim Henson's Creature Shop, well-choreographed martial-arts fights and sharp direction by video whiz Steve Barron (he did Michael Jackson's Billie Jean) for keeping these comic-book heroes from going amok like Howard the Duck. [30 Mar 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What starts as a bright and bouncy time-waster that at least borrows from the best of its genre-defining ilk -- "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", "Clueless", "Carrie", "The Breakfast Club" -- eventually stumbles into sappy message-movie territory. [29 Jan 1999, p. 09E]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    If Nancy Meyers ever decided to dabble in gothic romance, it probably would turn out to be something like The Face of Love.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one Road whose gold apparently got paved over.
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    His (Myers) affection for the era and its gaudy, bawdy movies inject this bit of fluff with giddy energy.

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