Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Even our bony host the Crypt Keeper, who never met a pun he didn't like, might declare Bordello just plain whore-ible. [16 Aug 1996, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What ultimately should have been borrowed from Spielberg’s oeuvre but isn’t is a sense of wonder and achievement whenever characters come in contact with the unknown or overcome a great obstacle as a team. Imitation should be flattering, not flattening.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Imitation Game is most on its game when it primarily sticks to being a John le Carre-lite espionage version of “Revenge of the Nerds.”
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If it's a spirit-lifter you want, Rudy is the perfect pep rally for your soul. [13 Oct 1993, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth be told, Joel and Ethan's game is a little off, inconsistent and at times just plain incoherent. But they roll enough solid laughs and eye-tickling camera tricks to satisfy. [6 March 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Light as a feather. [8 March 1996, p.D1]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this charming and delightful biopic that bears her name, the matronly Jenkins is an endearing and courageous stand-in for countless other mortals whose aspirations in the arts often far exceed their talents.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Predator 2 won't be the worst turkey at theaters this Thanksgiving. But it certainly gobbles loud and often enough. Its makers - whose previous smash-crash hash includes 48 HRS., Die Hard and both Lethal Weapons - go to great lengths to camouflage this bird with ultra-violent dressing. The plot is one bloody showdown after another, on rooftops or in subway cars. [21 Nov 1990, p.2D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Whatever the flaws, The Music of Strangers does provide enough enticements to make it worth a sit, if only to see Mr. Rogers greet Ma in an old TV clip.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But all the devices and upgrades do little to bring the poetry's meaning into clearer and more relevant focus for today's audiences.
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Note this in your Starlog: Tacky toupees are out. Chrome domes are in. And not only is the future in safe hands, so is the "Star Trek" franchise. [22 Nov 1996 Pg.05.D]
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Douglas prances and chants with crimson-haired tribesmen who look like they were styled by Dennis Rodman. He talks a good game. (Why does he kill? "Because I've got a gift.") But he is trapped by the same undernourished script as the rest of the cast. Secondary characters are fleshed out so little, they should simply wear labels that say "kitty snacks." [11 Oct 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Some have compared Maidentrip to a young female version of Robert Redford's "All Is Lost". But in Dekker's case, all seems to be found.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as disturbing a movie as you are likely to witness this year. [21Feb1997 Pg.04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A coming-of-age tale that truly floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The goofiest, giddiest and, yes, grooviest animated trip since Aladdin unbottled its genie.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the attractive cast is willing, the translation into '90s teen culture is weak -- like a clueless adult's notion of cool.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing too fancy or ambitious. Instead, writer-director George Tillman Jr. serves up down-home fare that enriches the heart and leaves you satisfied if stuffed. [26Sep1997 Pg.06.D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One glance at the static camerawork that plagues the entirety of Happy Christmas and you might also discern that this is a minimalist mumblecore production, a kitchen-sink-style indie genre that apparently outlaws long shots or close-ups.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The opposite of entertainment, a self-satisfied soap opera from hell. But anyone itchy to see Ricci in her fleshy glory will adore her femme fatale for the Jerry Springer age, a Stanwyck stoked on steroids and SweeTarts.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say if you are human, there is no way that Lion won’t move you.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Observing Zellweger as she dispenses her brand of movie magic definitely is good for what ails you.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A gut-busting blast of tasteless tomfoolery.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Surprise, surprise. This "Planes" quickly grounds itself with a story that at least offers an emotional hook (if not ladder) that most adults and even kids can appreciate.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The singing is often splendid. The bits of humor are deftly handled. The pace is relatively swift. And it never feels like a static rendition of a theatrical event dumbed down for a younger demographic.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Watching the new batch of mischief makers in Gremlins 2 is like gorging on raw cookie dough. Tastes yummy at first, but pretty soon you begin to get sick of the stuff. [15 Jun 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The plot alone of this elegantly shot black-and-white import shares the Woodman’s affection for variations on lusty middle-age man who beds — and tutors — an adoring decades-younger nubile conquest.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Rookie is Clint Eastwood's ultimate cops 'n' robbers fantasy, where all the cars are sex machines, all the guns shoot loud and hard, and real men say things like, ''Wanna guarantee? Buy a toaster.'' [07 Dec 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today

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