Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say I have been to wakes that have elicited more laughs.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The garden, an Edenic metaphor that gives the story its fertile power, should be as much of a living character as Maggie Smith's wonderfully brusque housekeeper - but isn't. As a result, everything that follows feels anti-climatic. Even if the plot plods a bit, there are pleasures to be plucked, especially in the performances of the children. [13 Aug 1993, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An action adventure that puts brain ahead of brawn as a valued commodity is always reason to celebrate. Add in the considerable heart that Baymax contributes (with elements borrowed from both “WALL-E” and “Up”), and you have a winner.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Although events unfold amid a gorgeous pastoral setting with rolling green hills and leafy trees, there is a silent starkness about this countryside that suggests Ingmar Bergman’s use of natural surroundings.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The cameos are out-of-sight, though the gay jokes and sexual innuendoes are overdone. But even if you don't know Peter from Bobby, you'll still be apt to find the Brady brand of geeky optimism thoroughly infectious. [17 Feb 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is one highly genuine scene that feels as if it could be an outtake from “The Grand Budapest Hotel“ that nicely underlines Birkenstock’s theme of the ephemeral nature of art when it comes authenticity and originality.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With near-Swiss precision, director/producer Jay Roach and his writers make sure familiarity breeds hilarity.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    When Michell is on his game, as he definitely is with Le Week-End, he unearths small, invaluable and even profound truths about the human condition that are often as inspiring as they are devastating.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But Live From New York! is required viewing only if the network’s own 3½-hour marathon salute to four decades of skit hilarity earlier this year was not enough of a retrospective for you.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Think "Animal Farm" redone as Ant Farm. [2 October 1998, p. 11E]
    • USA Today
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    No one put in any creative overtime on this Shift, the 16th Stephen King story made into a film. About as clever as it gets is calling the mill owner Bachman - King's pseudonym. [29 Oct 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not for kids, silly. The little devils will devour this deviously delicious assault on abusive authority figures like the cake gobbled by the story's gluttonous schoolboy. [02 Aug 1996, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A blah romantic comedy that has the bad taste to force the heavenly Ashley Judd into being an insecure, date-desperate, quirky career gal.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wedding Plan feels less like “My Big Fat Jewish Nuptials” and more of a faith-based variation on a Disney princess fantasy. Instead of a fairy godmother, God himself will find her Mr. Right.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yet, when it all clicks, Ephron is able to make the familiar sparkle anew. [25 Jun 1993 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mistaken for Strangers was a group effort. And also an act of love.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A decidedly sentimental American version, with much comedy (by mistake, Bob Cratchit actually knocks Scrooge's hat off with a snowball) and fortified with a Scrooge who is not so much a born-to-be-cruel wretch but a tortured soul who lost the meaning of Christmas along the way. [15 Dec 1992, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The nonstop amusing mockumentary Waiting for Guffman does to small-town acting troupes what "This Is Spinal Tap did to heavy-metal bands."
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Does it matter that the trajectory of The Eagle Huntress feels scripted at times and the actions we witness are sometimes staged or even manipulated? Somewhat.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Heart Machine lies somewhere between the AOL love letter “You’ve Got Mail” and the more cautionary “Her” on the issue of what effect all this technology is having on society.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Even our bony host the Crypt Keeper, who never met a pun he didn't like, might declare Bordello just plain whore-ible. [16 Aug 1996, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What ultimately should have been borrowed from Spielberg’s oeuvre but isn’t is a sense of wonder and achievement whenever characters come in contact with the unknown or overcome a great obstacle as a team. Imitation should be flattering, not flattening.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Imitation Game is most on its game when it primarily sticks to being a John le Carre-lite espionage version of “Revenge of the Nerds.”
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If it's a spirit-lifter you want, Rudy is the perfect pep rally for your soul. [13 Oct 1993, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth be told, Joel and Ethan's game is a little off, inconsistent and at times just plain incoherent. But they roll enough solid laughs and eye-tickling camera tricks to satisfy. [6 March 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Light as a feather. [8 March 1996, p.D1]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this charming and delightful biopic that bears her name, the matronly Jenkins is an endearing and courageous stand-in for countless other mortals whose aspirations in the arts often far exceed their talents.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Predator 2 won't be the worst turkey at theaters this Thanksgiving. But it certainly gobbles loud and often enough. Its makers - whose previous smash-crash hash includes 48 HRS., Die Hard and both Lethal Weapons - go to great lengths to camouflage this bird with ultra-violent dressing. The plot is one bloody showdown after another, on rooftops or in subway cars. [21 Nov 1990, p.2D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Whatever the flaws, The Music of Strangers does provide enough enticements to make it worth a sit, if only to see Mr. Rogers greet Ma in an old TV clip.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But all the devices and upgrades do little to bring the poetry's meaning into clearer and more relevant focus for today's audiences.
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Note this in your Starlog: Tacky toupees are out. Chrome domes are in. And not only is the future in safe hands, so is the "Star Trek" franchise. [22 Nov 1996 Pg.05.D]
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Douglas prances and chants with crimson-haired tribesmen who look like they were styled by Dennis Rodman. He talks a good game. (Why does he kill? "Because I've got a gift.") But he is trapped by the same undernourished script as the rest of the cast. Secondary characters are fleshed out so little, they should simply wear labels that say "kitty snacks." [11 Oct 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Some have compared Maidentrip to a young female version of Robert Redford's "All Is Lost". But in Dekker's case, all seems to be found.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as disturbing a movie as you are likely to witness this year. [21Feb1997 Pg.04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A coming-of-age tale that truly floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The goofiest, giddiest and, yes, grooviest animated trip since Aladdin unbottled its genie.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the attractive cast is willing, the translation into '90s teen culture is weak -- like a clueless adult's notion of cool.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing too fancy or ambitious. Instead, writer-director George Tillman Jr. serves up down-home fare that enriches the heart and leaves you satisfied if stuffed. [26Sep1997 Pg.06.D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One glance at the static camerawork that plagues the entirety of Happy Christmas and you might also discern that this is a minimalist mumblecore production, a kitchen-sink-style indie genre that apparently outlaws long shots or close-ups.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The opposite of entertainment, a self-satisfied soap opera from hell. But anyone itchy to see Ricci in her fleshy glory will adore her femme fatale for the Jerry Springer age, a Stanwyck stoked on steroids and SweeTarts.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say if you are human, there is no way that Lion won’t move you.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Observing Zellweger as she dispenses her brand of movie magic definitely is good for what ails you.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A gut-busting blast of tasteless tomfoolery.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Surprise, surprise. This "Planes" quickly grounds itself with a story that at least offers an emotional hook (if not ladder) that most adults and even kids can appreciate.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The singing is often splendid. The bits of humor are deftly handled. The pace is relatively swift. And it never feels like a static rendition of a theatrical event dumbed down for a younger demographic.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Watching the new batch of mischief makers in Gremlins 2 is like gorging on raw cookie dough. Tastes yummy at first, but pretty soon you begin to get sick of the stuff. [15 Jun 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The plot alone of this elegantly shot black-and-white import shares the Woodman’s affection for variations on lusty middle-age man who beds — and tutors — an adoring decades-younger nubile conquest.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Rookie is Clint Eastwood's ultimate cops 'n' robbers fantasy, where all the cars are sex machines, all the guns shoot loud and hard, and real men say things like, ''Wanna guarantee? Buy a toaster.'' [07 Dec 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Engagingly offbeat. [4 December 1998, Life, p.13E]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A humorous if occasionally horrific pitch-black satire.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Circle has a wit and warmth that makes something as glibly contemporary as Reality Bites seem trite and toothless. [15 Mar 1995, Pg.06.D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Drop is just how I like my Tom Hardy – in nearly every scene.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the very least, we should give thanks that an almighty cinematographer like Emmanuel Lubezki, who has won a record three consecutive Oscars for his work on “Gravity,” “Birdman” and “The Revenant,” exists.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The hormonal surges in Our Souls at Night aren’t quite the rollercoaster ride they are in those adolescent affairs. But this steady-as-it-goes approach to a senior snuggling has its ups and downs, too.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As shallow as a shot glass.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    A pathetically dumb attempt to string a bunch of second-rate skits together like a garland of rotten cranberries.
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ripe dialogue (''I was their No. 1 son,'' wails the Penguin about the parents who flushed their deformed baby down the sewer, ''and they treated me like No. 2!'') and rich settings decked out in deco can't disguise that little happens. The frantic action circles the same city block, as if trying to find a spot to park. [19 June 1992, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    From morning traffic jams to passive-aggressive bosses who justify their existence by making yours miserable, Space gets it right. [19 Feb 1999]
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is comfort comedy, pure and simple.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Vinny's humor is cooked to al dente perfection. And that ain't just whistling Dixie.
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Its deadpan wit, ingenious fairy-tale premise and superbly accomplished cast will leave you feeling positively oxygenated.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hayek turns Beatriz into her own breed of wonder woman, Lithgow’s Strutt is definitely a super villain of sorts and their head-to-head battle is clearly worth seeing even if, in real life, it has only begun.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wisely, Kornbluth strives to put a human face on the situation, focusing on several families who represent hard-working citizens who are barely making ends meet with their shrinking paychecks—let alone building up any savings.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    No one holds the screen like Mac and Kelly’s big-eyed darling of a daughter, played by twins Elise and Zoey Vargas.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of the heat of humanity, what lingers on in the mind is the cool of the computerized effects.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For a film so antsy to start that it barely flashes its opening title, Die Hard 2 takes a curiously long time to get off the ground. Like many return trips, what was once exhilarating is now a bit flat. [3 July 1990]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Blaze is like an old-fashioned striptease - the juicy story line gets you all hot and bothered, but you end up wanting more. [13 Dec 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Keaton doesn't stoop to bitter-spinster blather. Instead, the luminous vulnerability that served her well in such dramas as "Shoot the Moon" lights up this depressing, gallows-humored heart-tugger. [18 Dec 1996, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clarke, who has skillfully brought other complex and compromised males to life in “Zero Dark Thirty” and “Mudbound,” is wholly convincing both physically and vocally as the surviving Kennedy brother. One wishes that the movie itself allowed him more performing room than it does.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A romantic comedy has to woo an audience into taking a chance on love. While You Were Sleeping is that kind of sneaky charmer, more riveting than ribbit-ing. [21 Apr 1995, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As movies about misanthropic outsider artists with medical issues go, “Don’t Worry” doesn’t come close to the superb “American Splendor” with Paul Giamatti as the irascible Harvey Pekar.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Book of Life bedazzles your eyes and buoys your spirits as it treads upon themes most commonly associated with the macabre universe of Tim Burton.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, you can’t fault a family entertainment extravaganza too much if it actually goes out of its way to integrate the ensemble of a fairy tale in an Old World European setting with a diverse array of supporting players. Branagh deserves an extra bravo just for that. And we mean it sincerely.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Too much talk, not enough wooing. In the end, Ever After's spell is only half cast. [31 Jul 1998, Pg. 07.E]
    • USA Today
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Unless you have a craving to watch a sluggish Ski-Doo race or want to admire Chase dressed as a hula dancer, consider this the cinematic equivalent of yellow snow.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    To reveal too many details of this “Law & Order” meets “Jurassic Park” procedural, especially what eventually happens to Sue, sort of dilutes the thriller aspect of the story. I suggest resisting the urge to Google if you plan to see the doc. I did and was glad to be in the dark.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A forlornly funny and emotionally bruising dramedy that rarely misses an opportunity to reveal humans as the flawed and occasionally awful beings that they are.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Those who feel a kinship to this brand of corn, dig in. The rest should head for the hills. [15 Oct 1993, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing better than boys with really big toys. Especially when the boys are men like Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman, top talents who duke it out among the nukes in the propulsively pulse-pounding undersea thriller Crimson Tide. [12May1995 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Scream has its frights, it feels more like one of those solve-the-mystery jigsaw puzzles than a real movie.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where the highly likable actress (Zellweger) proves most valuable is in making us adore this insecure, clumsy, contradictory creature.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As with most complicated narratives, it is best to simply sit back at some point and enjoy the ride.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    With cartoon colors, loony tunes and a kitschy-coo sensibility, Earth Girls Are Easy finally lands in theaters after having distributor trouble. This close encounter under the California sun is fun, fun, fun - until its Beach Party-meets-Splash plot unravels. [12 May 1989, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Last time, director Garry Marshall gave us the fairy tale with Pretty Woman. This time, he gets the story right. [11 Oct 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Star Trek was never about gizmos, but about relationships - both among its crew members and with its audience. Star Trek VI more than upholds the tradition, making it a satisfying send-off for a mighty ship of foils. [6 Dec. 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The special effects are scream-worthy, the gore is minimal and the humor has a folksy zing to it. [19 Jan 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is a good thing these actors are charming enough that they aren’t too hampered by a long string of fish-out-of-water gags.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is somewhat refreshing to witness a May-December romance from an older female perspective and both leads pour their hearts into their roles.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Seeing Noises Off the movie is better than waiting for it to arrive at the local dinner theater. But served in a setting devoid of spontaneity, Off just seems a little off. [20 March 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is never a good situation when a subtitled foreign release is highly dependent on words to get its point across—especially when those words are supposed to make you laugh.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An intoxicating kiddie cocktail for young-at-heart adults, inspired by a Disney fairy tale based on fact: the making of "Mary Poppins."
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a rare movie that prefers a moral victory over a rah-rah one. [18 Sept 1992, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Soapdish is forever blowing comic bubbles. Most burst in mid-flight. But a few, thanks to the talents of stars Sally Field and Kevin Kline, work up into a laughable lather. [31 May 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    One should approach Hocus Pocus as if it were one of those households that plunk toothbrushes instead of Snickers into your goody bag. Skip it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The musical score is a dud, and the film is one firebomb too long. But GoldenEye's vision is 20/20 when it comes to reviving a legend. [17Nov1995 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    DreamWorks' story of Moses raises the bar on the art of cartooning to the top of Mount Sinai and beyond.
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of bad guys who want to use an invader for nefarious purposes - in this case, germ warfare - and good guys who want to save humanity. The formula is still potent, especially when stirred by director Wolfgang Petersen. [10 Mar 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Though its romantic-comedy triangle borrows heavily from Cyrano de Bergerac, the film has more in common with Three's Company. A shame, since Dogs boasts more than a few stray pleasures. [26Apr1996, Pg. 04.D]
    • USA Today

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