For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    I can’t shake the inkling that it would’ve worked better as straight documentary.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Genuine jump scares are bolstered by the film’s spooky sound design, as well as terrific performances from Dirisu and Mosaku, whose terror is palpable.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The overall tone is one of wry knowingness, which is DaCosta’s achilles heel.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Subverting the original text’s point of view allows Whannell to privilege his female protagonist while continuing to explore the novel’s theme of untrammelled power.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film doesn’t understand what mode it wants to operate in; serious thriller with emotional stakes or contrived, cynical satire (a set piece around a Twitter hashtag seems to suggest the latter).
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Malaysian-born writer-director Yen Tan shoots stylishly in black and white 16mm, each frame a tasteful photograph. What’s most skilful, though, is the way he succeeds in complicating archetypes.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    This immersive, slow-burning documentary about a Congolese charcoal maker finds poetry in the punishing, monotonous graft of one man’s trade.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It is gleefully dorky, hopelessly earnest, sincere, quite possibly to a fault. It unfolds as a series of Springsteen-soundtracked set pieces, each shamelessly engineered to maximise catharsis, cheering and possibly weeping from the audience.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a sense of Stranger Things camaraderie among Billy and his foster siblings, who are actually fun to spend time with, and the film’s message of found family is a sweet one. Still, its overblown finale overstays its welcome, teeing up the team as mainstays in the inevitable sequel.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film’s abrupt tonal shifts are jarring.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The use of the notoriously media-shy Margiela’s warm, serious spoken voice helps to create intimacy, even though we never see his face.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The jokes are brutal and very funny, with Benjamin the butt of most of them.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Variously gorgeous, ethereal, artful and tacky, both Anne’s film and Gonzalez’s are sustained by a throbbing sexual energy, aided by French electronic act M83’s twinkling, club‑inspired score.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Dominican Republic film-maker Nelson Carlo de Los Santos Arias’s gorgeous, restlessly creative hybrid fiction combines ethnographic documentary with improvised drama to explore a clash of two religious identities.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Simon’s fly-on-the-wall mode is a distancing tool, but shouldn’t be confused with ambivalence. Exposing the mechanics of decision-making is an implicit reproof of increasing conservatism, both of La Fémis itself and the film-makers they are producing.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What differentiates Sendijarević’s film, however, is the hot-blooded current of feminine lust that runs through it. Zorić’s Alma stomps, pouts and scowls her way through the film, aware of her sexual power and unafraid to use it to her advantage.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It shouldn’t work yet it does, underscoring the tragedy of corrupted innocence, constricting codes of masculinity and the aftermath of trauma.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Back in New York and with Iron Man gone, everyone’s asking Spider-Man if he is going to be the new lead Avenger; Holland is an endearing and quick-witted enough presence to suggest he might just be up to the task.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Stewart is low key and likable, creating real emotional stakes and strategically using her signature shoulders-down shuffle. A pity, then, that she and Davis don’t quite have the romcom chemistry needed to secure the film’s place in the Christmas movie canon.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The decision to turn the film into a procedural with a redemptive ending feels like an attempt to grasp at justice, but it’s harrowing to watch all the same, yet offering little context and few fresh insights.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It might be staged, but it has a scrappy, fly-on-the-wall feel.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Jóhannsson teases the possibility of a monster, but waits to reveal his hand. When he does, there’s more than a touch of gallows humour. I laughed out loud at his audacity, and had nightmares later.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film’s bluesy woodwind score has a teasing, goading quality that feels tinged with melancholy; the spectre of Aids hovers around the film’s edges.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Gelbakhiani is commanding in his first acting role, metabolising heartbreak and moving with an irrepressible prowling sensuality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Dujardin plays it ingeniously straight, embarking on a violent rampage set to French lounge music.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an elegant, even-handed character study buried within Clint Eastwood’s crisp procedural.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The fuzzy plotting is balanced by Hall’s brilliantly controlled performance as the caustic, sceptical Beth, whose grief has pushed her to the knife edge of sanity.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    With its drab, overpowering score, this tedious drama is nearly as gruelling as the trek up Scotland’s Suilven.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film feels more like an elbow in the ribs than a slap on the wrist, revelling in the miscommunications between Susan the Sasquatch’s literal-minded monkey brain.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    With its hero’s journey structure, punchily edited racing scenes and warmly drawn oddball community (a widow, Maureen, is obsessed with Tunnock’s Tea Cakes), the film is shamelessly predictable and thoroughly feelgood.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Maslany is magnetic, her coiled fury and sexual energy threatening to erupt as her placid partner plods along beside her.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Inevitably, some chapters work better than others but it’s an interesting, sideways look at how violence can serve as a catalyst rather than a climax and how it can change – and galvanise – a community.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    When Fine encourages him to elaborate, Wilson isn’t especially articulate, but his emotional responses to the individual songs are often lucid and revealing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It’s still a small, silly movie and there’s nothing particularly novel or even of the moment about its technosceptic stance on machines, but as a genre exercise, it’s a fun ride.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Fashion is fleeting, style remains, said Vreeland, and indeed the film attempts to apply her mantra, more interested in consecrating Talley as a man of taste and influence than it is probing for gossip or weakness.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though this stolid drama, based on a true case, begins as a procedural, about systems, processes and deadlines, it is most absorbing when it zeroes in on one man’s moral arc.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Tension is frequently punctured by clunky dialogue.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The material feels more like a play than a film, its drama shrunk down into a single, digestible day, but it’s affecting in its muted seriousness.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though the references are familiar, it’s a fresh direction for the macho franchise.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Diallo utilises the visual language of horror – red lighting, empty shower stalls, a gnarled hand that emerges from under the bed – to express the terror of racism and the rot of its legacy.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The attempts at authentic stoner dialogue soon become tedious, with too little plot or character development grounding the inanity (Hill’s self-written script also features an eyebrow-raising overuse of the N-word).
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This unwillingness to divulge anything truly intimate, combined with the film’s jumbled chronology, gives the whole thing a thin, Wikipedia-ish feel. Jett says she wants to offer her fans “a primal release”. A pity, then, that this film about her is so repressed.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    So often, historical films are stale and mired in misery, but Harriet has a rare buoyancy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The result is goofily charming and a rare, age-appropriate children’s film in which the adults are silly and the kids, especially the girls, are smart.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though the film suggests a hardiness borne of her working-class background and mobster father, Polina remains fairly opaque. At least the contemporary dance sequences are beautifully mounted; French choreographer Angelin Preljocaj has a co-director credit on the film.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The source material is a neat fit for the Italian film-maker, who traversed similarly episodic fairytale terrain with 2015’s Tale of Tales. It’s also a critique of society that feels timeless or, rather, timely – and not just for Garrone.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The story is a little flat, but the gorgeous, hand-crafted puppets and sets give the film dimension.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s formal qualities obscure Nemes’s intentions instead of illuminating them. It’s all too vague to function effectively as either a commentary on the build-up to the Great War or as the story of a woman looking to find her place in a city predicated on rigid, gender-determined hierarchies.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The final set piece is a little protracted, but the jokes are mostly sharp and enjoyably self-referential and the songs still catchy (one track is titled Catchy Song).
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Despite the inherent silliness, the actors play it straight. There’s an earnestness to Rylance’s performance, which encourages us to find inspiration in the underdog.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s unfortunate that caricatured villains lessen the impact of the film’s upward punch.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This bland, sombre love story from the director of The Lunchbox (2013) lacks that film’s flavour.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kawase’s frequent use of handheld camera gives parts of the film a quasi-documentary feel, but it’s the lyrical touches . . . that hit the hardest.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The more times I listen to Frozen II’s rousing anthem Into the Unknown, the more I’m convinced of its earworm quality. It’s as good (and maybe better) than the indelible Let It Go.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an elegance to the premise – an otherwise straightforward cat-and-mouse chase around a gothic mansion – and a satisfying clip to the rewardingly gory action.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is a utopian riff on the apocalyptic source material, a Technicolor reimagining flooded with light and optimism.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    These self-consciously upbeat moments clash horribly with the wider redemption narrative.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alma Pöysti is luminous as Jansson, bringing to life her playful, pleasure-seeking artist’s spirit.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rarely does a half-hour TV show successfully stretch itself into a 90-minute film. It’s a nice surprise, then, that the popular BBC mockumentary works as a feature.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Mimicking the relapse-recovery cycle of addiction, the film’s timeline moves in unsatisfying narrative circles that stall the already shallow stakes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alexis Louder holds her own as the heroine of (and sole woman in) Joe Carnahan’s lean, mean, 70s-inspired action thriller.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s teen protagonists, meanwhile, are chaste children’s book heroes, but the horror, based on illustrator Stephen Gammell’s drawings, has a gruesome quality that feels too full-on for youngsters.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Awkwafina, Nicki Minaj and Pete Davidson, and a subplot involving a trio of adorable hatchlings, are amusing diversions, but Jones’s dynamic voice work is the highlight.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hawkins seems beguiled by Manning’s natural charisma, and more interested in the highs and lows of her personal reckoning. These are fascinating in their own right, yet more context might have made this feel like more of a definitive portrait.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s not unfunny, but one joke can’t sustain the entire movie.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In its better moments, this studio oddity is a tense thriller, at its worst, draggy and self-indulgent.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Merlant’s performance is committed, and the film takes her romantic and sexual fixation with the ride seriously, immersing the viewer in her dazzling, neon-lit world.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Inspired by real events, the film is at its best when it leans into the action-adventure genre; director Tom Harper smartly uses camera-shake and closeups to immerse the audience in the weather’s volatility.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Sometimes there is pleasure to be found in brainless action, but the extended video game-style finale left me furious and fatigued.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The songs are a bum note, but the film does raise thoughtful questions about dogma, fake news and the identity crises that might occur once a community’s core beliefs are challenged.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The spectacle is more involving than the plot, especially the dazzling image of Kong floating skyward, serene and surrounded by purple glowing rocks.

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