Simran Hans
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38% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics.
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Simran Hans' Scores
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- TV
| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | Hale County This Morning, This Evening | |
| Lowest review score: | Stardust | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 120 out of 293
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Mixed: 168 out of 293
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Negative: 5 out of 293
293
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- Simran Hans
I can’t shake the inkling that it would’ve worked better as straight documentary.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Genuine jump scares are bolstered by the film’s spooky sound design, as well as terrific performances from Dirisu and Mosaku, whose terror is palpable.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 28, 2020
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- Simran Hans
High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 4, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 29, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Subverting the original text’s point of view allows Whannell to privilege his female protagonist while continuing to explore the novel’s theme of untrammelled power.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 29, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film doesn’t understand what mode it wants to operate in; serious thriller with emotional stakes or contrived, cynical satire (a set piece around a Twitter hashtag seems to suggest the latter).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Malaysian-born writer-director Yen Tan shoots stylishly in black and white 16mm, each frame a tasteful photograph. What’s most skilful, though, is the way he succeeds in complicating archetypes.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
This immersive, slow-burning documentary about a Congolese charcoal maker finds poetry in the punishing, monotonous graft of one man’s trade.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 23, 2018
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- Simran Hans
It is gleefully dorky, hopelessly earnest, sincere, quite possibly to a fault. It unfolds as a series of Springsteen-soundtracked set pieces, each shamelessly engineered to maximise catharsis, cheering and possibly weeping from the audience.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 11, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s a sense of Stranger Things camaraderie among Billy and his foster siblings, who are actually fun to spend time with, and the film’s message of found family is a sweet one. Still, its overblown finale overstays its welcome, teeing up the team as mainstays in the inevitable sequel.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 8, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 28, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The use of the notoriously media-shy Margiela’s warm, serious spoken voice helps to create intimacy, even though we never see his face.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 10, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 14, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Variously gorgeous, ethereal, artful and tacky, both Anne’s film and Gonzalez’s are sustained by a throbbing sexual energy, aided by French electronic act M83’s twinkling, club‑inspired score.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Dominican Republic film-maker Nelson Carlo de Los Santos Arias’s gorgeous, restlessly creative hybrid fiction combines ethnographic documentary with improvised drama to explore a clash of two religious identities.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Simon’s fly-on-the-wall mode is a distancing tool, but shouldn’t be confused with ambivalence. Exposing the mechanics of decision-making is an implicit reproof of increasing conservatism, both of La Fémis itself and the film-makers they are producing.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 21, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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- Simran Hans
What differentiates Sendijarević’s film, however, is the hot-blooded current of feminine lust that runs through it. Zorić’s Alma stomps, pouts and scowls her way through the film, aware of her sexual power and unafraid to use it to her advantage.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 23, 2020
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- Simran Hans
It shouldn’t work yet it does, underscoring the tragedy of corrupted innocence, constricting codes of masculinity and the aftermath of trauma.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 5, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 23, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Back in New York and with Iron Man gone, everyone’s asking Spider-Man if he is going to be the new lead Avenger; Holland is an endearing and quick-witted enough presence to suggest he might just be up to the task.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Stewart is low key and likable, creating real emotional stakes and strategically using her signature shoulders-down shuffle. A pity, then, that she and Davis don’t quite have the romcom chemistry needed to secure the film’s place in the Christmas movie canon.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 29, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 8, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The decision to turn the film into a procedural with a redemptive ending feels like an attempt to grasp at justice, but it’s harrowing to watch all the same, yet offering little context and few fresh insights.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 13, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Jóhannsson teases the possibility of a monster, but waits to reveal his hand. When he does, there’s more than a touch of gallows humour. I laughed out loud at his audacity, and had nightmares later.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film’s bluesy woodwind score has a teasing, goading quality that feels tinged with melancholy; the spectre of Aids hovers around the film’s edges.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Gelbakhiani is commanding in his first acting role, metabolising heartbreak and moving with an irrepressible prowling sensuality.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Dujardin plays it ingeniously straight, embarking on a violent rampage set to French lounge music.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
There is an elegant, even-handed character study buried within Clint Eastwood’s crisp procedural.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The fuzzy plotting is balanced by Hall’s brilliantly controlled performance as the caustic, sceptical Beth, whose grief has pushed her to the knife edge of sanity.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- Simran Hans
With its drab, overpowering score, this tedious drama is nearly as gruelling as the trek up Scotland’s Suilven.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 30, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film feels more like an elbow in the ribs than a slap on the wrist, revelling in the miscommunications between Susan the Sasquatch’s literal-minded monkey brain.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 8, 2019
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- Simran Hans
With its hero’s journey structure, punchily edited racing scenes and warmly drawn oddball community (a widow, Maureen, is obsessed with Tunnock’s Tea Cakes), the film is shamelessly predictable and thoroughly feelgood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Maslany is magnetic, her coiled fury and sexual energy threatening to erupt as her placid partner plods along beside her.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 16, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 10, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Inevitably, some chapters work better than others but it’s an interesting, sideways look at how violence can serve as a catalyst rather than a climax and how it can change – and galvanise – a community.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 22, 2019
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- Simran Hans
When Fine encourages him to elaborate, Wilson isn’t especially articulate, but his emotional responses to the individual songs are often lucid and revealing.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
It’s still a small, silly movie and there’s nothing particularly novel or even of the moment about its technosceptic stance on machines, but as a genre exercise, it’s a fun ride.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 1, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Fashion is fleeting, style remains, said Vreeland, and indeed the film attempts to apply her mantra, more interested in consecrating Talley as a man of taste and influence than it is probing for gossip or weakness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Though this stolid drama, based on a true case, begins as a procedural, about systems, processes and deadlines, it is most absorbing when it zeroes in on one man’s moral arc.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 29, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The material feels more like a play than a film, its drama shrunk down into a single, digestible day, but it’s affecting in its muted seriousness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 18, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Though the references are familiar, it’s a fresh direction for the macho franchise.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 1, 2019
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- Simran Hans
I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 21, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Diallo utilises the visual language of horror – red lighting, empty shower stalls, a gnarled hand that emerges from under the bed – to express the terror of racism and the rot of its legacy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The attempts at authentic stoner dialogue soon become tedious, with too little plot or character development grounding the inanity (Hill’s self-written script also features an eyebrow-raising overuse of the N-word).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 15, 2019
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- Simran Hans
This unwillingness to divulge anything truly intimate, combined with the film’s jumbled chronology, gives the whole thing a thin, Wikipedia-ish feel. Jett says she wants to offer her fans “a primal release”. A pity, then, that this film about her is so repressed.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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- Simran Hans
So often, historical films are stale and mired in misery, but Harriet has a rare buoyancy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 24, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The result is goofily charming and a rare, age-appropriate children’s film in which the adults are silly and the kids, especially the girls, are smart.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 17, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Though the film suggests a hardiness borne of her working-class background and mobster father, Polina remains fairly opaque. At least the contemporary dance sequences are beautifully mounted; French choreographer Angelin Preljocaj has a co-director credit on the film.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The source material is a neat fit for the Italian film-maker, who traversed similarly episodic fairytale terrain with 2015’s Tale of Tales. It’s also a critique of society that feels timeless or, rather, timely – and not just for Garrone.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 19, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The story is a little flat, but the gorgeous, hand-crafted puppets and sets give the film dimension.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film’s formal qualities obscure Nemes’s intentions instead of illuminating them. It’s all too vague to function effectively as either a commentary on the build-up to the Great War or as the story of a woman looking to find her place in a city predicated on rigid, gender-determined hierarchies.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 2, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The final set piece is a little protracted, but the jokes are mostly sharp and enjoyably self-referential and the songs still catchy (one track is titled Catchy Song).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 9, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Despite the inherent silliness, the actors play it straight. There’s an earnestness to Rylance’s performance, which encourages us to find inspiration in the underdog.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 20, 2022
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- Simran Hans
It’s unfortunate that caricatured villains lessen the impact of the film’s upward punch.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
This bland, sombre love story from the director of The Lunchbox (2013) lacks that film’s flavour.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Kawase’s frequent use of handheld camera gives parts of the film a quasi-documentary feel, but it’s the lyrical touches . . . that hit the hardest.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 20, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The more times I listen to Frozen II’s rousing anthem Into the Unknown, the more I’m convinced of its earworm quality. It’s as good (and maybe better) than the indelible Let It Go.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 18, 2020
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- Simran Hans
There is an elegance to the premise – an otherwise straightforward cat-and-mouse chase around a gothic mansion – and a satisfying clip to the rewardingly gory action.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 26, 2019
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- Simran Hans
As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 26, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 13, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film is a utopian riff on the apocalyptic source material, a Technicolor reimagining flooded with light and optimism.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2020
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- Simran Hans
These self-consciously upbeat moments clash horribly with the wider redemption narrative.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Alma Pöysti is luminous as Jansson, bringing to life her playful, pleasure-seeking artist’s spirit.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Rarely does a half-hour TV show successfully stretch itself into a 90-minute film. It’s a nice surprise, then, that the popular BBC mockumentary works as a feature.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- Simran Hans
There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 24, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Mimicking the relapse-recovery cycle of addiction, the film’s timeline moves in unsatisfying narrative circles that stall the already shallow stakes.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 22, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Alexis Louder holds her own as the heroine of (and sole woman in) Joe Carnahan’s lean, mean, 70s-inspired action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film’s teen protagonists, meanwhile, are chaste children’s book heroes, but the horror, based on illustrator Stephen Gammell’s drawings, has a gruesome quality that feels too full-on for youngsters.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Cameos from Awkwafina, Nicki Minaj and Pete Davidson, and a subplot involving a trio of adorable hatchlings, are amusing diversions, but Jones’s dynamic voice work is the highlight.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Hawkins seems beguiled by Manning’s natural charisma, and more interested in the highs and lows of her personal reckoning. These are fascinating in their own right, yet more context might have made this feel like more of a definitive portrait.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 29, 2019
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 19, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
In its better moments, this studio oddity is a tense thriller, at its worst, draggy and self-indulgent.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Merlant’s performance is committed, and the film takes her romantic and sexual fixation with the ride seriously, immersing the viewer in her dazzling, neon-lit world.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Inspired by real events, the film is at its best when it leans into the action-adventure genre; director Tom Harper smartly uses camera-shake and closeups to immerse the audience in the weather’s volatility.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Sometimes there is pleasure to be found in brainless action, but the extended video game-style finale left me furious and fatigued.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The songs are a bum note, but the film does raise thoughtful questions about dogma, fake news and the identity crises that might occur once a community’s core beliefs are challenged.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The spectacle is more involving than the plot, especially the dazzling image of Kong floating skyward, serene and surrounded by purple glowing rocks.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 3, 2021
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