For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The new material is fresher and considerably more fun.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Prior acquaintance with the eight previous instalments of this colossal action movie franchise isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this one – the film’s muscle cars and maximalist approach continue to serve it well.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Set pieces . . . are thrilling and judiciously spaced. The performances Clooney draws out are even better.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s something touching about seeing the 91-year-old Eastwood in such a reflective mood.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Indecision and miscommunication, it turns out, are timeless. Sexiness less so, with Jones and Rizwan not quite able to summon the smouldering chemistry of Woodley and Turner.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Patel excels as a smouldering, enigmatic antihero who gradually begins to drop his defences; Apte might be even better as the duplicitous femme fatale.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The premise of writer Natalie Krinsky’s directorial debut sounds cheesy, and it is, but watching the brooding Nick softening to putty in our goofball heroine’s presence while she remains sparkily oblivious is an earnest pleasure.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The tone is weird, seesawing between broad comedy (Tig Notaro and Octavia Spencer as hardened adoption agency workers) and manipulative melodrama (I hate to admit it, but a standoff between Pete, Ellie and Lizzy moved me to tears).
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It delivers its “lessons” with a light touch, allowing Nick a couple of moments of genuine, relatable pathos... but encouraging the audience to take his self-loathing with a pinch of salt.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Footage of recent concerts and meet and greets is included to showcase both her imperious glamour and how far she’s come, yet we never really get a sense of where she’s been, let alone My Life’s musical and cultural context.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s not unfunny watching McConaughey smoke a joint from between Isla Fisher’s toes, but some viewers may find themselves less enamoured of Moondog than the film is.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is best when it sticks to children’s caper mode, jostled along by gentle toilet humour, bad-tempered barnyard animals and a scene of two kids driving a van across Manhattan.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Dern brings a hungry, manic energy to Albert, a sad and troubled woman who used LeRoy as a vehicle to process her own childhood trauma, while Stewart’s performance is typically interiorised and exacting.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film isn’t totally unenjoyable, but it isn’t particularly coherent either.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    [A] charming sequel.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    There’s a tepid, cross-cultural romantic comedy trapped inside this televisual hostage drama. The reliable Moore is trapped too. Even she can’t animate the material, leaving the graphic denouement feeling like a bum note.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There’s comedy in its depiction of the Swedish prime minister as a caricature of even-temperedness, but from its gaudy 70s costuming to its goofy, wobbling tone, everything about this film feels uncomfortably broad.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Indeed, I’d have happily watched Cox flirt with Rosanna Arquette’s museum curator for 90 minutes; her game attempts to parrot his Gaelic and a tentative kiss while gardening, knee-deep in soil, are strangely charming.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Mostly, though, as a B-movie, Greta works; the moments in which it leans into its own silliness are its best.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    As a genre exercise, it mostly works; set pieces are tense, explosive and pleasingly gory, littered with flying scraps of metal and meat. Davis in particular is an authoritative presence. As a sequel, it’s baldly opportunistic, grab-bagging contemporary political issues (reproductive justice; undocumented migrants) in a transparent attempt to justify its cultural relevance.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The frenetic pacing, intended to sweep the audience along, can’t draw attention away from Irvine Welsh and Dean Cavanagh’s platitude-riddled script.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    MacKay is muted; his character is teased for his reserve, a quality he shares with the film. Niewöhner gives the sparkier performance, as a passionate German nationalist whose loyalty has flipped.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The styling is at odds with the otherwise straightforward courtroom narrative. The prestige procedural elements work better; the real-life story is enraging, and it’s fun to see Benedict Cumberbatch’s morally conflicted military prosecutor lock horns with Foster’s icy human rights lawyer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Mena Massoud’s boyband haircut brings a certain charm, but like the rest of the film, he’s blandly competent.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The cartoonish tone of the relentless violence feels at odds with the otherwise sombre, apocalyptic mood.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Ma
    Those who enjoy Blumhouse productions for their unabashed silliness will be pleased to discover a sticky slice of schlock, with both household appliances and prosthetic genitals given their genre moments.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Brits Hunnam, O’Connell and Barden are strangely well cast as its all-American grifters. (Hunnam in particular gives a finely tuned performance as a washed-up smooth talker who still knows how to flirt.)
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The showy singer turned actor struggles to modulate his natural charisma, a flirtatious, extroverted energy repeatedly leaking out where it should be muffled.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The CGI critters are seamlessly integrated with the 35mm cinematography, the film stock’s grain smoothing the visual tackiness.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The director treats the film as an empathy exercise, hoping to complicate and humanise a terrorist. Yet this is undermined by the obvious red flags that she plants in each section. Saeed’s flight path becomes a foregone conclusion.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The tone flits between revenge thriller and against-the-elements survival movie, but commits to neither.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    An over-explanatory voiceover seems to indicate a lack of confidence in the script’s jumbled plotting and laggy pacing. The performances aren’t bad (Ameen’s charisma eclipses the expositional dialogue), but the stakes feel low and the characters gangster-movie generic.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The comedy doesn’t work quite as well this way around, though Fowler is extremely likable as a sweet-natured slacker, channelling the endearing guilelessness of Murphy’s original Prince Akeem. Still, there are enough in-jokes and returning characters to keep fans happy.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Enitan’s trauma is revelled in but for what? Few new truths are learned here. A rushed, redemptive montage towards the film’s end is presented as ickily aspirational.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Though Brühl is an affable and witty screen presence, there’s no getting round the fact that the film is a vanity project.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Whishaw’s intensity is gripping to watch but the character remains opaque; whether we’re meant to read Joseph as experiencing psychosis or simply suffering the unforgiving conditions of city life under capitalism is ambiguous.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The only bum note is the music itself, despite the presence of prestige pop stars including Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson and Mary J Blige.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Guy Ritchie’s latest gangster comedy presents itself as a harmless romp, but behind its wink-wink-nudge-nudge humour is a bitter and dated worldview.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    At a slow two hours plus, the film feels stretched.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s a pulpy, comic-book noir to this highly enjoyable thriller, whose rules and parameters are clear.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The performances create anthropological distance, not human empathy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s not subtle, or particularly clever, though Glow’s Betty Gilpin is fun to watch as an ultra-violent ex-military veteran with a southern drawl.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    A climactic fight that takes place in the eye of a hurricane is appropriately silly but lacks a sense of fun.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Grainger (soon to be seen in Sophie Hyde’s brilliant, jagged Animals) is a magnetic and sensual foil to the frowning, reliably expressive Paquin. The flirty tension between the two feels quietly credible, the camera occasionally shuddering with desire. A pity, then, that this sweetness is lost as the film makes a tonal swerve in its final third.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Pontecorvo seems particularly interested in conveying the gravitas of Lúcia’s spiritual burden, which is anchored by Gil, who is full of quiet intensity and impressive conviction.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There is about as much jeopardy as you’d expect from an action thriller about an obscure land dispute; a tense encounter with an angry polar bear and a phantom hot air balloon are highlights during the endless plodding across the frozen wilderness.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The smug asides plastered on screen, and the hyperactive inserts of nature documentary footage do nothing to raise the film’s real-life stakes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Pete Davidson and 30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan are enjoyable diversions but the jokes themselves are less high-concept, hinging on the men’s thoughts, which are mostly predictable (and predictably crass).
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Fans of the band might enjoy watching the movie cycle through their hits (and there are many), but those, like me, hoping for a more robust appraisal of the late Freddie Mercury may find themselves disappointed.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The performances, especially the brittle Louis-Dreyfus, are admirably grounded, but the script’s comedy wastes time with lazy barbs about European brusqueness and American exceptionalism abroad.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Tina Gordon Chism, co-writer of What Men Want, the film is cute enough, even if key ideas aren’t especially novel: it’s lonely at the top; we need to connect with our inner child; everyone is insecure as a teenager.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    In an improvement on the film’s predecessor, director Andy Serkis dispenses with detailed explanations and instead amps up the humour, leaning into the goofy, flirtatious dynamic between Venom and Brock.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film lurches into conventional horror-thriller territory as it progresses, though there are interesting moments.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There are some gory moments (a man’s leg is sliced, the flesh falling off like meat from a rotisserie, and a sleazy character has a grisly encounter with a lawnmower), but the film extracts more laughs than genuine scares.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There are a few rascally moments, such as Jim Broadbent settingoff roman candles in his back garden, but mostly it’s a staid affair, laden with dragged-outscenes of the gang doing thejob.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    The ugly visual effects are outdone only by the sound design, which is relentlessly loud and thunderingly tedious. Verbal exchanges between the humans are devoid of wit and barely functional in communicating the story.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Marsden is charming enough, summoning surprising chemistry with Schwartz, and so it’s not total torture spending an hour and a half with the pair. Yet for better or worse, it doesn’t linger.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    From his cheesy narration (“Nothing is more addictive than the past,” Nick solemnly opines) to the movie’s double-crossing femme fatale and nocturnal, neon-lit setting, the director has great fun playing with genre tropes, but it’s unclear whether she’s going for heightened camp.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    For a film about magic, there’s little sparkle to spare.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    With Neeson well within the confines of his comfort zone, tailed by corrupt cops and diving out of hotel windows, the film should be better. Yet it drags.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Writer-director Victor Levin’s caustic take on the romcom works better as a treatise on the genre than as an example of it. The staging of the individual scenes feels like an afterthought, with the stars and script doing all the heavy lifting. Still, the scaffolding is there.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Butler is convincingly sturdy as Banning, but the film’s politics are shaky.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    In its attempts to provide an antidote to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s catalogue of liberal fantasies, the film swings too far in the other direction.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Based on the true story of a group of Swedish men who competed in the synchronised swimming world championship, Swimming With Men is reminiscent of The Full Monty, its feelgood climax landing with a welcome, if gentle, splash.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film can’t resist revelling in a conservative conclusion outside Buckingham Palace, with a victory banner fluttering against a smattering of St George’s flags.

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