Simran Hans
Select another critic »For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics.
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Simran Hans' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | Hale County This Morning, This Evening | |
| Lowest review score: | Stardust | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 120 out of 293
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Mixed: 168 out of 293
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Negative: 5 out of 293
293
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 16, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 15, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 14, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Prior acquaintance with the eight previous instalments of this colossal action movie franchise isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this one – the film’s muscle cars and maximalist approach continue to serve it well.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Set pieces . . . are thrilling and judiciously spaced. The performances Clooney draws out are even better.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 13, 2020
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- Simran Hans
There’s something touching about seeing the 91-year-old Eastwood in such a reflective mood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 13, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Indecision and miscommunication, it turns out, are timeless. Sexiness less so, with Jones and Rizwan not quite able to summon the smouldering chemistry of Woodley and Turner.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Patel excels as a smouldering, enigmatic antihero who gradually begins to drop his defences; Apte might be even better as the duplicitous femme fatale.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 26, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The premise of writer Natalie Krinsky’s directorial debut sounds cheesy, and it is, but watching the brooding Nick softening to putty in our goofball heroine’s presence while she remains sparkily oblivious is an earnest pleasure.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The tone is weird, seesawing between broad comedy (Tig Notaro and Octavia Spencer as hardened adoption agency workers) and manipulative melodrama (I hate to admit it, but a standoff between Pete, Ellie and Lizzy moved me to tears).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 21, 2019
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- Simran Hans
It delivers its “lessons” with a light touch, allowing Nick a couple of moments of genuine, relatable pathos... but encouraging the audience to take his self-loathing with a pinch of salt.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 20, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Footage of recent concerts and meet and greets is included to showcase both her imperious glamour and how far she’s come, yet we never really get a sense of where she’s been, let alone My Life’s musical and cultural context.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’s not unfunny watching McConaughey smoke a joint from between Isla Fisher’s toes, but some viewers may find themselves less enamoured of Moondog than the film is.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film is best when it sticks to children’s caper mode, jostled along by gentle toilet humour, bad-tempered barnyard animals and a scene of two kids driving a van across Manhattan.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Dern brings a hungry, manic energy to Albert, a sad and troubled woman who used LeRoy as a vehicle to process her own childhood trauma, while Stewart’s performance is typically interiorised and exacting.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 19, 2019
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 16, 2018
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 29, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s a tepid, cross-cultural romantic comedy trapped inside this televisual hostage drama. The reliable Moore is trapped too. Even she can’t animate the material, leaving the graphic denouement feeling like a bum note.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 28, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s comedy in its depiction of the Swedish prime minister as a caricature of even-temperedness, but from its gaudy 70s costuming to its goofy, wobbling tone, everything about this film feels uncomfortably broad.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Indeed, I’d have happily watched Cox flirt with Rosanna Arquette’s museum curator for 90 minutes; her game attempts to parrot his Gaelic and a tentative kiss while gardening, knee-deep in soil, are strangely charming.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Mostly, though, as a B-movie, Greta works; the moments in which it leans into its own silliness are its best.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 22, 2019
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- Simran Hans
As a genre exercise, it mostly works; set pieces are tense, explosive and pleasingly gory, littered with flying scraps of metal and meat. Davis in particular is an authoritative presence. As a sequel, it’s baldly opportunistic, grab-bagging contemporary political issues (reproductive justice; undocumented migrants) in a transparent attempt to justify its cultural relevance.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The frenetic pacing, intended to sweep the audience along, can’t draw attention away from Irvine Welsh and Dean Cavanagh’s platitude-riddled script.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 20, 2021
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- Simran Hans
MacKay is muted; his character is teased for his reserve, a quality he shares with the film. Niewöhner gives the sparkier performance, as a passionate German nationalist whose loyalty has flipped.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The styling is at odds with the otherwise straightforward courtroom narrative. The prestige procedural elements work better; the real-life story is enraging, and it’s fun to see Benedict Cumberbatch’s morally conflicted military prosecutor lock horns with Foster’s icy human rights lawyer.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Mena Massoud’s boyband haircut brings a certain charm, but like the rest of the film, he’s blandly competent.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 29, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The cartoonish tone of the relentless violence feels at odds with the otherwise sombre, apocalyptic mood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Those who enjoy Blumhouse productions for their unabashed silliness will be pleased to discover a sticky slice of schlock, with both household appliances and prosthetic genitals given their genre moments.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 2, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Brits Hunnam, O’Connell and Barden are strangely well cast as its all-American grifters. (Hunnam in particular gives a finely tuned performance as a washed-up smooth talker who still knows how to flirt.)- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The showy singer turned actor struggles to modulate his natural charisma, a flirtatious, extroverted energy repeatedly leaking out where it should be muffled.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 31, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The CGI critters are seamlessly integrated with the 35mm cinematography, the film stock’s grain smoothing the visual tackiness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 14, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The director treats the film as an empathy exercise, hoping to complicate and humanise a terrorist. Yet this is undermined by the obvious red flags that she plants in each section. Saeed’s flight path becomes a foregone conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The tone flits between revenge thriller and against-the-elements survival movie, but commits to neither.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
An over-explanatory voiceover seems to indicate a lack of confidence in the script’s jumbled plotting and laggy pacing. The performances aren’t bad (Ameen’s charisma eclipses the expositional dialogue), but the stakes feel low and the characters gangster-movie generic.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The comedy doesn’t work quite as well this way around, though Fowler is extremely likable as a sweet-natured slacker, channelling the endearing guilelessness of Murphy’s original Prince Akeem. Still, there are enough in-jokes and returning characters to keep fans happy.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 7, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Enitan’s trauma is revelled in but for what? Few new truths are learned here. A rushed, redemptive montage towards the film’s end is presented as ickily aspirational.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 24, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Though Brühl is an affable and witty screen presence, there’s no getting round the fact that the film is a vanity project.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 8, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Whishaw’s intensity is gripping to watch but the character remains opaque; whether we’re meant to read Joseph as experiencing psychosis or simply suffering the unforgiving conditions of city life under capitalism is ambiguous.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The only bum note is the music itself, despite the presence of prestige pop stars including Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson and Mary J Blige.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 11, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Guy Ritchie’s latest gangster comedy presents itself as a harmless romp, but behind its wink-wink-nudge-nudge humour is a bitter and dated worldview.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 4, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
There’s a pulpy, comic-book noir to this highly enjoyable thriller, whose rules and parameters are clear.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 24, 2019
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
It’s not subtle, or particularly clever, though Glow’s Betty Gilpin is fun to watch as an ultra-violent ex-military veteran with a southern drawl.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
A climactic fight that takes place in the eye of a hurricane is appropriately silly but lacks a sense of fun.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 20, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Grainger (soon to be seen in Sophie Hyde’s brilliant, jagged Animals) is a magnetic and sensual foil to the frowning, reliably expressive Paquin. The flirty tension between the two feels quietly credible, the camera occasionally shuddering with desire. A pity, then, that this sweetness is lost as the film makes a tonal swerve in its final third.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 21, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Pontecorvo seems particularly interested in conveying the gravitas of Lúcia’s spiritual burden, which is anchored by Gil, who is full of quiet intensity and impressive conviction.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
There is about as much jeopardy as you’d expect from an action thriller about an obscure land dispute; a tense encounter with an angry polar bear and a phantom hot air balloon are highlights during the endless plodding across the frozen wilderness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The smug asides plastered on screen, and the hyperactive inserts of nature documentary footage do nothing to raise the film’s real-life stakes.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
Cameos from Pete Davidson and 30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan are enjoyable diversions but the jokes themselves are less high-concept, hinging on the men’s thoughts, which are mostly predictable (and predictably crass).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 18, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Fans of the band might enjoy watching the movie cycle through their hits (and there are many), but those, like me, hoping for a more robust appraisal of the late Freddie Mercury may find themselves disappointed.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 27, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The performances, especially the brittle Louis-Dreyfus, are admirably grounded, but the script’s comedy wastes time with lazy barbs about European brusqueness and American exceptionalism abroad.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Directed by Tina Gordon Chism, co-writer of What Men Want, the film is cute enough, even if key ideas aren’t especially novel: it’s lonely at the top; we need to connect with our inner child; everyone is insecure as a teenager.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 15, 2019
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- Simran Hans
In an improvement on the film’s predecessor, director Andy Serkis dispenses with detailed explanations and instead amps up the humour, leaning into the goofy, flirtatious dynamic between Venom and Brock.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The film lurches into conventional horror-thriller territory as it progresses, though there are interesting moments.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 14, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There are some gory moments (a man’s leg is sliced, the flesh falling off like meat from a rotisserie, and a sleazy character has a grisly encounter with a lawnmower), but the film extracts more laughs than genuine scares.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There are a few rascally moments, such as Jim Broadbent settingoff roman candles in his back garden, but mostly it’s a staid affair, laden with dragged-outscenes of the gang doing thejob.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 24, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The ugly visual effects are outdone only by the sound design, which is relentlessly loud and thunderingly tedious. Verbal exchanges between the humans are devoid of wit and barely functional in communicating the story.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 2, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Marsden is charming enough, summoning surprising chemistry with Schwartz, and so it’s not total torture spending an hour and a half with the pair. Yet for better or worse, it doesn’t linger.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 17, 2020
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- Simran Hans
From his cheesy narration (“Nothing is more addictive than the past,” Nick solemnly opines) to the movie’s double-crossing femme fatale and nocturnal, neon-lit setting, the director has great fun playing with genre tropes, but it’s unclear whether she’s going for heightened camp.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
With Neeson well within the confines of his comfort zone, tailed by corrupt cops and diving out of hotel windows, the film should be better. Yet it drags.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 28, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Writer-director Victor Levin’s caustic take on the romcom works better as a treatise on the genre than as an example of it. The staging of the individual scenes feels like an afterthought, with the stars and script doing all the heavy lifting. Still, the scaffolding is there.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 14, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Butler is convincingly sturdy as Banning, but the film’s politics are shaky.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- Simran Hans
In its attempts to provide an antidote to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s catalogue of liberal fantasies, the film swings too far in the other direction.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Based on the true story of a group of Swedish men who competed in the synchronised swimming world championship, Swimming With Men is reminiscent of The Full Monty, its feelgood climax landing with a welcome, if gentle, splash.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 6, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t resist revelling in a conservative conclusion outside Buckingham Palace, with a victory banner fluttering against a smattering of St George’s flags.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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