For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sukhitashvili’s subtle performance brings interiority to a character who might otherwise be defined entirely by her suffering.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The ensemble cast electrifies Powers’s dialogue, jockeying between black power and integration, activism and commerce, spiritual clarity, pork chops and sex.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    The whole thing feels strangely pedestrian, unable to capture or channel Bowie’s maverick spirit.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The impish Leslie Mann is well cast as his dead wife, Elvira, who provides a jolt of creative inspiration. Judi Dench’s screechy caricature of psychic Madame Arcati is less winning.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Pollard’s decision to eschew traditional talking heads in favour of voiceover interviews allows the archive to take centre stage.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The sense of the watering hole as a haven for lost souls – not to mention the threat of gentrification to civic space – couldn’t be more vérité.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Like Barry Jenkins’s If Beale Street Could Talk and Todd Haynes’s Carol, Ashe takes the form of the 50s melodrama and recentres it on characters the genre has tended to ignore. This isn’t as politically restless as those films – it’s less interested in subverting the “woman’s picture” than establishing itself as one.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There aren’t any isolated moments as cinematic as Byrne’s tender lamp dance in Jonathan Demme’s 1984 concert film Stop Making Sense, but the director’s playfulness is felt.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There are three sides to every story in Ekwa Msangi’s vivid and carefully observed feature debut, and so she cleverly splits the film into thirds, replaying the action but changing the vantage point with each chapter.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This intimate observational documentary explores poverty in Sicily from two different vantage points, drawing poetic connections between lives that don’t appear to touch.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Set pieces . . . are thrilling and judiciously spaced. The performances Clooney draws out are even better.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The performances create anthropological distance, not human empathy.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Brits Hunnam, O’Connell and Barden are strangely well cast as its all-American grifters. (Hunnam in particular gives a finely tuned performance as a washed-up smooth talker who still knows how to flirt.)
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Stewart is low key and likable, creating real emotional stakes and strategically using her signature shoulders-down shuffle. A pity, then, that she and Davis don’t quite have the romcom chemistry needed to secure the film’s place in the Christmas movie canon.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Stokes is a fascinating, elusive protagonist – she was a recluse who enjoyed daily martinis and felt a kinship with Steve Jobs. Yet Wolf treats her archive with reverence, rather than writing her off as an eccentric.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is shrewd on male friendship, suggesting that a lot of men are vulnerable and crave intimacy, but are often too poor at communicating to truly reach for it.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Genuine jump scares are bolstered by the film’s spooky sound design, as well as terrific performances from Dirisu and Mosaku, whose terror is palpable.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    With Neeson well within the confines of his comfort zone, tailed by corrupt cops and diving out of hotel windows, the film should be better. Yet it drags.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rubika Shah’s smart, spirited feature debut is a whistle-stop tour of a DIY uprising.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    On relationships, July remains as perceptive as ever.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] warm, funny and enjoyably rude debut.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The Roads Not Taken is frequently moving, and a fascinating creative idea, but without sufficient information about Leo’s character to anchor the narrative, it feels too abstract.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The premise of writer Natalie Krinsky’s directorial debut sounds cheesy, and it is, but watching the brooding Nick softening to putty in our goofball heroine’s presence while she remains sparkily oblivious is an earnest pleasure.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Alternately hilarious and spine-tingling, it recalls David Lynch’s Twin Peaks in its serious, penetrating sense of doom.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The source material is a neat fit for the Italian film-maker, who traversed similarly episodic fairytale terrain with 2015’s Tale of Tales. It’s also a critique of society that feels timeless or, rather, timely – and not just for Garrone.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The use of the notoriously media-shy Margiela’s warm, serious spoken voice helps to create intimacy, even though we never see his face.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Eerie images of a bloodied fingernail and long grass lit by amber floodlights signal Oakley’s sly sense of humour and eye for visual poetry.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This zippy car chase thriller shares some DNA with Joel Schumacher’s 1993 black comedy Falling Down . . . . Both are darkly funny studies and send-ups of emasculated men, with Crowe’s character claiming to have been “dismissed as the unworthiest fuck to ever walk the planet”.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The feelgood tone feels a little flaccid.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The jokes are brutal and very funny, with Benjamin the butt of most of them.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It might be staged, but it has a scrappy, fly-on-the-wall feel.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The momentum really builds in the third act, but the film’s quieter moments of contemplation are its most striking.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Characters and storylines appear to have been chosen at random by a Woody Allen meme generator.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What differentiates Sendijarević’s film, however, is the hot-blooded current of feminine lust that runs through it. Zorić’s Alma stomps, pouts and scowls her way through the film, aware of her sexual power and unafraid to use it to her advantage.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It shouldn’t work yet it does, underscoring the tragedy of corrupted innocence, constricting codes of masculinity and the aftermath of trauma.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The only bum note is the music itself, despite the presence of prestige pop stars including Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson and Mary J Blige.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Gelbakhiani is commanding in his first acting role, metabolising heartbreak and moving with an irrepressible prowling sensuality.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sci-fi wipe transitions, 70s-style CinemaScope photography, a drone shaped like a UFO, and a cameo from German actor Udo Kier are clever genre flourishes that playfully deliver the film’s anticolonial politics.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s not subtle, or particularly clever, though Glow’s Betty Gilpin is fun to watch as an ultra-violent ex-military veteran with a southern drawl.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Laxe has a masterly command of rhythm and pacing. The action feels unhurried, despite the film’s tight running time, and there is a spaciousness to the world-building; attentive sound design and 16mm photography capture Galicia’s damp, green allure.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The performances, especially the brittle Louis-Dreyfus, are admirably grounded, but the script’s comedy wastes time with lazy barbs about European brusqueness and American exceptionalism abroad.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Ruffalo optioned the rights to Nathaniel Rich’s original article and has an executive producer credit on the film; clearly, he has a stake in the material. The actor is excellent as reluctant hero Bilott, muting his natural charisma to create a character who is both taciturn and generous, determined but socially ill at ease.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This Kelly is motivated by an oedipal complex and wears dresses to distract his opponents; The Babadook’s Essie Davis is equal parts fearsome and magnetic as his enterprising sex worker mother. More enjoyable still are the film’s corrupt policemen; the louche, stockinged, pipe-smoking Constable Fitzpatrick (Nicholas Hoult) and virile cartoon villain Sergeant O’Neil (Charlie Hunnam).
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The parallels drawn between Fabienne’s life and the stories she’s drawn to are a little on the nose. “What matters most is personality! Presence!” she declares, determined not to fade into obscurity. Deneuve’s luminous performance ensures she won’t.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Subverting the original text’s point of view allows Whannell to privilege his female protagonist while continuing to explore the novel’s theme of untrammelled power.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Kasbe makes the most of his extraordinary access by presenting the film vérité style, preferring to immerse the audience in his characters’ lives to better make the case for each of their choices.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Eye-popping is one way to describe the prolific Japanese director’s 103rd film, a cheerfully pulpy Tokyo-set noir.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Marsden is charming enough, summoning surprising chemistry with Schwartz, and so it’s not total torture spending an hour and a half with the pair. Yet for better or worse, it doesn’t linger.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Frat boy humour is dressed up in an expensive, arthouse jacket.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an elegant, even-handed character study buried within Clint Eastwood’s crisp procedural.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Trey Edward Shults’s bombastic third feature crashes and recedes, leaving few revelations in its wake.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Malick links the lonely labour of working the land with the thanklessness of sainthood, asking questions about devotion, tradition and individual acts of resistance. Mileage (and the film is three hours) will likely depend on your tolerance for the director’s signature poetic style.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] remarkable documentary.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    More than 70 civil and criminal charges have been lodged against the family. Marcos flaunted her wealth while her country’s living standards plummeted, and Greenfield’s portrait is damning.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Guy Ritchie’s latest gangster comedy presents itself as a harmless romp, but behind its wink-wink-nudge-nudge humour is a bitter and dated worldview.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Gibney struggles to psychologically penetrate his cold antihero.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    The camera’s canted angles and shaky closeups convulse with feeling that the actors can’t seem to summon. Ensemble dance sequences convey neither emotion nor information (except that the felines each have 10 fully articulated human toes). The film is rated U, but many of its uncanny images are sure to haunt viewers for generations.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s a pulpy, comic-book noir to this highly enjoyable thriller, whose rules and parameters are clear.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    So often, historical films are stale and mired in misery, but Harriet has a rare buoyancy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The more times I listen to Frozen II’s rousing anthem Into the Unknown, the more I’m convinced of its earworm quality. It’s as good (and maybe better) than the indelible Let It Go.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Talbot’s film is not perfect. A scene set to Joni Mitchell’s Blue makes its point awkwardly, and the narrative, like its characters, is prone to meandering. Yet as a film about place and personal mythology, it’s hugely moving.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] wonky, charming satire.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    As a genre exercise, it mostly works; set pieces are tense, explosive and pleasingly gory, littered with flying scraps of metal and meat. Davis in particular is an authoritative presence. As a sequel, it’s baldly opportunistic, grab-bagging contemporary political issues (reproductive justice; undocumented migrants) in a transparent attempt to justify its cultural relevance.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s perhaps an over-reliance on voiceover by way of letters and emails, though the film’s unvarnished formal directness is a good thing, given the sensitive material.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s not unfunny watching McConaughey smoke a joint from between Isla Fisher’s toes, but some viewers may find themselves less enamoured of Moondog than the film is.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Inspired by real events, the film is at its best when it leans into the action-adventure genre; director Tom Harper smartly uses camera-shake and closeups to immerse the audience in the weather’s volatility.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    This story of motherhood and moral conundrums, of privilege and philanthropy and “worthy causes” is one whose dramatic twists and soapy reveals feel at odds with the cultivated tone of serious, muted elegance.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The new material is fresher and considerably more fun.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Enitan’s trauma is revelled in but for what? Few new truths are learned here. A rushed, redemptive montage towards the film’s end is presented as ickily aspirational.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Probably, the intention was to make explicit the connections between Theo’s past and present, but there’s not enough detail or characterisation for this structural intervention to work. Without those connecting narrative bones, the result is all flab and no flavour.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an elegance to the premise – an otherwise straightforward cat-and-mouse chase around a gothic mansion – and a satisfying clip to the rewardingly gory action.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    No-nonsense beekeper Hatidze Muratova’s face is as weathered and craggy as the cliff face we see her scaling at the start of this gripping, Sundance-winning documentary.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Perhaps too reliant on the structure of the original article, which tells the events in flashback, the film wraps up a little hastily. Brilliantly, though, the editing is teasing rather than explicit; Scafaria offers just enough of the girls and their bodies to get pulses racing without exploiting them or their story.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    With its drab, overpowering score, this tedious drama is nearly as gruelling as the trek up Scotland’s Suilven.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s teen protagonists, meanwhile, are chaste children’s book heroes, but the horror, based on illustrator Stephen Gammell’s drawings, has a gruesome quality that feels too full-on for youngsters.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Butler is convincingly sturdy as Banning, but the film’s politics are shaky.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Fascinatingly, in this world there are only fascists, making the film’s looming riot police feel like a real and relevant threat.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’s not unfunny, but one joke can’t sustain the entire movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Dern brings a hungry, manic energy to Albert, a sad and troubled woman who used LeRoy as a vehicle to process her own childhood trauma, while Stewart’s performance is typically interiorised and exacting.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The result is goofily charming and a rare, age-appropriate children’s film in which the adults are silly and the kids, especially the girls, are smart.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It is gleefully dorky, hopelessly earnest, sincere, quite possibly to a fault. It unfolds as a series of Springsteen-soundtracked set pieces, each shamelessly engineered to maximise catharsis, cheering and possibly weeping from the audience.

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