For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Awkwafina, Nicki Minaj and Pete Davidson, and a subplot involving a trio of adorable hatchlings, are amusing diversions, but Jones’s dynamic voice work is the highlight.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This bland, sombre love story from the director of The Lunchbox (2013) lacks that film’s flavour.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Sometimes there is pleasure to be found in brainless action, but the extended video game-style finale left me furious and fatigued.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Patel excels as a smouldering, enigmatic antihero who gradually begins to drop his defences; Apte might be even better as the duplicitous femme fatale.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What’s so invigorating is the way she gives each principle equal weighting, discussing her formal decisions, such as Cléo’s editing or the tracking shots that move right to left in 1985’s Vagabond, with the same intensity and enthusiasm as her more existential motivations (she describes her 1965 summer bummer classic Le Bonheur as “a beautiful summer peach with a worm inside”).
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Grainger (soon to be seen in Sophie Hyde’s brilliant, jagged Animals) is a magnetic and sensual foil to the frowning, reliably expressive Paquin. The flirty tension between the two feels quietly credible, the camera occasionally shuddering with desire. A pity, then, that this sweetness is lost as the film makes a tonal swerve in its final third.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Back in New York and with Iron Man gone, everyone’s asking Spider-Man if he is going to be the new lead Avenger; Holland is an endearing and quick-witted enough presence to suggest he might just be up to the task.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Variously gorgeous, ethereal, artful and tacky, both Anne’s film and Gonzalez’s are sustained by a throbbing sexual energy, aided by French electronic act M83’s twinkling, club‑inspired score.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There are some gory moments (a man’s leg is sliced, the flesh falling off like meat from a rotisserie, and a sleazy character has a grisly encounter with a lawnmower), but the film extracts more laughs than genuine scares.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    In its attempts to provide an antidote to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s catalogue of liberal fantasies, the film swings too far in the other direction.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There’s comedy in its depiction of the Swedish prime minister as a caricature of even-temperedness, but from its gaudy 70s costuming to its goofy, wobbling tone, everything about this film feels uncomfortably broad.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Indeed, I’d have happily watched Cox flirt with Rosanna Arquette’s museum curator for 90 minutes; her game attempts to parrot his Gaelic and a tentative kiss while gardening, knee-deep in soil, are strangely charming.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Ma
    Those who enjoy Blumhouse productions for their unabashed silliness will be pleased to discover a sticky slice of schlock, with both household appliances and prosthetic genitals given their genre moments.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    The ugly visual effects are outdone only by the sound design, which is relentlessly loud and thunderingly tedious. Verbal exchanges between the humans are devoid of wit and barely functional in communicating the story.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s formal qualities obscure Nemes’s intentions instead of illuminating them. It’s all too vague to function effectively as either a commentary on the build-up to the Great War or as the story of a woman looking to find her place in a city predicated on rigid, gender-determined hierarchies.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hawkins seems beguiled by Manning’s natural charisma, and more interested in the highs and lows of her personal reckoning. These are fascinating in their own right, yet more context might have made this feel like more of a definitive portrait.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Mena Massoud’s boyband haircut brings a certain charm, but like the rest of the film, he’s blandly competent.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    [A] charming sequel.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Wilde expertly modulates the giddy highs and bittersweet lows of being a teenager, as demonstrated in the way the film’s house party climax crests and then crashes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film lurches into conventional horror-thriller territory as it progresses, though there are interesting moments.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The CGI critters are seamlessly integrated with the 35mm cinematography, the film stock’s grain smoothing the visual tackiness.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The gravitational pull of sex, death and the void is palpable.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Writer-director Victor Levin’s caustic take on the romcom works better as a treatise on the genre than as an example of it. The staging of the individual scenes feels like an afterthought, with the stars and script doing all the heavy lifting. Still, the scaffolding is there.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Clearly, it’s intended as a vehicle for Wilson, who is credited as co-producer, but it’s Hathaway who steals the show.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The dilemma she presents is ethical: is it fair to ask someone to traumatise (or retraumatise) themselves for the sake of art? Rather boldly, it seems as though Decker is also asking the question of herself.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    This one hits its stride somewhere in the middle, bounding confidently towards its hopeless, poetic conclusion.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Simran Hans
    There’s a tepid, cross-cultural romantic comedy trapped inside this televisual hostage drama. The reliable Moore is trapped too. Even she can’t animate the material, leaving the graphic denouement feeling like a bum note.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The final battle is giddily cathartic, but the catharsis arises from prioritising character development over plot and spectacle. This, I imagine, will be the Avengers’ legacy.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Mostly, though, as a B-movie, Greta works; the moments in which it leans into its own silliness are its best.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Tina Gordon Chism, co-writer of What Men Want, the film is cute enough, even if key ideas aren’t especially novel: it’s lonely at the top; we need to connect with our inner child; everyone is insecure as a teenager.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The attempts at authentic stoner dialogue soon become tedious, with too little plot or character development grounding the inanity (Hill’s self-written script also features an eyebrow-raising overuse of the N-word).
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Inviolata is Italian for “unspoiled”, and the word could apply to its people as much as their straw-gold land.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film feels more like an elbow in the ribs than a slap on the wrist, revelling in the miscommunications between Susan the Sasquatch’s literal-minded monkey brain.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s sometimes tiresome sense of humour is laddish in its embrace of viscera (blood, boils, vomit and live spiders all feature), but as the narrative trots (or, rather, plods) along, its men are revealed to be endearingly less so.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a sense of Stranger Things camaraderie among Billy and his foster siblings, who are actually fun to spend time with, and the film’s message of found family is a sweet one. Still, its overblown finale overstays its welcome, teeing up the team as mainstays in the inevitable sequel.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Pete Davidson and 30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan are enjoyable diversions but the jokes themselves are less high-concept, hinging on the men’s thoughts, which are mostly predictable (and predictably crass).
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The material feels more like a play than a film, its drama shrunk down into a single, digestible day, but it’s affecting in its muted seriousness.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rafeea, a non-professional actor and Syrian refugee, is the film’s secret weapon. At times, the tragedy unfolding on screen feels borderline unwatchable, but his strange, fascinating, eerily adult face offers a litany of minute expressions. There is a wisdom, a soulfulness, and an icy, angry candour that feels lived rather than performed.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Simon’s fly-on-the-wall mode is a distancing tool, but shouldn’t be confused with ambivalence. Exposing the mechanics of decision-making is an implicit reproof of increasing conservatism, both of La Fémis itself and the film-makers they are producing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The tone is weird, seesawing between broad comedy (Tig Notaro and Octavia Spencer as hardened adoption agency workers) and manipulative melodrama (I hate to admit it, but a standoff between Pete, Ellie and Lizzy moved me to tears).
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    At times, it feels as though we’re watching something we’re not supposed to be seeing, such is the detail of the emotional degradation on show; in this sense, it’s impossible not to read it as something of a nihilistic suicide note.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The final set piece is a little protracted, but the jokes are mostly sharp and enjoyably self-referential and the songs still catchy (one track is titled Catchy Song).
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    For a movie about the undead, Japanese director Shin’ichirô Ueda’s horror comedy is certainly lively.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There are a few rascally moments, such as Jim Broadbent settingoff roman candles in his back garden, but mostly it’s a staid affair, laden with dragged-outscenes of the gang doing thejob.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Mimicking the relapse-recovery cycle of addiction, the film’s timeline moves in unsatisfying narrative circles that stall the already shallow stakes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The metaphors are messy (trauma makes people extraordinary?) and the pacing’s off, but it’s fun to see the individual films’ universes crossing over.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Inevitably, some chapters work better than others but it’s an interesting, sideways look at how violence can serve as a catalyst rather than a climax and how it can change – and galvanise – a community.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The film works as a collage of everyday moments that dovetail seamlessly between the sublime and the banal. Indeed in its most mesmerising scenes, the alchemy of duration and focus elevates these moments to something more profound.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though the references are familiar, it’s a fresh direction for the macho franchise.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film fetishises female strength, but only in its ability to prop up men; its women remain prettified empty shells.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Malaysian-born writer-director Yen Tan shoots stylishly in black and white 16mm, each frame a tasteful photograph. What’s most skilful, though, is the way he succeeds in complicating archetypes.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    At a slow two hours plus, the film feels stretched.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though the film suggests a hardiness borne of her working-class background and mobster father, Polina remains fairly opaque. At least the contemporary dance sequences are beautifully mounted; French choreographer Angelin Preljocaj has a co-director credit on the film.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film isn’t totally unenjoyable, but it isn’t particularly coherent either.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film’s critiques are unimaginative, tutting at how territories attack first in order to consolidate power, as well as the spectacle of war itself, bystanders crowding the balconies of the ship-like city, shrieking as guns and lasers fire at the wastelands below.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s lots to love here, not least the animation itself, which uses split screens, Ben-Day dots and onomatopoeic text that mimic the tactile experience of reading physical comics – panels, hatching and primary colours intact and ready to leap off the page.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Based on the true story of a group of Swedish men who competed in the synchronised swimming world championship, Swimming With Men is reminiscent of The Full Monty, its feelgood climax landing with a welcome, if gentle, splash.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This unwillingness to divulge anything truly intimate, combined with the film’s jumbled chronology, gives the whole thing a thin, Wikipedia-ish feel. Jett says she wants to offer her fans “a primal release”. A pity, then, that this film about her is so repressed.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though it leans on the genre beats of melodrama to occasionally clunky effect in order to mine the audience’s tears, it’s impressive how it metabolises these moments of charged emotion in order to make its wider points.

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