Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Oh, The Humanity Bureau! How could a low-budget science-fiction thriller starring Nicolas Cage go wrong? Let me count the ways.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 6, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The unexpectedly impressive nature documentary Pandas is so visually dynamic that even the most pedantic (think Neil deGrasse Tyson level) skeptics will probably not mind listening to narrator Kristen Bell — speaking for writer–co-director Drew Fellman — rattle off 43 minutes’ worth of cutesy panda trivia.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The film’s fast-slow-fast pacing not only gives psychological weight to Benson’s unabashedly pulpy scenario but also constantly keeps viewers on their toes.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Liang and Zhang’s young heroes would be far more universal if they were just credibly hormonal.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a chintzy silver lining tacked onto every potentially dark cloud in the cloying French World War II drama A Bag of Marbles, a pseudo-inspiring adaptation of Jewish World War II survivor Joseph Joffo’s partly fictionalized memoir.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
There doesn’t seem to be a romantic-comedy cliché missing from the bland French domestic Back to Burgundy, a wholly contrived post-adolescent coming-of-age yarn.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The just-shy-of-great teen comedy Dear Dictator is the rare high-concept coming-of-age story with enough warmth and smart-ass charm to (hopefully!) make it accessible for a fairly wide cross-section of moviegoers.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 16, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The Forgiven consequently only succeeds as an ugly, empty-headed provocation.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Claire's Camera is, like many of Hong's best comedies before it, amusing without necessarily being laugh-out-loud funny.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The makers of the irresistible character-study doc Itzhak capture Itzhak Perlman’s characteristic warmth and bravado through short, anecdote-centric scenes that make the Israeli American violinist sound like a big-hearted raconteur who’s just dying to tell you everything about himself.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 8, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Geoghegan and Hendrix have the right instincts, which goes a long way, given that their vision is slightly limited by their budget. I didn't just fall for this type of film: I also admire its creators' knack for conveying what they like most about their characters through pulpy dialogue, impressive shot choices, and satisfyingly gory set pieces.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 2, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The Lodgers needs to be better than a great mood in need of a decent story and stronger characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 23, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, Cooke crams in so much persuasively appalling information — especially during a tangential aside on mentally ill patients’ high death rates — that it’s easy to forgive him for seemingly trying to push all viewers’ proverbial buttons at once.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Monster Hunt 2 is charming enough on a scene-to-scene basis that its success is worth noting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The atmospheric but threadbare male bonding horror flick The Ritual is so well-directed that you can't help but groan at its lightweight script's many little inadequacies.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 9, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
It's an unsettling, and sometimes high-concept doodle, but it's awfully hard to resist a film that marries Atomic Age paranoia and optimism with Kurosawa's signature post-modern, atmosphere-intensive style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 2, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
What Winchester lacks in originality its creators amply make up for in execution.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 2, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Legends of the Mountain’s narrative fuse may be long, but Hu knows exactly when to light it and when to snuff it out.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 1, 2018
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 1, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The exceptionally fun martial arts beat-em-up Kickboxer: Retaliation is a very dumb, and very satisfying throwback to a simpler time when American action films were as predictable as they were formulaic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Liu Jian has taken familiar stylistic elements, and made them feel fresh, and exciting. Have a Nice Day may be Jian's second feature after "Piercing I," but it feels like a major breakthrough.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The maddeningly unfocused Israeli documentary West of the Jordan River doesn’t reveal anything insightful about Gaza settlers’ reasons for either supporting or rejecting a two-state solution.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
What Taylor and his game cast, led by Selma Blair and Nicolas Cage, do get right will leave you excited, and eager for more.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 19, 2018
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 18, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Sam Hoffman's trite dramedy about personal redemption delivers mediocre performances.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 12, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Really, whatever you do, don't watch "The Last Key" without the emotional support of a buddy who can confirm that you're not just imagining this: these movies are still getting incrementally better.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 5, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Retrograde, bloated, and formulaic. It's also consistently sincere, energizing, and charming.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 4, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
This big, splashy blockbuster is perplexing because it's full of loosely-connected incidents that are rarely character-driven, or even narratively intelligible beyond a point.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 15, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
The filmmakers over-extend themselves to solicit empathy for their doomed protagonists. Youth is so unbearably nice that I eventually wished it were remade by misanthropes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 15, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
A gonzo ten-minute standoff between Adrien Brody and a man-eating pitbull single-handedly justifies the existence of the otherwise uninspired heist thriller Bullet Head.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 7, 2017
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