Phil de Semlyen

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For 490 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 490
490 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    You can see the sweat on stage, but it’s harder to detect in the filmmaking.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If you’re looking for a more granular account of the Oxy epidemic and its perpetrators, Emmy-nominated miniseries Dopesick and investigative journalist Patrick Radden Keefe’s bestseller ‘Empire of Pain’ both have your back. But All the Beauty and the Bloodshed plots a slightly different kind of narrative: one that’s full of defiance and emotion.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Are its cultish mysteries for everyone? Undoubtedly not. But if there’s a place in your heart for dark, folky mind-benders that plug into the cosmic energy of remote, oceanic terrain (ie your favourite film would be a cross between The Wicker Man and The Lighthouse), you should take a trip across Jenkin’s freaky landscape asap.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It always keeps you in on the joke – and it’s a killer joke.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    EO
    The effect is eerie, profound and emotional. As a mirror back onto humanity’s foibles and criminal excesses, EO is the perfect heir to Bresson’s long-suffering Balthazar.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Spielberg gets the chance to do something he’s never done before and make a miniature high-school film full of giddy subversions and emotional truths.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Chilly, severe, distancing, utterly captivating and made with formidable filmmaking IQ, Tár is a movie very much in the mold of its ever-present central character: world-renowned conductor and fully functioning sociopath Lydia Tár.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    ‘The most dangerous thing about Pandora,’ someone muses sagely at one point, ‘is that you grow to love it too much.’ Jim Cameron disagrees. He can’t love this place enough – and it’s infectious. 
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Kids will love its primary-coloured wonderland that teems with weird and wonderful beasts, and only the stoniest-hearted grown-up won’t be moved by its inclusive celebration of family across generations.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever has more going for it than those MCU B-sides, but it still falls a long way short of recapturing the exhilarating glories of director Ryan Coogler’s 2018 smash hit. The visual and storytelling flaws here are only exacerbated by the seriously unsnappy runtime (they’re really not kidding with the whole ‘forever’ thing).
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a winning combo of satire and sleuthing – Succession with police tape – and a perfect slice of high-calorie escapism.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It has a scrappy, throat-grabbing energy and a sincerity that never feels hectoring.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Hunt is a film stuck entirely in fifth, racing from one sudden shootout to another at the expense of the labyrinthine plot.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For an evening in, it’s reliable entertainment. That’s thanks mainly to Stranger Things’ charismatic Millie Bobby Brown, whose charming, brilliant and surprisingly fighty sleuth steps out from the shadows of her more famous brother, Sherlock (Henry Cavill), in a sparky story of young feminists socking it to corrupt 19th century gents and bent coppers.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Few of the laughs land, either.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a quiet tragedy that’s rendered close to uplifting by its gentle grace and compassion.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s just got enough fresh ideas, laughs (mostly intentional) and queasy jump scares to make for a raucous Friday night at the movies.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Cramming Amsterdam’s myriad subplots and political angles into a coherent two hours ultimately proves beyond Russell. But tight narrative isn’t really what fuels the writer-director. He’s more about arming electric performers with offbeat, talky scenes and catching the lightning that sparks in a bottle. And the bottle here is full to the brim.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Redmayne is up there with Richard Attenborough in 10 Rillington Place as a terrifyingly mundane embodiment of evil.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    History nerds will note the strenuous efforts to capture the realities of the conflict, but the film’s use of smart Spielbergian grace notes to share its emotional truths is a real strength, too.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    While the tartness and wit is missing to elevate this anywhere near the romantic-comedy canon, the overall vibe is so cosy and frothy, you’d need a heart of steel to hate it.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Playwright-turned-fillmaker Florian Zeller continues his one-man war on the world’s tear ducts with another hard-hitting portrait of domestic life in extremis.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    For all its freedom to reimagine her life and rescue her from cultural victimhood, Blonde is just a bit too willing to chuck her overboard and watch her flounder.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Sluggishly paced, stodgily scripted and curiously edited, it’s not so much a bullet ballet as a creaky dance across an abandoned saloon.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even by the writer-director’s standards of naturalistic, middle-class restraint, it’s a ruminative experience that borders on slow-going. But The Eternal Daughter is also an ode to mothers and daughters that will leave a few teary messes in the stalls, and it’s beautifully acted by Tilda Swinton in not one, but two roles.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Burdened with an underwritten part, the curiously flavourless Styles struggles to match Pugh for intensity as husband and wife fly at each other – one’s ambition at risk from the other’s intuition – and the couple’s chemistry fizzles out. It’s a crucial flaw in a film that needs to sell us at least one thing that feels real in its world of artifice.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    What makes it work so well, aside from a rollickingly funny but never smirky McDonagh script that arms every member of its small ensemble with killer moments, is the reuniting of In Bruges’s two leads, Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    What’s missing is a bit of heart to make you care, or at least, a sense of knowing how to wrap it up quickly enough, and smartly enough, for it not to matter if you don’t. An amped-up Friday night audience might have fun with Bullet Train once, but it’s hard to imagine anyone wanting to ride it again.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Notre-Dame on Fire is really good at conveying an iconic building’s place in a nation’s soul, and the grief that its potential loss can provoke. Most of its symbolism is well-earned and resonant.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    But what comes before [the ending] is so overflowing with ideas – about the erasure of Black culture, our relationship with past traumas, and the underseen side of the moviemaking business – and so brimming with visual flair, it puts most other blockbusters in the shade. Spend two hours watching it and a couple more unpacking it – with or without that know-it-all mate.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a testament to the deftness and love with which Brian and Charles is made that its sweetness never becomes saccharine, and the eccentricity never feels forced. The result is a total delight – the surprise package of the year.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The odd duff fight scene aside, Waititi is so good at this stuff, and he directs it all like a circus master eager to keep the entertainment coming.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Short on plot, long on silliness, the return of the little yellow troublemakers is a fun but fleeting helium high.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s to the 1993 original what The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was to Raiders.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This enjoyably mean-spirited black comedy set in a grand country house will have you wondering who your real friends are – and what they really think of you.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If, though, you’re looking for a more probing look at the man behind the balls of fire, or a pan back to place him in a broader context, Coen’s rockumentary will fall just a little short of satisfying.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The hackneyed thieves-with-a-heart-of-gold trope is reinvigorated by the sharpness of the writing and Song’s Basset Hound charms. While Broker occasionally gets close to cloying, especially in its neat ending and jaunty score, Koreeda keeps it the right side of cutesy. It’s best enjoyed as a modern-day fairy tale – only, one where the abandoned baby sparks nothing but enchantment.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For those masters of small-scale vérité social dramas, it’s such a bracing sensation to see them tiptoeing into genre terrain, you’ll forgive the fact that the villains are two-dimensional and that the ending is jarringly abrupt.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Vaguely redolent of Salvador, only slowed right down to a walking pace, or The Passenger without its seductive sense of place (and Jack Nicholson), The Stars At Noon is a mercurial thing and, as an unsuccessful Denis film, a rare one too.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Every trick and technique here, from ingenious match cuts, to split screens and even comic-book cells, works to soup up the storytelling.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Wei is magnetic as the would-be killer who uses her patchy Korean as an additional smokescreen to manoeuvre behind. She ties the detective in knots, a shapeshifter whose true nature is beguilingly unclear.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Whatever your favourite side to the limitlessly faceted David Bowie, this magnificently mind-bending film serves it up in a 140-minute career-spanning opus that races by in a snap of the fingers. It’s almost as extraordinary as the man himself.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Abbasi offered a brilliantly leftfield perspective on immigration and otherness with his 2018 debut Border, and his follow-up takes no prisoners in his critique of Iranian society’s built-in misogyny and fake piety.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s more than enough here to hope that Cronenberg still has a masterpiece or two yet to be emerge from within.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    A romantic fantasia set in Istanbul, George Miller’s mystical confection operates like the genie at its heart: it’s full of visual sleight-of-hand and boasts plenty of storytelling power, but soon disappears from your mind in a puff of smoke.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For the majority of the film, Östlund’s combination of sledgehammer and scalpel work a treat. They’re fast becoming the hallmarks of a satirist who’s unlikely to run short of subject matter any time soon.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    You have to hope that Hardy is not this annoying in real life, because by the time Dashcam’s supernatural menace reveals itself, you’re firmly on Team Blood-Spewing-Zombie. Maybe that’s the point. It’s hard to tell.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    This is obviously a deeply personal subject for Noé, who has spoken about experiencing the fallout of dementia first-hand. But while his film gradually pummels you, it can’t match 2021’s superb dementia chamber piece The Father for impact or insight. As it grinds towards its slightly contrived ending, it does start to feel like rubbernecking.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A benediction is a prayer for divine help. For any lover of beautifully crafted cinema with real emotional charge, Davies’s latest will feel a lot like an answer.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Minor grumbles aside, few Hollywood reboots can boast this blend of nostalgia, freshness and adrenaline. You will want to high five someone on the way out.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Make it your destiny to see this blood-soaked odyssey along the edge of the world as soon as possible.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If you’re on the hunt for a diverting slice of prestige espionage hokum that comes with a side helping of real history, Operation Mincemeat is a satisfying night at the pictures.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Bad Guys will work better for kids than adults: the comedy is broad, with farting not just a major source of laughs but an entire plot device, and the characters aren’t quite as lovable as the movie thinks they are, despite a winning voice cast that also boasts Marc Maron, Zazie Beetz and Awkwafina.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Haunting and narratively spare, Europa is a plea for humanity wrapped inside a gripping survival story.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You can tell Ryoo loves Hong Kong action cinema. His camerawork is nimble and elastic, and his starchy diplomats are unexpectedly great at martial arts. But the character scenes are well-handled too, and there’s a smart critique here on a divided country that can’t even be truly unified in a shared crisis.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Hive is never quite a feelgood film – the deep trauma that underpins it militates against any jaunty Calendar Girls vibes – but there is a tangible sense of joy as Fahrije begins to lead her fellow, long-suffering widows to a place of healing and the promise of better times ahead. And the comeuppance one or two of the menfolk get is definitely mood-enhancing.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Helter-skelter, a bit mad and full of heart, it bounces along with the out-of-control energy of the early adolescence its depicts. When it pauses, it also offers a seriously touching snapshot of mums and their daughters, as well as a smart critique of why the burden of family expectations and the inevitability of teenage boundary-pushing usually results in carnage.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    And Pattinson? He’s solid enough, but the role seems to neutralise his greatest strengths, stifling his edgy, eccentric charisma under a morose, dutiful shell. He’s just another ever-searching crusader in a shadowy world. Hopefully next time he’ll be able to find the fun.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    One token racism subplot aside, it juggles big ideas of social justice with more intimate moments of family life beautifully.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    That’s a lot of years to wrangle into one biography – even before you take in the rags-to-riches, zero-to-hero-to-popular-villain arc of his life – but this snappy and searching doc makes a very solid fist of it.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a compelling, edgy story of exploitation with no easy answers.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Nighy has never been better than in this richly rewarding ’50s-set drama about a repressed and terminally ill man who discovers life just as it comes to an end.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Navalny is a barely believable brew of activism, resistance, poisonings, death squads, exiles and homecomings. Most of all, it’s a story of courage in the face of ruthless repression and one of those all-too-rare geopolitical stories where the bad guys actually get some comeuppance.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Plaza, who follows up Black Bear with another darker turn, is great in a role that lets her badass side out for a rampage.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Dreamweavers, visionaries, plus actors… filmmaking pair Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead’s latest DIY sci-fi bubbles with mad ideas and eerie pre-apocalyptic vibes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    While you know the stakes are high, Call Jane never seems particularly interested in proving it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A mesmerising John Boyega lights a fuse under this poignant but by-the-numbers depiction of an Atlanta bank siege in 2017.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    What Sing 2 does offer is more big musical numbers (‘Bad Guy’ by Billie Eilish backdrops a great visual gag involving a floor polisher), lots of eye-popping animation and a sugar-high ending that will delight kids and U2 fans alike
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    T​his​ smart and taboo-defying social ​​horror draws you in before abruptly bearing its teeth.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With the faintest debt to The Exorcist and HR Giger, and a barnstorming turn from Imelda Staunton turn as a nun with some dark secrets of her own, Garai has found an arresting way to position male sexual violence: as an age-old curse that brings with it the bitterest of consequences.

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