Phil de Semlyen

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For 512 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 512
512 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It takes a lot for a movie to out-bonkers Cage on this kind of form. Color out of Space manages it in style.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s all heading somewhere special as Kelly muses on masculinity and colonialism, but then coherence gives way to flashy visuals and bursts of expressionistic violence.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Where the movie truly comes into its own is in its boldly framed, heart-wrenching coda.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You’ll find yourself scouring the frame for this malign force in the tiniest refraction of light. Whannell knows you’re doing it, too, and lets scenes go on so long, you start to doubt your own eyes. There shouldn’t be any doubting the magnetic Moss, though: she’s the real deal.
    • Time Out
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    More damagingly, director William Eubank (‘The Signal’) can’t decide if Underwate’ is a disaster flick or a monster movie. It ends up sinking between the two stalls: too unfocused for the former; not scary enough for the latter. All that early promise vanishes into the murk.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As the tragedy unfolds, there’s a strange solace in seeing this captivating enigma somehow emerging intact.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    1917 is a work of sweeping scale yet pinpoint intimacy.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The result is another great showcase for the animation house’s powers of non-verbal storytelling that’s a giddy delight for kids, and just witty and knowing enough for grown-ups.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Meirelles injects enough visual snap to remind you that he once made City of God. If the second half gets a little sidetracked by flashbacks, another meaty Vatican scene is never too far away. Watching these two actors chewing over big issues—God, aging, loneliness, celibacy, abuse in the priesthood—under the vast ceilings of this gilded palace is a joy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Director Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters) can do this stuff with his eyes closed, and sometimes it feels like he might be doing that as the plot chugs from London to Berlin and secrets are duly uncovered. But there’s enough visual flair to elevate things above standard genre fare.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If Frozen was about coming to terms with who you are, Frozen II is about transformation. Does it offer further evidence for those who saw "Let It Go" as Elsa’s covert coming-out anthem? Sadly not, though she remains an intriguingly elliptical canvas on which to project genuinely groundbreaking ideas about empowerment and identity.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    If you’ve ever wondered what the boredom threshold is for watching a musician tuning a hurdy-gurdy, you’ll find the answer here.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If Last Christmas isn’t quite irresistible in its emotional moments and the cheesiest bits are borderline indigestible, its effervescence makes it a fun enough watch. At the very least, it’ll make you fall hard for its other romantic lead: London.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Widows' Cynthia Erivo supplies dramatic weight to a project that squanders it on awkward action moments and simplistic showdowns.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The predictable fish-out-of-water comedy gradually gives way to something deeper, as conflicting world views are exchanged, homespun wisdom dispensed and minds broadened.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It has a kernel of raw torment and an unforgiving streak that hints at still-unreconciled wounds, too. It’s not the best film of the year, but it’s definitely one of the most personal.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Even with the original stars returning, the sequel feels weightless, disposable and hardly the stuff of Skynet nightmares.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Its trump card, of course, is Zellweger, who blows through the film in a gust of jittery energy, wounded ego and half-buried star quality. The transformation is startling.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Yes, it’s basically an episode of the show stretched out to two hours, but like the Crawley family silver, it’s so polished you can practically see your face in it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    The tonal lurches – from jokey to earnest and back again – will have whiplash setting in by the time its eccentric fourth-wall-breaking coda comes around, while some odd casting choices (and accents) drain gravity from the serious moments.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Ema
    It's the exuberant yin to the stately yang of Jackie Kennedy biopic Jackie, Larrain’s last film, and it’s full of the pheromones of sexual discovery and the piss and vinegar of toxic relationships.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It definitely demands patience ... but it rewards it with a similarly narcotic effect.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sure, some of the historical detail is terrible (did Henry V really get crowned topless?) and Shakespeare purists may scream heresy, but director David Michôd has done something genuinely fresh and confident with this well-told piece of English folklore.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Informer is a film that favours brawn over brains, punching its way through any plot predicaments. A smart hairpin or two would have made it a juicier watch.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Joaquin Phoenix is devastating as the villain-in-the-making in this incendiary tale of psychological escape and psychopathy.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s often thrilling, occasionally improbable, sometimes confounding, but like its director, Ad Astra is never bound by the gravitational pull of the ordinary. Strap in.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s frenetic, brashly executed and so full of shooting, you’ll stagger away with tinnitus.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s defiantly cheesy and very hard to resist.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s all watchable enough but hardly a giant leap for documentary making.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Phil de Semlyen
    Clearly surge pricing also applies to jokes, because it’s mostly about as funny as a traffic jam.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The storytelling never lacks for sincerity and quiet power. It’s a cry from the heart with a courageous message.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As an object lesson in leadership, Maiden is compelling, but its flashbacks to a less enlightened time in sport are the biggest showstoppers – and jaw-droppers.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not nearly as good as Logan or X2, but it’s a whole lot better than the eyeball-poking affliction that was X-Men: Apocalypse. On the flipside, it still feels like a fairly pointless retread of Chris Claremont and John Byrne’s The Dark Phoenix Saga, which we’ve already seen (and hated) in Brett Ratner’s 2006 disaster X-Men: The Last Stand.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Diego Maradona has the football and the drugs – think Scarface with screamers – but it’s a surprisingly emotional ride too. In the spirit of all good docs, it’ll make you reappraise your feelings about the man and the myths around him.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Whistlers has a tonne of pulpy circuit-breakers – look out for a hilarious ‘Psycho’ tribute – to remind you not to take it all too seriously. Hitchcock would have approved.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a hugely impressive debut and visually arresting from first to last.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Gardening has never been so creepy.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Maybe the film loses its head a bit at this point too, with its deeper message lost in the epic bloodshed, but the chances are you’ll be having too much fun to mind.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Diehl and Pachner are both terrific, mastering Malick’s improvisational style and bringing earthy authenticity to its playful family moments.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If there’s one thing Rocketman does have in common with Bohemian Rhapsody, it’s a commanding central performance.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For all its inspired moments, this is a movie content to coast on the charms of its terrific cast of comedic actors. Welcome to Night of the Living Deadpan.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If the final act is a bit dull and the anarchic Reynolds factor ends up muzzled, director Rob Letterman makes sure not to lose that self-aware edge altogether, while providing enough Pokémon Easter eggs to satisfy the most demanding fan. He’s also helped invent a whole new movie genre: cuddly noir.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Despite the best efforts of its committed young cast, and especially a game (if suspiciously old-looking) Nicholas Hoult as Tolkien in his late teens and early twenties, it’s a plodding and polite portrayal that holds few surprises.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    The overall effect is glassy and inert, with Rooney Mara’s Mary an oddly elusive presence in the film that carries her name.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s the odd nifty camera move but the action sequences are often messy and rote. The self-healing Hellboy is able to withstand endless punishment, which may be faithful to Mignola’s source material but hardly ups the stakes. The audience is not so lucky. Hellboy? Just hell, actually.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Even leaving aside the fan-pleasing sight of Burton’s Dark Knight and Penguin sharing the same big top, the Batman parallels are inescapable. Keaton tears a page from the Jack Nicholson Joker playbook with his most deliriously huge performance in years.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Nemes wants to let the chaos and noise of Sunset overwhelm the audience, but like Irisz herself, it’s hard not to get a bit lost in the clamor.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    You’d call it Tarantino-esque but for the pacing and lack of a soundtrack. (Even Tarantino might have cut a couple of these baggy subplots.)
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    This unusual film sits in a genre of one.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s the visuals, though, that really soar. With master cinematographer Roger Deakins again lending his eye as consultant, the camera weaves in and out among photo-real flora and fire-breathing fauna.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A motorsports movie you don’t need to be a petrolhead to enjoy. Rev up those whiteknuckle thrillride clichés, you're going to need them.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    This visually epic, but monotonous collaboration between James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez is less than the sum of its slick parts.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It falls short of enchanting but it's never less than fun and likable. Watch it through the eyes of your inner teenager and you’ll have a blast.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It's a film that bores straight into your soul and leaves you shattered, but somehow richer for having seen it.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    There are also juicy supporting roles for Shirley Henderson and Midnight in Paris’s Nina Arianda as the comedians’ long-suffering wives, Lucille and Ida. The film may be called Stan & Ollie, but it’s never more alive than when the four of them are onscreen.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There are memorable cameos from collaborators (Josh Homme take a bow) and a triumphant coda, but most of all, the rather melancholy sense of a visionary struggling to stay relevant.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sure, some of the plot twists are a bit labored, and there’s maybe a henchman too many—but, trust me, you’ll be too busy rooting for the superhero with a snout to care.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The resulting film is beautifully crafted and, despite what Hitch might say, definitely cinematic.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This riotous, arcade-game-inspired sequel powers up with fresh ideas and some brilliantly-executed pastiching.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    While his bandmates are happy to fade into the background, Martin – part puppy dog, part jack-in-the-box – is a magnet for the camera. He’s restless, funny, insecure and likeable – often all at the same time.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As with his first directorial effort, the ace meta-horror The Cabin in the Woods, Goddard has a blast toying with genre expectations, although here the payoff is a lot less satisfying.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Sisters Brothers may be a violent movie but it’s not an especially graphic one; the bad guys are coolly dispatched from a distance and with minimal Peckinpah-ish splatter. The one genuinely stomach-turning moment comes at the hands of a surgeon, not a gunman. Prepare yourself.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Greengrass’s heart lies in exploring the ways a nation processes such a horrific, unexpected event, but Breivik’s odious ideas also get a comprehensive airing along the way. It makes for an uncomfortable, challenging watch.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The authenticity is immersive, even if the historical exposition occasionally feels like prep for an exam no one’s warned you about.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Richly entertaining and blackly funny but told with sincerity and heart, the half-dozen Western tales packed into The Ballad of Buster Scruggs show the Coen brothers loading up their six-shooter and firing barely a blank.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    See it, then go home and wipe your hard drive.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The most harrowing revelation of all comes during two of Macdonald’s many interviews with friends, family and associates. It’s a piece of digging that adds investigative weight to the film and a hard-hitting coda to his exploration of the fragile psychology of stardom.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    For a man so singular, the film’s chronological approach feels conventional and there’s little of the spark or fantasy he infused into his work in evidence.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Granik builds her engaging, sympathetic characters in subtle increments.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For all its sombre revelations, A Cambodian Spring exudes a powerful sense of possibility. In these days of popular protest, it makes for an enthralling case study.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    This fun, pacy addition to the dino disaster franchise doesn’t do much that’s particularly new – though what it does, it does with a fair whack of panache.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Director Nora Twomey’s film is about the ways we try to cradle each other from the harsher realities of life. This is a day-to-day survival story that stirs the heart and fires the imagination.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Veering from blaxploitation spoof to undercover thriller and ending with a no-punches-pulled real-life coda, it’s riotous fun one minute, savagely biting the next.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The Polish filmmaker has conjured a dazzling, painful, universal odyssey through the human heart and all its strange compulsions. It could be the most achingly romantic film you’ll see this year, or just a really painful reminder of the one that got away.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not that you can’t see what Von Trier is getting at, it’s just you wish he’d get there quicker and without all the desecrated bodies. For most of its hefty runtime, The House That Jack Built is just a slog.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Newcomer Fonte is terrific in the lead role, communicating Marcello’s meek protests with a twitchy physicality that grows slowly into a sketchy defiance.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ron Howard has come through with a frisky space caper that zips along like a speeder on a bed of air. It’s far from perfect, but it’s much better than it has any right to be.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not a bad movie, by any means, but it strains to turn a seriously introspective story into something cinematic.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Immaculately composed yet skittish, edgy and surprising, this impressive debut by writer-director Michael Pearce emanates a chill that will have you hugging your sides.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a long movie and when its star isn’t on screen and cracking wise, the boundary-pushing shocks and endless self-references wear thin. Still, if you’re the Deadpool fanatic who recently had Reynolds’s name tattooed on his arse, you definitely won’t be grumbling.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Cure’ has to be the first to reanimate corpses as a means of examining Ireland’s post-Troubles tensions. It’s a bold idea – and a good one – even if it never fully pays off in a ploddingly predictable final act.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Journeyman may be intimate but it never feels small.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Its world is weirdly familiar and yet alien. It’s also darn scary.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s unblinking in a Dardenne-ish way and often hard to watch, with the emotional toll playing on its characters’ faces. The ending is a floorer too.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a CGI-heavy fantasia that will pop your eyeballs, but giddy as it is, it never quite sells its characters or gets much purchase on your emotions.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This moving, surprising documentary offers a tale of Hollywood pigeonholing that feels particularly timely.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A gripping, chastening study in what it’s like to spend your entire life behind enemy lines, A Fantastic Woman offers uplift, too – as well as the odd surreal touch.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s brimming with fascinating insights into the skill, conviction and sheer slog that went into tackling several rogue states, climate change and the odd dead cockroach on the West Wing floor without losing optimism, sanity or custody of the kids.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It seems a strange thing to say about a film featuring a giant man-eating mallard, but a bit more eccentricity wouldn’t have gone amiss.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    But while it may not be strong on nuance and the story moves with all the careful pacing of a human cannonball, it’s got gusto and verve in abundance. An old-fashioned musical with a none-more-zeitgeisty songsheet, it may not be a flawless piece of storytelling, but it’s a pretty decent show.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The story isn’t wildly original – think ‘Leon’ with throwing stars – and it’s overlong, but the action is unrelenting, thrillingly staged and occasionally even flat-out hilarious.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Being dead has never looked as fun as it does in Pixar’s latest adventure, bursting with skeletons, magical spells and Mexico’s annual Day of the Dead.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s hard to know if this clunky comedy is part of Mel Gibson’s redemption arc or some strange new form of karmic retribution.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    In a world of portentous blockbusters getting ever darker, it’s a joy to see one throwing on the disco lights.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    In short, the raw materials are there for a fun – if throwback – genre piece of the kind that kept ’90s cinema stocked with stiffs. Alas, the tension dissipates in a tangle of muddled subplots, sluggish pacing and some strange decisions from director Tomas Alfredson (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy). The result isn’t a Bone Collector, never mind a Se7en.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Baumbach’s drama of grown-up kids seeking emotional restitution sees Sandler and Stiller at their best. If it feels like familiar turf for the writer-director, the emotions here are rawer than ever.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It demands patience and an open mind, but Lowery’s return to his indie roots after Pete’s Dragon is a highly unusual and, at times, emotionally shattering fable.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    A winning double act never quite gels in a fish-out-of-water road-trip caper — think ‘National Lampoon’s Gringo Vacation’ — that leans hard on its stars’ charms and very lightly on coherent plotting.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Ozon’s latest is a twisty-turny post-War mystery — think ‘A Very Long Bereavement’ — that boasts a kaleidoscope of quiet emotions. It unfolds slowly, but rewards patience with strong performances and a swooning third act.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    An unusual and richly enjoyable love letter to a fellow artist and Chilean, Neruda further marks out Larraín as a director of serious range and ambition.

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