Phil de Semlyen

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For 512 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 512
512 movie reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Minor grumbles aside, few Hollywood reboots can boast this blend of nostalgia, freshness and adrenaline. You will want to high five someone on the way out.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Make it your destiny to see this blood-soaked odyssey along the edge of the world as soon as possible.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If you’re on the hunt for a diverting slice of prestige espionage hokum that comes with a side helping of real history, Operation Mincemeat is a satisfying night at the pictures.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Bad Guys will work better for kids than adults: the comedy is broad, with farting not just a major source of laughs but an entire plot device, and the characters aren’t quite as lovable as the movie thinks they are, despite a winning voice cast that also boasts Marc Maron, Zazie Beetz and Awkwafina.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Haunting and narratively spare, Europa is a plea for humanity wrapped inside a gripping survival story.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You can tell Ryoo loves Hong Kong action cinema. His camerawork is nimble and elastic, and his starchy diplomats are unexpectedly great at martial arts. But the character scenes are well-handled too, and there’s a smart critique here on a divided country that can’t even be truly unified in a shared crisis.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Hive is never quite a feelgood film – the deep trauma that underpins it militates against any jaunty Calendar Girls vibes – but there is a tangible sense of joy as Fahrije begins to lead her fellow, long-suffering widows to a place of healing and the promise of better times ahead. And the comeuppance one or two of the menfolk get is definitely mood-enhancing.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Helter-skelter, a bit mad and full of heart, it bounces along with the out-of-control energy of the early adolescence its depicts. When it pauses, it also offers a seriously touching snapshot of mums and their daughters, as well as a smart critique of why the burden of family expectations and the inevitability of teenage boundary-pushing usually results in carnage.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    And Pattinson? He’s solid enough, but the role seems to neutralise his greatest strengths, stifling his edgy, eccentric charisma under a morose, dutiful shell. He’s just another ever-searching crusader in a shadowy world. Hopefully next time he’ll be able to find the fun.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    One token racism subplot aside, it juggles big ideas of social justice with more intimate moments of family life beautifully.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    That’s a lot of years to wrangle into one biography – even before you take in the rags-to-riches, zero-to-hero-to-popular-villain arc of his life – but this snappy and searching doc makes a very solid fist of it.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a compelling, edgy story of exploitation with no easy answers.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Nighy has never been better than in this richly rewarding ’50s-set drama about a repressed and terminally ill man who discovers life just as it comes to an end.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Navalny is a barely believable brew of activism, resistance, poisonings, death squads, exiles and homecomings. Most of all, it’s a story of courage in the face of ruthless repression and one of those all-too-rare geopolitical stories where the bad guys actually get some comeuppance.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Plaza, who follows up Black Bear with another darker turn, is great in a role that lets her badass side out for a rampage.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Dreamweavers, visionaries, plus actors… filmmaking pair Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead’s latest DIY sci-fi bubbles with mad ideas and eerie pre-apocalyptic vibes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    While you know the stakes are high, Call Jane never seems particularly interested in proving it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A mesmerising John Boyega lights a fuse under this poignant but by-the-numbers depiction of an Atlanta bank siege in 2017.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    What Sing 2 does offer is more big musical numbers (‘Bad Guy’ by Billie Eilish backdrops a great visual gag involving a floor polisher), lots of eye-popping animation and a sugar-high ending that will delight kids and U2 fans alike
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    T​his​ smart and taboo-defying social ​​horror draws you in before abruptly bearing its teeth.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With the faintest debt to The Exorcist and HR Giger, and a barnstorming turn from Imelda Staunton turn as a nun with some dark secrets of her own, Garai has found an arresting way to position male sexual violence: as an age-old curse that brings with it the bitterest of consequences.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Possibly the most uplifting film ever made about a time of unending violence, Kenneth Branagh’s Belfast comes with a bruised heart and an unquenchable spirit of optimism.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s something deeply moving, almost tragic, about a good man being slowly enveloped by the dark times around him. Munich captures it nicely.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The Lost Daughter expertly juggles tone, hopscotching between timelines and slipping from tender to tense and back again, always challenging the viewer’s judgments and preconceptions in unexpected ways.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    What happens when you haul all the trappings of a genre rooted in post-war cynicism and lay them out raw for modern-day moviegoers? You end up with something like Guillermo del Toro’s Nightmare Alley, a heady, fleeting pleasure that prioritises craft over moral complexity, with themes of class friction and fraudulent spirituality that would once have landed like haymakers packing much less punch today.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s a touch of diet Brando about Elgort’s reformed bad boy-turned-lovebird, but Zegler brings a lovely brand of innocence and conviction to Maria. And don’t be surprised to see Moreno winning another Oscar. Or, for that matter, Spielberg.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    What a clever, haunting way to show art’s power to articulate the hurt we find hard to express.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    This San Fernando Valley palimpsest is so buoyant and bubbly, it practically floats off the screen. It’s the giddiness that grabs you in the Californian’s latest gem, and the dizzying sense of possibility and innocence. It left me with a contact high.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A movie that knows exactly what its audience wants and dishes it out in big ectoplasmic dollops, Ghostbusters: Afterlife manages to be full of surprises and completely unsurprising all at once.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    By whatever metrics you measure a Bond movie – tight plotting, gnarly villains, emotional sincerity – Craig’s final outing is a rip-roaring success.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The big challenge for The Last Duel is to depict a world in which women are marginalised and disempowered without doing the same thing to its female characters. Maybe it should have ceded more of its cold stone floor to Marguerite.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A busier proposition than its HBO forefather, this sets up more than it can pay off. But it does manage to balance fan-service with plenty of rich, original, complex material.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If the ending is signposted, Youri’s earthbound journey to the stars offers a stirring escape from an unjust reality. Like his Russian sorta-namesake, he’s a hero we can all get behind.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Costa and O’Connor are terrific.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The ending offers only a slightly clichéd vision of emancipation that leaves the picture not much clearer. After showing how hard life can be, it feels a little bit too easy.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If awards season gets up your nose, with its self-congratulatory speeches and luvvie back-patting, this playful and wildly entertaining Spanish satire on the filmmaking process is the perfect antidote.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Phil de Semlyen
    It all feels so rote and old-school, especially during such an exciting era for the genre (thanks to Jennifer Kent, Ari Aster, Jordan Peele, Rose Glass and co). Never mind the fact its once-sturdy beats have been spoofed, homaged and riffed a thousand times. In the era of Netflix’s Fear Street and The Haunting of Hill House, big-screen horror surely has to work harder than this.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    [Villeneuve] has nailed it where, in different ways David Lynch, Alejandro Jodorowksy and Ridley Scott all floundered. His Dune is sprawling, spectacular and politically resonant in its critique of colonialism and exploitation.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Amirpour’s career to date offers a triptych of stories of women navigating men’s worlds, and needing all their nous and resources to survive in them – and this is her most straight-up enjoyable survivor tale yet. It’s a feminist parable that may not linger as long as in the mind as her more provocative debut, but it’s irresistible fun in the moment.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    If the pay-off aims for the gut and misses, the journey to that point provides a searing microcosm of a corrupt and degrading system.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It all makes for an immersive evocation of time and place, and a more sober, if still stylish, filmmaking flex from Wright. Gone are the trademark crash zooms and whip pans, and the hairpin cuts of his recent action thriller Baby Driver. Gone, too, the comforting cameos and goofy banter of the Pegg and Frost trilogy – in ice-cream parlance, this one is more Twister than Cornetto – and that unmooring from the director’s previous work makes this an especially satisfying trip into the unknown. Like its eerie Soho back alleys, you’re never sure what’s around the next corner.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Things in The Hand of God are often funny and sad – all at the same time.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As a piece of watch-through-your-fingers outdoors filmmaking, The Alpinist stands right up alongside the Oscar-winning Free Solo.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Long-time fans will love it, even if its charms wear a bit thin for anyone who doesn’t already have Kurupt FM on their dial.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Pig
    Like those truffles that kick it into gear, this film is a rare treat.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Val
    Many actors hold their secrets and their craft close; Kilmer throws his out to the universe.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Don’t expect anything on the sames scale as Cumberbatch’s last spy thriller, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, because this is a film of claustrophobic interiors and snatched exchanges that eventually tapers down into a man’s quest for survival. If you’re on the hunt for an old-fashioned spy flick, through, The Courier has just enough le Carré-ish thrills to get by.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    What separates the ensuing mayhem from a thousand generic thrillers out there is an impish streak and writing that smartly juggles big ideas, mad gun battles and guilty laughs.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s an exercise in mindfulness that asks you to give yourself over to it lock, stock and barrel. If you’re willing to do that, you can cancel that meditation course.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Mamoru Hosoda’s cyber fairy-tale is basically wall-to-wall bangers, all backdropped by virtual worlds that wash over you in waves of world-building so detailed and epic, they’d make William Gibson’s eyes pop.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not judgy or lecturing, and there’s nothing too didactic here – and maybe not a lot to linger over either. But if you’re looking for a couple of hours of sexy Parisians hooking up, falling out and finding their feet again, all set to pulsing electro and with a baked-in romanticism that makes a built-up corner of Paris feel like Casablanca, Audiard and his co-writers have made the perfect film.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Will it polarise moviegoers? Absolutely. But while it’s perhaps not as laser-focused as Raw, once seen Titane is impossible to dislodge – another gut punch from a director who will hopefully be unleashing her pulverising, punky visions on cinema screens for years to come. Strap in.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Much easier to admire and appreciate than it is to fall head over heels for, The French Dispatch has Wes Anderson in full megamix mode as he packs three short stories into an anthology structure that bubbles with flamboyance and ideas, before keeling over under the weight of own narrative cargo.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Although the story isn’t autobiographical, there’s a tang of lived experience here – of very personal feelings and important questions being channelled through these characters – that keeps its sunlit landscapes and island interactions ground with relatability.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s full of symmetrical Anderson-like compositions, memorable characters and offbeat laughs. And stitched in are some smart, fly-on-the-wall observations about the often-abrasive relationship between capitalism and tradition too.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A few flaws keep Black Widow a rung or two below top-tier Marvel, including a sluggish final act, some generic villainy and yet another overlong runtime – seriously people, two hours is fine – but if you’re after a big, expertly-crafted, self-aware chunk of blockbuster entertainment to watch on the big screen, Marvel, as usual, has your back.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a journey into the lives – and headspaces – of several young non-verbal autistic people around the world that’s part immersive deep dive, part primal scream of upset and frustration, and part cri de coeur for more understanding and empathy from the rest of us.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The snoozy summery vibe will suit anyone looking for undemanding viewing for their little ones. With Pixar, though, you always come expecting more.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It feels a little too skin deep; a film content to get by on its vicarious thrills. And the rush eventually wears off.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ultimately, Cruella ends up feeling like a film torn between being daring and sticking to convention: a helium balloon that keeps getting dragged back under the weight of its own narrative ballast. Like Cruella’s occasionally piebald hair, it’s very much a movie of two halves: fun to look at, if a little fleeting.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The editing is sharp and director Jon M Chu, who captured Singapore as a celebratory melting pot in Crazy Rich Asians, repeats the trick for New York, packing a tonne of warmth and summery vibes into every shot.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Artfully lit and soundtracked by chirruping bugs and buzzing bees, the experience is so soothing that it’s easy to be caught out when the world’s distressing realities elbow in. But it speaks volumes for the power of its woozy spell that it’s so tough to see it broken.
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    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    At a seriously economical 72 minutes, director Daniel Vernon crams in a lot, leapfrogging between the tawdry racist subculture that spat out men like Copeland and London’s bubbly, multicultural communities that they hated so much. The courage and tenacity of anti-fascist campaigners like Searchlight gets its due, too.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    The action here is visceral and slickly handled, especially in the kind of expository opening credits sequence that Snyder is a master of (see also: Watchmen), but the patter is perfunctory and there's little grab to hold onto in this cadre of underdeveloped expendables as they negotiate the Vegas Strip, hotel corridors and the odd dull family dispute. Aliens is also a showcase for the kind of cut-to-the-bone editing Army of the Dead could have really done with. The zombies are fast here; the pacing definitely isn’t.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Apples is less sharp-edged satire, more humanist exploration of the importance of memory.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Egilsdóttir centres it all wonderfully as the lugubrious Inga, bemused to find herself slowly transforming into a champion of the underdog.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    For the many people impacted by dementia, it won’t be an easy watch – and for those who have experienced it in the past, it may feel like a gentle pressure on an old wound. But it’s a real window into an affliction that is both commonplace and unfathomable. And in that sense, it’s a gift.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s at once intimate and expansive – a film with a big heart and not a bad word to say about anyone.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a patchy but sincerely felt spy thriller that could be harshly described as The 39 Missteps.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    If you’re not a #ReleasetheSnyderCut signee, you’re still better off watching the original, patchy as it is. At least it’s short.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    This could all easily come over as hippie-dippie or hectoring, but it’s neither. As with her last film The Rider, a western masterpiece in its own right, Zhao is so expert at stitching together realism, moments of sheer transcendence and a lightly-worn radicalism in a way that feels nothing but unpatronising and empathetic.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    But when it all gels, Cherry offers a timely portrait of a country medicating itself to mask traumas it hasn’t begun to process, as well as a poignant snapshot of youth circling the drain. It’s a tough watch, but it envelopes you like a miasma.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You get why the pair would fall for each but you also get where the faultlines lie. Cullen maps it all out in an impressive, touching debut.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    There’s a tonne of interesting questions raised in all this that you’re just too numbed to absorb. No matter how often Malcolm goes outside to yell his frustrations into the night sky, the drama doesn’t feel any less airless.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    First-time director Shaka King stages Hampton’s fiery speeches with a crackle and energy you can practically taste. He also has a nice eye for Scorsesian violence too, knowing when to lean into his film’s crime thriller elements, and when not to.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Censor wears its genre influences on its sleeve – The Shining, Cronenberg, Carrie and Peter Strickland’s similarly themed Berberian Sound Studio – but it’s very much its own thing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    There aren’t too many surprises in the journey – especially if you’ve seen La Famille Bélier, the 2014 French film that Coda reworks – but writer-director Siân Heder’s deep affection for the Rossi clan is infectious.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Never extraneous, Flee’s smaller details make this true-life story buzz with life.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a vicarious pleasure to let The Dig’s warm, gauzy light wash over you. Blanketed in defiant optimism and soaked in summer sun, it’s definitely one to watch with your nan. When you’re allowed to, obvs.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Instead of a study of alienation and solitude, News of the World is about connection – about two traumatised people finding silent comfort in each other. About the promise of healing. It’s a long road, cautions this elegiac film, but it’s always easiest when travelled together.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The two parallel stories never quite gel, more often pulling focus from each other just a major revelation seems to be in the offing.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The arguments over whether Citizen Kane is the greatest film ever made will rage on forever. But the greatest film about Citizen Kane – and just about any other movie – has definitely arrived. David Fincher’s eleventh film is a lavish love letter to old Hollywood in all its glory, cynicism and wild extravagance.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The film’s themes of inclusion, family and multiculturalism may be broadly delivered, but they definitely don’t all miss the mark.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Sure, it gets a bit silly towards the end, and the promised post-credits scene is for the truly dedicated. But in a year when the cinemagoing experience could be categorised as ‘much too little’, you can’t really blame it for giving us a bit too much.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Its story beats are so irresistible, the arc of its trio of big-haired disco titans so snappy, the music so contagious, that it soars like a Barry Gibb falsetto above the clichés.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The truths that spill forth from this unlikely platonic love story are touching and deeply relatable.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Funny and wistful, this celebration of Swedish auteur Roy Andersson is a treat for movie lovers.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The result is a gritty but giddying human drama that plays like a glorious mix of ‘Precious’, ‘Girlhood’ and ‘The 400 Blows’ – a huge-hearted coming-of-age story that serves as an inadvertent throwback to the easygoing buzz of hanging out with your friends in the city you call home.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Whether it’s the filmmaking pair’s insider/outsider dynamic working to keep the story accessible to non-Aussies or just the depressing universality of Goodes’s experiences, The Australian Dream echoes far beyond national boundaries. So, in a much more positive way, does the man himself.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s beautifully observed stuff – its fractured but tender family dynamics and depiction of parental pain reminded me a little of Ang Lee’s "The Ice Storm" – as it gradually lets you into a world of well-heeled suburbia that’s carefully shorn of all the usual Sydney landmarks.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Best of all is the reliably brilliant Rose Byrne, whose scathing Republican strategist turns up to torment Zimmer.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The story is a complex and potentially ongoing one – Simmons has since moved to Bali, which has no extradition treaty with the US, while Reid has offered an apology of sorts – but its takeaways are much easier to parse: women like Dixon must be believed, empowered and supported. On the Record isn’t an easy watch but it’s an important one.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s Woodard’s film from start to finish. She’s been great for three decades, but this is her best work yet.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    For all the clammy grip it exerts, this thrillingly original film is more interested in trapping you in its psychosexual maze and immersing you in the relatable pains of self-discovery.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a bleakly familiar message for our times.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Christopher Nolan’s frosty espionage sci-fi delivers visual intensity but little heart.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Crowe’s satisfyingly nasty turn deserves a bit more brains to go with the brawn.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s oh-so-familiar terrain, yet writer-director Scott Wiper lets a deadening sense of inertia creep in, leaving the payoff feeling like a Guy Ritchie movie played at the wrong speed.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Heady with cordite fumes and high on its violent spectacle, this Chris Hemsworth-fronted action-thriller makes for a surprise-free but passable lockdown watch.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It starts strongly, with the gory deaths coming thick, fast and often unexpectedly, and Damon Lindelof and Nick Cuse’s script giving the viewer no purchase on the unfolding mayhem. The underrated Gilpin is a steely, lib-owning presence, too. But the surprises soon dry up.

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