Nick Schager
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53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics.
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Nick Schager's Scores
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| Average review score: | 57 | |
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| Highest review score: | Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia | |
| Lowest review score: | I Send You This Place | |
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Positive: 651 out of 1473
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Mixed: 491 out of 1473
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Negative: 331 out of 1473
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- Nick Schager
Director Jacob Rosenberg's approach is heavy with archival footage and interviews, yet oddly features almost nothing from Way himself; his puzzling absence for most of the film turns the project into less of a biography than a one-note hagiography.- Time Out
- Posted Dec 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
An aesthetic showcase whose repetitive nature winds up diminishing the excitement of its breathtaking feats of mountainous flight.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 3, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Any transformation feels like a device, and any modest hopefulness comes across as simply the unearned wishful thinking of the filmmaker.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 27, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Life of Pi manages occasional spiritual wonder through its 3-D visuals but otherwise sinks like a stone.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The film's interests are mainly relegated to wallowing in the frigid-starvation-suffering of its protagonists.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Director Arcel handles the material with a stately grace that compensates for the story's predictable trajectory, though humdrum period detail and monotonous pacing too often leave the proceedings feeling only partially aroused.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Little girls never stop loving their daddies in Festival of Lights, a drama that never stops loving soap-opera-style melodramatics.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 6, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Winds up turning itself into just a rote thriller about psychos learning that, appearance notwithstanding, every family has dysfunctional problems.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The film risks self-importance, but when Peralta admits through tears just how much he loves his skater charges, it imparts what every parent knows: that even better than achieving one's own success is shepherding the success of others.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 2, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Although enthralled by brooding, self-absorbed teenagers, the film doesn't present a single believable one.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
As with its narrative, Wreck-It Ralph's themes don't develop by branching out in wild, unpredictable ways; instead, they simply become narrower and more monotonous.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
With horror altogether absent and a plot drowning in insipid convolutions, it's a film whose early warning to Heather should be heeded: "Don't go to Silent Hill."- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 26, 2012
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 23, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Long Shot confirms that achieving one's goals is rarely possible without the staunch support of others.- Time Out
- Posted Oct 23, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Director Jaume Balagueró's film is nothing if not a well-executed bit of escalating craziness.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 23, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Pusher faithfully mimics Nicolas Winding Refn's 1996 Danish crime saga while missing its nasty, grungy spirit.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 23, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Sex and love are both novel experiences for two high schoolers in this talky affair that suggests a hybrid of Before Sunset and Some Kind of Wonderful.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 16, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Alternating between time periods and geographic locations, all of it connected by McElwee's narrated thoughts, the film proves a bracing and sometimes uncomfortable peek into private fears and regrets about mortality and missed opportunities. It's also, in its portrait of wayward Adrian, further proof that there's nothing more difficult, frustrating, messy, and insufferable than teenagerdom.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 9, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Less inept than its worst-of-the-year title suggests, 3, 2, 1 . . . Frankie Go Boom nonetheless proves too ramshackle and aimless to ever achieve true absurdity.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 9, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Michael J. Gallagher's half-cocked horror fiasco is filled with clichés, pitiful dialogue, and clumsy aesthetics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Plays like one long, slow descent into cloying moralizing and uplift that's well past its expiration date.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Roberto Faenza shoots his Manhattan-set action with a glossiness that's as bland as the soundtrack ballads.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 3, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Escape Fire winds up feeling like only one half of a larger argument.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 2, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Writer/director Ursula Meier uses a stripped-down, naturalistic aesthetic full of well-organized compositions that pay close attention to shifts in character mood, comportment, and behavior.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 2, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Boasts an evocative sense of environment and the feel of working with one's hands, but otherwise rummages around in search of substance and subtlety.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Tim Burton's sense of playfulness feels forced throughout, and as the film progresses, any humor or inventiveness takes a backseat to tumultuous set pieces that reference Frankenstein.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
All the while, Fisher and his kin's incessant, contentious bickering exposes the ongoing difficulty of reconciling with inherited trauma, though such squabbling's protracted prominence also, ultimately, suggests the need for a bit more editorial trimming.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The result being a film that, devoid of both laugh-out-loud humor and the righteous indignation that characterizes most agitprop efforts, winds up being just a voting-for-dummies primer.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 25, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Just an extended dramatization of the 1980s anti-drug PSA that memorably cautioned "I learned it by watching you!"- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 23, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The story places a premium on delivering its disreputable sex-and-violence goods with a minimum of fuss or pretension.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 19, 2012
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- Nick Schager
An insufferable import indebted to "Mrs. Doubtfire" in which a man in prosthetics helps a family cope with, and overcome, divorce.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 18, 2012
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- Nick Schager
O'Nan and Weston's rapport is engagingly prickly but their "Shins meets Sesame Street" tunes have a tweeness also found in the director's music montages and lens flares. Only in its even-handed treatment of Alex's fundamentalist-Christian brother (Andrew McCarthy) does the film feel like something less than a corny cornucopia of manchildren-grow-up clichés.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 18, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The lesson here, apparently, is that driven women just need to lighten up and stop being selfish - a message that really does feel backward.- Time Out
- Posted Sep 18, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Anderson utilizes slow-motion 3-D to hyperbolic effect while again casting Jovovich as the epitome of badass sexiness.- Time Out
- Posted Sep 15, 2012
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- Nick Schager
For a film about a stand-up comedian to be mirthless is dispiriting; more problematic, however, is that The Stand Up doesn't make up for that absence of humor with any legitimate drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 12, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A documentary -- based in part on Jian Ping's autobiographical book of the same name -- whose poignancy is lessened by its awkward formal devices.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 12, 2012
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- Nick Schager
While that mood is ultimately a bit too monotonous to be completely persuasive, a strong cast convincingly captures the many ways in which adulthood proves far more complicated than what's imagined at 18.- Time Out
- Posted Sep 11, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The film folds narratives on top of narratives in a vain attempt to mask the fact that there's nothing to read between its graceless lines.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 5, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Narrative unevenness notwithstanding, those hang-ups are given delicious life by a superb Rush, Davis, and Rampling (the latter often confined to a bed and encased in elderly makeup), who prove a regally dysfunctional trio par excellence.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Jirà Barta's film is a disturbing through-the-looking-glass reflection of traditional fairy tales.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Bornedal's fondness for punctuating abrupt cuts to black with a solitary piano-key note is so pathological that it soon turns risible.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The film is anchored and greatly bolstered by Bloom, who delivers a performance of quietly escalating madness.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Enduring this brainless kid's film is akin to witnessing the end of the world.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Too derivative to be amusing and too earnest to be parodic, it assumes the form of countless other teen comedies minus any wit or drama.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 19, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Further confirmation that agitprop documentaries have become wedded to a template that undermines their very arguments.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 19, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The director's DV cinematography can be rough and ungainly, but it provides sterling glimpses of both family intimacy and its larger social context.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 14, 2012
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- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Even caped do-gooders couldn't save Supercapitalist, a dramatic dud whose title refers not to some big-business hero but rather to wheelers and dealers living lives of swank suits, fast cars, loose women, plentiful drugs, and goofy corporate-espionage spy games.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Incapable of energizing Mark Poirier's leaden script (based on his own novel), Christopher Neil directs with a mechanical blandness made more tedious still by a score of gentle guitar strumming so aggravatingly benign it might inspire you to partake in one of Wendy's climactic, cathartic primal screams.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
An alternately evocative and lumbering portrait of a multifaceted community.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
While the Nitro Circus's many achievements are impressive, they pale in comparison to those of Knoxville and company's.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 5, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Fans of incessant flashbacks and endless whooshing zooms into close-ups will find much to love about Assassin's Bullet; less satisfied, alas, will be those with a fondness for lucid plotting, compelling intrigue, and credible performances.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 31, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Despite occasional lapses into showy expressionistic slo-mo, Guerrero's direction demonstrates a patience and attention to emotional detail that allows the two young leads' performances to develop naturally.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 31, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Chen's attention to character over spectacle pays minimal dividends and is compounded by the fact that his battles - full of standard-issue slow motion and hacked-off limbs - are as dull as an overused blade.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 24, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Raunchy dude comedy is hardly the sole province of American cinema, as Klown all too dispiritingly reconfirms.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 24, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Christopher Nolan's capper of his Batman trilogy is a summer blockbuster of grand inclinations in both form and content.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 18, 2012
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- Nick Schager
It remains a rousing portrait of creative renewal and, specifically, the way in which - by attempting something daring and new in the face of an opera culture deeply invested in tradition - Lepage proves that classic art can survive and flourish in a marriage with modern technology and imagination.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
By ultimately softening its stance toward McIver, Grassroots disingenuously has it both ways, reducing politics first to a David-versus-Goliath adventure, and then to an everyone-is-cool bowl of mush.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 10, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The film shrewdly opts not to proffer its own hypothesis about the true reasons behind the Gibson family buying Frédéric Bourdin's story.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A musty ghost story that morphs into a sluggish serial-killer mystery, Nicholas McCarthy's film tries to distinguish itself by minimizing dialogue and settings, a stripped-down approach that extends to sketchy characters and a script rife with convenient, easy-to-assemble clues.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 3, 2012
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- Nick Schager
With graceless melodramatist Rob Reiner at the helm, it's predictably ironic that The Magic of Belle Isle champions the unparalleled power of imagination while displaying absolutely none of its own.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 3, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Newcomer Russell, at once tough and vulnerable, canny and damaged, delivers a performance of nuanced naturalism that starkly conveys the sorrow and sacrifice that sometimes come with learning to achieve self-sufficiency.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 3, 2012
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- Nick Schager
No mutation is necessary to clearly see that Marvel's "reboot" of their signature franchise is an unimaginative remake of Sam Raimi's 2002 Spider-Man.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Seth MacFarlane's comedic modus operandi is to shock with outrageousness and pander with TV and movie citations via one non sequitur after another, a strategy that leads to a few laughs but nothing approaching lasting humor.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 26, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Although Angèle's religious faith and Frédéric's belief in luck seem like strained attempts at adding heft to the material, the film nevertheless works up a potent dramatic restlessness, derived from the push-pull between an entitled, obsessive Frédéric and Bellucci's quietly chaotic Angèle.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 26, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The script leaps forward with an absurdity almost as great as Lincoln's own strength.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 21, 2012
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- Nick Schager
That's My Boy lazily exists in a fantasyland of Adam Sandler's perpetual adolescence, even as it generates some moderate comic friction from Sandler and Andy Samberg's testy back-and-forth.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Nick Schager
If the Adam Shankman film's debasement of its subject into campy kitsch is the unavoidable fate of all culturally dangerous art, that doesn't make it any less palatable.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Soling and co-director David Hilbert divide their screen into multiple visual quadrants, an aesthetic strategy that soon becomes a wearisome affectation that's barely mitigated by their refusal to romanticize the landscape or soft-pedal the hazardous hardships of Ik life.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
El Velador doesn't pass judgment or manipulate emotionally, instead choosing simply to consider the arduousness of survival in a land wracked by slaughter.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 11, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A coherent characterization of Robert Pattinson's striving schemer is nowhere to be found in this pedestrian period piece.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Unfortunately, mocking jibes and cutaways to Team America and Wonder Woman (among other movies and TV shows) establish a jokey attitude that weakens the overall case.- Village Voice
- Posted May 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Despite referring to the tribe as "my people," Routh is wholly miscast, yet his ill-fitting presence is part and parcel of the plotting's general illogicality.- Village Voice
- Posted May 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
As sure as marijuana gets you high, you can count on weed-themed comedies cropping up every few years, each hoping to become a stoner-classic staple--a fate to which High School falls far short of achieving.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 27, 2012
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- Nick Schager
With the faux-verité aesthetics of [Rec], the American-tourists-in-Eastern-European-hell setup of Hostel, and the brain of a mushy radioactive mutant zombie thingie, Chernobyl Diaries is little more than decomposed horror leftovers.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 25, 2012
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- Village Voice
- Posted May 22, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The mood is generally melodramatic and ends as mushy, aided by the soft-focus cinematography that drenches it all in melancholic nostalgia.- Village Voice
- Posted May 22, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Weaver's story slowly begins to buckle under the weight of its own self-seriousness and familiarity, concluding with a showdown and resolution marked by one implausible and unsatisfying been-here-done-that twist after another.- Village Voice
- Posted May 15, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Shamelessly mimics Michael Bay's larger-than-life dialogue, sweeping cinematography, cornball romance, and military fetishism.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 15, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Makes a compelling case for games as not only clever hand-eye coordination exercises, but also as manifestations of their creators' emotional and philosophical viewpoints.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 14, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Overlapping story threads, voices, and imagery result in an atmosphere of disquieting psychological confusion.- Village Voice
- Posted May 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Unfortunately, its tale is so slight and simple that it also fails to say anything particularly poignant about life.- Village Voice
- Posted May 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The real scam was the filmmakers tricking Rebecca Hall (and a cameoing Amanda Seyfried) into participating in this blunt instrument of an indie.- Time Out
- Posted May 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Nadine Labaki's film awkwardly hybridizes somber politizized drama with regional humor in the style of "Waking Ned Devine" and "Calendar Girls."- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
By wholeheartedly taking its main character's side instead of complicating or censuring his homicidal vigilante crusade, it proves inanely one-note and preachy.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Girl in Progress operates like a training-wheels melodrama for genre-uneducated tweens.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Chris Fisher so over-directs his material that the action takes on the sheen of a parody or, at least, of a film that doesn't realize its clichés are being exaggerated to the point of absurdity.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Why anyone would want to spend time with a foursome whose bathetic misery is, like the overly mannered visuals of writer-director Dennis Lee (Fireflies in the Garden), defined by such insufferable quirkiness is anyone's guess.- Time Out
- Posted May 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The result is a film that eschews in-depth insight in favor of easily digestible who's-going-to-win suspense, a tack that's aided by Kargman's rather poignant (and visually graceful) evocation of pre-performance anxiety but ultimately leaves the material feeling deflated once the winners emerge.- Village Voice
- Posted May 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Frank De Felitta's guilt over having aired the footage is moving, yet it's ultimately countered by this piercing film's stance - promoted by the subject's proud children and grandchildren - that Wright's statements, far from a slip of the tongue, were an intentional act of courageous defiance.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 24, 2012
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- Nick Schager
It's not clear what Warriors of the Rainbow: Seediq Bale values more - endless preaching about ancestral spirits or gruesome CG decapitations.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 24, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Its commentary on our fascination with law-breakers is virtually nonexistent, except to the extent that the film itself revels in the doomed romanticism of its own protagonist.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 23, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Safe's primary contribution to the burgeoning Jason-Statham-kicks-everyone's-ass subgenre is setting three of its set pieces in crowded New York City venues (a subway car, a hotel dining room, and a Chinatown nightclub) where shootouts lead to believable mass-exodus pandemonium.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 22, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Bluff's portrait of street life has a grungy off-the-cuff realism that's only compromised by some obviously staged incidents.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A documentary saga of heartbreaking concentration-camp horrors, Inside Hana's Suitcase attempts to preserve Holocaust memories through frustratingly fractured means.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
There's no surer way to murder horror than to literalize it, a mistake incessantly made by The Moth Diaries.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Whether to let go and follow your own path is a stock dilemma, and an implausibly hopeful conclusion winds up undercutting the realism of this immigrant song.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The paeans about national pride and brotherhood may be regional, but constant slow-motion battle scenes and squishy sentimentality are strictly wanna-be Tinseltown.- Time Out
- Posted Apr 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A poignant sense of time's unyielding forward progress and a mood of deep adolescent sorrow aren't enough to overshadow the insufferable blankness of Goodbye First Love's navel-gazing protagonists.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 14, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A lost-dog drama so insufferable it makes one wish its human characters would also run off and never return.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 14, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Hong Sang-soo once again corroborates auteurist theory at the same time that he reveals the potential shortcomings of its practice.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Admirable only for its sincere responsibility-over-selfishness message and for giving "The Wire" alums Chad Coleman and Jamie Hector some big-screen work, Life, Love, Soul otherwise proves to be just a low-rent Tyler Perry–style melodrama.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 10, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Mickey Rooney's own ordeal of being swindled by his wife's son gives the material a tiny bit of star power, but his mismatched interview clips merely exacerbate the earnest but graceless documentary's editorial clumsiness, aesthetic flatness, and endless repetition.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 10, 2012
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- Time Out
- Posted Apr 10, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Luc Besson's producing career has been so geared toward lean, tough genre films that it's somewhat apt that he'd ape--or, if we're being kind, pay homage to--John Carpenter's preeminent sci-fi actioner Escape from New York with his latest, Lockout.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 9, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Pablo LarraÃn employs ultra-widescreen cinematography for constricting close-ups and inhospitably alienating compositions that generate a nasty chill, the director keeping the army's brutality off screen to amplify a sense of oppressive malevolence.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
P. David Ebersole so busy flitters from one point of interest to another that Hit So Hard never coheres into anything other than a collection of rock-star clichés.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Funnier than its prior two predecessors, if gratingly awash in demographic-pandering late-'90s alt-rock hits ("Closing Time," "Freshman"), American Reunion flounders with its earnest melodrama.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A young boy's nonchalant attitude toward having a friend stick a loaded gun in his mouth as well as a man's numerous knife scars courtesy of his beloved wife definitely cut through the clichés about "thug life" to capture how violence is an integral, corrosive part of inner-city life.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 3, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Morgan Spurlock has little to say about Comic-Con other than that its attendees value it on a par with Christmas.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
If both good and evil characters don't behave in ways that make sense vis-Ã -vis their circumstances, any sense of terror quickly dissipates.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A true-crime documentary of invigorating analytical clarity and evenhandedness.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
For all its heavy-handed gloom and stylistic unevenness, Fear and Desire has a certain fierceness that's hard to shake.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 27, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Olaizola pans across peeling building facades to subtly enhance her portrait of characters crumbling under the weight of self-destructive habits and solitude - a weight that might only be lifted through the selfless compassion of others.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 27, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A second-rate dude comedy in which an untalented knucklehead becomes a star through brute violence.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 25, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The schmaltzy and benign tale of a ballroom dancer who accepts and transcends her unexpected disability through the power of art and love.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Now that Zooey Deschanel has taken a detour into TV land, is Audrey Tautou the most insufferable pixy presence in cinema today?- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 12, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The film's tossed-off look and clunky editorial construction are still secondary to the sheer silliness of its story.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 11, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The FP has a one-note joke of a conceit, and when that runs out, it has few actual jokes to fill the humorless void.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 11, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Alterman's camerawork, panning and zooming about Christiaan's ants, rabbits, birds, and other assorted mecha creatures, conveys a sense of ominous religious awe.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Writer-director Michael A. Nickles may momentarily shout out to Peeping Tom via a shot of its DVD, but Playback is merely a voyeurism-tinged horror film of dismal direct-to-video quality.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 5, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The Lorax is a modest gem, failing to significantly enhance its source material's ideas but still delivering a zany, rollicking, multi-character version of Seuss's environmental cautionary tale.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 29, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Like its title, Heist: Who Stole the American Dream? purports to ask a question but is only interested in forwarding its predictable agitprop answer.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Art, politics, and craziness conspire to form a rather mechanical melodrama in Black Butterflies.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Comedy and shifting-allegiances intrigue more than compensate for the dearth of rousing action in this 1920s-set film.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Intimacy doesn't completely give rise to insight in this loving, if largely for-fans-only, posthumous portrait of Memphis-bred punk rocker Jay Reatard.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 27, 2012
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- Nick Schager
In the race to achieve unadulterated fourth-wall breakage, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is the new pack leader.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 26, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The icy fatalism of film noir is turned to slush by Thin Ice, a crime saga that reduces its chosen genre to a series of atonal, old-hat clichés.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Ultimately, though, they never cohere into something more than a moderately engaging for-fans-only tour diary.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
With the survivors' physical presence amongst Nazi slaughterhouses as its own powerful statement, Buried Prayers is a nonfiction work that confronts Holocaust atrocities from a piercing ground-level view.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 11, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Prizes computer-generated wizardry above logical plotting or thoughtful character development, a misguided set of priorities exacerbated by the fact that said digital effects prove so chintzy.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 8, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Doesn't waste a moment on recognizable reality, consumed as it is with checking off various items from its list of clichés.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
If Defa's aesthetics are mundane, his leads' performances are not, especially in the case of Audley, whose darting eyes and hushed, stuttering speech express confused longing with transfixing train-wreck magnetism.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 31, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Flirty bickering is rampant but, courtesy of Heigl's inert performance, there's no heat or humor to the proceedings, just an avalanche of grating big-hair-and-bad-accent New Joisey caricatures.- Time Out
- Posted Jan 28, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A coming-of-age tale that, with every landscape cutaway and twinkling note from its xylophone-heavy score, begs to be taken as a dreamy slice of countryside profundity.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 24, 2012
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- Nick Schager
While it may make the City of Light look beautiful, ultimately, this insufferable indie auteur's navel-gazer is just another faux-kinky vanity project in which its creator's neuroses are placed on an undeserved pedestal.- Time Out
- Posted Jan 24, 2012
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- Nick Schager
The apparent byproduct of watching too much Bad Boys II, The Viral Factor is a cops-and-criminals saga slathered in glossy Michael Bay-isms.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 18, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Nearly every scene is clunky, and the film's commentary about TV as the unifying glue of American culture is embellished through lame incidents of sex and violence that eventually validate the Chinese tourists' anti-U.S. critiques.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 17, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Coming across as a promotional showcase for a gaggle of young up-and-coming singer-actors, Don't Go in the Woods tethers together numerous indie-rock musical numbers with a backwoods-horror-film framework that's the definition of an afterthought.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Heist, swindle, and other like-minded genre films thrive or flounder on the mechanics of their story's dangerously elaborate scheme, a fact ably proven by Contraband, a tale of high-seas smuggling without a clever thought in its leaden, derivative head.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 11, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Michael Corrente's film is a mush of poses. The director's saga revels in cornball romance, imitation tough-guy attitude, and awkward flashbacks.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 10, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A slice of slight character-driven conventionality in which directorial sensitivity and drama rooted in tense conversations and intermittent blow-ups prove incapable of imparting depth to a tale that plays like a series of simplistic stock gestures.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 4, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Barriers both transparent and persistently present encase the characters of A Separation, constricting them in ways social, cultural, religious, familial, and emotional.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 27, 2011
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- Nick Schager
No matter how sensitive the orchestral-string score gets, the film can't locate the bone-deep sense of tragedy of Leslie Schwartz's novel - it just keeps belching out empty, grief-stricken histrionics devoid of insight.- Time Out
- Posted Dec 20, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Wither the rollicking verve and whip-crack humor in Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows?- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 14, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Unlike AMC's Breaking Bad, meth here doesn't reflect current, perilous economic realties; rather, it's just a low-rent drug used by degenerates whose lives say nothing about anything.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 13, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Far more concerned with pratfalling animal shenanigans and unearned uplift than crafting a single complex or amusing moment, it's a film caged in by formulaic plotting and plentiful pap.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 11, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Palmer's grainy, handheld camerawork won't win any aesthetic prizes, but it's in tune with his subject.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Reprinting its entire script would be the only way to properly convey the unintentionally hilarious awfulness of Red Hook Black, which complements its stilted and goofy writing with equally inept performances.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
A feeble stab at topicality from that master of overripe Gallic melodrama, Cédric Klapisch.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 6, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The only thing more narcissistically indulgent than the film's repugnant protagonists is Mark Pellington's iPod-scored, visually flashy, thoroughly hollow directorial celebration of them.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 4, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The Tickells' style is a predictable grab bag of interviews with outraged experts and journalists, TV news footage, and scenes in which the filmmakers (and, during one trip, fellow activists Peter Fonda and Amy Smart) make faux-daring journeys into the fray to bring back supposed realities that corporate America seeks to hide.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 28, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Though his film's feel is pure Iraq and Afghanistan, Fiennes doesn't push those parallels unduly, and his central performances prove clear, nuanced, and incisive.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 28, 2011
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- Nick Schager
A yuletide fable that boasts Aardman Animation's peerless mix of whip-smart comedy and cheery heart.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The intersection between drug-company profiteering and lobbying, and governmental and private-sector desires to protect people from deadly diseases, is navigated too cursorily by the documentary.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 16, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Whether sleuthing or smacking around thugs, Sisley makes a dashing hero, but this glossy action flick is heavy on tedious convolutions and depressingly light on character depth, suspense or political-economic intrigue.- Time Out
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Hell is family in Another Happy Day, a portrait of one clan's reunion for a wedding that overflows with characters even more repugnant than the irony of its groan-worthy title.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 13, 2011
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- Nick Schager
It's a dull drag-show routine headed nowhere until Pacino (playing a self-important version of himself) begins stalking Jill.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Cohabitation "commandments" and talk of "chick flicks" further send the material into a cutesy tailspin, with the script's low point an egregious scene featuring Nate sneaking a peek at a silhouette of Jenny undressing behind a curtain.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 8, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Content to be a typical piece of tween rural-versus-urban fluff from the old Hannah Montana: The Movie mold. Such lazy complacency is almost enough to make you see red.- Time Out
- Posted Nov 8, 2011
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- Posted Nov 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Overflows with inspired craziness, doling out an all-night odyssey of sex-centric crises, death-defying conflicts, and Neal Patrick Harris-centered insanity with snowballing momentum, as bits pile on top of bits with intoxicating verve.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 3, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Justin Timberlake can't elevate what amounts to relatively simplistic, formulaic material, but his headlining turn exhibits sufficient charisma and wit to make In Time a passably diverting action-packed waste of time.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 26, 2011
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- Nick Schager
All's Faire in Love's lackluster compositions and absence of rhythm are a perfect match for writer-director Scott Marshall's script (co-written with R.A. White and Jeffrey Ray Wine), which operates according to a Revenge of the Nerds-style us-versus-them template almost as stagnant as Ricci's phoned-in turn.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 25, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Long on hopefulness but short on sobering realities, Elevate proves a compelling if superficial look at the arduous path traveled by Senegalese teens hoping to make it to America for a higher education and an NBA career.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The resultant smorgasbord is a misshapen mess, short on humor, tension, or chemistry among its bickering protagonists.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 18, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Taking the notion of toilet humor literally but incapable of delivering its promised religious satire, The Catechism Cataclysm is more muddled than its tongue-twister title.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 18, 2011
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- Nick Schager
It's a saga whose clichéd corniness would be practically sinful if not for the mighty Gugino, who almost counteracts the material's pap with megawatt charm and steel-tough resolve - exemplified by a low-angled intro shot of the poised, strutting, tight-sweater-sexy actress.- Time Out
- Posted Oct 18, 2011
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- Nick Schager
A portrait of the eve of 2008's financial crisis that plays out with funereal inevitability, Margin Call loves speechifying, but the film is far more assured when lingering in the silence of its morally compromised characters.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 16, 2011
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- Nick Schager
There's no spark or humor to the film's situations, just the sense of capable actors trying to make the best of a hopeless situation.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 12, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Like Shlain's hand-written diagram in which lines twist and knot while linking various subjects, the film resembles not a coherent thesis but a tangle of semi-related ideas.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 12, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Despite an A-list roster, the performances are universally one-note, a fact largely attributable to a script overflowing with blunt dialogue and heavy-handed symbolism.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 11, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Chalet Girl is just a compendium of genre clichés - minus the usual racism and t&a.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 11, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Texas Killing Fields's mood is one of drowning in quicksand, though said atmosphere is the byproduct of both Ami Canaan Mann's often dreamy direction and an editorial structure that intermittently devolves into elliptical incongruity.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 9, 2011
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- Nick Schager
If familiarity is endemic to this feel-good drama, there's nonetheless also something to be said for competent amalgamation and regurgitation of tired genre tropes.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
As a director, Estevez exhibits a bland visual sense, but he does manage to convey some of his scenic locations' multifaceted textures. Mostly, though, his dramatically inert, spiritually generic The Way seems like it was far more fun to shoot than it is to endure.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 4, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The star and co-director appears hopelessly out of place, trapped in a variety of awkward-fitting uniforms while forced to offer up laughably obvious battlefield advice ("Avoid gunfire!").- Time Out
- Posted Oct 4, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Blackthorn's last-man-standing circumstances, far from a cautionary tale about the cost of the gunslinger life, are glorified as the height of macho nobility.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 2, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Borderline creepy, Courageous endlessly expounds on the importance of God in men's lives but fails to answer the more pressing question of why religious sagas such as this treat subtlety as a sin.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 1, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Dream House also manages to commit a cardinal thriller sin: casting well-known actors in ostensibly inconsequential roles, which in this case reveals the real culprit before the mystery proper has even begun.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Nick Schager
As rigorous and stimulating as its thematic inquiries are, A Dangerous Method ultimately rests as much on its performances, and in that regard, it succeeds far more than it fails.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 26, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Flip-flopping traditional genre dynamics in a manner more cute than uproarious, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil charts the Three's Company-style shenanigans that ensue when two West Virginia bumpkins cross paths with a group of camping college kids.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 25, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Writer-director Guy Moshe's crime saga is a work of second-generation derivation, weaving together scraps from homages to Westerns, film noir, samurai films, gangster pics, and class-warfare dramas.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 25, 2011
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- Nick Schager
If its plotting can be slight, the film's restraint and earnestness help prevent it from ever tipping over into outright mawkishness, and its performances similarly avoid over-the-top histrionics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 21, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Purportedly about a quest for spiritual enlightenment and the question of what binds global religions, In Search of God is instead defined by simplistic philosophizing and rampant narcissism.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 20, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Even at 78 minutes, White Wash pads its material through repetition but remains a proficient portrait of how increased social, economic, and geographic opportunity fosters diversity - in life and out on the waves.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 20, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Wholly uninterested in puffing up his subjects into an iconic rock outfit on a par with their idols Led Zeppelin and the Who, Crowe instead merely tells their story free from the constraints of rise-fall-rise clichés.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 20, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The burgeoning relationship between both the athletes, bonding over a kindred "otherness," is handled tastefully by director Kaspar Heidelbach, though the lack of new insights on the subject of National Socialism's wickedness ultimately reduces a well-staged film to a historical footnote.- Time Out
- Posted Sep 13, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The repeated sight of people watching video monitors or communicating with others via laptops becomes a stilted, gimmicky affectation, and there are only so many times you can watch a camera panning and zooming over still photos before your tolerance for the Ken Burns effect reaches its limit.- Time Out
- Posted Sep 13, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Finlay's handheld style is as casually intimate as her subjects, and the film stirringly posits music as a path to communal bliss.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 13, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Shut Up Little Man! fails to legitimize its topic as one of any significance.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 12, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Gus Van Sant's cinema, which of late has been fixated on immersing viewers in particular times and spaces, takes a detour into excruciating quirkland with Restless.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 11, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Dax Shepard delivers an I'm Still Here-style mockumentary of staggering incompetence with Brother's Justice.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
From hairstyles and clothes to autumnal-hued cinematography and a raft of clichéd incidents involving pills, suicide, sneaking out, and blackmail, everything feels dainty to the point of stale.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 6, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Twelve long years after "The Blair Witch Project" pushed the first-person-POV subgenre to horror's forefront, and four years after [Rec] expertly refined the formula, Grave Encounters can't even pretend to be anything other than hopelessly derivative.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 6, 2011
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- Nick Schager
O'Conner continues to exhibit a deft knack for melding interpersonal drama with athletic competition in ways that, despite his tales' clichés, earn their melodramatic manipulations through genuine empathy for characters' plights.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 4, 2011
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- Nick Schager
His (Gonzalo López-Gallego) this-is-authentic conceit is by now a tediously corny device, and his story delivers no scares during the interminably long, uneventful build-up to its deflating climax.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 3, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The overweight, gays and little people are cheerfully mocked while writer/director Siddique ratchets up his story's disparate comedy-romance-action elements to an insanely over-the-top degree.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Zaldana is such a sultry and surprisingly heartfelt executioner that she often finds a way to make this by-the-numbers genre retread feel, if not fresh, then at least sporadically electric.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 27, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Avoids funny one-liners like the plague, choosing in their place to deliver only squishy faux-outrageousness that, like Sudeikis's one-note stud, exudes an unwelcome air of self-satisfaction.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 27, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Its performances are resourceful and affecting, with Chastain and Worthington in the past sequences, and Mirren and Wilkinson in the later chapters, exuding a complicated mess of responsibility, guilt, sacrifice, revenge, and regret.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 27, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The way in which the action indulges in long, underlined silences furthers the overriding sense of trying too hard to muster up a suspenseful mood from a conceit better suited to a half-hour television program.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 25, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The fawning personal-life segments are overdone, and undermine the film's compelling reportage about Madoff's ruse and downfall.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 22, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Since Mehran's embrace of hardline Islam is never dramatized or elaborated on in any insightful way.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 22, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The Hedgehog ultimately illuminates only the continued lameness of employing out-of-leftfield tragedy for cheap bathos.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 16, 2011
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- Nick Schager
An Egyptian feminist tale told with both affecting compassion and made-for-TV corniness.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 9, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Subscribes to the belief that moderation is a four-letter word, flying about with an abandon that begets exhilaration as well as exhausting messiness.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 8, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Asif Kapadia's documentary is ultimately less affecting and insightful on a universal thematic scale than on an individual, personal one.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 8, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Yet as is so often the case with the frat-boy genre to which this film panders, so many gags feel like desperate, self-conscious attempts to be outrageous that the effect of its abundant cursing and boob shots is more depressing than delirious.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 3, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Based on a true story that culminated with the expulsion of 3 million Germans from Czechoslovakia, the film leaps through years with a rapidity that negates a good deal of its sweep.- Time Out
- Posted Aug 2, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Gosnell directs as if every scene must be either a nauseating roller-coaster ride or a syrupy melodrama, resulting in a seesawing tone that's not stabilized by the presence of Neil Patrick Harris.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 2, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The phoniness of their cross-country saga is compounded by a gaggle of cipher sidekicks.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 2, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Though two late plot developments are borderline-contrived, Green's direction is marked by mature dramatic and aesthetic understatement.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 2, 2011
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- Nick Schager
At its best, Magic Trip evokes the freewheeling, idealistic, psychedelic vibe of an era's origins; at worst, it's a film in which people narrate their own druggie home movies.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 1, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Evan Glodell's debut has the sweetness of a lullaby reverie and the blazing ferocity of a monster-car nightmare, a first-comes-elation, then-comes-madness structure that resembles that of "Blue Valentine," another tale focused on the commencement, and then collapse, of an affair.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2011
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- Nick Schager
For anyone hoping that Jean-Claude Van Damme's self-reflexive turn in Mabrouk El Mechri's postmodern JCVD heralded a new career direction for "The Muscles from Brussels," Assassination Games puts those dreams firmly to rest.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Brandishing a literal-minded title as laughable as the rest of its action, Cowboys & Aliens mashes up genres with a staunch dedication to getting everything wrong, making sure that each scene is more inane than the one that preceded it.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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- Nick Schager
From the outset, Streitfeld hopscotches back and forth over her tale's 24 hours with a self-conscious aesthetic affectation (overlapping imagery, shifting camera speeds, elliptical edits) that demolishes any intelligible character or plot development, resulting in a story comprised of pretentious meditative fragments.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Fred Cavayé shoots his action with both vigorous propulsion and visual lucidity. Unfortunately, however, his story's revelations, all of which are related to a recent corporate bigwig's assassination, arrive at least two-to-three scenes after they've already become obvious.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 24, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The Guard is John Michael McDonagh's caustically funny riff on cop and crime films.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 24, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Tommy Lee Jones provides wisecracking levity as Rogers's commanding officer, Hayley Atwell supplies the aforementioned buxom chest and accompanying tough-girl grit as Rogers's British love interest, and Johnson directs with flair, his set pieces defined by both muscularity and clarity.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 20, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Riley shrewdly maintains focus on how the players co-opted the merciless tactics of their invective-hurling adversaries for their own, and the region's, self-actualization.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Michael J. Weithorn's direction underlined its understatement via self-consciously patient camerawork and a doleful score, all in order to further the mournful mood.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 18, 2011
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- Posted Jul 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
As its titular tyrants, Spacey, Aniston, and Farrell all revel in their over-the-top noxiousness, though the latter is mysteriously given short shrift even though his performance is far and way the most novel and gonzo.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 6, 2011
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- Nick Schager
By making John such an unrepentant freedom-opposing monster, Ironclad denies itself any moral thorniness.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
There's minor amusement in the suggestion that entrepreneurial criminality begins with a preference for Donald Trump's "The Art of the Deal" over the Bible.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 1, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Mistaken-identity shenanigans and gooey romance are Monte Carlo's prime commodities.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 30, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Love is both a many-splendored and painful thing according to Love Etc., a multi-subject documentary about the various states of amour that, while never succumbing to glibness, also fails to rise above superficial geniality.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 28, 2011
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- Nick Schager
At least Roberts has some star wattage to burn; her megawatt smile is the only thing that ultimately pierces, however faintly, the film's blinding schmaltz.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 28, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Though it boasts its fair share of shots that approximate the turtle's first-person point of view, the film's most dominant presence is its heavy-handed maker.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 22, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Despite aping its title in order to suggest quality by association, Bad Teacher has nothing in common with "Bad Santa" -- including, alas, a genuinely nasty sense of humor.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 22, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Self-aware narcissism has rarely been this unjustified-or insufferable.- Time Out
- Posted Jun 21, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Shining an intimate light on an individual in order to reveal greater truths about life and the world, Raw Faith focuses on progressive-minded Portland, Oregon, Unitarian minister Marilyn Sewell.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 21, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The Best and the Brightest's sharp one-liners and strong cast, especially McDonald's gleefully lecherous performance as an unabashed Republican pervert, help make it a sturdy bit of subculture-tweaking silliness.- Time Out
- Posted Jun 21, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Notwithstanding John Turturro's amusingly smug Italian F1 speedster and a few lighthearted jabs at Japanese TV and technology, Cars 2 generally remains stuck in neutral.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 21, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Can't mask that, at heart, it's merely a trifling tour documentary that gives further excessive attention to the late-night star's 2010 ouster as The Tonight Show host.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
If not for its lack of self-awareness, The Art of Getting By would seem to be a spoof of ennui-inflicted teen dramas, because how else to explain the fact that Gavin Wiesen's debut is comprised of only clichés of clichés?- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 16, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Class, gender and ethnic issues get pushed to the sidelines in favor of rote who-will-win suspense; all that finger-crossing and Lucky Charms flavoring, however, doesn't keep Jig from being just another in a long line of nonfiction soft-shoe routines.- Time Out
- Posted Jun 15, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The only faint upside to this excruciating dud is that, in its movie clips of Charlie Chaplin - who the mesmerized birds view as a kindred waddling spirit - the film might hopefully function for some kids as a gateway to superior comedy cinema.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 14, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Its scenario and criminals devoid of any representational depth, and without any substantial ideas underlying its carnage, the film ultimately just assumes the sadistically pragmatic POV of its one-dimensional thugs, pitilessly doling out brutality as a practical means to an end.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 12, 2011
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- Nick Schager
J.J. Abrams's latest puts a modern spin on classical material, though here reinvention isn't the goal so much as slavish duplication embellished with muscular CG effects.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 8, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Like many similarly twisty tales, Reversion's narrative logic is undermined by its characters' irrational behavior.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The incessant tumult drowns out any real message for the kids - or pleasure for their parents. It's a film so obnoxiously frantic that its most restrained element is a banjo-strumming elementary school teacher played by none other than '90s tween-mugging icon Jaleel "Urkel" White.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Rather than a mature, multifaceted approach, the director's portraits of Dubai, Beirut, Riyadh, and Cairo are heavy on still-photo montages comprised primarily of smiling young people and spontaneous encounters with random jokesters.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Well acted and wise enough to not excessively linger in its atmosphere of genial camaraderie and underlying regret and nostalgia, Turkey Bowl accomplishes its small-scale goals with aplomb.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 1, 2011
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- Nick Schager
As if written by a robot whose frame of reference wasn't human reality but merely fairy-tale romantic comedies, Love, Wedding, Marriage strips genre tropes down to their scrawny, brittle bones.- Village Voice
- Posted May 31, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The director's righteous anger is less restrained than his conventional vérité aesthetics and less off-putting than his one-sided approach to the issues at hand - an advocacy for alternative wind-turbine energy is suspiciously sketchy - yet he smartly allows coal-exploiting bigwigs plenty of screen time to properly hang themselves.- Time Out
- Posted May 31, 2011
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- Nick Schager
At first glance, Tuesday, After Christmas seems, in both form and content, only a modestly ambitious endeavor. Yet the singular attention with which it carries out its aims-and the rigorous success it ultimately attains-is nonetheless unsparing, and bracing.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 30, 2011
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- Nick Schager
If The Hangover was a boorish blackout fantasy for our binge-drinking age, The Hangover Part II is something like the contents of a fraternity house's toilet the morning after an insane kegger-namely, regurgitated elements of a more entertaining prior adventure.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 30, 2011
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- Nick Schager
From overwrought flashbacks of Third Master and Madame Kang's initial meetings (and sexual encounter), to the present-day arguments and maneuverings of Lord Kang, Empire of Silver is so determined to stage its material with reverence that it embalms any flickers of passion or tension.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 30, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Loren's performance is as tonally off as the rest of Bergmann's jokey lark, which strings together characters and twists with amateurishly chaotic abandon.- Village Voice
- Posted May 24, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Jennifer Yuh Nelson's sequel delivers a bevy of superpowered set pieces that are dexterous and delirious, as well as tonally confident.- Village Voice
- Posted May 24, 2011
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- Nick Schager
At once a disturbing vision of escape, a cautious portrait of liberation, and an exploration of authenticity and artificiality.- Village Voice
- Posted May 17, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Kirkpatrick's color-deficient visual scheme is sturdy, but it can't compensate for a mechanical, unsubtle script.- Village Voice
- Posted May 17, 2011
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- Nick Schager
As the seductive and conniving Angelica, Cruz is luminous, albeit not enough to compensate for Marshall shrouding virtually every major set piece in nighttime fogginess.- Village Voice
- Posted May 17, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Director Leanne Pooley's documentary on the sisters and their "anarchist variety act" is definitely a formulaic bit of portraiture, but given its engaging, pioneering subjects, gimmickry is hardly needed to spice things up.- Time Out
- Posted May 10, 2011
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- Nick Schager
In countless over-the-top set pieces, Yuen delivers striking combat clarity without sacrificing the visceral editing and crazy digital effects of modern bloodbaths.- Village Voice
- Posted May 10, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Suffice it to say, life's too short for such self-indulgent glibness.- Village Voice
- Posted May 10, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Agent-turned-director Tony Krantz has a penchant for stylization that quickly slides into a velvet-painting cheesiness, which-along with the script's pseudoprofound Philosophy 101 maxims-renders the atmosphere less noirish than ridiculously cartoonish.- Time Out
- Posted May 10, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Jessica Alba gets plain-Jane crazy for An Invisible Sign, a syrupy "A Beautiful Mind" redux in which the starlet sports big brown bangs and Pippi Longstocking pigtails.- Village Voice
- Posted May 3, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Michael Goldbach's pretentious take on identity development is woefully lacking in either subversive humor or genuine pathos; the overwrought end-of-the-world backdrop of a rampaging serial killer and a toxic industrial fire only poisons the concoction further.- Time Out
- Posted May 3, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Further marred by second-rate 3-D and the sort of cornball one-liners that even a fairy godmother couldn't love, it's a tolerance-testing tale that puts the grim in Grimm.- Time Out
- Posted Apr 26, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The movie's infrequent martial-arts centerpieces deliver the feeblest of punches.- Time Out
- Posted Apr 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
That visual beauty helps compensate for a script that wastes no opportunity for heartstring tugging, often in the form of adorable tykes playing with each other and cuddling with their elders in close-up.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Rife with classic-cinema shoutouts, the film is a cutesy, toothless variation on "Mulholland Drive," one whose attempts to pay tribute to movie magic are ultimately undercut by stagey aesthetics and narrative theatricality.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 12, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Too timid to be either inspired or outrageously inept, Rio is merely a bird of a familiar feather.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 12, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The film succeeds only in turning one's stomach via implausibilities, inanities and the unwelcome sight of Brian Dennehy's naked ass.- Time Out
- Posted Apr 6, 2011
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- Nick Schager
In its didactic narration and constant on-screen introductions, the film loses a good deal of the very silence and mystery it venerates.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The film's recognition of its (and its makers') own failings doesn't stop them from being unbearably accurate.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
If not for its outsize IMAX presentation, this handsome nonfiction film would be little more than an uplifting episode of PBS's "Nature."- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
A gonzo, if somewhat gimmicky, approach to advocating healthy living; it's like Super Size Me in reverse.- Time Out
- Posted Mar 30, 2011
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