Mike D'Angelo

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For 786 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mike D'Angelo's Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Pig
Lowest review score: 0 11 Minutes
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 53 out of 786
786 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Pacino has finally started acting again, which is cause for celebration. It’ll be real cause for celebration if/when he also starts picking projects worthier than The Humbling, Danny Collins, and now Manglehorn, all of which see him struggling to find moments of truth within a contrived, borderline ludicrous scenario.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie’s only real drawback is that its singleminded approach sometimes omits crucial information.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s an unusual but surprisingly effective mix of outrageousness and sincerity, in which the four anxious revelers somehow function both as broad caricatures and as real, complex human beings.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Given the wealth of possibilities, this doc’s superficial, exceedingly polite approach is a big disappointment.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s bracing to see Basinger take on something this dark, even if the darkness is empty.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Wasikowska gives a solid, emotionally precise performance, ably supported by the men around her (especially Ifans, who relishes Monsieur Lheureux’s unctuous cajolery), and the result is intelligent and eminently watchable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    In a way, their continued ability to prank government agencies and the media speaks to how little they’ve achieved over the years, which becomes this third film’s subject.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The open secret in Amy Berg’s documentary An Open Secret is that child actors are regularly molested by the adults — managers, publicists, producers — who help them launch their careers. Such an important subject deserves a serious, thoughtful film. Instead, it got Berg (Deliver Us From Evil, West of Memphis), who’s prone to all manner of cheesy manipulation.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The human brain, this movie suggests, is the ultimate horror-movie director, and sleep-paralysis hallucinations are just an extreme form of the standard-issue nightmares we all unwillingly create on a regular basis. It’s one thing to be tormented. It’s another thing to face the grim reality that you’re tormenting yourself.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    For the most part, Pigeon is very much in the same mold as its two predecessors, which is part of the problem.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a slow-motion horror movie founded on utter nonsense.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s hard to build a story entirely on grace notes, but Lafleur comes close.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Because there’s no real narrative — just the constant effort to score and survive, plus Harley’s dysfunctional on/off love affair with Ilya — Heaven Knows What doesn’t so much conclude as just stop, which is less than totally satisfying.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    What it demonstrates most conclusively is that writer-director John Maclean, making his first feature after a career spent mostly as a musician (notably as a member of The Beta Band), knows how to tell a terrific yarn. Why he chose not to do so with the movie as a whole, then, is something of a mystery.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Without a hair-trigger renegade like Popeye Doyle or a long-awaited De Niro-Pacino showdown at its center, this procedural account, running well over two hours, takes on a certain plodding, obligatory vibe.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Most of Echoes Of War amounts to Hints Of Aggression, with the film struggling to find enough incident to reach feature length.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The whole movie is encased in air quotes, and its sole purpose, apart from that winking, is to argue that even artsy-fartsy grumps secretly identify with Hollywood wish-fulfillment. Would Guerschuny the film critic have liked The Film Critic? If so, he’s a soft touch.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The 100-Year-Old Man surely won’t conquer the U.S. box office, but it’s a nice change of pace to see a foreign film that isn’t deadly serious. We could use more subtitled belly laughs.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    If 5 Flights Up is worth seeing, it’s primarily for the pleasure of Keaton and Freeman’s company, plus maybe for some tips on buying and selling an apartment.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a mess, but it’s a commendable mess. Bonus points for ambition and nerve.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    These characters are so richly drawn, and inhabit such a precise milieu, that they deserved a less perfunctory, anticlimactic fate. The truth will allegedly set us free, but it often puts filmmakers in chains.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Superficiality reigns here. Arguably, that should dominate a movie about a fashion designer. But fashion shows run 10-20 minutes, not two and a half hours.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s refreshing to see a prestige costume drama so interested in its heroine that it treats “happily ever after” as an afterthought.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    A few dreamy interludes aside, the film’s tone is cool, dispassionate, and matter-of-fact. All that’s missing is a reason to give a damn.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The bold, arresting movie doesn’t really work, but is nonetheless almost impossible to stop watching.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    The new ending Oelhoffen has dreamed up is unsatisfying—Camus’ version was sharper, nastier, more credible—and the film never strays far from genre convention, but it’s refreshing to see a sincere paean to nobility, honor, and courage, especially one that periodically elevates the pulse with expertly mounted standoffs.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Anyone who’s seen The Miracle Worker in any form will find Marie’s Story very familiar, and even perhaps a bit rote.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 33 Mike D'Angelo
    Nicolas Cage at least manages to bring the occasional jolt of electricity to disposable genre tripe like this. Travolta is practically comatose.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Despite strenuous efforts, 24 Days fails to make the case that Halimi would be alive now had the anti-Semitism of his abductors been properly recognized. And since that’s the film’s sole reason for existence, there’s not much else to say.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Mike D'Angelo
    It can’t be faulted for its noble intentions. Like many an after-school special, however, it can be faulted in virtually every other department, including stilted performances, turgid dialogue, flat direction, and a general ignorance regarding human nature.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    So doggedly ordinary that it constantly teeters on the edge of tedium.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Félix & Meira eventually proves to have more in common with "Fill The Void," and with Burshtein’s effort to depict Orthodox Judaism as more than just a women’s prison, than it had appeared.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Caranfil, who’s made several previous features in Romanian, struggles throughout to find the right tone, mostly in vain. There’s no way to know whether he was hampered by the need to go international, but the film’s general lack of authenticity certainly doesn’t do it any favors.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Too blunt and didactic to convey the futility of war with the complexity the subject demands, Tangerines works primarily as a showcase for its trio of lead actors, who work hard to make their characters’ gradual yet quick thaw seem not just credible, but inevitable.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 33 Mike D'Angelo
    Very loosely inspired by Chopra’s 1989 feature "Parinda," this wan crime drama plays like the equivalent of a Hindi novel that’s been run through Google Translate. Everything feels rudimentary and slightly awkward, though it’s possible to discern how the material might once have been powerful.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Consequently, it’s primarily of interest to longtime fans, or to those who think they might become fans and want to take this opportunity to start at the beginning. If nothing else, this is a rare case in which a director’s feature debut doubles as his greatest-hits album. To watch it is to simultaneously see where Tsai Ming-liang came from and precisely where he was headed.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    Kill Me Three Times is reasonably absorbing while it’s in progress, if only because it succeeds in inspiring curiosity about where it’s headed, but the finale is such a blood-soaked shrugfest that it retroactively makes everything that preceded it feel like a waste of time.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The ensemble cast is strong, and the filmmaking supple, but the narrative never quite catches fire.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a movie to be mildly enjoyed and then left behind — apropos, given the subject matter.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Thompson makes Ruskin such a cardboard villain, playing on stereotypes of the cold, stuffy intellectual, that she turns Gray’s story into a tastefully dreary domestic-prison saga.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Consequently, anyone coming to Ned Rifle cold will be bewildered. But there are numerous pleasures for the initiated, from Ryan’s continuing dissolute mellifluence as Henry Fool to Simon’s rebirth as a terrible stand-up comic constantly monitoring the comments on his blog.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Plympton manages to keep it lively with one stunningly kinetic setpiece after another, many of which could easily be airlifted out of the picture to function as stand-alone shorts.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is mostly one long stalling tactic, indulging in unreliable flashbacks and narrative wheel-spinning to expand the details of its tragic scenario to feature-length. When it finally gets to what happened, though, prepare to cringe.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 33 Mike D'Angelo
    This feels more like porn than any solo feature Clark has ever made, in part because his non-pro cast is unusually wooden even by his standards.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    Boys will be boys and wealthy a--holes will be wealthy a--holes in The Riot Club, an alleged cautionary tale that revels in bad behavior for nearly two hours before finally offering up a stern “tsk, tsk, tsk.” Unlike the great gangster and outlaw movies, however, this unpleasant, moralistic film doesn’t succeed in making transgression look cathartically appealing.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    The characters inhabiting this convoluted, tough-to-follow story feel too much like chess pieces, despite the refreshing multi-ethnic cast.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Part of what made Edgar Wright’s "The World’s End" so refreshing was the way that it feinted at being a certain tired sort of movie before suddenly making a wild leap in another direction. Growing Up And Other Lies, is exactly the mediocre movie that The World’s End was pretending to be.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Marquardt hasn’t thought of a unique take on this predictable scenario, she’s merely done an expert job of disguising it. Still, the first half does function as a impressive showcase for her formal chops, as well as for Bloom’s gorgeously empathetic performance.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, despite Kikuchi’s expressively dour performance and David Zellner’s formal invention... Kumiko feels like a collection of amusing and/or depressing riffs stitched together within a context that barely matters.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Hausner’s previous feature, Lourdes, was sometimes frustratingly opaque, but at least it had a discernible pulse. Here, she seems more interested in period décor and symmetrical compositions than in Kleist, Vogel, or any of the ideas they espouse and/or embody. Her impressive formalism is hollow.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 16 Mike D'Angelo
    Katherine Heigl has exactly one funny moment in the dire black comedy Home Sweet Hell, which is still one more than anybody else has.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The biggest problem with Seymour, though, is that Hawke can’t quite find a structure or rhythm for the movie as a whole. It’s only 81 minutes long, and never remotely boring, but the feeling that it’s due to end at any moment kicks in around the midpoint and persists right up until it actually does end, like the documentary equivalent of "The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King."
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Almereyda’s sweeping cuts take material that was already problematic (though this technically isn’t one of Shakespeare's “problem plays”) and render it almost nonsensical.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    Suspense can be riveting, but 3 Hearts really needed to deploy its bomb much earlier. When it does goes off, it’s a dud.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    October Gale plays like an adaptation of a quick outline for a romantic thriller, rushed into production before anyone got around to actually writing the screenplay and fleshing things out.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    X/Y
    It’s just that the quality of Williams’ script varies wildly, from superb to dire.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    He’s (Riley Stearns) fashioned a movie that undergoes a slow, captivating metamorphosis, scene by scene, though who’s the caterpillar and who’s the cocoon remains unclear until the very end.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a sentimental streak to These Final Hours, but in the end (heh), it feels as if it’s been earned.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Earnestly well-intentioned and doggedly uncommercial, this is the kind of film that’s worth rooting for in principle, but a solid cast and evocative 35 mm photography can’t compensate for its slightly stultifying familiarity.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    '71
    The setting may be Belfast ’71, but Demange’s sensibility — first-rate suspense coupled with black-and-white politics — is much more James Cameron ’86.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a welcome throwback, moving at a brisk clip and allowing its impressive cast to embody some cherished archetypes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The images are gorgeous, but they’re gorgeous in a void; unlike in The Silver Cliff, the intended connection to the people who inhabit them is missing. Possibly Aïnouz let autobiographical impulses lead him astray. Or maybe he’s an avant-garde filmmaker at heart.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Nothing even remotely wild touches this generic indie movie, which embraces every imaginable cliché in depicting the emotional travails of a sensitive kid in mourning. There isn’t a wolf in it, nor a fox, nor a hog, nor much of anything else. Maybe a chicken.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    As a sequel, Queen & Country doesn’t work at all, primarily because Boorman waited far too long.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, Digging Up The Marrow is more of an affectionate comedy than a horror movie, despite a third act that features some tense moments and hostile critters.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Accidental Love isn’t very good—and might never have been very good, judging from the general air of desperation—but much of it is identifiably Russell’s work, and its scattered best moments recall Huckabees’ inspired loopiness.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    In the end, despite its quirky twists on the genre, Wyrmwood is just another zombie flick, riffing on its predecessors and hoping that’ll suffice. It needed more creativity. Or more passion. Both, maybe?
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The result is more often amusing than gut-busting, but it doesn’t wear out its welcome, and that’s fairly impressive in itself.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Mike D'Angelo
    Come third-act time, however, Enter The Dangerous Mind goes straight into the toilet, transforming into Jim: Portrait Of A Schizophrenic Serial Killer.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    On the plus side, Collins (Mirror Mirror, The Blind Side) and Claflin (Finnick Odair in the Hunger Games franchise) are both appealing enough, even if their chemistry makes Rosie and Alex’s we’re-just-pals stance appear even more ludicrous than intended.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    At its best, Losing Ground suggests a wobbly filmmaker who was robbed of the chance to steady herself. At its worst, it’s still a fascinating time capsule.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Both Water Lilies and Tomboy explored similar material—fluctuating sexual/gender identity and adolescent heartbreak—but Sciamma’s touch is lighter and more nuanced in Girlhood, which refuses to pin any of its characters down, even in their vacillations.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Unfortunately, this promising material turns out to be merely the setup for a thoroughly generic action flick in which a gang of thieves without much honor attempt to pull off one last big heist. In the long, dispiriting slide to mediocrity thereafter, McGregor largely relapses into cute-rascal mode.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s something icky about a life-threatening coma that serves no function except to engineer a meet-cute.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Mike D'Angelo
    At its core, this is one of the most incisive, penetrating, and empathetic films ever made about what it truly means to love another person, audaciously disguised as salacious midnight-movie fare. No better picture is likely to surface all year.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    For every element that doesn’t work...there’s a moment that crackles with electricity and conviction.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Set and shot in a small coal-mining town in West Virginia, this earnest, well-intentioned melodrama creates a number of potentially compelling figures, only to shove them into contrived corners that undermine the film’s sense of authenticity. It’s as if The Sweet Hereafter had been infected by Babel.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Drama is driven by conflict, but in this particular case it’s the calm between the storms that captivates.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s the kind of sprawling, everything’s-connected moral tapestry that reached its nadir with Paul Haggis’ inexplicable Oscar winner Crash—not remotely as dire, thankfully, but with many of the same fundamental flaws.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    Marsan does his best to convey his character’s essential decency, but he’s hamstrung by Pasolini’s insistence on underscoring the emptiness of John’s existence at every opportunity.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    At times, Porumboiu’s mix of repetition and resignation recalls Samuel Beckett, and if the overall result is more of a clever exercise than a proper movie, it’ll still have some dryly amusing appeal for those who appreciate intellectual absurdism.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    [Graf's] handsomely mounted, beautifully acted epic biopic (running just shy of three hours) succeeds in reducing the lives of three important figures in German literary history to a rather banal love triangle.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    For all three hours and change, it’s never less than interesting, but it’s also never much more than interesting.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    There are a couple of exciting set pieces, including a superb chase sequence in which Abel pursues one of the hijackers along some train tracks, but A Most Violent Year is primarily interested in detailing the ways in which moral gray areas inevitably shade into true darkness.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    In his three previous films (The Return, The Banishment, Elena), Zvyagintsev frequently pushed past sober into dour, leaning too heavily on a characteristically Soviet sense of gloom and doom... Leviathan is another downer, but it’s considerably looser and livelier than its predecessors, verging at times on black comedy.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 90 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a film that captures humanity at its best and its worst, sometimes simultaneously.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Epics tend to get extra respect — bonus points for ambition, one might say — and while Ceylan’s film is a decidedly intimate example of the genre, it was clearly perceived, in advance, as an important work just by virtue of its sheer heft.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a magnificently acrid showcase for two idiosyncratic actors who seem uncannily in tune with each other, even as their characters are out of sync.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Little Feet barely even qualifies as slight. It’s more of a limbering exercise for its director than a full-fledged project, and it’s overly reliant on his offspring’s minor charms.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Confirms director and co-screenwriter Serge Bozon as one of French cinema’s true oddballs.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    If it merits no other superlative, Mommy is unquestionably the most hyperactive movie of the year. It begins at a fever pitch and maintains that degree of in-your-face intensity for well over two hours, to either exhilarating or exhausting effect, depending on one’s tolerance level.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    What’s most frustrating about The Captive is that it includes all the elements for a potentially great Egoyan movie—they’re just buried in the mountain of schlock.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mike D'Angelo
    The only thing worse than useless trash is useless trash with delusions of grandeur.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    With no compelling characters in sight, and a director whose formal acumen begins and ends with forbidding locations (in this case, underwater), Pioneer has to lean on its drab story.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    People tend to equate great acting with demonstrative emoting, but knowing when not to telegraph what a character is feeling is just as crucial. Sometimes, walking from point A to point Z — simply, without fuss — is all that’s required.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Mike D'Angelo
    Zero Motivation never stops being sharply funny, and there’s scarcely a hint of didacticism in its depiction of female soldiers who are essentially treated as a secretarial pool, so bored that they have to invent tasks to perform and create melodrama from scratch.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The Imitation Game is at its best when it focuses on the collision between cryptography and proto-programming. (No individual can truly be said to have invented the computer, but Turing comes close.)
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The result is predictably, frustratingly bloated and meandering, even as the short’s charms remain largely intact.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s biggest drawback is its essentially passive nature, which prevents it from ever building to a crescendo.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Happy Valley’s interviews with figures directly related to the case—Paterno’s widow and sons; Sandusky’s adopted stepson, who suddenly declared himself another of Sandusky’s victims toward the end of the trial, after having previously denied having been abused—shed no light on the subject whatsoever, coming across like an obligatory waste of time.

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