Mike D'Angelo

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For 786 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mike D'Angelo's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Pig
Lowest review score: 0 11 Minutes
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 53 out of 786
786 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Works best when it straddles the same line between mild hostility and equally mild affection.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    All the same, Tickled does shine a much-needed light on that individual’s long history of abusive behavior, which has resulted in only a light slap on the wrist, thanks to inherited wealth and the power it confers.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Orson Welles famously called filmmaking “the biggest electric-train set any boy ever had,” and Raiders! captures that spirit without inviting the mockery that, say, American Movie does.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Rich detail and strong performances do battle with coming-of-age clichés in King Jack, an indie drama that winds up feeling overly beholden to the dictates of various screenwriting manuals.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    From Afar plays like a typical first feature, with ambition outstripping execution by a hefty margin.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Without Wong Kar-Wai’s visual grandeur to provide a sense of the epic, The Final Master just lurches clumsily from one scene to the next, flatlining whenever fists aren’t flying.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The Ones Below is a thriller that exasperates more than it thrills.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    In short, this is yet another doc that would make a first-rate book or lengthy article, gaining almost nothing from its chosen medium apart from (maybe) greater exposure. There’s no legitimate taxonomic reason for this material to be designated a film.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a fascinating story here, but the movie never gets out of its own way long enough to tell it.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    It does offer a very amusing portrait of guile and idiocy. Think of it as a divertissement. Both Austen and Stillman would surely approve.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s worth seeing just for its object lesson in how shifts in perspective can radically alter the tenor and meaning of material that might otherwise come across as pompously silly.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Being Charlie is Rob Reiner’s best film in at least two decades — admittedly a low bar to clear, given the competition (which includes such forgotten piffle as Alex & Emma and Rumor Has It…), but even a modest Meathead comeback is more than welcome.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Perugorría is such a terrific, soulful actor that he makes Viva’s predictable dramatic trajectory — disapproving dad slowly grows to accept his child’s differences, while the kid gradually learns to forgive his father’s lifelong absence — seem a bit less moldy.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The only way to enjoy this movie is to concentrate on its frequently stunning compositions and ignore the fact that none of it makes even a tiny lick of sense.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is grotesque and bizarre without ever really being funny, and while the sight of Mikkelsen as a nebbishy loser is initially bracing, the novelty wears off fast, leaving little else.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 33 Mike D'Angelo
    Nina has been so thoroughly misconceived, on virtually every level, that the only less interesting portrait imaginable would be one that takes place entirely when Nina Simone was in utero.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Brizé doesn’t have the Dardennes’ gift for narrative complexity, and he stacks the deck against his hero more than is really necessary.... But The Measure Of A Man’s beating heart is Lindon’s performance.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    Beautiful people living in beautiful houses surrounded by stunningly beautiful Canadian landscapes dominate the aptly titled An Eye For Beauty, which unfortunately also demands a stomach for tedium.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Writer-director Gabriel Mascaro doesn’t really have a story to tell about these folks, but he does have a wealth of almost documentary-style detail to share, plus style to burn, and that’s nearly enough.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Mike D'Angelo
    Almost paralyzingly dull until its last few minutes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    So give Don Cheadle credit for innovation, at least: His Miles Davis biopic (which he directed, co-wrote, and stars in), Miles Ahead, tackles the problem head-on… by inventing cinematic things for Davis to do when he’s not playing music, including ludicrous car chases and gunfights.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    A non-professional making his screen debut, Paradot serves up plenty of volatility, but he never quite succeeds in making Malony seem like a kid with real potential that’s being squandered.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Valley Of Love is at its best when it wanders away from its ostensible premise and just lets two old pros connect, riffing lightly on our knowledge of their real-life histories.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    With a cast this talented...Get A Job is never painful to endure, but neither does it ever rise above lazy mediocrity.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    What makes this film more potentially enticing to Westerners than the seven films that preceded it? Two words: food porn.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a rote hatchet job, rehashing information that virtually everyone already knows, but at least it facilitates one of the year’s oddest and gutsiest performances.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Egoyan will not be getting an Oscar nomination for this picture. But after a long creative slump, he may have found a new calling.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie isn’t afraid to go to some dark places.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Viewers will be torn between admiring its laid-back naturalism and wishing it possessed just a little more oomph.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Anyone merely hoping for more gravity-defying fight sequences will be reasonably satisfied by Sword Of Destiny, which chugs along amiably enough and never goes very long without a skirmish of some sort.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Dialogue is witless (though at least there are no pop-culture references), and the kids are all generic types with pre-packaged personalities.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    An opportunity to see the Sutherlands onscreen together — with Donald playing Kiefer’s disapproving preacher dad — is the only new thing that Forsaken has to offer. Whether that’s enough will vary according to taste.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The film is low-key and evenhanded to a fault, resisting opportunities for melodrama at every turn; it radiates intelligence and fairness, which, while admirable, don’t exactly inspire a strong emotional response.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The script is consistently either overexplicit or undernourished, and there’s only so much two fine actors can do.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mike D'Angelo
    One can make a creepy demonic horror movie, or one can make a sorrowful exposé about a real-world phenomenon that destroyed multiple families, but it’s exceedingly difficult to make both at the same time.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    That Tumbledown sort of works in spite of all its clichés is a testament to the gifts of its two lead actors.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    All Iceland all the time, and while it failed to snag a foreign-language Oscar nomination (after winning the top prize in the Un Certain Regard section at Cannes last year), it does its country proud.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie is almost literally a trial to watch, demonstrating all the passion and excitement of an unedited C-SPAN broadcast.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Lazer Team is carried along by the sheer enthusiasm of its main quartet....It’s just too bad that there’s less wit in the dialogue than there is in the Barenaked Ladies’ closing-credits song.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    To the extent that the film has an emotional journey, it’s the story of this man’s very, very slight moral awakening, which achieves nothing whatsoever and doesn’t necessarily look as if it’s going to stick.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Neither Ripstein nor his wife and regular screenwriter, Paz Alicia Garciadiego, succeed in unearthing (or inventing) anything of more than sensational interest from this tragedy.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    On a moment-to-moment basis, A Perfect Day is reasonably engaging, mostly because of its novel milieu—there haven’t been many films about foreign aid workers, and Farías clearly amassed a wealth of anecdotes during her time with DWB. Trouble is, it plays like a collection of anecdotes.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Intruders ultimately comes across like basic-cable schlock (or is it Netflix schlock now?), slightly redeemed by the germ of a great idea, even if said idea never truly germinates.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 33 Mike D'Angelo
    Still, it’s dispiriting to see him (Nelson) produce something as turgid and heavy-handed as Anesthesia, which employs a dozen or so cardboard characters as mouthpieces for singularly unilluminating thoughts about the ways in which people struggle to bury their unhappiness.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    Many will guess the resolution of Michael and Lisa’s affair well in advance. That scarcely matters, though, given how beautifully distinctive Anomalisa is from moment to moment.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Moore here makes his strongest bona fide argument in ages, albeit one that still gleefully stacks the deck and avoids examining possible downsides too carefully. He even comes across as genuinely patriotic, in his own way.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Mike D'Angelo
    Both Rockwell and Clement are back for the latest Hess production, Don Verdean, which can’t even work up enough comic energy to be considered bad.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Like many of Joe Swanberg’s recent efforts, Stinking Heaven plays like a potentially strong idea for a movie that never quite takes shape, which is the problem with “writing” a movie while the camera rolls.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Youth is slightly less garish and bombastic than his Italian pictures (which include The Great Beauty and Il Divo), but it’s no less free-associative, building meaning from juxtapositions that feel largely intuitive. If you’re on Sorrentino’s wavelength, that can feel liberating. If not, “oppressive” might be a better word.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    We’re talking maximum sound and fury, and while no movie that stars Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard could signify nothing, this one doesn’t signify a whole lot.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Poekel isn’t interested in something as mundane as a new romance. He’s basically trying to make Seasonal Affective Disorder: The Movie, and comes damn close to pulling it off. He has a tremendous ally in Audley, who gives one of the year’s best performances (albeit one destined to receive no awards and scant attention).
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The first words spoken in Victor Frankenstein are “You know the story,” and anyone who simply mutters “Yep,” gets up, and heads back to the box office for a refund will be well ahead of the game.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    Haynes has pulled off something remarkable here, without a trace of winking or archness. It’s been a long time since the movies have seen a fuse of pure ardor burn this slowly and steadily, leading to such an unexpectedly moving explosion of resolve.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    The result, while less poetic and artful than Eugenides’ book or Coppola’s film, is much more emotionally direct, and pulls off a very tricky balancing act between bemoaning its characters’ fate and celebrating their resilience.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    A compelling story might have succeeded in overcoming those cosmetic distractions, but Bettany only offers an overwrought romance.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Rather than aim for uproarious, it constantly settles for amusing.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Part of the problem is that Theeb, while running only 100 minutes, takes nearly an hour to set up its basic premise.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The sheer variety of humanity that Wiseman documents keeps the film lively, and he finds plenty of terrific subjects.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    If the film fails to deliver wonders, it does offer substantial pleasures.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    At long last, Nasty Baby decides what it wants to be: a complete mess.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Given the number of films nowadays that would be just as enjoyable with both sound and picture turned off, a superlative soundtrack is nothing to sneeze at.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The Russian Woodpecker is ostensibly an investigative documentary, but there’s precious little investigation; its primary subject, Fedor Alexandrovich, is peddling a hypothesis for which he offers no tangible evidence whatsoever.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    The film bears the subtitle The Stanley Milgram Story, but it’s most effective when it strenuously avoids biopic conventions, focusing intently on the man’s controversial professional life.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Shooting an entire feature film continuously, without a single cut, is a dumb idea. It was a dumb idea 67 years ago, when Alfred Hitchcock attempted to create the illusion of having done so in "Rope" (hiding the necessary edits by zooming into actors’ backs), and it’s still a dumb idea today, when lightweight video cameras make the feat genuinely possible.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Mike D'Angelo
    For those attuned to Maddin’s goofy sense of humor, it’s easily the funniest movie he’s ever made—a series of several dozen comic shorts strung together on a ludicrous clothesline. The only downside is that the experience, at just shy of two hours, can be a trifle exhausting.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    That sense of mystery definitely keeps Partisan intriguing, though it also creates expectations that Kleiman, who co-wrote the screenplay with Sarah Cyngler, isn’t especially interested in fulfilling.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    At its heart, The Martian is an unapologetically stirring celebration of our ability, as a species, to solve even the most daunting problems via rational thought, step by step by step. It’s basically "Human Ingenuity: The Movie."
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, what makes Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead valuable is the sense it provides of how savage and uncompromising the National Lampoon was in its heyday.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    So long as the film focuses on that spiky rapport, and on the authentic, lived-in textures of the American Midwest, it’s thoroughly enjoyable. Unfortunately, the grittiness and weary pathos ultimately gives way to a disappointingly pat finale, undermining everything that came before.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The real problem is that Ozon can’t quite decide whether he’s making the crowd-pleasing tale of a cross-dresser’s empowerment or the thornier, more compelling tale of a woman who tries to recreate her dead best friend, "Vertigo"-style (and then sleep with her).
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s an uncommonly bold gambit, expressly designed to frustrate people who want to see a strong woman deliver a righteous ass kicking. The progressivism here is instead rooted in futility and despair, which provides much more of a valuable shock to the system.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Breathe, the second feature directed by French actress Mélanie Laurent (best known for playing the vengeful Shoshanna in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds), tackles the subject from a refreshingly novel angle, depicting a platonic friendship that quickly grows toxic.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a less pointed and implicitly feminist work than such classics as "Raise The Red Lantern" and "The Story Of Qiu Ju" —one could even call it a shameless weepie. Still, it’s a welcome throwback to one of the most emotionally wrenching actor-director partnerships in film history.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Does a pretty good job at keeping the jokes wry and low-key, with just a few detours into broader, Will Ferrell-ish territory.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Don’t get too excited: Not only is there nothing especially dirty about Dirty Weekend, the latest and lamest film by erstwhile provocateur Neil LaBute, but the movie doesn’t even occupy an entire weekend.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a rah-rah element to The Second Mother that undermines its sociological ambition.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Fans of Robert C. O’Brien’s 1974 novel will likely be appalled. Those unfamiliar with the cult classic, on the other hand, are more likely to scratch their heads in bewilderment, wondering how a yarn with such potential is so suddenly derailed.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    Desplechin’s pictures can be as maddening as they are exhilarating, and the same is true of The Mend, which sometimes seems in danger of over dosing on its own stylistic flourishes. Nonetheless, it’s a hugely promising introduction to a director who’s just getting started.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    With so much talent involved, there are inevitably some amusing moments, which keep tedium at least partly at bay.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    People Places Things, though reportedly also based on Strouse’s own experience, plays like a mediocre, bloated sitcom episode — never novel or insightful, and only moderately funny.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    How one responds to Meru will largely depend on whether its three subjects come across as heroically courageous or suicidally reckless.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Goldthwait stays behind the camera, but his long personal history with Crimmins provides him with access that no other filmmaker would likely have been able to get, given how ferociously the man guards his privacy.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    A surprisingly nasty piece of work, more reminiscent of old John Dahl thrillers from the ’90s (Red Rock West, The Last Seduction) than of "Let’s Be Cops."
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    What primarily comes across is a film about squandered creativity that itself ignores and trivializes the creative process, pretending that child prodigies produce masterworks unconsciously, like a chicken laying eggs. That’s a poor lesson to impart.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Listen To Me Marlon suffers from an atrocious score that frequently sounds like it belongs in a useless Oscar montage, and it doesn’t reveal much about Brando that cinephiles don’t already know. But the man himself is endlessly fascinating, so it’s hard to fault a movie that ditches anything extraneous (especially talking-head testimonials) in order to let him tell his own story in his own words.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Its innocuous take on pregnancy is its most substantial flaw.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s just not enough meat on these bones, and what meat there is has been thoroughly chewed over. Authentic casting doesn’t guarantee anything.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Was there a pressing need for yet another rendition of this story? Should it come around again (and it likely will), a unique perspective on the events would be welcome.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Mike D'Angelo
    For the most part, Tamhane improbably succeeds in creating a damning courtroom drama that derives much of its power from observing the cogs in the machinery when the machine is switched off.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    What We Did On Our Holiday sets up a sturdy comic scenario and then proceeds to head in another direction altogether—one that’s nearly impossible to anticipate, making the film much more of a goofy delight than would have seemed likely at the outset.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    It doesn’t help that Boulevard is a movie that feels at least a decade past its sell-by date, if not two.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Jimmy’s Hall is one of [Loach's] clunkers: Footloose set in 1930s Ireland, basically, with jazz in lieu of Kenny Loggins.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Whatever one’s moral qualms regarding the Autodefensas—and Heineman makes a point of showing that Mireles, who’s married, has a penchant for using his celebrity to seduce much younger women—there’s no denying the engrossing nature of the footage shown here, or that the people involved are fighting for their own lives.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Mike D'Angelo
    The film isn’t remotely funny or insightful enough to justify spending an hour and a half in such intensely disagreeable company.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s not much to Jackie & Ryan, which is what almost makes it something special.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    The Little Death never feels remotely of a piece, and is likely to find its proper audience months from now when the individual sketches show up on YouTube.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Mike D'Angelo
    The Princess Of France ambles from one low-key encounter to another, rarely engaging directly with the Bard, and never elevating its heart rate beyond the resting level.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Mike D'Angelo
    Escobar: Paradise Lost employs this structure in a way that divides the movie neatly in half: one hour of tedious expository flashback followed by one hour of solidly exciting present-tense thriller action.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Mike D'Angelo
    The ideas are admirably heady, and Phang, making just her second feature (after 2008’s little-seen Half-Life), demonstrates a sure hand with both her imaginative milieu and her cast.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Mike D'Angelo
    Gabriel, the first feature written and directed by Lou Howe, gives Culkin an opportunity to demonstrate serious range, and he takes full advantage; if this film doesn’t ignite his career, it’ll only be because too few people see it.

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