Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Without a more probing look into her artistry, it’s hard to think of Olympia as a definitive Dukakis profile — though it’s certainly an unusual celebrity documentary.
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    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Perhaps, despite its lack of structure, the film will inspire a new generation to investigate this funny lady who could sing the lights out.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The slapstick generally works and the movie milks Bautista’s sheer size and roughness, compared with tiny Coleman’s crafty fearlessness. Much of the story is telegraphed, but it’s not about shocks or surprises. It’s a charming diversion stocked with people who are fun to watch.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Unfortunately, the movie’s thriller elements amount to pale reflections of many other works.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film fails to coalesce largely because viewers are left to wonder what joins the couple in the first place.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    While it’s sometimes dizzying in its visuals or its joy, it’s often not cute. It can be fun, even exhilarating. It can also carry the emotional impact of loss.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The film drifts from grown-up to kid problems with mostly anecdotal evidence but very little science to back it up. It tries to cover too much ground in 71 minutes without going deeply into any of the areas it lightly explores.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Tammy’s Always Dying is a richly observed comedy-drama. Johnson’s direction is intelligent and restrained.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.
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    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The handcrafted feel of the film is mainly a virtue, setting it apart from the vast majority of animated fare.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    Abe
    It almost works as food porn when we spend some time in Chico’s kitchen, but we never linger long enough for the experience to marinate.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The filmmakers cast several comic performers — Adam Pally as the dad, Tichina Arnold as the grandmother, Ken Marino as the bad guy — but there aren’t really opportunities for them to shine. Arnold seems to have the most fun with it. The Main Event, sadly, never gets off the mat.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    What results is an emotional appeal that highlights a grave problem but doesn’t give the viewer the scientific, factual foundation to be completely convinced. The film also doesn’t offer solutions.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    One suspects Inside the Rain is a labor of love. One wishes its makers would have let us in enough to love it as well.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Dosed works best as a purely anecdotal, personal chronicle of a friend’s struggle with addiction therapies. It is not recommended as a substitute for scientific conclusions.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story is struck from a familiar template: inactive protagonist, dead parent, worries about popularity, a regional competition looming. But the film distinguishes itself from there, largely due to the direction of “Fast Color’s” Julia Hart.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Perhaps the slickly made documentary overstates the cultural impact of a little-seen and widely disliked film. However, it earns points for scraping at the surface of something rarely discussed in film fandom — homosexuality in horror.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film is well-intentioned and rooted in harrowing real-life stories. Unfortunately, it’s made in the style of British television, with cinematic clichés that telegraph outcomes. The heavy-handed use of music, in particular, is intrusive.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The gags are often better in theory than practice.
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    • 30 Michael Ordoña
    Apparently, at least 400 women fought as men during the Civil War, but the perplexing Union is not the exploration they deserve.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Interesting and timely, The Red Sea Diving Resort highlights the plight of refugees and casts those helping them in a heroic light, but it doesn’t quite deliver dramatically.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Sometimes the cheekiness works and sometimes the empowerment theme feels forced.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film, based on Romain Puértolas’ novel, has clever touches and is consistently engaging, if meandering.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film gets laughs from a script emphasizing Steve’s awkwardness and the soundtrack’s use of ’80s power ballads. Of course, nothing in it is as endearing as the birds themselves. The mere sight of their fat bodies waddling across the ice gets the warmest response of all.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Highwaymen captures, through the eyes of common people, the perceived rebel spirit that made the couple folk heroes during the Great Depression. It establishes through wardrobe and production design how rough that era was. It’s not just a setting; it’s a grim and desperate worldview.
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    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s light on the science and heavy on the action.
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    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The dialogue is often stiff, the action and plotting unlikely, making the romance hard to swallow. The appealing Uddin and Raymonde do generate enough chemistry in their fleeting time together to keep the proposition afloat.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The action is violent and improbable but not staged with particular pizazz.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Michael Ordoña
    The enjoyment one wants from GIs fighting these creatures is stunted by the film’s lack of energy and imagination.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Michael Ordoña
    There's also no point in paying the 3-D ticket price for occasional bits of gristle flying your way, or blurry action shots. Whereas the first "Saw" got marks for originality, the filmmakers have so lost their fastballs that this one's extreme gore provokes either laughter or sleep.

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