Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
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    • 30 Michael Ordoña
    If tension was the filmmakers’ aim, they decisively miss — especially if it was meant to come from the puzzlingly casual sniper situation. Any possibility of buying into the story’s reality is defused by the soldiers being so dang gabby, and loudly so.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    It’s an insightful, deeply felt film that lets us in on a personal evolution.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film mixes horror elements with surreal fantasy and the crushing realism of a serious family drama. It’s metaphorical, vague but also precise in its specificity for the horrific trials these people are to face — their personal hell.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It isn’t exactly terrifying, but is well-acted and sinister enough to rise (levitate ominously?) above the pack.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The Informer isn’t bad. It’s just nothing special. It relies too much on familiar elements. It’s the same throbbing score, the same expected betrayals and the same smiling, sadistic bad guys.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    “Wolfboy” is a compassionate film with some insight into being different and into the destructiveness of letting the world’s unkindness shape one’s self view.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    If scares are the movie’s raison d’etre, though, it’s hard to imagine Spell will frighten anyone but those vulnerable to a few bits of graphic gore.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    In such troubled times, one supposes there’s comfort to be found in the lack of adventurousness of Holidate, but it’s like opening the same present again and again.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Little attention is paid to the vernacular or physicality of the period. The depths of emotions aren’t plumbed.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Cinematically, it draws influence from Terence Malick, but in a good way. It’s atmospheric, but not at the expense of emotion and humor.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It’s one of those pseudo-thrillers with car chases and shootouts in which it’s hard to invest yourself because its rules seem fungible.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The Kid Detective is an unexpected mix of disparate elements that in the wrong hands could have resulted in lumpy parody but, fortunately, pours out as something smooth, funny, dark and potent.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Ordoña
    The “pranks” just aren’t funny. The whole premise isn’t funny.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Aggie is a well-made portrait of an admirable woman you come away feeling you’d like to meet.
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    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    There are nagging narrative gaps and some jumping around — while that’s a bit jarring, one supposes it’s apropos for the film’s handmade feel. This isn’t an official document; it’s a fan’s eyewitness account.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Is Faith Based the answer to the prayers of comedy-starved movie buffs? Not entirely, but it’s no plague of locusts, either.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s refreshing to come at the spy genre from a different angle and rewarding to be introduced to these extraordinary women. Just don’t expect a pulse-pounder or even a particularly atmospheric, experiential film.
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    • 20 Michael Ordoña
    You forgive much due to obvious budgetary constraints. But the excruciatingly slow, soapy storytelling stifles emotional energy. It’s not easy to follow, hampered by severe logical lapses. Character threads abruptly drop. How anyone feels about anyone is unclear at any given moment.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    While the result may be scattershot at times, the achievements of these badass professionals are worth a look — especially if, like this writer, you believe an Oscar category for stunt performers is long overdue.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The point of DiMaria’s absorbing and passionate documentary is there was much more to his uncle than being one of the “others” in an infamous murder spree.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Eight Hundred fetishizes martyrdom, but for those seeking big-screen, epic violence, it’s pretty much the only game in town.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    In a pandemic, some might call the film a beacon of hope; others might prefer science to prayer for salvation. As a piece of cinema, though, Fatima is unlikely to be canonized.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    As the film focuses more tightly on [Ressa], it becomes a more gripping document. And it certainly is gripping, as the cloud of menace threatening her becomes firmer.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It’s full of missed opportunities and lacking in telling details.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    A breezy, energizing and fun look at the hip-hop and improv theater collective
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Nothing here is especially revealing or deep; but the doc is pleasantly positive, and it does have something to say about how the expectations for dads today are higher than ever.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    What emerges is a chilling portrait of what happens when people in power just ignore sociopolitical norms and behave as though the rules don’t apply to them.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story of that one miserable shoot is still a useful way to consider both the brilliance of Sellers and the damage he wrought, as well as demonstrating the ludicrous leeway granted to celebrities and the ways that obvious warning signs of possible mental illness often went unheeded.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Like a lot of recent documentaries about the overdue reckoning for sexual predators in positions of power, Athlete A is a reminder that the rot is sometimes within the system itself, not just within the criminals it benefits.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The whole point of this illuminating and often moving film is that all of these people have a tale to tell — and one that’s not as simple as Hollywood would have it.

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