Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Profile works on several levels — as a cinematic feat, dual character study, gripping thriller … and as a cautionary tale.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The scenery’s gorgeous, Redgrave and Bergin are pros, Tom Everett Scott is fittingly gross as the selfish stage dad and Goodacre has some charm. But the film forgot to graft a personality onto its protagonist and seems so determined to be PG-clean that sparks between the leads are … hard to “find.”
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Paper Tigers may not be a deep comment on aging or friendship, but it has enough humor and action to make it worth a few rounds.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story moves crisply, though with all the twists and the lack of introductions to the main players, it’s not easy to follow at first. The fights and chases are handled expertly (the “action director” is Jung Doo); they’re dynamic but believable and deliver emotional impact.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The distinctive visual style is notably fluid and detailed. The layout artists craft lovely painted environments with rich textures. The action is enjoyable and character-specific. As one would expect from an anime this popular, the imagination is off the charts.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    In any genre, a distinct filmmaking voice and clever avoidance of cliches earns a closer look; perhaps even more so in the realm of sci-fi/horror. And no spoilers, but where Come True lands is extremely satisfying.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Boss Level takes a well-worn gag and injects energy, showing the genre is still a game worth playing.
    • Los Angeles Times
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Pixie isn’t exactly magical, but amusing enough whenever Cooke’s character casts her spell
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Ordoña
    We get slivers of moments and feelings described rather than experienced.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    A First Farewell is a gorgeously shot window into a world most of us hadn’t looked through before, but it’s worth examining the meanings of its images.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    Whatever its goals, the filmmaking is uninspired. It’s heavily reliant on clichés, especially in its use of score, the lone-wolf cop and familiar devices to build tension.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Not much happens in the understated British comedy Days of the Bagnold Summer, and that’s rather the point. It’s a truthful and sometimes moving slice of life (and cake) elevated by vivid lead performances.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It will surprise none of Merlant’s fans that she gives herself over to the role. Whatever you think of Jeanne’s attachment, Merlant lets you in on Jeanne’s feelings. You believe this really matters to her.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Ordoña
    Breaking News in Yuba County lacks both the form and substance to cash in on its acting assets.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    While the movie is hit and miss, under the rookie’s direction, several veteran actors still turn in solid work.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Rams isn’t earth-shattering, but real-feeling and engaging, with a strong cast and fine sheep and a good dog.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    M.C. Escher: Journey to Infinity succeeds where so many documentaries about artists fail: It provides real insight into the art. It’s a welcome trip for those fascinated by his iconic, mind-bending depictions of illusions, evolutions and eternal cycles.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    No Man’s Land comes out of the blue to comment memorably on the immigration crisis by simply giving human life its due. It’s wise and empathetic and worth a watch.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Marksman is more drama than thriller, but really more old-fashioned western than anything else — and a familiar one at that.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Beautiful Something Left Behind, which won the documentary award at last year’s South by Southwest Film Festival when the film was called “An Elephant in the Room,” serves as a snapshot of kids in emotional crises, but sadly, little more.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    While Fatale isn’t special, it’s better than most specimens of the genre due to its turns (again, I recommend skipping the trailer — which also makes it look like a differently made film, one using bolder cinematic techniques) and Swank’s exploration of her character.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    If it’s an Ip Man adventure you’re looking for in which he’s a full-on superhero, this one exists. Just know you’re getting the B Team.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The movie is Barrymore’s, of course. Even after the initial jolt of seeing her as a cursing hellion and an ambitious hanger-on wears off, she does not disappoint.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It’s smart and engaging once it gets going and presents a tense, fun labyrinth for viewers to navigate. One just wishes the cheese at the end were more rewarding.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    There’s much to like about the road-trip comedy Half Brothers. It’s funny, smart, topical and even touching at times. But it’s hard to overcome the inescapable rot at its center.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The new David Bowie biopic Stardust could be marketed as “Bowie as you’ve never seen him,” but it feels like “Bowie as no one ever saw him.”
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Run
    Chloe’s determination and smarts make Run much more enjoyable to watch than the vast majority of specimens of the genre. She credibly thinks her way through problems. When things are dire, she ratchets up her courage — and Allen sells us on it all.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    In Embattled, the human side feels explored, as if the film could have been made without the MMA scenes and still been a worthwhile watch. But it does have those adrenaline-injecting fights, so … all the better.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The new Margot Robbie vehicle Dreamland seems to be about legends, the price of escape, maybe unreliable narrators — but ends up not saying much about any of them.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The ending that seems meant to be wistful, even magical, reads instead as appalling, lamentable, gloomy, however you want to say “the opposite of wondrous and happy.”

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