Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film fails to coalesce largely because viewers are left to wonder what joins the couple in the first place.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The picture’s too rosy to feel real. Its elements of posthumous, loving advice and inevitable tragedy make for good bones. But this portrait is too clean, too unquestioning, too accepting, to get to the marrow.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    “All the Streets” feels niche to a fault.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The action is violent and improbable but not staged with particular pizazz.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Odom, surely one of the busiest actors working today, gives a committed performance but lacks chemistry with either of his onscreen wives. A sense of lightness, of fun, of the alchemy between two people is missing, though it would seem crucial to drive the story.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Brown-Easley’s story is interesting and the film’s acting is committed. Unfortunately, as a cinematic experience, Breaking fails to compel.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film is well-intentioned and rooted in harrowing real-life stories. Unfortunately, it’s made in the style of British television, with cinematic clichés that telegraph outcomes. The heavy-handed use of music, in particular, is intrusive.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Perhaps the slickly made documentary overstates the cultural impact of a little-seen and widely disliked film. However, it earns points for scraping at the surface of something rarely discussed in film fandom — homosexuality in horror.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    At its best, “Erupcja” feels truthful, even insightful. At its worst, it’s an off-putting selfie of the chronically self-absorbed, like a big-screen “Girls.” It does offer an interesting perspective on its case of apparent synchronicity late in the film, but leaves plenty for viewers to ponder on their own.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Ultimately, “The Long Walk” is a heartfelt metaphorical drama about people bonding under duress. Instead of focusing on the darker side of human nature one might expect from the average dystopian film, it finds power in small acts of connection.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    What results is an emotional appeal that highlights a grave problem but doesn’t give the viewer the scientific, factual foundation to be completely convinced. The film also doesn’t offer solutions.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    You don't go to this film for Sorkinesque repartee; you go for the world's longest chainsaw, or equal-opportunity genital mutilations, or very, very long bludgeonings. And here they are, in buckets.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    You want to see Eddie Murphy surrounded by some Christmas-themed silliness. And on that score, it’s fine enough, but destined for regifting.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Beautiful Something Left Behind, which won the documentary award at last year’s South by Southwest Film Festival when the film was called “An Elephant in the Room,” serves as a snapshot of kids in emotional crises, but sadly, little more.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Kraven the Hunter will sate fans with Taylor-Johnson’s action bona fides and its fine cast. But those same fans may be less-than enthusiastic about the idea that, with no Spider-Man and no franchise to move forward, this one essentially has nowhere to go.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The Informer isn’t bad. It’s just nothing special. It relies too much on familiar elements. It’s the same throbbing score, the same expected betrayals and the same smiling, sadistic bad guys.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    While the movie is hit and miss, under the rookie’s direction, several veteran actors still turn in solid work.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Encounter has its moments, but it suffers from multiple storytelling approaches that don’t mesh.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Don’t expect surprises or something to ideologically critique. This is kooky carnage. You came for Dave Bautista stomping a motorcycle into submission, and damn it, that’s what you’re gonna get.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Bana is, as always, a very watchable screen presence; the film is not bad. But there’s a spark missing that could make the story burn, and the film’s abrupt ending will leave viewers high and “Dry.”
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Little attention is paid to the vernacular or physicality of the period. The depths of emotions aren’t plumbed.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    While it gets mileage out of its two fine lead performances and the story has deep emotional roots for the filmmakers, its journey fails to capture the imagination.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Is Faith Based the answer to the prayers of comedy-starved movie buffs? Not entirely, but it’s no plague of locusts, either.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The cast is game. Unfortunately, what should be gut punches feel like glancing blows.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Perhaps, despite its lack of structure, the film will inspire a new generation to investigate this funny lady who could sing the lights out.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Without a more probing look into her artistry, it’s hard to think of Olympia as a definitive Dukakis profile — though it’s certainly an unusual celebrity documentary.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Marksman is more drama than thriller, but really more old-fashioned western than anything else — and a familiar one at that.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Eight Hundred fetishizes martyrdom, but for those seeking big-screen, epic violence, it’s pretty much the only game in town.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    Abe
    It almost works as food porn when we spend some time in Chico’s kitchen, but we never linger long enough for the experience to marinate.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The scenery’s gorgeous, Redgrave and Bergin are pros, Tom Everett Scott is fittingly gross as the selfish stage dad and Goodacre has some charm. But the film forgot to graft a personality onto its protagonist and seems so determined to be PG-clean that sparks between the leads are … hard to “find.”

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