Michael Ordoña
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49% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Ordoña's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 83 out of 192
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Mixed: 87 out of 192
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Negative: 22 out of 192
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- Michael Ordoña
There are nagging narrative gaps and some jumping around — while that’s a bit jarring, one supposes it’s apropos for the film’s handmade feel. This isn’t an official document; it’s a fan’s eyewitness account.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 8, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The subject is absorbing, but the lack of differentiation in dramatic levels makes the film feel longer than its 126 minutes.- Los Angeles Times
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- Michael Ordoña
A First Farewell is a gorgeously shot window into a world most of us hadn’t looked through before, but it’s worth examining the meanings of its images.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 26, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The movie isn’t unusual-looking or surprising, but my daughter assures me fans of the show will not want to miss it. The rest of us will be immersed in warm confusion as things we just don’t understand unspool before us.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 19, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom may not be consequential in the long run, but it’s a mostly diverting, upbeat closer, one that could hint at the tone of things to come.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 22, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The superb fight choreography and committed execution by the two women in the ring (real-life UFC champ Valentina Shevchenko is convincing as Jackie’s opponent), informed by Berry’s skill as an actor conveying Jackie’s desperation, make the final fight thrilling and cringe-inducing — in a good way.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 16, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Sometimes the cheekiness works and sometimes the empowerment theme feels forced.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 26, 2019
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- Michael Ordoña
While Fatale isn’t special, it’s better than most specimens of the genre due to its turns (again, I recommend skipping the trailer — which also makes it look like a differently made film, one using bolder cinematic techniques) and Swank’s exploration of her character.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 18, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 9, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins ends up having enough good-time action sequences to make it worth the popcorn money.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Pixie isn’t exactly magical, but amusing enough whenever Cooke’s character casts her spell- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 4, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Vivo takes off with a cute kinkajou, some good music and some interesting visuals, but ultimately doesn’t stick the landing.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 5, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
If you're interested in this movie, it's because you love either seeing zombies explode (check), the video games (major character included, check) or Jovovich kicking undead butt in every conceivable way (check and mate).- Los Angeles Times
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- Michael Ordoña
If you can hang with the slow gestation of the first hour or so of Malignant, the final third may grow on you.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 10, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
No moment on this anything-but-love boat has the impact of, say, the seasickness sequence of “Triangle of Sadness,” but slaughter stans will get their butchery bellyfuls.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 7, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
The plot chugs along with no surprises, but that’s beside the point. While it’s not exactly a laugh riot, the film’s humor tends to land.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 30, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s refreshing to come at the spy genre from a different angle and rewarding to be introduced to these extraordinary women. Just don’t expect a pulse-pounder or even a particularly atmospheric, experiential film.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 1, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 21, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 20, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 24, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Die My Love is not plot-driven, with events that don’t necessarily follow one another in cause and effect. Rather, it’s a slow-burn psychological drama populated by imperfect people struggling with painful realities. Instead of a dramatic arc, it’s a dramatic decline.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 3, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
There’s much to like about the road-trip comedy Half Brothers. It’s funny, smart, topical and even touching at times. But it’s hard to overcome the inescapable rot at its center.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 2, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Unfortunately, the movie’s thriller elements amount to pale reflections of many other works.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 17, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Ron’s Gone Wrong dots its primer on friendship with chase scenes and warnings about Big Tech, with only mixed success.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 22, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The narrative is hamstrung by cliché attempts to build McKay’s backstory, shamelessly changing key facts. McConaughey’s performance is just fine, as is Ferrera’s, but the personal stuff feels like a distraction.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
Dosed works best as a purely anecdotal, personal chronicle of a friend’s struggle with addiction therapies. It is not recommended as a substitute for scientific conclusions.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 19, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Mosley feels well-intentioned, though its lessons are unclear, especially considering its ending. And more humor and more fully developed characters could have enlivened the familiar hero’s journey template.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 15, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Fathom presumably gets its name from both the watery depths and the attempt to understand these mysterious aquatic mammals, but it doesn’t delve deeply enough into either the science or the scientists.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 24, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Interesting and timely, The Red Sea Diving Resort highlights the plight of refugees and casts those helping them in a heroic light, but it doesn’t quite deliver dramatically.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 31, 2019
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- Michael Ordoña
The film lacks slam-bang, signature action sequences that would make it more memorable.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 25, 2021
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