Michael Ordoña
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49% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Ordoña's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 83 out of 192
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Mixed: 87 out of 192
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Negative: 22 out of 192
192
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s one of those pseudo-thrillers with car chases and shootouts in which it’s hard to invest yourself because its rules seem fungible.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 16, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
If scares are the movie’s raison d’etre, though, it’s hard to imagine Spell will frighten anyone but those vulnerable to a few bits of graphic gore.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 29, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The dialogue is often stiff, the action and plotting unlikely, making the romance hard to swallow. The appealing Uddin and Raymonde do generate enough chemistry in their fleeting time together to keep the proposition afloat.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 28, 2019
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- Michael Ordoña
While it does put an interesting spin on the phrase from which it takes its title, the family drama with crime elements The Devil You Know stumbles.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 31, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
One suspects Inside the Rain is a labor of love. One wishes its makers would have let us in enough to love it as well.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 26, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Only 97 minutes but feels much longer. It suffers from a marked lack of energy, a condition not cured by its many, many pop-music-scored montages.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 28, 2010
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- Michael Ordoña
In a pandemic, some might call the film a beacon of hope; others might prefer science to prayer for salvation. As a piece of cinema, though, Fatima is unlikely to be canonized.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 26, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Running Against the Wind is purportedly based on real events, and it’s sloppy and sort of random enough to be true.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 8, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
In such troubled times, one supposes there’s comfort to be found in the lack of adventurousness of Holidate, but it’s like opening the same present again and again.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 27, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Whatever its goals, the filmmaking is uninspired. It’s heavily reliant on clichés, especially in its use of score, the lone-wolf cop and familiar devices to build tension.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 24, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s so detached from the supervillain narrative that it’s almost meta. But as the musical numbers become lengthy detours rather than lending further insight into Arthur, the sequel doesn’t sing as a character study. And it sure ain’t a thriller.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 10, 2024
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- Michael Ordoña
The ending that seems meant to be wistful, even magical, reads instead as appalling, lamentable, gloomy, however you want to say “the opposite of wondrous and happy.”- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 10, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The new Margot Robbie vehicle Dreamland seems to be about legends, the price of escape, maybe unreliable narrators — but ends up not saying much about any of them.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 10, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 7, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
It may have benefited from a quickened pace, or touches of humor, or heightened stakes because — at least in this film — watching Nazis get theirs is a vein of amusement that runs dry.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 27, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The new David Bowie biopic Stardust could be marketed as “Bowie as you’ve never seen him,” but it feels like “Bowie as no one ever saw him.”- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 25, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The film drifts from grown-up to kid problems with mostly anecdotal evidence but very little science to back it up. It tries to cover too much ground in 71 minutes without going deeply into any of the areas it lightly explores.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 26, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
With its human relations a bit dicey, the movie lives or dies by the cuteness of its CG animals. Fortunately, it probably will never stop hitting the cute button inside us simply to see rabbits scurry-hopping with earnest little faces. The cinematic technology’s growth is remarkable.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 10, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The filmmakers cast several comic performers — Adam Pally as the dad, Tichina Arnold as the grandmother, Ken Marino as the bad guy — but there aren’t really opportunities for them to shine. Arnold seems to have the most fun with it. The Main Event, sadly, never gets off the mat.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 10, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
If it’s an Ip Man adventure you’re looking for in which he’s a full-on superhero, this one exists. Just know you’re getting the B Team.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 12, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 3, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
If tension was the filmmakers’ aim, they decisively miss — especially if it was meant to come from the puzzlingly casual sniper situation. Any possibility of buying into the story’s reality is defused by the soldiers being so dang gabby, and loudly so.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 10, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The filmmaking lacks the style to pull off its willful blending of fact and fantasy. At least there are the songs to enjoy.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 30, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
There is an enjoyable fight scene and the production design and cinematography of “Funhouse” do what they can with limited resources. One wishes the script hadn’t been the most limited resource of all.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 28, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
To very young kids who like cartoon dogs driving shiny vehicles, PAW Patrol: The Movie may be awesome. To grown-ups, it may be an aggressively under-written, 88-minute toy commercial.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 18, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The new Cheaper by the Dozen feels less like a feature than a lengthy sitcom pilot. It’s an assembly-line product scrubbed clean of personality.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 17, 2022
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 23, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Breaking News in Yuba County lacks both the form and substance to cash in on its acting assets.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 12, 2021
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 8, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Apparently, at least 400 women fought as men during the Civil War, but the perplexing Union is not the exploration they deserve.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 1, 2019
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