Lou Lumenick
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
What we’ve got is a highly entertaining nautical version of “The Towering Inferno’’ (still my favorite guilty pleasure of all time).- New York Post
- Posted Sep 29, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
This entertaining and handsome-looking version of The Magnificent Seven is very much tailored to his star, right down to Washington’s real-life history as a preacher’s son.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
At its heart, this is a thrilling tribute to a modest hero who rose to an extraordinary occasion.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 6, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Two decades after his last film, the legendary Jerry Lewis performs a truly unfortunate encore playing an elderly widower in writer-director Daniel Noah’s morose and thoroughly unconvincing drama.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
There’s a fatally miscast lead (Jack Huston, you are no Charlton Heston), cut-rate special effects, reams of eyeball-glazing dialogue, and a schmaltzy “inspirational” script that pointlessly alters the story in ways that make absolutely no sense.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 18, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Hugh Grant is no less great (and has terrific chemistry with Streep) in his juiciest role in years as St. Clair.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 11, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The simple, highly effective gimmick of this straightforward shocker is a malevolent clawed spectre named Diana (Alicia Vela-Bailey), who only appears in the dark.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The Infiltrator satisfyingly builds to an improbable but ripped-from-the-headlines climax.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 13, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Captain Fantastic isn’t only one of the year’s best movies, but one of the best cast and best acted, right down to the smaller roles.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 7, 2016
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- Posted Jun 30, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The first “Independence Day’’ was a lot of fun, with a great lines and cutting-edge special effects. It was much imitated, so the sequel plays like a faded, eighth-generation copy with a cast that’s shooting blanks when it comes to humor.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 23, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
If there has ever been a better voice performance in an animated film than Ellen DeGeneres’ in Pixar’s wonderful sequel Finding Dory, I sure can’t think of it. Her tour de force even surpasses Robin Williams in “Aladdin.”- New York Post
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Jude Law gives arguably the worst performance of his career as Wolfe in Genius, the ham-fisted directing debut of noted British theater figure Michael Grandage, bombastically adapted by John Logan (“Gladiator’’) from a biography by A. Scott Berg.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The Conjuring 2 belongs to Wilson and Farmiga as the sincere, loving, slightly square Warrens, with Wan tightening the screws for a rousing series of cliffhangers that should have audiences screaming. Expect another sequel for sure.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Some editing would have made The Nice Guys easier to love — at times it feels as bloated as Crowe’s gut. It’s neither as fast, fresh or as funny as Black’s “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’’ (2005).- New York Post
- Posted May 19, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Smartphone apps don’t particularly lend themselves well to political allegory or satire. But that’s precisely what the makers of this fitfully amusing animated adaptation of the once-popular game seem to be fruitlessly attempting.- New York Post
- Posted May 19, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Cross “Dog Day Afternoon’’ with “The Big Short’’ and throw in a dash of “Network’’ and you’ve got Money Monster, a clever financial thriller with comic overtones that’s a solid investment of your time thanks to stellar work by George Clooney and Julia Roberts.- New York Post
- Posted May 12, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s only a matter of time before someone turns Louise Osmond’s crowd-pleasing documentary, about people in a working-class Welsh mining village invading the snobbish “sport of kings,” gets turned into “The Full Monty” on four hooves.- New York Post
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Italian director Luca Guadagnino draws terrific performances from his four stars.- New York Post
- Posted May 4, 2016
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- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Elvis & Nixon is the funniest Nixon movie since 1999’s forgotten “Dick.” That comedy was a Watergate-era fantasy, but as incredible as it seems, this one is based more or less directly on fact. A photograph of the meeting is the most requested image at the National Archives.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Sarandon gets great support from a cast that includes J.K. Simmons as a laid-back retired cop who pursues Minnie, and Jason Ritter as the ex-boyfriend whom Minnie desperately plots to reunite with her daughter.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Patrick Stewart has a blast playing against type as a soft-spoken white supremacist holding a punk rock band as his temporary prisoners in Jeremy Saulnier’s nicely crafted, low-budget comedy-thriller.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
A cut above the season’s other belated sequels like “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’’ and “Zoolander 2.’’- New York Post
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
This sort of violent comedy — think “True Lies’’ meets “Grosse Pointe Blank’’ — is tough to pull off, but Spanish director Paco Cabezas and screenwriter Max Landis (“American Ultra’’) nail a screwball fantasy vibe that stops just inches short of downright silliness.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Don Cheadle gives one of the best performances of his career as jazz legend Miles Davis in Miles Ahead, even if his debut as a director ends up being an unfocused disappointment.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 31, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Only Bryan Cranston, as Teller’s downsized dad, emerges with his dignity fully intact from Get a Job, whose scattershot direction is credited to Dylan Kidd (“Roger Dodger”).- New York Post
- Posted Mar 24, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
While “300" maestro Snyder puts together some very striking scenes — which may be enough for many fanboys — they never really cohere into a whole. He literally throws in the kitchen sink in a film that frantically introduces characters and concepts while never clearly establishing the rules of the DC Comics universe.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
By the time David gets someone to unleash the gas, I was wishing he could simply erase all memories of the sorry “Divergent’’ franchise.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Desplechin draws uniformly superb performances from his young cast, making the coming-of-age genre seem fresh and vital.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Christopher Plummer confronts Nazi horrors again in Atom Egoyan’s preposterous thriller, which squanders a terrific performance by the Oscar-winning actor.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
South African director Gavin Hood (“X-Men Origins: Wolverine’’) pulls off some really tricky tonal shifts.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Posted Mar 3, 2016
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- Posted Mar 3, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
In the end, this relentlessly nihilistic crime-caper thriller adds up to less than the sum of its impressive parts.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 25, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Tautly directed by Kiefer’s longtime “24’’ helmer Jon Cassar, Forsaken greatly benefits from the poignant teaming of its father-and-son stars — as well as Michael Wincott as an especially elegant and eloquent gunfighter who has great respect for John.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
What really makes Hail, Caesar! sing are the Coens’ painstaking period simulations of scenes from five films,including not only “Hail, Caesar!” but a synchronized swimming routine a la Busby Berkeley and a corny musical Western.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Some handsome location shooting in New Orleans doesn’t make up for the Oscar winners’ relentless hamming and a plot that twists way beyond credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The true story behind a Coast Guard rescue depicted in Disney’s The Finest Hours is amazing enough that it didn’t require corny romantic embellishments that threaten to capsize everything.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The stunning visuals in DreamWorks Animation’s Kung Fu Panda 3 surpass the high standards set by its predecessors, but storywise, the latest adventures of goofy Po the panda break no new ground.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The ironically titled A Perfect Day isn’t entirely successful, but Del Toro is wonderful and there are many well-judged moments, some involving a 9-year-old (Eldar Residovic) whose return to his home underlines the tragedies of this particular conflict.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 20, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The Hateful Eight is basically an expensive vanity project allowing Tarantino to expound on his bizarre theories about race relations.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Mostly it’s up to Lawrence to wring all the drama and pathos she can out of a battle over patent rights that pushes Joy to the brink of bankruptcy. No surprise that her mettle cleans up all the messiness in Joy.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Presenting a “true” adventure about a giant whale that supposedly inspired “Moby-Dick” raises tsunami-high expectations about In the Heart of the Sea that are crushed as thoroughly as if star Chris Hemsworth had brought down his “Thor” hammer on the entire enterprise.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 10, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel do some of the best work of their careers playing longtime friends navigating their twilight years in Paolo Sorrentino’s witty, wise and swooningly beautiful dramatic comedy Youth.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Hard-core Hitchcock fans will not find much in the way of revelations.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2015
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- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The Good Dinosaur is no instant classic like its sublime predecessor “Inside Out,” but is modestly pleasing in its own way.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This version, flatly directed and risibly written by Billy Ray, is saddled with endless coincidences, questionably motivated characters and an utterly laughable climax.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 19, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This is in many ways a companion piece to Haynes’ “Far From Heaven” (2002), which remains one of my favorite films so far this century.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A decade later, these tabloid hall-of-famers are finally back to share the screen in By the Sea — glumly emoting in a pretentiously arty, humorless vanity production that drags along for two hours that feel like at least four.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 13, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
“A license to kill is also a license to not kill,” M lectures his new boss in the 24th James Bond film, Spectre. Well, it’s not a license to bore as much as this bloated drag manages to do.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Good grief! This painfully sincere animated feature seems aimed less at contemporary kids than nostalgic adults who might buy toys marketed for what is being billed as the 50th anniversary of the Peanuts gang for their children and grandchildren.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Bryan Cranston finally translates his critical acclaim for “Breaking Bad” into an Oscar-caliber performance in darkly comic Trumbo, playing an eloquent, witty screenwriter who bucked the Hollywood blacklist and triumphed.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Brilliantly acted by the year’s most carefully assembled cast, Spotlight is one of the year’s best films, showing just how hard it is to uncover painful truths.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
For all of its in-your-face, full-frontal sex scenes and threesomes (one involving a transsexual), this autobiographical story is almost sweet.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 29, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A slapdash, sporadically funny cross between the infamous “Ishtar’’ and the mercifully forgotten “American Dreamz.’’- New York Post
- Posted Oct 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Bridge of Spies, Steven Spielberg’s best film since “Saving Private Ryan,” stars a flawless Tom Hanks in the smart, old-school thriller as James Donovan.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Truth also ignores Rather’s famous showboating, pettiness and hubris. He’s worked in lower-profile gigs since, but trust me, there’s a good reason why no news organization will touch Mapes with a 10-foot pole.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This joyless, 10-megaton bomb fails in just about every imaginable way, as well as some you couldn’t possibly imagine.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 8, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Charlotte Rampling, Geraldine Chaplin and Mathieu Amalric contribute cameo appearances in the The Forbidden Room, a visual feast that may be a bit overwhelming for those unfamiliar with Maddin’s work.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The Martian is a straightforward and thrilling survival-and-rescue adventure, without the metaphysical and emotional trappings of, say, “Interstellar.’’ It’s pure fun.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s a disappointment as a movie, though Shannon is especially fine in a rare sympathetic role.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
In the end, The Walk finds a graceful way to pay tribute not only to Petit’s bravery and determination — but to the thousands lost on 9/11 in the buildings this daredevil loved so much.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 27, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
With thinly drawn characters, uneven performances and tin-eared dialogue, Stonewall plays at best like a musical without the songs.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
While highly entertaining and sometimes inspired, Black Mass is more like Scorsese lite. In perhaps the most memorable sequence, Bulger sardonically tests a childhood friend (Joel Edgerton) for loyalty by teasing out a “secret” steak sauce in what’s basically a reworking/homage of Joe Pesci’s famous “I’m funny, how?” scene in “GoodFellas.”- New York Post
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Be warned that Wolf Totem, featuring one of the final scores by the late great James Horner, is probably too brutal for younger children and more sensitive animal lovers.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Perhaps this year’s timeliest film — as well as, unfortunately, one of the hardest to sit through.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 8, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Daniel Lee’s elaborate Chinese historical action epic Dragon Blade certainly gets points for creative casting, as well as its gorgeous widescreen visuals.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
If you thought Matthew Broderick looked uncomfortable playing “himself” in “Trainwreck,” wait till you get a load of the actor portraying a married man who wonders if he’s gay in Neil LaBute’s mean-spirited comedy Dirty Weekend.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A Walk in the Woods is broad as a barn door, with two stars who have minimal chemistry — and there’s not much in the way of reflection about mortality.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Even an engaging performance by Margot Robbie as the proverbial last woman on Earth isn’t enough to save Z for Zachariah from becoming yet another ploddingly pretentious Sundance dud.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Tomlin and Elliot relive their characters’ pain and anger so deeply that they could very well both end up with Oscar nominations.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A screwball farce that pulls off a pitifully low percentage of its gags, even with a star-crammed cast.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A lousy script, unfocused direction, incoherent editing, shockingly terrible special effects — and, probably, panicked studio executives — have left its four talented stars muddling through a dull superhero origin story with zero payoff.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Short, sweet, charming and often very funny, Shaun the Sheep Movie has essentially no intelligible dialogue and doesn’t need any.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The geniuses behind the new film just don’t understand the difference between genuine subversiveness and pointless vulgarity.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 28, 2015
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- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Too much screen time is devoted to producers Lloyd and Susan Ecker, fans who serve as on-screen narrators and serve up tidbits from Tucker’s 400 scrapbooks, some of which, frankly, seem highly improbable.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Irrational Man is so clumsily staged and lethargically paced that it makes such clunkers as “Small Time Crooks” and “Cassandra’s Dream” look like minor classics.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Mr. Holmes, derived from a novel by Mitch Cullin, isn’t quite as deep or as poignant, but amply rewards McKellen and Holmes fans willing to go with its leisurely pace.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Even by the modest standards of the genre, the ending is jaw-droppingly ridiculous.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The dance routines are so hilariously spectacular — and the film is such good-naturedly inclusive fun — that you may not miss the absence of anything resembling dramatic conflict in what’s close to a feature-length concert film.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Big Game is goofy fun, whether Jackson is rolling down a hill in a freezer, the kid is trying to stop a bazooka with an arrow, or we’re witnessing other stunts that are just too preposterous to describe.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Director Boaz Yakin (“Remember the Titans”) indulges in an awful lot of gunplay for a PG-rated family film, but sure knows how to stage a dirt-bike race. The Belgian malinoises who play Max way out-act the humans.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Cam (based on the director’s real-life father) is so charming and gifted in various ways that it’s easy to enjoy this fanciful look at a bohemian mixed-race family.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A hilarious and touching animated masterpiece that takes a gloriously imaginative, sometimes scary leap into the mind of a girl on the cusp of adolescence.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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A funny, hip, touching and utterly irresistible comedy-drama.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Worth seeing just for the dramatization of the making of “Good Vibrations” alone. But there’s much more to savor in this biopic — a rare high note in the drone of so much summer dreck.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Oblivious to both narrative logic and the laws of physics, the cliché-filled San Andreas doesn’t nearly have the star power of earlier, better disaster movies it borrows from like “The Poseidon Adventure,” “Earthquake” and “The Towering Inferno.”- New York Post
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The film never adds up to the sum of its parts, effectively a two-hour trailer for a movie I’d still be interested in seeing.- New York Post
- Posted May 20, 2015
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Playing a slightly autobiographical role — reinforced by a karaoke sequence that gently nods to “Duets,” the final film directed by Danner’s late real-life husband, Bruce Paltrow, and starring their daughter Gwyneth — Danner shines in scene after scene.- New York Post
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This spectacularly great reboot is surprisingly owned not by Hardy, who is fine, but by Charlize Theron.- New York Post
- Posted May 12, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Morgan Freeman and Diane Keaton have unexpectedly great chemistry in this warm and funny comedy.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This is the sort of film that will admittedly make some people uncomfortable, and that’s sort of the point.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Ride sounds a bit like a Lifetime movie, but in Hunt’s capable hands it’s a brisk, funny and touching comedy for boomers.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 29, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The pleasant but forgettable Adult Beginners strains a bit too hard for a happy ending, and tends to lay on the schmaltz and metaphors (like the swim class that gives the film its title) with a trowel.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Franco’s distancing routine helps sink True Story, an already turgid and tone-deaf adaptation of a self-serving memoir by a disgraced New York Times reporter (played by two-time Oscar nominee Jonah Hill) who bonds with a murderer he’s trying to exploit.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Coming down too hard on this load of schmaltz — as I said when reviewing my first Sparks adaptation back in 2002 — feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Could easily have become a schmaltzy variation on “Whiplash.” But it’s not, thanks to astringent direction by François Girard (“The Red Violin’’), an excellent cast and heavenly young voices.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Even the great Helen Mirren can do only so much to elevate this relentlessly mediocre, fact-inspired drama.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The choppily edited and thoroughly wooden Serena utterly fails to catch fire, even when everything literally goes up in flames. So despite its big stars, it’s getting only a token theatrical release.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Noah Baumbach’s While We’re Young amounts to the most hilarious Woody Allen movie in forever.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
You know you’re in for a long haul when Kate Winslet’s clipboard-wielding Jeanine, leader of the Erudite faction, comes off less like a Hillary Clinton than a weary Applebee’s supervisor at the end of a 14-hour shift in this plodding sequel to “Divergent.”- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Certainly watchable, but don’t go expecting much in the way of surprises.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The documentary was filmed in the 1990s by Denny Tedesco, whose father Tommy is credited as the most recorded guitarist in history, including the instantly identifiable themes to “Bonanza” and “Mission: Impossible.”- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2015
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A painfully earnest and totally unfunny magic-realist fable set on the Lower East Side that works in no way whatsoever.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2015
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“Short Circuit” meets “RoboCop” — with asides to “WALL-E,” “E.T.,” “The Road Warrior” and many other better movies — in Chappie, an interminable, violent, incoherent and wearying R-rated sci-fi action comedy.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This sequel sorely misses the presence of Tom Wilkinson, whose out-of-the-closet character grounded the first film (but died at the end).- New York Post
- Posted Mar 4, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
There’s no doubt at all that the schlocky The Lazarus Effect should have been euthanized and shipped directly to video rather than haunting movie theaters, however briefly.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Hard-core Hollywood haters will best appreciate Maps to the Stars, a campy poison-pen letter to Tinseltown that makes “Sunset Boulevard’’ look like a tourism infomercial by comparison.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Mostly, the gorgeously shot Queen and Country depicts Bill and his more rebellious mate Percy pursuing beautiful women with varying degrees of success — and pulling pranks on their exasperated superiors, hilariously portrayed by David Thewlis and Richard E. Grant.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Let us now praise Anna Kendrick, who is positively great in the small-scale The Last Five Years — so utterly wonderful that this adaptation of an off-Broadway musical deserves better than a token theatrical release to support its distribution via video-on-demand.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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Lawrence’s script for The Rewrite could have used one, and his direction is uneven, but it’s still rewarding watching Grant dispensing his dithery charm surrounded by old pros.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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An instant candidate for the so-bad-it’s-sort-of-great hall of fame, Jupiter Ascending is totally bonkers, a sort of black-velvet-Elvis mash-up of “Star Wars’’ and every other sci-fi/fantasy movie of the past half-century right up to “The Hunger Games.”- New York Post
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Despite excellent performances by Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer and other cast members, Mike Binder’s racially tinged custody battle drama Black or White never achieves much in the way of dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A better cast this time around — Michael Angarano, Milo Ventimiglia, Sofía Vergara and Max Casella, with cameos by Jason Alexander, Stanley Tucci and Hope Davis — tries to breathe life into Goldman’s cliché-ridden plot.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A jaw-droppingly terrible animated musical that mismatches George Lucas’ inane story about a pair of fairy princesses to an oddball selection of the “Star Wars’’ creator’s favorite pop tunes.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Pacino demonstrates considerable comic chops in The Humbling — which has some interesting similarities to “Birdman.’’ It loses some momentum in its third act, but provides plenty of juicy material for a terrific cast.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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Patrick Stewart knocks it out of the park as a Juilliard School dance teacher forced to spill his biggest secrets in Match, which playwright Stephen Belber effectively directed and adapted from his own Broadway play.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s an absorbing documentary that eloquently explores questions about forgiveness.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Stephen Sondheim’s stage classic Into the Woods, a dark and subversive musical take on fairy tales, not only survives but triumphs in the composer’s most unlikely collaboration with Disney.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Brilliantly acted and directed, Ava DuVernay’s towering Selma is Hollywood’s definitive depiction of the 1960s American civil rights movement — as well as perhaps the most timely movie you’ll see this year.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Timothy Spall, a character actor best known as Wormtail in the “Harry Potter’’ series, delivers an Oscar-caliber tour de force as eccentric British landscape painter J.M.W. Turner in the exquisite Mr. Turner.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The worst Hollywood musical so far this century, it’s another misstep for Sony Pictures, which also sponsored the abortive ‘‘The Interview.’’- New York Post
- Posted Dec 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
An utterly clueless, relentlessly grim and rambling action epic guaranteed to displease devout Jews, Christians and Muslims alike, amuse atheists — and generally bore everyone.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
You won’t see a better performance by an actress on film this year than Julianne Moore as a linguistics professor struggling to hold onto her personality after a diagnosis of early onset Alzheimer’s in the unforgettable drama Still Alice.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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Laura Dern — only nine years older than Witherspoon’s fresh-faced 38 — could also net a Best Supporting Actress nod for her outstanding work as Cheryl’s spunky and nurturing mothe.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A lazy, noisy ADHD-addled collection of animated clichés guaranteed to give anyone older than 5 a headache, even if you don’t see it in optional 3-D.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Hopefully Jennifer Lawrence will actually be given something worthwhile to do next time around. That would actually be worth paying to see.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 19, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Very much a feminist Western — one painting a vivid picture of how difficult it was for even a strong and determined woman to survive in frontier days.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Visually imaginative, The Theory of Everything is an unusually compelling true-life story about an extraordinary couple triumphing over adversity. It’s my favorite movie so far this year.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Genius director Christopher Nolan reaches for the stars in Interstellar — and delivers a soulful, must-see masterpiece, one of the most exhilarating film experiences so far this century.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
In his own twisted way, Lou is just as much a bloodsucker as Dracula, in a horror story that this tabloid veteran can attest is not as far removed from reality as you might assume.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Dr. Godard drops and quotes more names than you’d find in a week’s worth of Page Six, but lots of luck figuring any of this out before dozing off. The good thing about Goodbye to Language is that you’ll wake up with no side effects, albeit your wallet will be $12 lighter.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 29, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Aside from the very occasional stab with a dagger, John prefers to shoot people at point-blank range. It gets old fast.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
“Scratch the surface and there’s only more surface,’’ a character all too accurately observes in this clunky, ugly and dull mash-up of a mystery.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 22, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s perhaps the most incisive and funniest Hollywood take on Broadway since Mel Brook’s original “The Producers.”- New York Post
- Posted Oct 16, 2014
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- Posted Oct 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The crowd-pleasing St. Vincent provides Murray with his first comic vehicle in years. It’s a tour de force and a cause for major celebration.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Good Lie may not be anything like Witherspoon’s version of “The Blind Side” (as the ads also imply), but it’s a heart-tugger that’s definitely worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
What elevates Men, Women & Children considerably above a dramatized (and occasionally over-dramatized) lecture on the dehumanizing aspects of the Internet is the consistently high caliber of acting (including, yes, Sandler) and spot-on narration by Emma Thompson.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
There’s nothing hugely original about the script by Richard Wenk (who cowrote “Expendables 2” with Sylvester Stallone), but Washington is a master at putting his own inimitable and stylish spin on even the most familiar situations.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Stephen Beresford’s script’s has its cornball fish-out-of-water touches to be sure, but Pride is a bona fide crowd-pleaser — wearing its heart on its sleeve as the film builds to an ending that’s as satisfying as it is surprising.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Even with appearances by such dependable performers as Toni Collette, Stellan Skarsgård, Christopher Plummer and Jean Reno, the interminable Hector and the Search for Happiness will most likely inspire audiences to search for the exit door.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 17, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Michael Berry’s Frontera offers an unsparing look at the plight of illegal immigrants, even if the ending seems too patly convenient.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Congress doesn’t fully live up to its lofty ambitions, but it does attempt something most filmmakers wouldn’t even dream of — a dystopian blend of live-action and animation that acidly comments on some of Hollywood’s touchiest issues before drifting off into an existential fog.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Dashing, handsome and self-deprecating, Kevin Kline was born to play Errol Flynn.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 29, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Love is Strange is very well worth seeing for its two stars, who acutely convey the pain their characters feel over their separation as well as displaying their considerable comic chops to keep things from getting too grim.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 20, 2014
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- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The only truly lethal weapons in the criminally unfunny action comedy Let’s Be Cops are the lame script, putrid direction and pair of sitcom stars mugging nonstop in frantic pursuit of laughs that have fled over the state line.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 13, 2014
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- Posted Aug 13, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The found-footage disaster flick Into the Storm is “Twister’’ for dummies, but by no means is that an insult. The new film is enormous fun if you’re in the right mood.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Wojtowicz was a folk hero thanks to the movie, and he cashed in on his celebrity by signing autographs in front of the bank he tried to rob. He also retained the love and support of his wife and his doting mother, both of whom are interviewed with him in The Dog, until his death in 2006.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Manages to be a satisfying meal, if not quite a feast, for famished adult audiences.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 6, 2014
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- Posted Jul 31, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Child of God is, like the source novel, loosely inspired by the notorious real-life cannibal murderer Ed Gein. So was Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho.’’ Nobody left that classic bored — but they sure will be by Franco’s film.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
And So It Goes appears to be targeting an audience segment that rarely goes out to the movies — while providing them a cringe-worthy incentive to never do so again.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 25, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Linklater ambitiously shot his new effort over a period of 12 years with the same cast, showcasing what turns out to be an astonishing performance by newcomer Ellar Coltrane, who grows up from 6 to 18 before our eyes over the course of 164 minutes.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 9, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Expertly serves shivers, buckets of gore — and pretty much every cliché of the genre.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 2, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Don’t miss it — this is enormously fun visionary filmmaking, with a witty script and a great international cast.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 25, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Roughly a more broadly comic French version of John Favreau’s “Chef,’’ this film stars veteran Jean Reno as a longtime celebrity chef who may lose control of his Paris restaurant because the young new CEO thinks he’s old toque.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Jersey Boys tells a familiar story, yes — but rarely told this well and with this much heart and soul.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Offers some stunningly beautiful sequences and an engaging, if at times quite dark, story line.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Certainly nails the era, right down to a lengthy pan across a none-too-appealing dinner buffet.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 4, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A Tom Cruise action flick with a strong female heroine and a sense of humor? Edge of Tomorrow has both of those, plus a “Groundhog Day’’-style gimmick that pays big dividends. Over and over.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 4, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The frequently funny The Grand Seduction is a thoroughly pleasant way to pass a couple of hours.- New York Post
- Posted May 28, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
No film I’ve seen so far this year has provided the sheer moviegoing pleasure of We Are the Best!- New York Post
- Posted May 28, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Clearly a labor of love for all involved. Listen carefully on the soundtrack and you’ll hear the voice of Joanne Woodward as Ellie’s mom. Woodward is one of the executive producers of this lovely little film, which is dedicated to her late husband, Paul Newman.- New York Post
- Posted May 28, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Manages to be excruciatingly unfunny despite the presence of Pierce Brosnan and Emma Thompson in the lead roles.- New York Post
- Posted May 21, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Bryan Singer’s whip-smart and witty time-travel romp X-Men: Days of Future Past blows a breath of fresh air through the musty Marvel universe.- New York Post
- Posted May 21, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The second half of Godzilla is definitely more fun than the first part of a film I enjoyed overall, if less than last year’s similar dip into giant monster blockbusterdom, “Pacific Rim.”- New York Post
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Writer-director Schwarz has a lot of fun with this nutty premise. And more important, the twisted dynamics of this particular family ring true.- New York Post
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
James Franco, all is forgiven. His woebegotten “Oz: The Great and Powerful’’ is practically a masterpiece compared to this eyeball-gougingly ugly, charm-free animated musical sequel.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
He’s great as a celebrity chef who’s forced to re-examine his priorities in this extremely funny and big-hearted comedy that Favreau also wrote.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2014
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- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
If you were wondering what “12 Years a Slave” might have been like as a two-part episode of “Masterpiece Theatre,” you might want to check out this unsatisfying but not uninteresting oddity. It renders another historical story about race with exquisite taste but not much in the way of passion.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Veteran screenwriter John Pogue, in his second directorial outing, tries repeatedly and mostly unsuccessfully to jolt his audience by amping up the abundant sound effects to ear-shattering levels.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Walking with the Enemy may not be another “Schindler’s List” (Ben Kingsley has a small but important role as Hungary’s deposed regent) but it’s handsomely photographed (A-list vet Dean Cundey) in Romania and a compelling addition to the Shoah canon.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Lethargic direction, bland visuals, credulity-straining plotting and tin-eared dialogue turn even pros like Rebecca Hall, Paul Bettany and Morgan Freeman into sleepwalking bores.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 16, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A fine cast headed by the underrated Greg Kinnear lifts this year’s third major religious movie, the fact-inspired Heaven Is for Real, somewhat beyond its Hallmark Channel-caliber script and visuals.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Legendary hipster filmmaker Jim Jarmusch’s wryly funny exercise in genre bending hits so many grace notes it ends up being his most satisfying film in years.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Like the similar, and slightly superior, "The Conjuring" last summer, Oculus eschews the buckets of gore common to R-rated horror movies and takes a relatively subtle, psychological approach — even if the somewhat disappointing ending leaves the door open for a sequel (or three).- New York Post
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Posted Apr 2, 2014
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- Posted Apr 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Holy ship! Crowe’s grumpy Noah and his dysfunctional clan help God reboot the too-wicked world in this imaginative (but hardly sacrilegious) and visually spectacular elaboration on Genesis.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Those with a high tolerance for violence and gore — at one point, Rama battles assassins labeled “Baseball Bat Man’’ and “Hammer Girl’’ simultaneously — will eat up The Raid 2.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Rob the Mob, which is more fun and more tightly constructed than “American Hustle,’’ romanticizes the clueless couple, whom the columnist dubs “Bonnie and Clyde,” and moves their inevitable Christmas Eve date with fate from Ozone Park to a far more attractive location.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
As in genuine porn, most of the acting (except for Skarsgard, who deliberately tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds) is as flat and uninteresting as the script — even when the older Joe narrates a montage of flaccid penises.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Divergent is a clumsy, humorless and shamelessly derivative sci-fi thriller set in a generically dystopian future.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It doesn’t add up to much of anything exciting, even with an appearance by Isabella Rossellini (of Lynch’s “Blue Velvet’’) as the mother of one of the doubles.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 13, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan are superb as the couple, who use the occasion to drop bombs on each other.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The best parts of this awkwardly paced film are Bell’s scenes with Enrico Colantoni, who returns as her private investigator dad, concerned she’s throwing away a bright future by getting sucked back into her old life.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A huge hit in China — where it was released in 3-D IMAX — the handsomely filmed Journey To the West deserves better than the token 2-D theatrical release it’s getting in the United States to support its simultaneous arrival on video-on-demand.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Loaded with improbable cultural references (Sherman totes a Stephen Hawking lunchbox and uses words like “eponymous”), I fear Mr. Peabody and Sherman may be a bit too brainy to fully connect with contemporary movie audiences.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s the wonderful performances by Bening and Harris that make this flawed, somewhat maudlin film worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It largely consists of Franco musing about depictions of homosexual activity on film. As well as gay cast members speculating whether Franco will take off his clothes and perform in explicit footage. He doesn’t.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
All the tedium of an endless trans-Atlantic flight gets packed into the 105 minutes of Non-Stop.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, as in Bay’s “Pearl Harbor,’’ much of the sometimes draggy 2 1/4 hours is given to clichéd inspirational drama.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A campy guilty pleasure that serves up a “Gladiator’’ knockoff as an appetizer to the impressively flame-filled main course.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Adult World proceeds by fits and starts, but fans of Cusack won’t want to miss his performance as the petulant poet, whose resistance is inevitably worn down by his persistent fan.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Except possibly for a superlative supporting performance by Hugh Bonneville of “Downton Abbey,’’ Clooney’s low-key directorial effort is not quite an Oscar-caliber movie, though it’s got a great cast, a worthy theme and plenty of things to reward adult moviegoers.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Winslet and Brolin have wonderful chemistry together, and Reitman makes well-worn metaphors like steamy weather and pie making (the film has been embraced by the American Pie Council) seem newly invented.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 30, 2014
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G.B.F., which concludes with a clumsy parody of the prom climax from “Carrie,’’ offers an admirable message of tolerance for teen audiences — too bad it’s been absurdly saddled with an R rating, even though there’s far less innuendo than in “Easy A.’’- New York Post
- Posted Jan 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Nut Job has an interesting anti-socialist subtext, with the seemingly benevolent raccoon revealing himself as a power-mad dictator. It’s the most political non-Pixar cartoon feature since the very left-leaning “The Ant Bully’’ eight years ago.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 15, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Imagine the French lesbian romance “Blue Is the Warmest Color’’ as a raunchy American exploitation flick with loads of fake gore. That’s a rough idea of the latest from Lloyd Kaufman, the exuberant shockmeister whose Troma Team is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 10, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Poor John Leguizamo, who hopefully got well-paid to voice a stereotypical Latino bird providing a stream of nonsensical narration.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
There is still enough venom spilled in August: Osage County to make this drama relatable to anyone who’s suffered through a wildly dysfunctional family dinner — and who hasn’t, especially at this time of year?- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jonze seems to be heading for a far quirkier ending than the one he actually delivers, but he does tap into the zeitgeist with his unlikely romantic fable.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
If you’re going to invest three hours watching a movie about a convicted stock swindler, it needs to be a whole lot more compelling than Martin Scorsese’s handsome, sporadically amusing and admittedly never boring — but also bloated, redundant, vulgar, shapeless and pointless — Wolf of Wall Street.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
There are probably enough moments to satisfy hard-core fans, but for the rest of us, this amounts to the Middle Earth equivalent of “Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones,’’ a space-holding, empty-headed epic filled with characters and places (digital and otherwise) that are hard to keep straight, much less care about.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Except for a couple of isolated, mildly subversive moments, Hanks is basically playing the genial host of “The Wonderful World of Disney’’ rather than an actual person.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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- Posted Dec 6, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The feel-bad movie of the holiday season, Spike Lee’s often-repellent Americanized reimagining of Korean director Chan-Wook Park’s twisty 2004 revenge thriller Oldboy is relentlessly gruesome, self-consciously shocking and pretty much pointless.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Tiresome cavalcade of bickering — which feels like it lasts even longer than your typical Thanksgiving dinner.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 25, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Delivery Man trades the abrasive comedian’s trademark snark for schmaltz — an experiment that actually works better than you’d guess.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Bob Nelson’s original script, a sort of unlikely cross between “The Last Picture Show’’ and “The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek,’’ offers a biting satire of Midwestern life that Payne sometimes allows to border on condescension.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Miyazaki offers a vivid, at times fantastical view of Japan between the wars, wracked by the Great Depression, a fearsome earthquake that leveled Tokyo in 1923, a tuberculosis epidemic and the rise of fascism.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, it’s engaging and serves its young audience well — a rare Holocaust movie that doesn’t strain to become Oscar bait.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s a remarkable story, vividly and urgently told by French-Canadian director Vallée (“The Young Victoria”) from a pointed, schmaltz-free script by Craig Borten and Melissa Wallack.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The schmaltzy Diana is directed at a dirge-like pace by German director Oliver Hirschbiegel, whose film “Downfall’’ depicted the final days of Hitler and provided one of the Internet’s most enduring memes.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jeffrey Schwarz’s documentary is a fine, touching tribute to John Waters’ larger-than-life drag diva, Divine.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Like “Traffic’’ on a massive dose of downers, Ridley Scott’s The Counselor is a great-looking and star-filled but lethally pretentious, talky, lethargic drama.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 24, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Danny Huston looks and sounds like his celebrated father, John, more and more each year, so I enjoyed watching him play a flamboyant and womanizing legendary director not unlike his old man in Bernard Rose’s modest little comedy.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Well-meaning films like “Lincoln’’ and “Lee Daniels’ The Butler’’ merely scratch the surface compared to the deep and painful truths laid bare by 12 Years a Slave. It’s about time, Scarlett O’Hara.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Hollywood’s ongoing campaign to remake every horror movie of the 1970s and ’80s has finally caught up with the Stephen King-Brian De Palma classic “Carrie,’’ and the results are distressingly anemic, pig blood and all.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s much more lively than “On the Road,” last year’s snoozy adaptation of the Kerouac novel that presented fictionalized versions of some of the same characters.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Basically, the whole thing can be summed up as an epic midlife crisis.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Their misadventures in the Big Apple, including Giamatti’s involvement with a Russian house sitter (a bizarrely cast Sally Hawkins) are neither funny nor touching, just tedious.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 4, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Compared by some to “2001: A Space Odyssey,’’ Cuarón’s relatively intimate space epic is equally groundbreaking in the spectacular way it depicts space.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Is torture ever justifiable? A twisty, compelling, brilliantly acted (if sometimes difficult to watch) thriller, Prisoners, asks this question not in the usual contemporary context — anti-terrorism — but instead as a gruesome option deployed as a response to every parent’s worst nightmare.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The film also drags a bit toward the end, but neither of these is a major flaw in a movie with more funny lines than in most of Allen’s movies these days — not to mention a saner, clearer moral perspective.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, the rambling Jayne Mansfield’s Car is almost as big a wreck as its namesake.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Gorgeous location filming on Italy’s Amalfi Coast and a voice-only performance by the great Claire Bloom as an elderly woman remembering World War II are the main attractions in Kat Coiro’s familiarly snoozy romantic drama.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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It falls to Hanks and his movie-star presence to anchor this ambitious enterprise, and he does some of his most impressive acting without saying a word.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A more nuanced picture of the only president to resign from office emerges in Penny Lane’s clever documentary.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 30, 2013
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- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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A credulity-straining thriller featuring a few good paranoid moments — and, perhaps most important, Rebecca Hall running in high heels.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 27, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Cusack and Cage — who don’t have any scenes together until halfway through — do their best work in years, while erstwhile “High School Musical’’ star Hudgens shows off acting chops missing in “Spring Breakers.’’- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Larson shines as an adult staffer assigned to keep these self-destructive kids safe while they work with therapists.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Jobs amounts to, at best, a Cliffs Notes version of the man’s early life. If you want the real story, you’ll have to read Walter Isaacson’s fascinating 2011 biography, which would make a much better film than this one.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Although director Lee Daniels dials things down a bit here, subtlety is not what he does. That strategy worked for “Precious’’ but turned his more recent “The Paperboy’’ into a feature-length howler.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 9, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Often less really is more, and that’s why I can recommend Planes, a charmingly modest low-budget spin-off from Pixar’s “Cars’’ that provides more thrills and laughs for young children and their parents than many of its more elaborate brethren.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The superficial script doesn’t go nearly deep enough to begin explaining Lovelace.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
I’m a sucker for films with great surfing footage, let alone wacky ’70s hairstyles. But this overlong, cliché-infested Aussie period drama tested my patience.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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- Posted Aug 2, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Paul Schrader’s The Canyons is not the worst movie of 2013 — it's marginally better than "InAPPpropriate Comedy" and "Scary Movie 5," two even worse bombs that Lindsay Lohan also lent her rapidly diminishing talents to — but it is surely the most boring I’ve seen.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
The pretentious and unrelievedly glum first feature from music-video and advertising director Nenad Cicin-Sain, The Time Being looks sharp, but it’s about as dramatically satisfying as watching paint dry.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Blue Jasmine may sound like a topical satire, but it isn’t really. It’s a character study of an obnoxious, selfish and supremely self-absorbed woman oblivious to the pain she inflicts on others.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2013
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- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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A couple of heavyweight actors — Tim Roth and Cillian Murphy — get top billing, but this British drama belongs to young Eloise Laurence, memorable as Skunk, the diabetic daughter of Roth’s kindly solicitor.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Classy old-school horror, James Wan’s The Conjuring depends more on its excellent cast and atmospheric direction than cheap gimmicks to raise hairs on the back of your neck. Which it does, quite frequently.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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